1. Poems about the class committee (funny verses about the class committee)
2. Poems about the election
Poems about the class committee (funny verses about the class committee) Funny verses about the class committee) 1. Funny verses about the class committee
Question: "What is school?"
Answer: "The Palace"
Question: "What is the class?"
Answer: "Harem"
Question: "What is the class teacher?"
Answer: "The Emperor"
< p> Question: "What is the squad leader?"Answer: "The imperial concubine"
Question: "Where is the deputy monitor?"
Answer: "The imperial concubine"
Question: "Where are the committee members?"
Answer: "Concubine (each divided into: Hui, Shu, De, Xian, Chen, Zhuang)"
Question: "Who are the class representatives?"
Answer: "Zhaoyi, Zhaoyuan, Zhaorong, Zhaohua, Shuyi, Shuyuan, Shurong, Shuhua"
< p> Question: "Where are the other classmates?"Answer: "The talent~"
Question: "Then let me ask you, who does the emperor turn to when the talent and the concubine fight?"
Answer: "I'm a concubine"
Question: "Do you know what the class is like now?"
Answer: "A harem"
Question: "What is the harem like?"
Answer: "It's just a trick and calculation"
Question: "What is the specialty of the harem?"
Answer: "Bitch".
2. What ancient poems and famous sayings can be used to run for class cadres [Urgent]
Oh, for example, no matter how long the road is, you can walk it step by step, no matter how short the road is, you can’t walk it step by step. You can't even reach it with your feet.
Those who have ambitions will have countless solutions, while those who have no ambitions will only find countless difficulties.
The improbable may come true today, and the impossible may come true tomorrow.
I am successful because I am determined to succeed!
No matter how cold the stone is, it will warm up after sitting on it for three years.
Any qualitative change in performance comes from the accumulation of quantitative changes.
Ordinary steps can also complete a great journey.
Ridicule is a kind of power, a negative power. Praise is also a kind of power, but it is a positive power.
Sincerely, the other half of the word "sincerity" is success.
The speed of leadership determines the efficiency of the team.
Success is distributed with probability. The key is whether you can persist until the moment when success starts to appear.
Sometimes the distance between success and failure is very short - as long as the latter takes a few steps forward.
Utopia will come up with many wonderful ideas, but it will not accomplish anything.
Defeating yourself is the most tragic failure, defeating yourself is the most valuable victory.
You can understand impossible (impossible) - I'm possible (I am possible).
169. Those who applaud others are also cheering for their own lives.
170. Praying with actions can make God understand better than using words.
171. Successful people learn from others, while failed people only learn from themselves.
172. Many things are predestined in advance, that is "fate"; but you can decide how to face it, that is "luck"!
173. Don’t ask what others have done for you, but ask what you have done for others.
174. Success does not come in the future, but is accumulated continuously from the moment you decide to do it.
175. Your love in one day may bring a lifetime of gratitude to others.
176. Mountains do not reject soil, so they can reach their height; seas do not reject water, so they can reach their depth!
Take a look, these can be used in speeches
3. What are the poems that describe the monitor
1. When I first started school Wearing headphones to listen to music, was discovered by the monitor.
My roommate joked that I was wearing a hearing aid, and the class monitor took it seriously. After that, I always wore headphones when I was with the monitor. The monitor often took off my "hearing aid" and scolded me in a low voice for being stupid. I suppressed my laughter and pretended not to hear. One day, the monitor said, "I'm going to scold you! Take off your hearing aid!" I took off my headphones, but I heard the monitor whisper, "I like you."
——"Write to Me First "Songs of My Favorite Girl" Hot Comments
2. The head teacher is the king, the teacher is the concubine, the class representative is the prime minister, the party secretary is the general, the class is the city, and the top student is the prince. I pondered for a long time, what is the monitor? The squad leader must be someone who has access to the king, concubine, prime minister, general, prince, and city at the same time. After painstaking research, I finally came to the conclusion: the squad leader is a eunuch.
3. The monitor fell in love with a girl. Every day, he would shout her name in the class. Sometimes, he would even shout her name inadvertently when doing homework. Unfortunately, the girl never She has never promised to be the squad leader, or even appeared before. She has a beautiful name, Anjing.
4. We used to have a quarrel and a cold war. The monitor during the summer vacation asked me to contact him and said that his mobile phone was turned off. I called his home phone number, and his mother answered the phone and said he was traveling. When school started, he asked me what I wanted to see him for. I remembered that his mother didn’t ask for my name last time, so I asked him how he knew it was me. He said my mother said she was a girl, and you were the only girl who knew my home phone number... I suddenly stopped being angry, and took the initiative to bring him breakfast the next day. I was so flattered that I didn’t even know why!
