Xiuzhen chat group

Author: Legend of the Paladin

Introduction:

One day, Shuhang Song unexpectedly joined an exchange group for elderly patients with the second disease in Xian Xia. The friends in the group are all called "Taoist friends", and the business cards in the group are all kinds of homeowners, cave owners, real people and Tianshi. Even the lost pet dog of the group owner is called the big demon dog who ran away from home. Talking about alchemy all day, entering the secret realm and exercising experience.

Suddenly one day, after diving for a long time, he suddenly found that ... every group friend in the group is actually a person who can change mountains and rivers and live for thousands of years!

Looking up to heaven, the world outlook completely collapsed overnight!

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The first article of the chat tool is Liu. The protagonist strayed into the penguin colony and began to cultivate immortality in modern society. The overall style of writing is fresh and fluent, and people feel very happy with the occasional spit and stalk.

Generally speaking, the shaping of a supporting role is much stronger than that of the protagonist. There aren't many cute little monks, a big demon who is a pet that causes trouble to his master everywhere, a beautiful nun who wants to realize a girl's dream in heaven, a real person in white with a charming aura, and an international friend who regards radio gymnastics as a peerless secret with the protagonist as his teacher, but they are all well shaped.

The days of galloping in the Central Plains

Author: three views are still there

Introduction:

When Qin Sanguan, a young Taishan dropout, was cornered in the capital, he applied to join the once-famous Central Plains Escort Agency. He thought he would fight for the world and justice, but he was caught in the daily necessities. This article is a funny martial arts novel. Film and television copyright has been issued, quality assurance, never hydrology and eunuchs.

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The language is humorous and the plot is interesting, and the post-modern martial arts prose gives people a refreshing feeling.

This is a very interesting urban article in martial arts skin. With humorous writing, the author describes a martial arts world close to reality, with joy and a little bitterness of life.

Diary of truancy and death

Author: You can't sell the famous overlord.

Introduction:

When Sima was tricked into the Atlas Institute for the Dead, his fate changed completely.

The undead are rampant here, and the ghosts cry and howl every night, and the teaching courses are wonderful and diverse. Not only do perverts who are keen on vivisection and midnight bell teach you how to play with the living and the dead, but also instructors with juryman faces and war maniacs with righteous faces teach you how to use the sixth staff in the mage's air combat to compete for air superiority. Every necromancer here has an idiot face full of extinction. They don't know humor, they don't laugh, and they don't even care.

Once in a thousand years, the necromancer Sima is afraid of ghosts. In order to get out of this hellhole, the truant war began.

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No moral integrity, no lower limit, happy words. One beauty covers all ugliness, spoof writing is a pass, and cold humor is progress, not to mention good writing. Each story is relatively independent and interrelated.

Milk angel, yellow paladin, strong fiancee, the plot is put away at will. Funny, supplemented by blood, but also from time to time to write some benefits, home readers must read.

Experimental log of crazy lich

Author: angry squirrel

Introduction:

"Look at today's daily life ... another choice. Destroy any town with more than 30,000 people and reward 10000 evil points. Grab three children's lollipops 1 point. If the two items are not completed, then deduct 2 points. "

"Bah! When I was stupid, I really destroyed a town. I promised to draw an epic medieval paladin to punish me, and then some made money and some didn't spend it. I'd better be my lollipop thief. "

The infamous Lich is enough. Who says a lich can't be a good person? I must overcome this damn system and be a decent person.

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Spit out the joy, and the plot turn will make you unexpected. Behind the undisciplined daily life are deep stories and feelings, and the setting with a little DND flavor is very interesting.

The protagonist is the prince whose country is ruined and whose family is dead. He starts over with his portable system. Incarnate the lich, rebuild the country and save the world in various daily lives, and end with a turning point. Besides, Hengtai's terrier is dirty!

My beautiful wife fell in love with me.

Author: Beye Ya

Introduction:

At this time yesterday, Ling was still standing in front of the apartment window with a telescope, peeking at a young beauty who took a shower without pulling the curtains across the apartment. Unexpectedly, today she suddenly fell into an embarrassing situation where she wanted to cry, and was forced to get married directly, so she was tied up and married! What makes Feng Ling smile even more is that he has never seen the object of marriage and doesn't even know his name. ...

Recommended reason:

Behind the title of Aotian Long's book is not the female president of Bing Wang, but also a good book buried by the name.

I like the warm daily life of the author, flirting with the wife of the female mayor, interacting with my sister-in-law and so on.

