"The three stooges - the best Zhuge Liang" is a idiom, which can also be said to be a famous saying that has been passed down, but it is not a famous saying.

Three Stooges, just like Zhuge Liang

When the story begins, the river is still flowing.

The mighty Yangtze River flows forever. The river melts from the snow-capped mountains, cuts through the valleys, and crosses the earth. After seeing all the scenery and miracles on this piece of loess, I... Turn around and head to Jiangnan. He stopped in the city where Wang Qi had been coming for three hundred years. It was early winter at this time. There are still two swallows whispering on Yanziji. The north wind is blowing obliquely. When the cold clothes are first put on, the first ray of sunshine penetrates the heavy clouds and casts a shadow on the golden stone city, making the layers of iron armor shine. The murderous spirit of fighting with swords and spears also seems to disintegrate under the rising sun. There was only an unknown person blowing a horn on the barren hill, whimpering, and the echoes were mixed in the wind.

Zhuge Liang stretched out on the high platform and glanced back. Xu Sheng and Ding Feng stood side by side, one tall and one short. Although he had not slept for two days and two nights, he was still standing tall and full of energy. At one glance, I couldn't help but let out a long sigh.

"As expected of Zhou Gongjin's soldiers!"

"Ah..." I don't know which soldier yawned.

"Huh? Didn't I say you are not allowed to make surprises?! You, you, you...how dare you do this! Are you responsible for not inviting Dongfeng to come? Okay, it's great that you can take responsibility That’s right—Consultant Xu!”

“Here we come!” Xu Sheng responded.

"Take this guy down who is ruining military discipline!!!"

"Yes!" Xu Sheng and Ding Feng grabbed the soldier like a wolf and a tiger, and pulled him down. After turning a few corners, we arrived at a tent. Let go of Xiao Bing and say softly: "Go in, there will be wine and meat inside, and take a nap after eating. No one is invincible. Don't worry about Zhuge pretending to be a ghost."

Xiao Bing suddenly burst into tears of gratitude: Benefactor where……!

'You should rest." Ding Feng sighed: "We are not as good as you, we can't leave for a moment, we have to go back soon. ”

Xu Sheng vomited hard: If the east wind doesn’t come, I will let him drink the northwest wind!

Zhuge Liang raised his head and looked at the white clouds slowly passing by on the horizon. The sun was actually very good on this day. If it was normal, Zhuge Liang would have moved a chair and sat down in the courtyard, a parasol, and a few cups of tea. But today, he was not in the mood... It was all the fault of this old boy Pang Shiyuan for selling false information. Give it to me. Doesn't it mean that there will be an east wind in three days? But where is this east wind?

A big man is indeed a big man, and he is destined to have no dangers in his life. While Zhuge Liang was walking around on the Seven Stars Platform, a small boat floated upstream of the Yangtze River and saw the Seven Stars Terrace. Spacious, just as we were about to dock, three hundred security guards started shouting: "Oppose the development of private enterprises in Jiangdong!" ”

“Desperately defend Mr. Zhuge’s great cause”

“Long live Soochow 1”

“Down with the outsiders! "

"I'm so hungry..."

"? ! Who shouted the last sentence? "

These people are as fanatical and arrogant as rock music in the 1990s. Of course the old man holding the boat did not dare to dock. The boat swung its head and ran directly to the other side. The other side is Cao Jun's territory.

So fate is subtle and fair, but it has its own favor and favor. This old man probably has no trace in any history. However, he actually changed this decisive battle. Determiner of fate.

He is a cobbler.

The old cobbler went to the other side, looked around, and found a favorable terrain. He put away his belongings and started to boil the skin. It rose up in the air and scattered with the wind - the old cobbler chose this place well, it was the commanding heights nearby. When the wind blew, the smell was not bad at all, and it was all blown to the flat terrain at the bottom of the mountain. At that time, China did not exist. Environmentalist, and he didn't know that the empty field below was packed with people recently.

Because Prime Minister Cao's old camp was there.

Prime Minister Cao was enduring it. Thirty minutes later, he finally had an unbearable headache. The angry Prime Minister Cao banged his head against the wall and shouted at the top of his lungs, "Get Chen Lin...!" ! ! "

Yang Xiu immediately pulled a beautiful woman into the tent. The beautiful woman didn't even take a breath before she started singing: "You have a haircut, new hair, and a new phone number... < /p>

Cao Cao fainted from anger. "Dezu, no, it's not this - Yang Xiu! You bitch, I'll kick you to death when I get better! Still don't understand? You're so stupid - I have to be Chen Lin, Chen Kongzhang!

"Oh" Yang Xiu then looked out and ran "Kong Zhang, Kong Zhang...come here~~~go !go !go!

A few minutes later...

Cao Cao was sitting in the tent with his head tilted, looking at the senior generals sitting around him with solemn eyes.

"I have decided to move the camp!"

"Absolutely not!" Yu Jin said: "Your Majesty, we have the upper hand now. If we move the camp, we will be at a disadvantage.

What to do if the enemy attacks with fire? "

"Huh? Yu Jin, do you disagree? Here comes the swordsman——"

"Agreed! Yu Jin immediately said: "The wind is dead, but people are alive. Your Majesty's talent is perfect. Under your wise leadership, we can still win the battle even if we move our camp under the eyes of the enemy!" ”

“Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheweizuocomrade. Move camp! "

A few hours later, Cao Jun's camp unexpectedly appeared downwind of Wu Jun. After being verified by many parties, Gan Ning happily came to report the news.

" That's right, Grand Governor, they did move here. Could it be that Mr. Zhuge's clever plan really worked? "

"This..." Zhou Yu pondered.

"But, but..."

"Say! ”

“Grand Governor! There is also a message under the mark. It is said that when moving the camp, Cao Cao looked in the direction near the Seven Star Tower and said fiercely: "Even if you are burned to death, you cannot be smoked to death. The ginseng under the mark cannot be ground through, the governor..."

Zhou Yu finally broke into a smile, and his smile was as bright as a spring flower in the east wind. Then, he said calmly: In this case, we will burn him to death..."

In this way, the legend of Chibi ended. Zhuge Liang failed to achieve results on the Seven-Star Platform, and risked his life to escape with the help of Xiao Zhao. When I returned to Jingzhou, I learned that my reputation had suddenly skyrocketed. So this is how fate is: subtle, fair, and favored by others. But the news eventually leaked out. I guess this is what happened. Pang Tong should be the one who knows about it, but not many people know about it.

Otherwise, how could there be such a saying?

This sentence was added to three cobblers in later generations, which is not a mistake, because in Zhuge Liang's life, it is true that there will be two cobblers who will appear at an unknown time. Time disappears, only Zhuge Liang exists unswervingly.

But those are two other stories...