1, the stunt of fighting mosquitoes has finally been practiced!

2. I am on duty, fighting flies and mosquitoes every day.

3, beginning of autumn, Orson kilometers, crowded, hot, mosquito bites.

4. Hang a mosquito net, sleep naked in it, tease mosquitoes and let them die.

5. Apply a layer of crane top red on your body, and mosquitoes will be poisoned when they fall on your body.

6, drunk as mud, mosquitoes bite you without pain, will also be drunk to death.

7. My cheek was bitten by a mosquito. Is it because there are not enough pimples on my face? Kick your nose and face.

8. Have a long talk with mosquitoes, be sensible and emotional, and influence them to become vegetarians.

9. The mosquito bag on your body can become a magic circle together.

10, bitten by a mosquito. Suddenly I saw this at my deskmate, and I cried happily. I really want to catch it.

1 1, Lucky: Ma Ma, look, two mosquitoes are fighting! Mom: Where? Lucky: I'm kidding!

12, tap water, WIFI, countryside, stars ... and endless mosquitoes, damn it!

13, I haven't seen mosquitoes in Guangdong for several days, and I was bitten by three bags an hour before I left. Well, let's say goodbye like this.

14, I couldn't find mosquito-repellent incense, so I sprayed hair gel on mosquitoes! In a second, it was stopped and fell off my mosquito net!

15, I don't know what mosquito bit me last night. I picked up a bag as big as egg yolk, and today it spread into red bigger than eggs.

16, was awakened by mosquitoes at three o'clock last night. Why didn't the air conditioner freeze you to death? Grandma bear, buy a bottle of toilet water just in case.

17 I'm going out for a crazy run in a pair of special heel shoes today. Don't ask me why, ask that bastard mosquito who bit my heel bag.

18, it's really enough to wake up in the middle of the night and spray toilet water. I couldn't get up all morning, but I got up again.

2. Funny sentence 1. Eat it and make up for my loss.

Pull its straw first, then let it go!

I'm not your urgent syrup, why do you always chase me?

Good boy, you are full. Do you want another bite?

5. I know the way! You have my flesh in you. From now on, you will be my person (mosquito).

6. Mosquito family (scientific name: Mosquito family) is a family of Insecta Diptera. This family is usually called mosquitoes or mosquitoes. It is a tiny flying insect with a piercing and sucking mouthparts. Usually, females know how to suck blood, while males suck the juice of plants. Blood-sucking female mosquitoes are intermediate hosts of other pathogens such as dengue fever, malaria, yellow fever, filariasis and Japanese encephalitis. Mosquitoes are distributed on all continents except Antarctica.

7. Mosquitoes can be divided into male and female. Male mosquitoes have filiform antennae, and the antenna hair is generally thicker than that of female mosquitoes. Their food is nectar and plant juice. The mouthparts of male mosquitoes are degraded, and female mosquitoes need to bite animals to suck blood to promote the maturation of inner eggs because of their reproductive needs.

3. Poem about mosquitoes in Tang Dynasty-"Twenty-six Rhymes of Watching Mosquitoes" Author: Tang Author: Title: "Twenty-six Rhymes of Watching Mosquitoes" Content: There are mosquitoes all over the world, and staying at night makes people sick.

Looking at mosquitoes in the sky, they will kill each other during the day. Without shelter from the wind and rain, this group of people flew out of the river.

Disturb the darkness and thunder will follow. Sharp mouth into the human flesh, slightly reddish and moist.

Peng Zhen was not afraid, he was greedy to death. If the boat people dare to stop, the land people will rush.

Hundreds of miles north and south, as afraid as a tiger. Everything is different between heaven and earth.

Yang is a friend and Yin is a disciple. Gnats are turbid things that come from noisy walls at night.

How to make a sunrise and swallow it as a thoroughfare. People are exhausted and their manpower is withered.

Clothes and towels are dirty and disgusting. Is the decline of Yang De inexorable?

Is there a master? This town should have been poisoned by tea. I heard that snakes can bite people, but it is safe to avoid them.

I smell stings poisonous, and I can drive them away. Only this mosquito makes everyone sick.

The summer scenery in Jiangnan is good, but Shui Mu is very sparse. In this way, Zhenze Road, romantic and empty.

After several exchanges, I feel uncomfortable. The morning has passed, but the night is still lingering.

Although it is easy to sing, it is hard to linger. What should God do if life is inconvenient?

Who can say with fake wings? .

Don't leave a bag when biting, so if you are caught, you will be acquitted because of insufficient evidence.

Keep your eyes open when you bite. Thin people like us are inherently malnourished and have no extra nutrition for you. So you have to bite fat people, they have a lot of blood, and you can't tell if you bite a dozen or twenty bites. Why not?

Wait for a bite and don't make any noise, just like a policeman catching a thief, pulling a siren from a distance, which fool still stands and lets him catch it when he hears the siren! So, you should avoid such low-level mistakes! Mentally retarded people are like this. You should know. .

We should be familiar with the art of war. Biting people is like fighting. If we don't know ourselves and know ourselves, we will pay a painful price. We should adopt the strategy of diverting attention. One mosquito disturbs the enemy in front, and another mosquito attacks the enemy behind, making them impossible to prevent.

You can't talk loudly, lest you disturb other people's dreams.

Do not release venom when biting, and implement the principle of eating after biting and running after eating.

Instead of biting the old, the weak and the sick, we preach the virtue of respecting the old and loving the young in China.

If you don't bully the people and meet corrupt officials, the bullies will bite again and again until they can't take care of themselves, which will alleviate the public's anger. .

For those evil forces, you must bite to the end and never show weakness. Let him see that the strength of the mosquito man is enormous and upright.

For those ugly and smelly MM, you should bite their faces hard. Let them know that there is nothing wrong with ugliness, and it is their fault to come out like a ghost to scare talents. I want to wake them up, change their biting methods and make them confident. .

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