5. Monitor, how are you doing in a foreign country? You are the noble person in my life. Without you, I would not be where I am today.
6. At that time, you were the leader of the class and managed the whole class.
What a coincidence, I am your team leader, but I am in charge of you, the squad leader.
This is a strange relationship, it is called fate, it is wonderful.
7. The squad leader, the person who regards the class as his girlfriend: when his girlfriend is naughty and makes trouble, he will tell her to be more polite; when his girlfriend has something wrong, he will never forget it; Fei I do everything I can to make my girlfriend happy.
8. ***In a lounge, while I was heating up my meal, I listened to the squad leaders’ docking arrangements, detailing the work details, arranging the handover work of the entire class, and mobilizing the allocation of team members. I felt deeply Benefit.
9. We will be at the forefront of the future war, and we will defeat the enemy with a small number. There is no front, no back. That's adversity within adversity.
But what has the world’s peaceful environment given us? The country is the backing and the people are the source. The squad leader coaxed and the company commander covered him. Have any of you faced real adversity?
10. In a moral class, the teacher asked a question: What do you like to do? What will you do? What does this society need? It was obviously a very normal question, but our magical squad leader replied: I like to be a man, I know how to be a man, and this society needs men.
4. What ancient poems or famous sayings can be used to run for class cadres
1. There is a saying, only if you believe in yourself first, then others will believe in you - the famous writer Roman Roland
2. Judge a person not by his own confession or opinion of himself, but by his actions - Lenin
3. Ideals are guiding lights. Without ideals, there is no firm direction, and without direction, there is no life - Tolstoy
4. A flower cannot dress up a beautiful spring. One person's advancement always comes alone, and everyone's advancement Only then can we move mountains and fill seas. ——Lei Feng
5. People should be helpful. Although lotus flowers are good, they still need the support of green leaves. A fence needs three stakes, and a good man needs three gangs. ——Mao Zedong
Extended information:
Campaign skills:
First of all, it must be targeted and targeted. That is to say, you need to find out the conditions and requirements for the position you are running for, and see if you meet them, and whether you have the strength and confidence to compete. If you are qualified, you must seize the opportunity, actively and courageously participate in competition, and establish a firm belief that "I can do it."
Secondly, learn as much as possible about your competitors for the same position. Only by knowing ourselves, our enemies, and understanding others can we leverage our strengths and avoid our weaknesses, and give full play to and demonstrate our strengths. Features and advantages to win the initiative.
5. Inspirational quotes for class cadres
1. What we hold in our hands is not necessarily what we really have; what we have is not necessarily what we really engrave in our hearts. ! In fact, many times in life you need to consciously give up! Giving up a friend you like but have no fate with, giving up a certain relationship that you are invested in but not rewarded, giving up a certain choice, may cause sadness, but this sadness does not prevent us from making a new start! Give up safely and stick to the freedom and ease!
2. There is no perfect thing in the world, and no perfect person. The key is to know what you want. To get what you want, you will definitely lose another part. If you want everything, you will get nothing. I have experienced beatings and risks. If you don’t experience things, you don’t know how difficult things are. The more experience you have, the smarter you will be; the more experience you have, the more capable you will be. No one can defeat you, and no one can save you. As long as one has faith, pursues something, can endure any hardship, and can adapt to any environment, success means conquering oneself. People are not afraid of insignificance, only of being humble. Life is fair. To live a wonderful life, you need an enterprising heart. When the wind blows, look at the falling flowers with a smile; when the wind stops, look at the sky indifferently.
3. Life is a practice. After being tempered, you become strong; only when you have separation, you will feel the joy of gathering; only after you have experienced bitterness, you will know what sweetness is; after experiencing loss, you will become stronger. You will know how to cherish when you have it; you will learn to choose calmly after experiencing frustration; you will understand the meaning of perfection after experiencing shortcomings. Bitterness and joy come and go, flowers bloom and fall, leaving a treasure behind; walk along the way, be safe all the way, be happy all the way, and have the fragrance of bodhi flowers.
4. When you fail, you will cry when you talk about the suffering; when you succeed, you will feel happy and excited when talking about the suffering. When I was young, I cried in embarrassment when I experienced less pain; when I was in middle age, I experienced more pain, and I laughed while talking about it; when I was old, pain no longer felt like pain. In fact, the real pain is indescribable, not even whimpering, it has already settled deep in my heart.