The biggest innovation is that the eight-year-old girl from a distant relative is extremely evil. When I met the man and his mother, it was the first time I saw him, and there was no gift. Let's go dancing in the square. Suddenly I was so happy.

The whole looks smooth and happy.

Engineering students in Tang Dynasty

Author: Shark Zen Master

Introduction:

A little thing happened in Xuanwu Gate, and it didn't take long for the Tang Dynasty to have a new emperor. And a field engineering student, for one reason or another, came to Chang 'an at the moment. Originally, I wanted to die, because I had a relationship with Daniel, one of the 24 chivalrous men in Lingyange. I didn't expect Daniel to burp in a few years.

Therefore, this wild engineering student who broke into Datang decided to work hard and strive to be a bully learning machine in his lifetime to make his name go down in history.

He has already thought about it, and his epitaph will say: Little Overlord is fun!

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Cool and funny!

The legend of Uber

Author: single raccoon

Introduction:

Leaves open to the sky shouted: "Why! Why are you doing this to me! Even if the master is a fairy, it is only that the colleague is Uber. I also agree to save the whole life and maintain world peace! But why! ? Why is my salary only 1500! ? "

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This is an old book with Zhang Xiaohua style, which contains the protagonists who work as temporary workers in the neighborhood committees, as well as the daily life and anecdotes of a group of retired Marvel heroes and the second generation comic book heroes who just came out of the mountain (Land Rover, the magician Du Fei and his little brother, the blind beauty Chris).

The use of the first person and the faint daily description throughout laid a relatively relaxed tone and sense of substitution in this book.

Full-time boss

Author: Bao Yue Liuguang

Introduction:

Sky World charges for new online games, not for props, not for time, but for templates.

Monster template, guard template, mercenary template, adventurer template, hero template, BOSS template, anything you like can be used to play.

And look at the growth path of a professional player from the wild monster to the ultimate BOSS of the game.

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The brain hole is clear and strange, and the setting is brilliant. Previous online game novels always felt the same, but this book directly has players as monsters and bosses, a complete advanced system. People can directly turn into a big boss to dominate the plot, and feel bright after reading it.

In addition, the language of this book is humorous and the whole book is easy to read!

I have never been in love.

Author: Ai Xiaotu

Introduction:

Copywriting 1

Ask for help: how to get back at a tall, handsome, smart and rich man who has everything?

Netizen 1: catch up with him, throw it for a second, make up again, and throw it again.

Netizen 2: If there is such a man, please introduce him to me.

Help: I am the former landlord. I succeeded in revenge according to your method, but the problem came. Now this man can't get rid of it. What should I do?

User 1: This question is out of scope. Go, next question.

Netizen 2: Letting you hold the rope is my last tenderness.

Netizen 3: Give you a gas tank to stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun.

Jiang Xu: Come to my room and I'll tell you what to do.

Copywriting II

Question: I am 30 years old, and I have never talked about love or sex. What kind of experience is it?

Linxi: Experience a ball. Get out.

Question: If you were given another chance to be 20 years old, you would have collagen, the best chance to fall in love and a male god. ...

Linxi interrupted with a black face: I never want to go back!

Knock on the blackboard. The test center of this article is here. This is a place/woman who has never been in love. When she was 20 years old again, she just wanted to fall in love. When passing by the men's room, she should look twice, expecting to meet the hunger story of the only thrill. Manual doge

The question type is small white ~ the form is more real ~

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Lin xi, a wedding makeup artist who has never been in love, "accidentally" reached the age of 30, and her parents were in a hurry, and the fate was not enough. The lack of love life troubled her. As a wedding makeup artist, she often goes to hotels in Xu Jiang to make up for the bride. Although we often meet, the atmosphere is not harmonious, and Linxi has always stayed away from him. On the Christmas Eve of the school anniversary, after years of failing to express her love for Han Sen, 20-year-old Linxi was reborn and everything was reshuffled. The success of Linxi's love affair triggered a series of ironic stories.

This story is fresh and moving, humorous and lovely, and the interaction between men and women is sweet and fascinating. Pure campus stories are the best confession of youth.

Girls in the Republic of China [wearing books]

Author: A bowl of barbecued pork

Introduction:

Sue always thought she was unlucky in the Republic of China, and finally found it at the age of fourteen. However. Yes Wear. Books? !

Moreover, I have a tragic ending, abused by the heroine. Marriage. Husband? !

Hehe, apply for crossing again (sit tight)

But ... this older fiance, who is ten years behind himself, has ... a little conscience?

Forget it, just be a small assist and help him barely ╮ (╯ ▽) ╭

Sue thinks she is really a kind and good girl.

however ...

