A person’s good or bad qualities are all determined by his imagination. If you want him to be good, he will be good to you! Even bad things are good, and bad things also show off your personality! If you want him to be bad, he is bad! Good and bad intentions! The following are inspirational quotes from Zhou Libo’s talk show classics that I compiled. Welcome to read. I hope you like it^^

(1) Maglev, a big deal, 10 billion, solved the 30-kilometer problem Transportation problems.

(2) Now our Chinese stock market should be reversed, and it has become an accident.

(3) You must tolerate my ignorance just like you tolerate your leaders. I don’t mean that leaders must be ignorant, but leaders are basically ignorant. This statement is wrong! How can a leader be ignorant? The leader is so wise as to be foolish!

(4) When an apple fell on Newton’s head, he suddenly became a scientist. What do you think if an apple fell on his head? Newton died.

(5) If children in this country lose their innocence, then the future of this country must lack imagination!

(6) They don’t have the ability to make us understand, so they try to confuse us.

(7) How can there be experts in the stock market? There can’t be experts in the stock market! There are only losers and winners in the stock market.

(8) The current Chinese stock market basically belongs to: when the boss goes in, the loser comes out; when the talent goes in, the coffin comes out; when the doctor goes in, *** comes out; when Yang million goes in, Yang Bailao comes out; when entering, think Get rich and come out like crazy; go in with two guns and come out with hands raised; go in trying to imitate Buffett, but get stripped out; go in from a well-off family, but come out trapped with five guarantees; go in with a picture of your breasts, come out with a slap in the face; a man Go in, eunuch, come out!

(9) Be calm about the ups and downs, and watch the flowers bloom and fall in front of the court; make profits and losses at will, and let the clouds roll and relax in the sky; if you can achieve this state in stock trading, you will basically He is no longer a human being.

(10) Don’t think that you can control the direction of your life by holding the steering wheel of a BMW. If you drive accidentally, you can still hit the wall. The airbag may not open, but your face will definitely open!

(11) The great thing about Chinese football players is that they are open-minded and studious. They learned to dye their hair and go clubbing. They speak like Europeans and play football like primitive people!

Classic quotations from Zhou Libo’s talk show (2)

1. I found that friends born in the 1990s seem to care about other people’s evaluations of you and will stand up for some of the more extreme views. Indignant! I say it’s not necessary. Only by being looked down upon can you prove that your state is normal! One generation can’t stand another generation, which is the main driving force for the development of society. You’ll get used to it after watching it. Then, you will start to hate those born in 2000!

2. Idol theory: Idols can save an era, idols can destroy an era! There is absolutely no genius in this world who can succeed without hard work (except for deceiving others and stealing fame)! There are only fools (many) in this world who want to succeed without working hard! For myths, please see "The List of Gods" and for the truth, please listen to Zhou Libo. It's all the fault of miracles! Serious warning: believe in dreams, there are no miracles!

3. The organization of the Red Lao Association in the United States. (Don’t tell me, Americans really know how to do business.)

4. Heavy rainfall has given birth to new reasons for Beijing’s high housing prices: you can see the snow in winter and the sea in summer. Are there any sea-view rooms that can see the snow? !

5. There is a circle above and a circle below. These two circles have no intersection. This is 8. One left, one right, and there is a Red Sea in between, so they can never cross it, which is eight.

6. My opinion cannot replace yours or anyone else’s approval! So what I think doesn't matter! Just like: fairness should be an ideal consideration but reasonableness is a difficult problem that must be faced in reality! In this era where everyone is not united as one, this is a society where it is difficult for everyone to agree! Perhaps, what the world cares about is not right or wrong but winning or losing! Winning or losing is a given, so what’s the point of discussing right and wrong? What hurts you is others! ha!

7. Turning over means turning over, and you have to make the decision. Those who turn over cannot make the decision, and those who make the decision don’t want you to turn over. The Lord said: Want to turn over? Let me help you! Want to make a comeback? I will destroy you!

