Two generations boasted, "I know bird language." The emperor heard this. The emperor took two generations of love to hunt. Walking, I met a broken wall that collapsed. The emperor heard an owl cooing under the earth wall and asked Afandi, "What are you listening to it?" "That's what I said," Avanti replied. "If the emperor keeps squeezing like this, his country will soon become my lair."

Donkey's friend

Two generations of love rode donkeys to the judge in this city. The judge looked at it and shouted, "Welcome both of you!" Avanti replied, "My donkey has been pestering me to take it out to find its friends, so I decided to bring it to you."

This is the only way.

Two generations of love have a very naughty neighbor. Neighbors want to fool avanti. He said, "When I was sleeping last night, a mouse got into my stomach. How should this be treated? " "How to cure? You should catch a cat and swallow it quickly. There is no other good way. " Two generations of love theory.

It took me a while to know.

Two generations of love became judges of Islam, and many people competed to make friends with him. Someone said please, "Two generations of love is really amazing! See how many friends you have! " "Not necessarily." Avanti said: "I can't say how many friends I have now. I don't know if I don't get married. "

Cats and meat

One day, two generations wanted to eat jiaozi and bought 3 Jin of meat. But his wife gave him vegetarian noodle soup. "Where's the meat?" Two generations of love asked. "Give it to the cat." Two generations of love put cats on the scales. The cat weighs 3 Jin. He cocked his head and asked, "Wife, if this is a cat, what about the meat?" If this is meat, what about cats? "

Oil like water

Two generations of love work hard in Bayi family, not only do not have enough to eat, but also can not see a little oil star in the food they eat. One day, two generations asked Bayi, "Sir, you have a can of oil at home. Why can't you see any oil in the dish you gave me? " After listening to Bayi, he said, "I'm sorry. When I cook for you, I always mistake water for oil." A few days later, Bayi caught fire. Two generations of love took a wooden bucket, scooped out a bucket full of oil from the oil tank and threw it on the fire. As a result, the fire was even worse. Bayi roared: "Two generations of love, why do you add fuel to the fire?" Two generations of love pretended to be surprised and said, "Oh, dear! Sir, I mistook oil for water! " "I like you," the king handed a curly pug to Erjiqing, touched his beard and proudly said to Erjiqing, "Erjiqing, I'll give you my favorite pug. You must love it like your favorite child!" "yes! Your Majesty. " Two generations of love held the dog in their arms, gently stroked the curly dog hair and respectfully said to the king, "I will take care of it respectfully as I serve your majesty, so that its spirit will be as relaxed and happy as you every day!" "

Hu da is a usurer.

On one occasion, two generations were in urgent need of 10 yuan, but he couldn't borrow it anywhere. The two generations had no choice but to pray to Huda (God) in the middle of the night: "Ah, Huda! Please have mercy and give me a few dollars! If you refuse to give it for free, lend it to me! " Before the two generations had finished praying, I heard someone knocking at the door, and it was urgent. Avanti continued to pray and winked at his wife and told her to open the door. The door opened, and when I saw it, it turned out to be the head of a hundred households (the official in charge of 100 households). "Two generations of love!" The head of the hundred households said, "We are going to build a temple in the village. With Hu Da's blessing, I will send you 5 yuan. " Afandi sighed and said, "Well, Hu Da used to be a high-interest lender. Before lending me money, it has come to collect interest! "

The devil's face

Katz asked Afandi, "People say you are knowledgeable. What is the devil's face like? " "If you want to know your face, look in the mirror!"

A famous motto

A rich man bought a box of exquisite porcelain in the market. He shouted, "If he brings it home to me, I will teach him three words of wisdom." People who do short-term jobs don't want to talk to him, but Avanti is very moved. He believes that money can be earned anywhere, but "wisdom" is not pleasant to listen to. So avanti picked up the rich man's box and went with him. Walking, two generations asked the rich to teach him "wisdom". The rich man said, "well, listen!" " If someone says to you: Hungry is better than full. Do not believe! ""wonderful, wonderful! " Two generations of love said, "well, what about the second sentence?" "If someone says to you: Walking is better than riding a horse. You will never believe it! " "Yes, no more!" Afandi said, "What an ugly' wisdom'! What about the third sentence? "Listen," said the rich man, "if someone tells you that there are more short-term workers than you, don't believe it! "Avanti threw the box in his hand to the ground and said to the rich man," If someone tells you that the fine porcelain in the box is not broken, you can't believe it! "