The world is really unreasonable sometimes.

Xiao Shen is indifferent to Sue. The file extension of encoded image stored in jpeg file exchange format.

PS:

1. Clean Party and Party C please quit.

There is nothing to write about.

3. This article is a fake Republic of China. Overhead writing is overhead writing, please don't research it.

I am not used to adding beauty to romance. Beauty here is beauty, and romance is romance. You will feel tired when you are together.

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Peiping was once the old name of Beijing. During the Republic of China, Lai Su went to a parallel world and spent her girlhood in Beiping, an ancient Beijing city. She has a stubborn private school father, a military uncle with peach eyes and a gentle and elegant housekeeper uncle. However, in those days, because Su's father saved Mr. Song's life, Su and the Song family got engaged and got involved in a dispute between rich and powerful families, and some plots gradually came to fruition.

This article is a daily article focusing on the growth experience of the hostess, suitable for leisure reading, to see how the hostess came all the way in this golden age of clothes, incense and temples.

Cream crush

Author: Takeshi

Introduction:

The day before, Lin Xichi and Xu Fang quarreled and had a cold war. They vowed not to recognize each other.

The next day, Lin Xichi opened the door with a heavy heart.

I noticed Xu Fang standing in the corner by the door at a glance.

Hearing the sound, Xu Fang looked up and looked at her quietly. After a few seconds of silence, he suddenly popped out a sentence stiffly:

"I have amnesia."

Lin swallowed slowly, nodded, and carefully picked up his stubble: "But I remember, I am your father."

Xu Fang: "..."

PS:

Blower x has a bad temper

Childhood friends/mutual affection/probably just a couple of protagonists who think about how to kill each other every day: -D

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In high school, Lin Qi, whose family changed, was still cheerful and nervous, but she became insecure in many things. Xu Fang, a childhood friend who grew up with her, is a unruly teenager with a bad temper and impatient without saying a few words. She had a crush on her for many years, but Lin Xixi had no idea. It was not until one day that Lin lost his temper because of drunkenness that he gradually realized his feelings for Xu Fang. The two began a two-way secret love.

From the university campus to the society, the author is fluent in writing, humorous and interesting, lyrical and funny.

Can you not get married?

Author: Yi Jin

Introduction:

In the past, if marriage was mentioned, Durex would not dare to avoid it. What are the benefits of getting married? It takes a lot of money to hold a wedding and raise a child. If you accidentally lose your shape, you may jump out of nowhere, grab your husband and take your children.

Do not get married! Never get married!

But fate is to give you everything you are afraid of.

If you walk well on the road, you will also meet a stranger's proposal. The dazzling diamond ring is in front of us, and the handsome guy kneeling on one knee looks so sincere: "Miss, please marry me."

What is this? What is this play about?

Thinking about the past and the future must be the stunt of the new TV program. In these days of economic crisis, it is not easy for producers to invite a star to propose to passers-by A, B and D.

So kindly accept the diamond ring, only to find that all this is true! The diamond ring is a real diamond in South Africa, and the groom is still really rich!

So this is the legendary marriage to a rich family? Why do you always feel that a president with a black belly is staring at you like a wolf, and he is accidentally eaten into his stomach. Then there are people who don't know the truth. Before you explain clearly, the reputation of the president's wife has been widely circulated.

This time, Durex really regretted it.

Who will tell her, can you not marry?

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World second

Author: the breeze doesn't understand.

Introduction:

Wulin has a weapon spectrum, which ranks in the middle.

The silver pen scholar was second in the world and made a fortune in World War I.

Chivalry is virtue, and human nature is rarely compassion.

Strictly abide by the ethical code and refuse to be feminine. Jianghu chivalrous women are often injured.

Although the scholar claimed that he had abandoned the martial arts and quit the Jianghu, people kept coming to challenge him.

Facing these people, he always said earnestly, "Don't be so strong, you are a scholar ..."

"This man is a handsome man, and he thinks he is also an elegant man. Why don't we make sense ... "

Fan Qingbo, the first female shopkeeper. Note: this is the second in the world, and this is obviously the second in the world!

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The story of a cute man and a frivolous woman (in fact, this factor may also be ignored in this article).

No abuse, funny, 1V 1

Need further spoilers? People who have seen 10 times or more say they can recite it!

The great god cast a net

Author: a copper coin

Introduction:

The protagonist:

Tao: Little White Player+Senior Intern.

Lin Qianhan: Great God Player+Black Boss of a company.

The god beast coveted by Quanfu was unexpectedly acquired by rookie Yao Tao.

