Introduction: Aunt Qiong Yao is a magical existence. She can write in a "poor and shake" style with a rich literary pen, which always makes people feel messy in the wind when reading. What is "poor shake", let us find out together.
Aunt Qiong Yao’s shocking lines:
1. Qiong Yao’s, probably? I know he loves you so painfully, and I also know you love him well. The pain is so painful. ?
2. Er Kang’s famous saying: Thank God?
3. I miss you so much? I really, really miss you?
4 .?Tell me this is definitely not true, you lied to me!? Then he covered his face with his hands and cried loudly.
5. A rivalry scene between Fang Yu and Er Hao in "Love in the Rain": Fang Yu wanted to give Er Hao to Keyun, and I confessed to her how deep my love was. Fang raised his head A long sigh: Oh my God!
6. In Qiong Yao's play, a person asks the people around him like crazy: Can anyone tell me what happened here?
7. The most classic is when Ma is pushed to the execution ground in "Plum Blossom Brand"
Ma: Yinshuang? Come back quickly? Who asked you to come?
Yinshuang : No, I won’t leave!
Ma: Come back quickly!? Who wants you to see this?
Yinshuang: I won’t leave, I want to be with you in life and death! !
Horse: Come back quickly! I don’t want you to see my body and head!
8. What I remember most clearly is Erkang’s sentence: Ziwei, I I love you so much that my heart aches!?
9. Erkang said to Ziwei: It hurts you, and I hurt too! If you hurt, I hurt even more!
10. "Deep Love" "Rainy"
Male: Yes, you are ruthless, cruel and unreasonable!
Female: Are you not ruthless!? Not cruel!? Not unreasonable!?
< p> Male: Where am I ruthless!? Where are I cruel!? Where are I unreasonable!?Female: How are you not ruthless!? Where are you not cruel!? Where are you not unreasonable!?
Male : No matter how ruthless, cruel or unreasonable I am, I will never be more ruthless, cruel or unreasonable than you!
Female: I will be more ruthless than you!? Cruel than you!? More unreasonable than you!? You are the most ruthless, cruel and unreasonable person I have ever seen!
Man: Humph, I am definitely not as ruthless, cruel or unreasonable as you!
Woman: Okay, since You say that I am ruthless, cruel and unreasonable. I will show you ruthlessness, cruelty and unreasonableness!
Male: Look, you also said that you are not ruthless, cruel and unreasonable. Now you are completely showing your ruthlessness and cruelty. It’s an unreasonable side!
(I have something to say: I always thought that this passage was an original creation of "Wulin Gaiden". It was a very funny passage in "Wulin". In Aunt Qiong Yao's case, it seems Very tragic? I thought "Martial Arts" was deliberately funny, but it turned out to be the essence and original intention)
11. Little Swallow
I really like you
Whether it’s the unruly and willful you
the lively and cute you
or the delicate and pitiful you now
I like them all very much
12. On the first day Shuhuan left, I missed him
On the second day Shuhuan left, I missed him.
On the second day Shuhuan left, I missed him. For three days, I missed him, missed him, and missed him
13. Aunt Qiong Yao’s You are so cruel and cruel
14. When Aunt Qiong Yao’s "Deep Love" was on the air, I watched the last episode by chance, and in the end, this line made me vomit to the point of vomiting, and the sun and the moon lost all light. For a year, I would avoid Aunt Qiong's name whenever I heard it.
This shocking line is as follows:
Zhao Wei said to the lame Ku Juji with an affectionate look on her face: Shuhuan, don’t come over, wait for me to run over?
15 .Haha! This is the scene in "Huan Zhu Ge Ge" where Ziwei becomes blind. Erkang said: "I am your eyes, I am your crutch!"
16. You clearly know that your position in my heart is so lofty and noble! No one in the world is here I have such a status in my heart like you! I respect you, pity you, love you, admire you, and miss you to the point where I am about to fall apart and collapse. How could there be any disrespect in this kind of relationship? How could I bully you? You? Insult you? What I did was just out of control! For five years, I have struggled to suppress my feelings for you. This kind of torture has left me riddled with wounds and bruises! I want to escape, You don’t allow me to escape! I want to leave, but you don’t allow me to leave! On the dock, you said that I can’t hear the voice in your heart. For this sentence, I ignored all the grievances and pains and came back resolutely, but you seemed to be avoiding a Avoid me like a poisonous snake! Do you know how painful I am? Do you know how anxious I am waiting for your look, your word or a hint? You make me fascinated, and I would rather die than live. Now, you are still hitting the target and saying that I am bullying you! You are too cruel, you are too cruel! You are too heartless. ?
The comparison of these last three sentences is really amazing? Aunt Qiong Yao is so awesome? So talented?
17. Mr. Ma Jingtao yelled in Qiong Yao's drama:
Why?!
Why?!
Why is this all?!
Why?!
This is all Why?!
18. Ziwei traveled with Qianlong and others as a maid, and had a tryst with Erkang one night on the way. Ziwei shyly said: "Please don't stare at me all the time, otherwise the emperor will notice it." Erkang's face flushed red, and he looked at him curiously, wondering what he wanted to do with his luck? After a long time, Erkang burst out: "It's easier said than done~~?
Bang Xun fainted?
19. In "Shuiyunjian" Qianqian was injured after jumping off a building and was sent to the hospital, while Ma Jingtao was as upset as crazy. The doctor pushed out Qianqian who had just undergone surgery. Ma Jingtao rushed forward, hugged the patient and shook her wildly like a rattle: Qianqian, how are you? Ah? How are you? The doctor hurriedly pulled him away: The patient needs to rest and cannot be shaken or shaken. stimulated. ?So Mr. Ma Jingtao let go of Qianqian, hugged the doctor and shook it like a rattle: ?Doctor, please save her! Please save her!?
20. Er Kang made an affectionate gesture: ?Miss me?
Ziwei shyly said: “I don’t want to.” ?
?5 seconds later?
Ziwei: ?This? I don’t want it? It’s fake!?
Ziwei: ?This? I don’t want it? It’s fake! !?