The price of a roe deer

Two generations of lovers hunted a roe deer and wanted to sell it to Burke. He met Burke's cousin Jarck at the door. Jarck said, "Today Burke is looking for a roe deer. You can get a good price. However, I won't let you in unless you promise to give me half the price. " Two generations of love said: "As long as you are willing to accept it, I will be happy to give it all away." Avanti went in. Burke was very happy after reading it and said, "How much is it? Tell me! " Two generations of love said, "You buy my roe deer, and I charge 100 plate of donkeys." Burke accepted the roe deer and said, "OK, let's settle the bill!" " "Afandi said," Well, Mr. Jelke asked me to give him half the price of roe deer before he let me in. I promised the whole department to give it to him. Now, please pay him in full! "

Not good, not bad.

When the two generations of love set up a stall, Burke came over and asked, "Two generations of love, how is your business?" Avanti replied: "It's neither good nor bad!" Burke asked, "What does this mean?" Afandi said: "If I say business is good, you will pay more taxes;" When I say business is bad, my wife will grumble when I get home. So, I can only say, "It's neither good nor bad!"

"Today is a crazy day."

Avanti came home from the city and met Burke in this city on the way. Burke asked the two generations where they came from, and the two generations pointed to Burke's city and said, "I am from that city." Burke asked, "What about the rich people there?" Afandi replied: "They are all insatiable and cruel." "Where's Burke?" "Burke is more savage." Burke said angrily, "Please note that I am Burke of this city!" " "Afandi laughed:" Lord Burke, I am a madman in this city! "Some days when madness doesn't break out, I pray for happiness for old Burke. Some days I am crazy, and my mouth will talk nonsense. Today is just a crazy day, but to be honest, I am really surprised! "

I seem to have given it.

Two generations of love are selling honey. Bayi said, "Give me a bowl." Said, and handed avanti a bowl. Two generations of love poured a bowl, and Bayi left with honey. Afandi grabbed his belt and said, "Bayi, you haven't paid yet!" " "Bayi faltered out," I seem to have given you 10 yuan! "Afandi grabbed the bowl, poured the honey into the honey jar, handed the empty bowl to Bayi and said," Here, I seem to have given you a bowl of honey! " "

The heart and liver are black.

Two generations of love took a cage of rabbits to the market to sell. Walking past Abraham's house, a rabbit jumped out, jumped into the yard and mixed with Abraham's rabbit. Two generations of love went in looking for this rabbit. Allahan said, "The rabbits in the yard are all mine, and no rabbits are mixed in." Two generations of love said, "it's good without me." My rabbit has a plague. " Allahan said, "That needs to be seen. Probably mixed in. Do you recognize your rabbit? You have to find it and don't give me the rabbit plague. " Two generations of love grabbed one at random and said, "This is it." Abraham looked at it carefully for a while and asked, "This doesn't look like a rabbit with any disease. You still don't admit it? " Two generations of love said, "Yes, you shouldn't take it seriously. In fact, it just wants to mix. There seems to be nothing wrong with the appearance, but the heart and soul are black. "

Only one thing is missing.

The lazy man said to the two generations, "tell your wife to cook a good meal." I'm going to visit your house. " The two generations agreed. After a while, the lazy man came. Afandi said, "Well, the meal hasn't been served yet, because there is still one thing missing." The lazy man asked, "What is it?" Avanti said: "Working hands!"

Whose strength is great?

Someone boasted, "I can easily pick up a stone weighing 1000 Jin with one hand and throw it into the city from outside the city wall." Afandi gave him a handkerchief and said, "Let's have a competition to see who has the greatest strength. This is a small handkerchief of less than two taels. Please throw it from the inside of the courtyard wall to the outside. " As soon as the man threw it, the handkerchief remained in the yard. Afandi said, "I can not only throw my handkerchief over the wall, but also throw a small stone at the same time." With that, he picked up a stone the size of an egg from the ground, wrapped it in Parry's hand and threw it over the wall at once. "How, give up!" Hercules has nothing to say.

Well water is like milk.

