This lady can speak 18 languages, but she can't say "no" in any language.
Do you know why God didn't give women a sense of humor? In that case, we can love you instead of laughing at you.
You will find that women who are very friendly to dogs often cannot sympathize with men.
I used to be Snow White ... but I have fallen.
Women are women, but good cigars can be tasted.
No matter what a woman does, she must do twice as well as a man, so that people can feel that she is only half as good as a man, but fortunately, it is not difficult.
Girls bore me. They always do. I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I know.
Some women have to knock as often as gong.
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bike.
I can believe that cats don't steal meat. I believe our Welsh pastor Master Hugh doesn't like cheese. I can give my wine bottle to an Irishman. I can let a thief drag my horse away, but I can't trust my wife to stay at home alone.
The wisdom of women 2 1. A man wants to divorce his wife after making money, but a man can't make money and his wife wants to divorce him.
2. Men don't make money, women are anxious, and men make money and women regret it.
Men's business is reflected in busy work, while women's business is reflected in salty cooking.
4. A man entrusts his girlfriend to his buddy to take care of him, and finally his girlfriend becomes his wife, and the buddy takes care of him; A woman entrusted her boyfriend to her sisters for care, and as a result, her sisters became her boyfriend's wife and could not be her.
A failed man likes to compare his wife with others, and a successful woman likes to compare her husband with others.
6. If a man is fined for illegal parking, he will quarrel with the police and the woman will persuade him; If a woman is fined for parking illegally, she will have an argument with the man around her, and the police will persuade her.
7. Men and women quarrel and get angry in the car. If a woman is driving, she will slam on the brakes; If a man is driving, he will slam on the accelerator.
8. Men look at women, the most beautiful when they are in love, the most common after marriage, the ugliest when they divorce, and the beautiful after divorce; Women look at men most sincerely when they are in love, most bored after marriage, most hypocritical before divorce and most sincere after divorce.
9. The most embarrassing thing for a man is that his wife drinks too much and pesters friends. The most embarrassing thing for a woman is that her husband's friend is drunk and pestering herself.
10. When a woman says to a man, "I know I'm actually not beautiful," the man must never agree. When a man says to a woman, "I'm actually a failure," the woman will definitely object.
1 1. If a woman sends a thousand dollars, she will tell her man that she sent a thousand dollars and her friend that she sent five hundred dollars. When a man sends a thousand dollars, he will tell a woman that he sent 500 dollars and a friend that he sent 1,500 dollars.
12. Women often say that they are miserable when comforting women; When a man comforts a man, he often says that another man is miserable.
13. Women save money to spend it on their husbands in the future, while men save money to spend it on other women in the future.
1. A man wants to divorce his wife after making money, but he can't make money and his wife wants to divorce him.
2. Men don't make money, women are anxious, and men make money and women regret it.
Men's business is reflected in busy work, while women's business is reflected in salty cooking.
4. A man entrusts his girlfriend to his buddy to take care of him, and finally his girlfriend becomes his wife, and the buddy takes care of him; A woman entrusted her boyfriend to her sisters for care, and as a result, her sisters became her boyfriend's wife and could not be her.
A failed man likes to compare his wife with others, and a successful woman likes to compare her husband with others.
6. If a man is fined for illegal parking, he will quarrel with the police and the woman will persuade him; If a woman is fined for parking illegally, she will have an argument with the man around her, and the police will persuade her.
7. Men and women quarrel and get angry in the car. If a woman is driving, she will slam on the brakes; If a man is driving, he will slam on the accelerator.
8. Men look at women, the most beautiful when they are in love, the most common after marriage, the ugliest when they divorce, and the beautiful after divorce; Women look at men most sincerely when they are in love, most bored after marriage, most hypocritical before divorce and most sincere after divorce.
9. The most embarrassing thing for a man is that his wife drinks too much and pesters friends. The most embarrassing thing for a woman is that her husband's friend is drunk and pestering herself.
