"I Want to Struggle" adapted from Guo Degang's cross talk of the same name

A: All of you here are college students. B: That's A: I'm sure that I was able to get into Ocean University of China. B: That’s for sure. A: I think I should work harder. B: What? A: I have been very unhappy since I was a child. B: Really? Why is it so unfortunate? A: My family has been very poor since I was a child. We didn’t have quilts to cover us, which was okay in the summer. But when winter came, the whole family would use a quilt as big as a mask. B: Can it be covered? A: Our house still leaks. It rains lightly outside, it rains moderately inside our house, it rains moderately outside and it rains heavily at our house. Sometimes it rains so hard at our house that we run to the street to take shelter. B: This house is quite leaky. A: You see, my figure is all because the house is too crowded. I can’t live in it. B: Looking at your appearance, I can see that you lived in a very narrow place. A: That’s not all. B: What else happened? A: I am still too ugly. B: I am quite self-aware. A: My former cross talk partner was called ***. Once he was chatting with Guo Degang. B: What did you say? A: Guo Degang said: Do you have any other wishes? Tell me and see if I can solve it for you. *** said: I hope for world peace. B: Hey, world peace? If this matter is difficult, Annan can't even take the lead. A: Yes, Guo Degang said the same. He said that I am really unable to do what I want. You can change it to another one, a simple one. B: Let’s change it. A: *** Take out my photo. I have a friend named (A) who looks a bit unlucky to the audience. See if you can make him more handsome. Guo Degang took my photo and looked at it for a minute. Let’s talk about world peace. B: Huh? Is this more difficult than world peace? Tear off the nail to look like a photo, then step on it with your feet after tearing it off. B: Okay, don’t step on it. A: It’s hard to see this. Everyone here feels sorry for you, you haven’t vomited after looking at me for so long. B: Cough A: My dad wrote me a letter a few days ago, and I opened it and read it. B: What are you writing about? A: Dear child, how are you doing lately? We only found out about a child like you after being reminded by our neighbors. B: Oh. A: We recently moved, to a place three hundred kilometers away. B: It’s quite far. A: Where do you think it is? B: Is this a guess? A: Things are going very well at home recently. It rained twice this week. B: That day was not bad. A: One time lasted for three days and the other lasted for four days. B: That’s one week, you know? A: My child, come back quickly! We miss you! Where can I find you? B: That’s right. A: They don’t want me, it doesn’t matter, I am self-reliant and I strive for self-improvement. B: That’s right. A: I’ll learn to make money first. B: That’s true. A: Just in time, I met Zhang Bin’s dad. B: My dad? A: The old man is rich, too rich. Hehehehe B: What expression is this? A: The old man is a tomb robber. B: Who is it? A: Your father. He saw me and said to me: Brother Quan, okay! B: Go down. My dad calls you Brother Quan? Is that true? A: I made a mistake. My name is Xiaoquan, Xiaoquan. B: You don’t even have a good name. A: Xiaoquan, come here and rob the tomb with me. Did I say you can make money? Your dad said you can definitely make a lot of money. One day I went with him and saw a grave. The two of them started digging and dug out a frame of bones, with a tiger skin skirt tied around the waist and a small iron rod next to it with the words "Ruyi Golden Cudgel" written on it. B: This is the grave of Sun Wukong. A: Your father said that this is the grave of Senior Brother. B: Where did he get the idea of ??calling me Senior Brother? A: Watching TV. B: Cough. A: Really? Try this golden hoop. Big, eh, so big. Big, big, really amazing. Little little little. It turned into a needle and was put in the ear. B: This is also for watching TV. A: Someone came over at this time. B: Who is it? A: Village chief: What are you doing? Do you care? You dug up Sun Wukong’s grave. It’s a national treasure. I’ll fine you ten yuan. B: Only ten yuan? A: There is no door! B: Still not giving it? A: Of course not. There is a chance you want to go. Don't regret it. Big, bang, the head exploded.

B: Who? Don’t believe it, everyone, it’s all fake. A: It scared me so much that I ran away. It’s too dangerous. B: You can’t do this. A: Later I thought I’d better study hard. So I studied hard and finally got a scholarship for outstanding students and a national scholarship. This funding problem was solved. B: That’s good. A: I think, the school has been so good to me, I should repay the school. B: This is a good idea. A: What should we do? I'll clean the table. The tables in the classroom are too dirty. Scribbling, I wipe it B: Good idea A: I spent an afternoon wiping all the desks in the classroom clean B: Good, worthy of praise A: Then write on each table: No graffiti is allowed Painting B; Huh? You are just scribbling. A: Just writing this is not enough, you should also copy the student code of civility. B: Okay, can I still see this table? A: Do you think the school is crazy? I worked so hard, and the school actually gave me a demerit. B: Nonsense, it’s good that I didn’t expel you. A: I said no, I want to find a teacher. I found the student's room and kicked the door open. B: I was quite angry. A: Why did you give me a demerit? B: You want to eat someone else, right? A: The students and teachers were all confused and they spoke very politely. B: What did you say? A: Get out! B; oh A: (go out obediently, like knocking on the door) B; be honest this time A: It's you, what's the matter with you? I, hey, I'm just cleaning the table, why are you giving me a demerit? B: Ask why? A: As a teacher in the Student Affairs Office, I have to be serious about my work as a student. It was like this at the moment. After Dangdang Dangdang explained it to me, I realized that what I did was just graffiti, which was against the rules. I think we can correct our mistakes and never make them again. B: That’s right. A: Later I met Teacher *, and he enlightened me: It’s not enough for you to just do this in school, you should go out and give back to society. B; That’s right. A: Where do I want to go? Now the country is calling for support to the west, how about I go too? B: This is a good idea. A: I will go to the west. But if you are unfamiliar with this place, you can't go alone. I called cousin ** (B) so that I could take care of him, but there were too many people going to the west and I couldn't buy train tickets. His cousin found a policeman: Do you know where the ticket seller is? B: Do you dare to ask the police about this? A: The police said I’m still looking for him! B: Isn’t it? A: I don’t know where he got two train tickets later. We got on the train and walked for three days and three nights. One day we met a ticket collector who said our tickets were all fake. B: Oh. A: He threw us off the train. B: Huh? A: I was knocked dizzy and was sleeping when his cousin pushed me. Koizumi, Koizumi, get up. I got up, what are you doing? There is good news and bad news. Which one do you listen to first? B: I’m still kidding at this time. A: Let’s hear the bad news first. We are lost! From now on, I can only live by eating cow dung. B: It’s miserable enough. What about the good news? A: There is plenty of cow dung! (Hitting someone) B: Okay, okay, don’t hit. A: What should we do? Turn around, it’s a big forest. Turning, turning, for three days and three nights, finally it was B: Turned out? A: Starving to death. B: How about still not dying?