Two generations of love visited a person's home. The host was very stingy and mixed a lot of water in the milk that served the guests. During the dinner, the host asked about the well water in the countryside for two generations. Afandi said: "Strange things happened there this year. What comes out of the well is not all water, much like milk. The color is the same as real milk. Just a faint taste, like milk and water, just like the milk in this cup. "

Don't crave it

One day, two generations went to eat. Seeing that all the guests around were munching and putting delicious food in their pockets, they picked up the teapot and poured tea into his pockets. The guest asked in surprise, "What are you doing?" Afandi smiled and said, "Well, you ate too much meat in that pocket, aren't you thirsty?"

There is no water for you to drink.

On a hot day, the imam dated the townspeople and passed the door of the two generations of love, asking for water from the two generations of love. Two generations of love said, "Sorry, I have no water for you to drink." Two shepherds came again, and they went to the house of two generations to beg for water. Two generations of love immediately gave them water to drink. The Imam was very angry and said, "Two generations of love, you just said that there is no water for us to drink, but you have water for them to drink!" " "Afandi said," I didn't lie to you at all. I just made it clear that there is no water for you to drink. But I never said they didn't drink water! "

Donkeys who worship saints.

An avanti came back from Arabia and said to avanti, "You know, avanti, I went to Mecca to celebrate the holy day!" " "Two generations of love said," So, the donkey you ride is also facing the sacred object? " "Yes, I take it, I let it pay tribute to the temple! Afandi said: "However, I think it is still a donkey! " "

Guard against thieves

Avanti was surprised to see several ministers who were supervising the workers to raise the palace wall. He asked: "The palace wall is already high enough, why should it be raised?" Ministers said: "This is to prevent thieves from entering the palace to steal gold and silver treasures!" " Avanti pointed to the ministers and said, "But how can we stop the thieves inside?" "

The happiest day for the people.

The king asked Afandi, "When is the happiest day for my people?" Afandi replied: "Your Majesty is lucky enough to go to heaven."

The soul of the king

One day, the king asked Afandi, "In your opinion, will my soul go to heaven or hell after I die?" Avanti said, "Your soul must go to hell. This is because you killed too many people who should go to heaven. God has filled them up, and they can't hold you any longer! "

The horse flew into the sky.

The king asked Afandi, "For a long time, I wanted to fly to the sky, travel around and broaden my horizons. Do you have any clever tricks to help me achieve my goal? " Avanti said, "Give me that mare you often ride, and I will ride it to the distant high mountain top to collect an herb. Horses will grow wings after eating this herb. When you get on it, everything will be as you wish! However, it takes a year to travel. " The king immediately rewarded the two generations with a wallet containing gold and silver. Two generations of love got on the king's horse and went home quickly. Kill that horse at once. Almost a year later, two generations of love came to the palace. The king smiled and asked, "Two generations of love, only three days, a whole year." Do you think my horse can grow wings? "Two generations of love said," your majesty, your horse has grown wings! The king stood up happily from his throne and said, "Then why didn't you bring it to me today?" Two generations of love pretended to be sad and said, "I did bring it, but on the way, your horse flapped its wings and its hooves flew into the sky!" " "

Wise measures

The king asked Afandi, "I want to make everyone rich. What sensible measures do you think I need to take? " Afandi said, "Your Majesty, if all the looted grain and the looted money were returned to the people, wouldn't the people be well fed?"

The reputation of the king

The king said to the two generations, "I want to keep my body after death, but I'm afraid it will stink." People should cover their noses when they come to offer their condolences. What can you do? " Two generations of love said, "I will help you put sesame oil on your face, put powder in your abdominal cavity and soak it all over with perfume." Certainly not smelly. " However, you have a bad reputation, and I can't help it! "

The king has a good eye.

Two generations of love knitted blankets for the king. The king looked at it and said, "The needle on the side is too thin!" " Two generations of love said, "Your majesty's eyesight is not bad, but he has really lost a little weight." . Two generations of love took the blanket back and threw it on the ground, motionless. Three days later, he showed the blanket to the king. The king looked at it and said happily, "That will do. "Afandi said:" I said that your majesty's eyesight is not bad, plus three days' work, the needles are really dense. "

Go to sleep somewhere else

The king told Afandi that he was restless, fidgeting all the time, and asked if there was any medicine to cure him. Two generations of love said: "This disease is incurable. You can only sleep somewhere else-in the coffin, you will always be safe. "