3 1. Remember, if a man is sorry for you, please break up with him resolutely. You should also remember, never lose your temper and break up gently. If you lose your temper, the reason why you break up will be based on disagreement. Breaking up gently is just a miss, but it is a regret in the world. Honey, give men more regrets. Regret has always been a beautiful scenery in men's hearts. Most men don't know how to cherish, believing that what they can't get is the most beautiful, and what they lose is always poetic. Letting him lose you is psychologically superior to losing him.
Don't try to conquer a man over 30 who has never been married and has no fixed girlfriend. This kind of man is either impotent or impotent, and most of them have psychological problems in sexual orientation. Dear, don't be an injured woman.
The best way to see if a man loves you is to see if he has brought you into his world and life.
4. To appease a man, you must be kind to him. As the saying goes, softness can win steel. But don't always be fine, just take care of him when he is sick. Remember: don't get used to men, don't let him get used to it, think that this is what you should do and what you like to do.
There is a word called myth in this world. What is a myth? Please listen to men express their love to you! There is another word in this world called legend. Want to know what a legend is? Please listen to the man's promise to you! All women in this world have dreams, and dreams are women's reactions when they come into contact with myths and legends.
6. As a woman, you should actually trust men. It's like wanting to believe that world peace will come, although you know, there is a constant world war now.
Women's wisdom is 4 1, and women generally don't resist men's gifts. That's how hooligans get their hands on it.
2. Which man doesn't want to shine in front of the woman he loves? What woman doesn't want to instruct the man who loves her to stand up for herself?
3. There is a clear spring in front of the elders; It is a mountain in the child's heart; It is a landscape in the eyes of colleagues. Eliminating the childishness of children, coupled with the gentleness of women, some are tenacious, some are gentle, and some are reasonable. Such a woman is getting more and more beautiful.
When you find that your love is gone, don't persist stubbornly. Sometimes, letting go is not only giving him freedom, but also giving himself a chance to live.
5. It is said that an 18-year-old girl has a flower, so a middle-aged woman must not compare with a girl with the same flower bone.
6. It's hard for a big man to work alone. It is a kind of nature to have a good woman. A great man is a big tree, standing tall and straight on his own. When the tree falls, who will shelter the woman from the wind and rain?
7. Practice has proved that even if a woman is willing to sleep with you, she will find 10,000 reasons to pretend to shirk, or 20,000 reasons to convince herself easily.
8. A woman is like a book. Most men just want to flip it, not buy it.
9. Women are cute because they have shortcomings. Smart women always expose their shortcomings in front of men.
10, it is unusual for a woman to be praised as beautiful, and it is an honor for a woman to be praised as sexy. Beauty is never an opponent of sexy women.
1 1, that's what women do. Take off her pants once and she will remember you for life.
12, happiness always belongs to the woman who asks for it.
13, don't always use tears to impress and retain, sometimes your tears will backfire, smile, and be sure to face everything with a confident smile!
14, don't take the world too seriously. We live in this world. We are all actors, acting on the stage and watching from the audience. So, when we play, don't take it too seriously.
15, only a strong woman can have a strong fate!
16, women are more excited than men and love to pretend to be excited.
17, always a man's heart is soft, giving women the courage to persist.
18, waterfall-like long hair, elegant dress, standard oval face, smart almond eyes, that kind of sedate and dignified temperament, even naughty people will be cautious when they see you.
19, empty mountain spirit, if there is a fairy coming down to earth, I believe the lonely mountain will not be lonely. The vast grassland, if there are women riding and running, the open grassland is also colorful. In a lonely world, with women, men will have passion, wildness and wit.
20. A woman must be a goddess to be cared for by a man as a baby. Of course, the premise is that you are either rich, beautiful or lucky.
2 1, men fool women, called flirting; Women fool men, called seduction; Men and women fool each other, which is called love.
22. Only a kind woman knows how to leave a way out for herself, and she is not absolute in doing things.
23. Men are in charge of the world and women are in charge of men. It takes wisdom to govern the world, and men can't govern by playing tricks.