Within a few days, the god beast trampled on the hero all around, trampled on the great god on the PK list, and, well, eliminated the strongest gang of the demon race. ...

Then ... all the people from all directions went out. ...

"Great God, what if they settle accounts with me! TAT！”

"My wife is good, I will protect you for my husband."

So the Great God began to dig a hole to bury Xiaobai. ...

In fact, this is a story of a dangerous little white digging a hole to bury the black god. ...

Recommended reason:

The online game article of Yi Xiaobai's Healing Department is a very standard sweet pet article, and there is no abuse at all. The advantage of this article is that it is not shocking and really freezing. Generally, it is easy to go to the thunder abyss by filling such a small white strip, but although the hostess is too 2, this article is just pleasing.

I recommend a novel that will laugh after reading it! Humorous language makes people laugh! The reading process is very enjoyable!

1, "Wulin Fierce Master" Yanbeitang Chinese Network Author: Xuan Yuanxiaopang (End)

Look at the latest "ghost market" legend! With the help of gay brothers' heroes to save the United States, they outsmarted perverts and strangers, strayed into the "Lucky Street" in the ghost market and met a group of strange people in the Wulin. Ren Bai, who doesn't know martial arts, is trying to become a martial arts leader. Shoulder the heavy responsibility of "feeding" a street of martial arts experts and stopping cults from harming the world! Take you on a thrilling adventure full of funny nonsense ...

2, "No Name" Yanbeitang Chinese Network Author: foxfoxmee (End)

I laughed to death when I heard the name of the protagonist. Hahahahaha)

A girl named Wang Wang was laughed at from childhood to adulthood because of her name. At the age of fifteen, her father died strangely, and she was targeted by a group of inhuman monsters! Strangely enough, they kept asking her name. In the desperate escape, seven mazes, dusty diaries, weak people and a series of "supernatural" events followed ... Through her father's diary, she learned about the history of her family lineage-it turned out that everything originated from the "God's Gene" discovered by Germans in Tibet during World War II! However, if you want to solve the final truth, you need a key, and that is Wangwang's real name.

3, "How to Be an Excellent Lover" Yanbeitang Chinese Network Author: Xuan Yuanxiaopang (End)

This young girl, I think you are handsome and outstanding in temperament. Do you know that there is an identity in this world that can blend the joys and sorrows of the world, make your life ups and downs, but it is like a duck to water, rich in resources, surrounded by handsome guys, envious of beautiful women, and become the focus of everyone? Come on, I'll pass on this magical book How to Be a Miss in Love to you. I hope you study day and night and succeed at an early date! After learning, you can give it to your boyfriend to help him see through the romantic routine and be single-minded to you! A book can be used for two purposes, which is really cost-effective!

4, "Playing the King of Yan" Yanbeitang Chinese Network Author: Old Solitary Smoke One Column (End)

Don't think that without spring, a punk who collects protection money at the school gate will be beaten by others. Inadvertently, he became the highest official of the underworld-Yan Luowang.

This is so funny. The king of hell fought against heaven, reformed the system of the underworld, and led the damn fools to resist the oppression of the gods in heaven. The roaring dog, Erlang God, Taurus Star and Giant Spirit God came one after another, and ancient mythical figures such as Fuxi, Nu Wa and Xuanyuan Huangdi also came out of the mountain. Greek gods, the twelve archangels and characters in Nordic mythology were also involved. ...

Finally, to sum up a sentence: I am the biggest in the world ... Wow, haha ...

5, Hammer Diary Yanbeitang Chinese Network Author: Tan Qing

The traffic police hammer, who was sent to a mental hospital because of the disaster, met six "mental patients" with stunts.

Follow the traditional culture, rigid and conservative Sima headlights; Yan Han Wei, a mathematical genius and game master who even has obsessive-compulsive disorder; Zhao Suifeng, who is extremely insecure and carries dozens of weapons with him; Yuan Chenqing, the lock king who is depressed and crying; Split into dozens of personalities and they are all vivid and ruthless; Mubai, Jr., a handsome man who thinks he is the reincarnation of a warrior and hates women.

Seven people got together and started an unprecedented story!

Funny novels are divided into two categories, one is net text, and the other is master works.

1. Funny net text, I recommend Once upon a time there was a mountain with a sword, which is a novel with very low self-esteem and funny intention. The author is His Majesty the King. Although I didn't finish reading it, because I was afraid of laughing myself to death in class, can you imagine reading novels secretly in class? If you really want to laugh, should you hold back the feeling of not laughing?