Wu Zongxian: Distance is the killer of love. Time hurts us the most, but it also heals me. Time will not make you feel pain. Time will only get me used to pain and love. It's dotted. Look at the stars in the sky, dotted like bright little eyes. The following is Wu Zongxian's classic brain teaser I prepared for you. I hope you like it!

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0 1. Here comes a bear, here comes a bear.

02. The eleventh book is incredible. Books 1 1

03. What bat is untidy without rest?

04. A person painted gold is a blockbuster, a golden man.

05. The sheep stopped breathing and stood high. The sheep are not breathing.

06. The mobile phone must not fall into the toilet.

07. Xiaoyu told Xiaoming that her father's impotence could not stop, and neither could Jade's father.

08. Dogs don't bark when crossing a wooden bridge. They never forget anything.

09. The bees stop on the calendar. It's sunny and sunny. Bees and calendars

10. Two people sitting on a stone kill two birds with one stone.

1 1. A group of women are talking nonsense.

12. A group of people threw eggs at guns, and bullets rained down on them.

13. Painters prefer to draw thick ropes to thin ones.

14. Qinqian fell in love with Jianzhong at first sight.

15. Eating with chopsticks is very popular among people.

16. Dialogue between chickens and ducks.

17. 10 1 got everything.

18. Ten sheep, nine squatting in the sheepfold, one squatting in the pigsty, and one squatting wrong.

19. The sheep called the eagle, and the eagle picked up the phone and said to feed the sheep.

20. Who doesn't have a phone? E surfing seamless mobile phone

2 1. Who knows birds best? A frightened bird knows a bird.

22. Why did the ancients lie on the ice and seek carp? Bing bing you Li

23. Why does a stallion run faster than a mare? Whip the flying horse to a faster speed-accelerate.

24. Why should the hat be turned over when it is dirty? Dai Li, Zhang Guan polluted Dai Li.

25. Why do newborn children die? go/walk through fire and water―defy all difficulties and dangers

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26. Why is it melancholy to paint the knife blue? Inviolable, blue

27. Why did the teacher remind us to cherish the four arrows when we were young? Time flies.

28. Why is the middle school attached? Attached middle school after stillbirth

29. How to keep ducks from flying away? Put a wing in. It's hard to fly.

30. How to make the sparrow quiet? Press it and it will be silent.

3 1. How to enlarge the chest? It's cold and tolerant.

32. What kind of snake has many mouths? A babbling snake.

33. People who wash their faces are called washbasins. What about those who wash their hands? Give up on ...

34. What juice tastes the worst? rack one's brains

35. What can you see on the guillotine in hell? stealthy

36. Who can easily finish three years of high school? Mr. Rui is unstoppable. Please read "?ㄤˋ"

37. How to tell a fragrant butcher shop from a butcher shop? Dog meat shops sell dog meat by hanging sheep's heads at the door.

38. Why should a cold joke be told three times at a time? Look before you leap.

39. Why do cats like to hit people? This question is white enough because it is a cat who likes to be punched by others.

40. How much does this star weigh? Eight grams of Starbucks star. Eight grams.

4 1. What will happen after Miller of the Walking Team dies? Maitreya

42. Why is seven bigger than eight? Super owe a taxi ~ ~ because eight is below seven.

43. Why can't I see God's dick? Don't reveal the secret.

44. Which song has the lyrics of "CoCo Lee"? The moon represents my heart [CoCo Lee, how much I love you.

45. What kind of right hat is often thicker? what's up This is a more * * * Jane's sport.

46. Which snake has the strongest vitality? Three-inch golden tongue snake

47. Why is the iceberg just the tip of the iceberg? The other foot was broken by the Titanic.

48. Why don't men go out? Because when you go out, you become a layman.

49. What chair do you like best? enjoy

50. Why am I born cold? Because I want to, so I'm here, so I'm here.

5 1. Why don't fireworks hit stars? Because the stars will twinkle.

52. What are the main ingredients of contraceptives? antibiotic

53. Why does Harry Potter live in a light bulb? Because Harry Potter is a wizard, tungsten wire

54. What Kirin tastes best? ice cream

55. What Kirin runs fastest? Michelin