2 Take a photo and dig a mouth and drum a cheek, or grab a fist and make a face. Who are you going to hit, or are you suffering from cerebral thrombosis and hemiplegia?

3 I don't understand that if the rope is too long, it will knot, but your tongue can't?

4 animals change into people in this dress, and you will change into animals as soon as you put it on.

5 Your IQ is as thin as the oxygen in the Himalayas.

6 Your Excellency is a natural inspiration!

7 Your voice is like Shakespeare and Zorro, sandy and left.

8 Your looks are very refreshing. !

9 Are you out of your mind? It's still boiling water at 1.

1 The dinosaur that degenerates three times a day is the strongest waste in human history.

11 days, the smell of inferior perfume is still coming to men. Has anyone given you a look?

12 when your mother gave birth to you, she probably lost the whole person and raised the placenta.

13 If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smarter, then you must eat at least a pair of whales.

14 your appearance is not accurate, and your proportion is not well.

15 why are you covering your face with your ass?

when you go back to wash your face, I'll give you 1 Jin of perfume to cover your big dregs.

17 I didn't expect a person to be so innocent and stupid and naive!

18 You said you could do something. If you go to war, bullets and missiles will be tempted to fly at you.

19 You are like a bitter gourd, dressed so coolly, and grown so weak. (Quotations Daquan. com)

2 Your motherland doesn't love you, your ancestors don't worship you, and your religion doesn't believe you. Damn it, are you qualified to go to Hari Hahan Haying Hamei?

21 You have the nerve to treat yourself as a human being, and you don't need your negative IQ to think about whether you deserve to be a human being.

22 wear a mask when you go out, so that the city management and the city can't see it. How hard they work, one day for our city to be rated as one of the top ten sanitary cities. How can you make them feel?

23 Hey, excuse me, is your coffin flip or slide?

24 You walk along a country road with dog steps, and you also say that your voice, which was kicked to pieces by others, sings like his mother Adu.

25 The pig hit a tree. You hit the pig, didn't you? Did you rear-end it?

26 you need to go back to the furnace and rebuild.

27 don't tell others that you know me, that's an insult!

28 you don't learn so many weapons in our country, but learn the sword. You don't have to learn how to go up the sword. You have to learn how to get drunk with the sword because there are so many moves. Sword iron, you don't learn silver sword! Finally, you have reached the realm of the unity of man and sword, that is, the sword man.

29 Look at your face. You have a big pimple on your face. You have to say it's a prickly heat covered with a mask during the SARS period. A flock of geese flew south and jumped west when they saw your face. Look how intimidating you are.

3 seduce my man? I just regard you as an old bitch in spring.

31 I'm not a straw boat, so don't send your bitch to me.

32 Do you think you are a boy again by pretending to be cute?

33 I'm not a fortune teller in the square, so I can't talk so much as you like.

34 The longer I have been in contact with you, the more I like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people.

35 You think you are the sun, and everyone else has to revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, and it may make your arrogance explode.

36 I really want to send you to a cage to wander the streets and taste the delicious Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.

37 I don't want to judge a book by its cover. I have tried to see your soul, and as a result, your soul is no more beautiful than your appearance.

38 if you are sick, you should treat me. I'm not a veterinarian.

39 I can talk to you well, but I can't say anything nice.

4 The only way for me to help a cow with its head foaming in the air is to shut your mouth.

41 who has been taking care of you for so many years? I admire his courage.

42 You walk with your head held high, for fear that others will not know that you are an airport.

43 your whole family is not mainstream, your mother wears socks, and your father has tin foil heads.

44 Life with incomplete evolution and alien with gene mutation.

45 You haven't fully evolved, so it's really hard for you to look like a human.

46 You look like a car accident scene

47 hours was the best teacher, but it's a pity that he killed all the students in the end.

48 You are the largest pencil case I have ever seen. Aren't you tired of holding so many pens?

49 I wish your girlfriend will always be inflatable.

5 No artificial intelligence can match your natural fool.

51 The old washing machine that God dropped by accident is a brainless creature that can think.

52 Don't talk about her like that. She has a flower at the head of the village, but since she was a flower, cow dung has disappeared.

53 looks cheerful, as if he had drunk urine candy.

54 don't think that you are rare, so we should value the rare things.

55 when you pick up the mirror and look at yourself ... you think it's redundant, but in fact, you are really redundant.

56 Don't drag it in front of me like 258,. Put on a pOSE and pretend to be 13.

57 You have a rich appearance like a peony, a tough quality like a plum blossom, a pure heart like a lotus flower, a sweet smile like a peach blossom, and a dashing charm like a sunflower. I look left and right, and you are a nymphomaniac!

58 kindergarten-level high school students are born with Mongolian frog heads.

59 if you chase me naked for two kilometers, I'll call myself a hooligan once!

6 heads and sharp bodies are as white as silver, and there is not half a cent on the scale. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and not people!

61 Don't cry at my grave, it will dirty my path of reincarnation.

62 Your appearance is refreshing.

63 don't wander around dressed like a comfort woman, the Grenade will explode when it sees you.

64 when I treat you as a person, please try to act like one.

65 put photos of XX on the wall to ward off evil spirits during the day and avoid contraception at night.

66 You are either late in puberty or early in menopause.

67 How can you set off the beauty of the world without your presence?

68 looks very sci-fi and abstract!

69 don't look at what you shouldn't see, don't say what you shouldn't say, don't listen to what you shouldn't hear, don't think about what you shouldn't think about, and do what you should do.

