xiaoxin: it's not like I want to watch TV.
miya: then what are you doing?
xiaoxin: I'm checking whether the TV program list in the newspaper is printed wrong.
Xiao Mao: My mother is a master and my father is a doctor.
xiaoxin: what's the big deal!
Xiao Mao: who are your parents?
xiaoxin: my father is a man and my mother is a lady.
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Teacher: Now in the first aid class, do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation first. What will happen if you repeat this?
xiaoxin: someone will sue you for sexual harassment.
teacher: I'm in the first aid class now, and someone is injured. What should I do first?
Xiaoxin: I know. Ask him if he wants an organ donation.
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Xiaoxin: Sister, why do you study so hard?
sister: it's all because of you.
xiaoxin: me?
Sister: Yes, someone in our family must be promising!
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Teacher: Boys and girls will have secondary sexual characteristics in adolescence, and girls' flat breasts will bulge, just like ...
Xiaoxin: like double airbags.
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Xiaoxin: Teacher, I need to go to the toilet.
teacher: no, it's class time. why didn't you go after class just now?
xiaoxin: the time after class is so precious, what a pity to use it to go to the toilet!
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Sister: Brother, you are the cleanest person I have ever met.
Xiaoxin: I'm flattered. How did you see that?
sister: you push everything completely.
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Meiya: Xiaoxin, look, your sister got 1 points, but you only got 5 points.
xiaoxin: I did what you said.
miya: what did I say?
xiaoxin: you said that I only need half my sister's.
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Xiaoxin: Meiya, I lost the fight with Xiaomao last time, and I won this time.
meiya: why did you fight twice in a row?
xiaoxin: didn't you teach me to stand up where I fell?
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Xiaoxin: Do you sell soy sauce?
fish shop owner: no.
xiaoxin: do you sell mustard?
fish shop owner: no.
xiaoxin: how dare you open a shop when you have nothing?
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Xiaoxin: Meiya, you said that you must finish everything, and you can't give up halfway, right?
miya: that's right.
xiaoxin: well, the series is finished today, and you can't stop me from watching it.
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Meiya: Swimming is really good.
Xiaoxin: Meiya, you are more and more like a fish.
miya: you mean like a mermaid?
xiaoxin: no, you have more and more crow's feet.
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Meiya: My parents have something to do tonight, so they won't be back until late.
xiaoxin: then I will be very tired!
mi ya: why?
xiaoxin: I will be tired of watching TV.
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Xiaoxin: Meiya, there is a poor Obasan in the park, and I want to help her.
Meiya: Xiaoxin is really caring. Just give her 1 yuan!
meiya: hey! Why did you buy sausages?
xiaoxin: she just sells sausages!
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Teacher: Xiaoxin, how did you steal your classmate's eraser? Don't you think about your parents when you do such a thing?
xiaoxin: I did it after thinking about it. So you don't have to spend your parents' money.
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Teacher: Xiaoxin, please use "dilemma" to make a sentence.
xiaoxin: I was in a dilemma during the exam.
teacher: are you in a dilemma because you can't answer the questions?
xiaoxin: no, it's that the left and right students have different answers, which puts me in a dilemma.
Teacher: Xiaoxin, your problem is the improper use of words. Now, let's test that you use an idiom to describe your teacher as happy.
xiaoxin: Jiuquan with a smile.
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Meiya: Xiaoxin, I want you to make up your English because I hope you don't lose at the starting line.
xiaoxin: I lost at the starting line long ago.
mi ya: what did you lose?
xiaoxin: heredity.
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Meiya: I thought you were doing your homework, but you were playing video games.
xiaoxin: it's not my fault.
miya: is it my fault?
xiaoxin: that's right, who told you to walk so quietly?
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Meiya: Xiaoxin, have you found money 1 times this semester?
xiaoxin: no, I only found it once.
meiya: then why are there ten honor cards that can't be found without money?
xiaoxin: I changed the 1 yuan I found into 1 coppers.
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Xiaoxin: Hmm.
mi ya: what's the matter?
xiaoxin: poop.
miya: can't you just put up with going somewhere?
xiaoxin: I can't.
mi ya: how's it going?
xiaoxin: let out a little.
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(Xiaoxin and Mei Ya go to the movies)
Mei Ya: Xiaoxin, do you want to pee first?
xiaoxin: no!
(The movie is about to start)
Xiaoxin: I need to poop.
miya: why not just now?
xiaoxin: I didn't want to just now.
(at the door of the toilet)
Xiaoxin: Mom, you're welcome. Come along.
miya: get in there quickly.
Xiaoxin: But what if that uncle who is peeing wants to kidnap me?
(Beauty is on fire)
Xiaoxin: You can't afford the ransom then? !
xiaoxin: it's over.
miya: let's go.
xiaoxin: just pee another one.
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(on the subway)
Xiaoxin: movies, steamed buns, rice balls.
Meiya: This kid knows a lot of words. It's not bad to read billboards like this.
xiaoxin: three warms, accompanied by beautiful women.
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(Xiaoxin VS Hazama jade)
Xiaoxin: You lack a little emotion in this painting.
Hazama jade: What?
xiaoxin: watch me.
(Write your name on the picture, Shinnosuke)
Xiaoxin: That's good.
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Mom: Xiaoxin, did you brush your teeth?
xiaoxin: yes.
mom: did you pee?
xiaoxin: yes.
mom: did you have a bowel movement?
xiaoxin: big deal.
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Politician: What do you like, children?
child a: I like to eat.
child b: I like my parents.
xiaoxin: I like ladies in bikinis.
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Mom: Xiaoxin, what are you doing?
Xiaoxin: I'm helping Xiaobai brush his teeth.
mom: isn't that my toothbrush?
xiaoxin: correct.
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Xiaoxin: I will say a few words instead of my mother who is not breathing.
mom: it should be hopeless.