5. Once the drama of life begins, no matter how frightened you are, you have to play it to the end.
6. Growth is bound to be filled with the pain of life. It is enough that we can still find happiness side by side.
7. Some people succeed, realize that they cannot achieve this on their own, and work harder to further improve their humanity. The real winner, whether he succeeds or fails, will take advantage of the opportunity to hone a pure and beautiful soul. Only when you understand calmness can you understand life. If you take less detours, you will miss the scenery. Anyway, thank you for the experience.
8. Love and love need care; heart and heart need respect. Love has no password, only intention; love has no pattern, only cherishing. Looking back three thousand years, outside the mortal world, there is a heart waiting; with a bright head and pale face, there are still people who are old and aged. There is no need to have too much in life, only to have love is to be happy; why to ask for too much in life, to have love is to be satisfied.
9. Success does not come in the future, but is accumulated continuously from the moment you decide to do it.
10. Behind every hard work, there must be a double reward.
11. The reason why people can do it is because they believe they can.
12. Success = hard work + correct methods + less empty words.
13. Youth is the only time when we have the right to weave dreams.
14. Frustration is actually the tuition fee for success.
15. No matter how steep the mountain is, there is always a way to climb for those who are not afraid of difficulties.
6. Poetry describing the squad leader
This is what I saw in the comment on my last post on Zhang Yi’s blog. I like Zhang Yi very much, not just because of his plays. , and more importantly, he is a person. I don’t have a good literary talent, so I can’t express my emotions correctly. So I borrow this poem! The author is anonymous, so I have no way of knowing his name! Let’s put it here for everyone to enjoy! hehe!
Squad leader, how are you in a foreign country?
——Xu Sanduo’s poem dedicated to squad leader Shi Jin
Squad leader, how are you in a foreign country
Still remember your resounding promise at Shang Rongshu
You said you would take me one year to turn me into an upright soldier
So, you accompanied me I sprinted like I was desperate
On the journey from a coward to a strong soldier
Squad leader, how are you in a foreign country?
Still remember you? Regardless of Wu Liuyi's objections, he encouraged me to pick up the hammer over and over again
You said, if you don't want to be called "turtle son" by your father again, you can hit me hard
So, this time I smashed it accurately
I don’t want to hurt your other hand, I don’t want to let you down
Squad leader, are you okay in a foreign country
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I still remember that in the dead of night, you accompanied me to practice abdominal bar curling
You said, you can do it, do it again
So, the next day I went beyond my limit and did it More than three hundred people
You are the first person to say that I "can do it", I can't live up to your trust
Squad leader, how are you doing in a foreign country
Still remember you asked me to do a lot of meaningful things
You said, so you can not leave
So, I did one meaningful thing after another
I am no longer a coward in the eyes of others
Squad leader, how are you in a foreign country
Still remember the day you left, a The back of someone wiping the car
I cried bitterly and asked you, why did you lie to me if you agreed not to leave?
You said that me leaving can remove the last straw in your heart< /p>
But I don’t want to be so good, I just want to prevent you from leaving
So, I pressed your gift bag tightly under me and didn’t allow anyone to take it away
There is your ticket in there, I want to stop you from leaving
You said you are an infantryman, you can walk back
Push me away hard, take it I picked up my luggage and turned around to leave
I shouted heartbreakingly - monitor!
You are still gone, and from now on I miss you more and care about you more
From now on, I will never see anyone else wiping tanks again
Squad leader, you Are you okay in a foreign land?
When you leave, I have to face everything with strength alone
After working hard all the way, I finally became a member of Old A
Become a veritable king of soldiers
But I don’t feel happy because I don’t have you to share my success
Squad leader, how are you in a foreign country
< p> You are the noble person in my life. Without you, I would not be where I am todayNo matter where I go
You will always be my squad leader------- ---I hope you will adopt it, thank you
Poems about election 1. Are there any ancient poems about competition
I have learned a lot at a young age and have high ambitions in my life.
Others carry swords, but I have a pen like a sword. ("Poems of a Child Prodigy")
In the morning he was a farmer, and in the evening he ascended to the Emperor's Hall.
The general is innocent, but the man should strengthen himself. ("Poems of a Child Prodigy")
After forty years of studying the law and reading books, there is a blue sky above the black yarn.
The man wants to paint Lingyan Pavilion. First of all, he doesn’t like money because of his fame. (Ming Dynasty Yang Jisheng's "Poetry of Yan Zhi")
The lights are on at three o'clock and the chickens are on at five o'clock, which is when men are studying.
Black-haired people don’t know how to study diligently early, and white-haired people regret studying late. ("Encouraging Learning" by Yan Zhenqing of the Tang Dynasty)
The sunflowers in the green garden are waiting for the sun to set in the morning dew.
When spring comes, all things will shine.