7 You're still holding your head high when you walk. Don't hold on, just hold on to a small steamed bun.

71 excuse me, can I ask you for some faces? I think your face has three layers and three layers, so it doesn't matter if it's less.

72 = = 2b describes you, and people don't like pencils!

73 You are a cucumber, so you need to shoot. Your daughter-in-law is a screw, so she needs to be screwed.

74 I don't want to discourage you either. Go to the zoo to see if there is a suitable job for you. You can easily be shot by the police if you run around the street like this.

75 I would have thrown you away if the teacher hadn't told me not to throw garbage anywhere.

76 were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

77 I thought you were a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that you were just a slag in the sea of people.

78 were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

79 Your inner face is longer than the pelvis.

8 To find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth.

81 If you can take the initiative to let scientists study, it will make a great contribution to the world's understanding of alien life!

82 you have a good relationship with this and that all day, but in the end, what are you in the eyes of others?

83 The dinosaur that degenerates three times a day is the strongest waste in human history.

84 as soon as you go out, a hundred mountains and no bird, a thousand paths without a footprint.

85 Your father should have held back, why didn't he shoot you at the wall.

86 looks innocent, and looks sorry for the people and the party.

87 Will you buy two bottles of Fu Yan Jie later to brush your face?

88 I am surprised that a rare species like you should be listed as a national first-class protected animal and exhibited at the World Expo. Maybe, you can also contribute to the research of alien species in China.

89 you are in violation of regulations!

9 You look so fucking postmodern! !

91 no matter how strong you are, can you hold your urine?

92 You are out of proportion.

93 You look very fauvism! !

94 There is a big dish on these two lips.

95 when I saw you, I suddenly understood what Picasso was like.

96 people say that I married you with flowers in cow dung. In fact, I never thought you were cow dung, but dog dung.

97 if the east is not bright and the west is bright, what are you like?

98 were you thrown up three times and only caught twice when you were born?

99 a guy like you can only play a piece of shit in a TV series, which is not as good as chewing gum that has been peed by a dog on the roadside.

1 You waste air alive, land dead, and RMB half dead!

11 I want to watch you talk, but why do you bury your face in your ass? ... oh? Sorry, I didn't know it was your face, so where's your ass?

12, you are still chasing a fashion and cutting a middle score. Would you please look at your score of 38?

13 if you know where to go, the whole world will make way for you.

14 Please don't talk to me with your excretory organs. It's very impolite. Thank you!

it's not your fault that 15 is ugly, it's your parents' fault, but it's your fault that you ran out to scare people.

it's really hard for you to be ugly. You run out in the morning to scare people, and you run out at night to scare ghosts.

17 I wish your boyfriend will always be electric.

18 when the Yan saw you, he was so scared that he cried and cried and wiped his tears to find his mother.

19 hair dia, also won't change your age and appearance.

I have more than 3 photos of your mother in my computer.

111 I didn't say you're shameless, I said you're the shameless one.

112 If you know that you are walking at the airport, just hide, and don't hold your head high for fear that others don't know.

113 How about my natural roll? Is it much better than your pot cover?

114 don't think that just because you are tanned can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

115 If you meet someone generous, I will give you a brick, and you will know what liver fibrillation is.

116 Your father is in the 731 unit, right? I didn't understand the virus research, so I studied you.

117 Seeing you hanging around men every day, who loves to see you throw you a bone?

118 You are the largest pencil case I have ever seen. Aren't you tired of holding so many pens?

119 I really regret that I didn't shoot you in the toilet and wash you away with water!

when you can talk about civilization and quality, I think it's time for me to be reborn again.

121 For you, I really can't think of any language to communicate with you who are different from human beings!

122 I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is very beautiful, and the other is you.

123 As a typical failure, you are really successful.

124 if you are cool and handsome, human beings will have to use asexual reproduction.

125 Don't make me add verbs or nouns between me and your family.

126 if I want to have a baby, I must ask you to teach him, and I must also teach him history. Take a look at your face, and China will remember it for five thousand years.

127 Please roll up and leave.

128 Wear this low-cut and that leopard print all day. You look like a comfort woman who was eliminated before World War II.

129 In fact, how much I love looking at you? Do you know that it hurts to lose sight of your coquettish bitch-like sister every day?

13 mosquitoes will want to commit suicide if they bite your face.

131 people are good in nature. Cook a big egg in the pot, and I'll do it if I don't eat it, or I'll break up if I don't.

132 Kindergarten-level high school students, frog head with congenital Mongolian disease,

133 Others have to fly a plane to hit Gemini, and you just have to skydive to have the same power.

134 who are you making that face with? I owe you a loan due or something.

135 you are great. Isn't it supported by the Animal Protection Association?

136 you don't have the image of a pig, but you have the temperament of a pig.

137 When I have money, I will take you to the best mental hospital.

why didn't 138 countries study bulletproof vests with your face?

139 You look like a car accident scene.

14 how can they call you a pig? this is outrageous! You can't call people what they look like! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to the pig.

141 children go home and buy two bottles of Fuyanjie to be filial to your parents.

142 Although you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell scum.

143 Go home and take a mirror to take a good look at yourself. How many onions are there on your head? If not, go and buy some and put them in your head. Pretend to be a fool.

144 if the pimples on my face are as few as the hair on your head, I will be satisfied!

145 do you think you are proud that your chest is small and you have saved cloth for the country?

146 when you turn around, you scare a row of teaching buildings, when you turn around, the water flows backwards, when Halley's comet hits the earth, and when you turn around, Yao Ming plays table tennis. <