8. A person’s good or bad qualities are all determined by his imagination. If you want him to be good, he will be good to you! Even bad things are good, and bad things also show off your personality! If you want him to be bad, he is bad! Good and bad intentions!

9. As a public figure, I don’t want to be so hypocritical. If someone scolds me, I won’t ignore it just because I am a public figure. Because if as a public figure, you cannot even guarantee your basic personal dignity and safety, that would be immoral.

10. Shanghai gangsters who robbed people can only speak Mandarin.

11. "Forever Smile" is an old song with a typical "Old Shanghai" sentiment. Its melody, its lyrics, and its artistic conception all exude the inexplicable but irresistible comfort and grace of the "Magic City of the East" back then! Although it's been a long time, it's very clear.

12. "A lifetime is half a lifetime, and a half-enlightenment is a lifetime of poverty." Exchange hard work for knowledge, and use knowledge to enrich wisdom. Replace wealth with wisdom, and prove success with wealth. Achieve good deeds with success and win recognition with good deeds. Pursue excellence with recognition and achieve excellence with excellence.

13. First-class husband: henpecked. Second-class husband: yell at your wife. Third-class husband: Beat your wife. First Class Wife: Praise your husband. Second-class wife: Dislikes her husband. Third-class wife: harming her husband.

14. First-class leaders: speak human words. Second-level leaders: Tell myths. Third-level leader: Talking nonsense. First Class Crowd: Tell the truth. Second-class people: Tell lies. Third-class people: don’t speak.

15. From the past life to the next life, we pass by this life. From hell to heaven we pass through this world. Recalling yesterday and thinking about tomorrow, today is the most real! Yesterday, today, tomorrow, there are three days in life. The previous life, this life, the next life, life is just one life.

16. Between "public trust" and "function", if the former can lead to the disorder of the latter, does the latter prove the lack of the former? Here, I would like to express my condolences to the innocent lives lost in the heavy rain in Beijing! My deepest condolences! ! Bobo’s thoughts on Beijing’s “Water Night”.

17. I have been so poor recently that I have no money to buy big cakes, so I have to eat steamed buns. If I want to eat big cakes, I will flatten the steamed buns. If I want to eat noodles, I will comb the steamed buns with a comb. !

18. Between friends or superiors and subordinates: Loyalty is more important than competence.

19. When crying loses its meaning, no matter whether it is tears or rain, there will be no miracles in the past, and pain is just superfluous. Seal the memories and let yourself go.

20. When you grow up, you slowly learn a few things: Don’t pay attention to some people. No matter what they say or do, no matter how childish or annoying they are, you really don’t need to care. Some people can never be your enemy, so there is no need to praise them. Such people think too highly of themselves and think that by attacking you and hurting you desperately, they will be hated by you. Some people don’t have to wait. You know very well in your heart that you don’t have to wait for this person anymore, but you just can’t let go.

21. Zhou Libo’s shocking quotation: Studying Chinese for 10 years is not as good as chatting on QQ for half a year.

22. Zhou Libo’s shocking quotations: “Dear, I... I’m pregnant... for three months, but don’t worry, it’s not yours, and you don’t need to be responsible...”

23. Zhou Libo’s shocking quotations: Only women and heroes have trouble, only wives and jobs are hard to find.

24. Zhou Libo’s amazing quotations: There is no rehearsal in life, every day is a live broadcast; not only the ratings are low, but the salary is not high.

25. Quotations from Zhou Libo: Flowers often do not belong to the people who appreciate them, but to cow dung.

26. Zhou Libo’s shocking sayings: I met a girl’s signature: Maybe it seems like it, but it’s not necessarily true. I also came across a boy’s signature: Give me a girl and I can create a nation.

27. Zhou Libo’s Leiren Quotes: The difference between humans and pigs is that pigs are always pigs, while humans are sometimes not humans!

28. Zhou Libo’s ridiculous quotations: I can tolerate fake figures, fake faces, fake breasts, and fake buttocks! ! ! But I just don’t tolerate fake money! ! ! !