I am often afraid that when the autumn festival comes, the leaves of the yellow flowers will wither.
Hundreds of rivers flow from the east to the sea. When will they return to the west?
If a young man does not work hard, the old man will be miserable. ("Long Song Xing")
The prime years will never come again, and the morning will never come again.
Be encouraged in time, time waits for no one. ("Miscellaneous Poems" by Tao Yuanming of Jin Dynasty)
I advise you not to cherish your gold-threaded clothes; I advise you to cherish your youth.
If there are flowers, you must break them off. Don’t wait until there are no flowers. (Tang Dynasty's "Golden Threaded Clothes")
Traveling is difficult
Tang Li Bai
A gold bottle of wine costs ten thousand, and a jade plate contains ten thousand coins.
Stopping the cup and throwing chopsticks, I can’t eat. I draw my sword and look around at a loss.
If you want to cross the Yellow River, which is blocked by ice, you will have to climb the snow-covered mountains of Taihang.
I was fishing on the Bixi River when I was free, and suddenly I was riding a boat and dreaming about the sun.
The journey is difficult, the journey is difficult, and there are many divergent paths, but now I am at peace.
There will be times when the wind blows and the waves break, and the cloud sails are hung directly to help the sea.
Li Yong of the Tang Dynasty
Li Bai of the Tang Dynasty
The roc rose with the wind one day and swayed up to ninety thousand miles.
If the wind dies down, it will still be able to winnow the water.
When people see my extraordinary tune, they all sneer when they hear my eloquent words.
Xuan's father is still afraid of future generations, but his husband cannot be young.
Nanyuan
Li He of the Tang Dynasty
Why don't you take Wu Gou and collect the fifty states in Guanshan?
Please come to Lingyan Pavilion for a while, as if you are a scholar and a marquis of ten thousand households.
There was a heavy storm on November 4th
Lu You of the Song Dynasty
Lying stiffly in the isolated village, he did not mourn for himself, but still thought of guarding the Luntai for the country.
I lie down at night listening to the wind and rain, and the iron horse glacier falls into my dream.
Six songs under the plug
Li Bai of the Tang Dynasty
In May, there is snow in the mountains, no flowers, only cold.
I heard the broken willows in the flute, but I have never seen the spring scenery.
Fight with the golden drum at dawn, sleep with the jade saddle in your arms at night.
I am willing to put my sword down from my waist and kill Loulan directly.
I think although it does not refer entirely to competition, it also writes about the positive and uplifting spirit of the ancients
2. What are the poems suitable for electioneering
1. "In mourning for the country"
Era: Tang Dynasty Author: Meng Jiao
It is said that people are the most spiritual, and their bones are scattered everywhere. How to die in spring, not as good as the grass.
Yao and Shun ruled the world, but they used farmers instead of weapons. The Qin and Han dynasties stole mountains and killed them but did not cultivate them.
There is no gold in the world, and people who produce gold compete with each other.
2. "Yong Wang Auntie Wearing a Gun"
Era: Tang Dynasty Author: Liu Yan
There are hundreds of operas competing for new ones in front of the building, but only the long pole is so wonderful.
Who says Qi Luo Fan is powerful, but he still thinks he is too light to catch people's attention.
3. "Pouring the Cup·Looking Back at Things"
Era: Yuan Author: Chang Quanzi
Looking back at things, the river of love is rolling, and the labor is in vain Why, why? Cherishing your wife and husband, competing for fame and fortune, and following him year after year are like being ignorant. The wealth that rises above the sky, the beauty that captivates the city, they all end up somewhere. Sighing floats on the lower tip, and eventually becomes empty. Sadness is not the present or the past. A hundred years of feasting, most of them are worth a few cents. Dreaming about Nanke, fate is in the north. I am still greedy and do not find a way back. Reincarnation selling bones, accompanied by foxes, many times of desolation. If you win the exchanges, you will want to be dissatisfied.
4. "Gong Yanzhi lives in the Jieji Nunnery"
Era: Song Dynasty Author: Cheng Gongxu
In the imperial capital of Huanghuang, there was a lot of silk and bamboo.
The forest garden election was won, and the four lakes and mountains were beautiful.
Who would have thought that under the southern screen, the old man was alone and quiet.
I recall that from ancient times, I have red cheeks and green temples.
When princes fight to defeat each other, making friends is a priority.
A hundred pots of wine will be poured out, and a thousand buds will be handed over to the simple mandarin.
Good fame can mislead others, and the sun and the moon are like wheels.
After forty years of invasion, there is no way back.
Floating clouds play with life experiences and seek refuge in the old monk’s house.