24, a peaceful woman, not so much demand, will not easily envy the wealth and luck of others.
25. A woman can be her own princess, but don't expect to be a princess all over the world.
26. Beautiful looks are a magic that people can't ignore, but this magic can't be equated with charm. Never simply equate beauty with charm, because beautiful women are not necessarily attractive.
27. As a woman, I am proud of women, happy for women and happy for women. Infect you and me and walk with you with a smile.
28. In life, women who can turn their wishes into reality are really rare.
29. A really good woman should be the messenger of love and the embodiment of gentleness. Only gentle women are the most exciting and beautiful women, with long fragrance and beautiful distance!
30. Try gold with fire, try women with gold, and try men with women.
3 1. Never let any man be your whole life. You know, the more you invest, the greater the loss.
32. Men conquer the world and women manage men. There must be a steady woman behind a successful man. Women are men's best spiritual harbor.
33. Because all you like is relaxation, fun and contentment, you are deeply afraid of interfering in the fate of others. You love the world like a bee picking flowers for all women, and you don't want to make any sacrifice.
34, a woman, beautiful for a while, let you see, and then her beautiful impression is fixed, and everything will be beautiful in the future-before going to bed-or many times before going to bed.
35. A woman who is too clever lacks great wisdom.
36. Women have the talent of practicing lightness skill and magic, so they become faster.
37. A man's youth is superficial, and a woman's youth is a sign of value.
38. A woman's loneliness is like a locust tree in a deep alley. When the wind blows, it falls apart.
39. A gentle woman always smiles and sings the song of life, and never complains about the hardships life gives. Boil every failure down to an attempt, don't feel inferior; Take every success as a kind of luck, don't be proud.
40. Women's tears are useless liquids, but you make women cry, which means you are useless.
4 1, Aro's colorful figure, graceful figure, fair skin, faintly exudes the fragrance of a girl.
42. Women are too narrow-minded, and those who are too narrow-minded live a life of trouble and loss forever.
43. Being a man is a physical activity, while being a woman is a mental activity.
44. Don't dress yourself up for anyone, and don't make yourself unkempt. Dress yourself clean and beautiful every day, just for yourself.
45. Women are harbors and men are boats. No matter how beautiful the harbor is, if it can't bring peace to mankind, ships dare not approach it. If there are reefs and waves in the harbor, the ship had better drift in the sea.
46. Old women know by looking at their hands, smart women by looking at their eyes, rich women by looking at their necks, enthusiastic women by looking at their mouths, and perfect women by looking at you.
47. A woman's strength is gentleness, and rudeness can only make a man bear a heavy burden.
48. Independence is not a woman declaring war on a man, but self-esteem.
Generally speaking, girls usually want to cry when they take off their clothes. If you can't get rid of it, boys and girls are usually embarrassed-especially for the first time.
50. A peaceful woman can always make men feel peaceful and relaxed, and make men want to be with her when they are sad, tired or even too excited.
5 1, some maintenance, some temperament, a little connotation, a little wisdom, a piece of love, a broad mind and a woman's instinctive kindness. Such a woman is never old and beautiful forever!
I have never seen a woman cry in my life. When a woman cries, I scratch my head. Feeling indebted to them, I wanted to jump off the building-only on the first floor.
53. Women in China don't marry the men they like, but only the men they like.
Cheer for women, don't let dark clouds cover your face, don't let years damage your mind, don't let sadness perfunctory your gentleness, and don't let men control your mood. Be a beautiful woman, let the river move for you, let the flowing clouds add gesture to you, let the blue sky welcome you and let men fall in love with you.
55. Learn to praise the beauty of women. If she is not beautiful, praise her temperament. If she is neither beautiful nor elegant, praise her kindness.
56. Interested women are often happy women, or at least women who can create happiness, so how can women and men not miss it?
Don't try to cling to a person's life. No one will keep eternal enthusiasm for parasites.
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