Be patient and ask for help, sit down and have no desire.
Life is a fantasy, and it must have a destination.
Don’t you think about it when buying a mountain?
The old friend still has the jade, but the love has not forgotten the wood cutting.
The incense in Sutai is condensing, and Baowujia has passed away.
Spending a lot of money talking and laughing, but living in poverty.
Why not go to the Shanshui Cave and ask Gao Zao for divination.
It’s not too late to go, the sails are rippled with waves.
After returning to supervise the work, Juan Xuan was in urgent need of construction.
Open the pavilion to receive clouds and water, and circle the threshold to create pine and chrysanthemums.
When your body and mind are at peace, read Huang Ting for a long time.
5. "Man Ting Fang·Shan Dong's Past"
Era: Yuan Author: Ma Yu
In the past of Shan Dong, in the middle of the Fire Courtyard, there were always heavy burdens. delay. They compete for fame and fortune every day, and are jealous and greedy. With all the worries and worries, I never feel at ease for a moment. Because of this, there are three out of twenty people who have resentment against their relatives. When you are suffering in the maze, the wind fairy comes and specializes in rescuing the foolish and stubborn. Only after two years did he realize his true self and jump out of the countryside. Now I am free and magnanimous, practicing my body and taking the seven treasures to return the elixir. When my merits are fulfilled, I visited Pengying and saw my teacher Yan again.
3. What ancient poems or famous sayings can be used to run for class cadres
1. There is a saying, only if you believe in yourself first, then others will believe in you - the famous writer Roman Roland
2. Judge a person not by his own confession or opinion of himself, but by his actions - Lenin
3. Ideals are guiding lights. Without ideals, there is no firm direction, and without direction, there is no life - Tolstoy
4. A flower cannot dress up a beautiful spring. One person's advancement always comes alone, and everyone's advancement Only then can we move mountains and fill seas. ——Lei Feng
5. People should be helpful. Although lotus flowers are good, they still need the support of green leaves. A fence needs three stakes, and a good man needs three gangs. ——Mao Zedong
Extended information:
Campaign skills:
First of all, it must be targeted and targeted. That is to say, you need to find out the conditions and requirements for the position you are running for, and see if you meet them, and whether you have the strength and confidence to compete. If you are qualified, you must seize the opportunity, actively and courageously participate in competition, and establish a firm belief that "I can do it."
Secondly, learn as much as possible about your competitors for the same position. Only by knowing ourselves, our enemies, and understanding others can we leverage our strengths and avoid our weaknesses, and give full play to and demonstrate our strengths. Features and Benefits to Win the Initiative.
4. Modern poems for electioneering
The key issue is the theme of the election, and the position you are running for. This is the decisive factor. I offer you a patriotic poem. For modern poetry, please refer to:
"I use my damaged palm" by Dai Wangshu
I use my damaged palm
to explore this vast land:
This corner has turned into ashes,
That corner is just blood and mud;
This lake should be my hometown,
(Spring, The flowers on the embankment are like brocade barriers,
The young willow branches have a strange fragrance when they are broken)
I touch the waterweed and the coolness of the water;
This The snowy peaks of Changbai Mountain are so cold that they are bone-chilling,
The water in the Yellow River slips out of the mud between the fingers;
The paddy fields in the south of the Yangtze River are so soft... now there is only basil;
The lychee flowers in Lingnan are lonely and haggard,
Over there, I am dipping in the bitter water of the South China Sea without fishing boats...
The invisible palms pass over the hateless mountains and rivers,
The fingers are stained with blood and ashes, and the palms are stained with darkness.
Only that far away corner is still intact.
Warm, clear, solid and vigorous spring .
On it, I caress it gently with my damaged palm,
Like the soft hair of a lover, the milk in a baby's hand.
I put all my strength in the palm of my hand
I stick it on it, sending my love and all my hopes,
Because only there is the sun and spring,
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It will drive away the darkness and bring revival,
Because only there we will not live like animals,
die like ants... There, the eternal China!
5. Manuscript about the campaign for I Love Ancient Poetry
Poetry is like a song, melodious and melodious in its smoothness, and endlessly echoing in its ups and downs, making people forget their worries and make them happy. People are beautiful; poems are like paintings, depicting nature among insects, fish, birds and beasts
and showing the universe in small bridges and flowing water, depicting for us the beauty that is either poignant, magnificent, quiet or passionate. Artistic conception; poetry is like a philosopher who, after thousands of years, tells us the true meaning of life and inspires us to move towards life and face challenges.
I like poetry and the beauty of its rhythm. Who has not been intoxicated by the natural sounds of poetry? Who has not been touched by the beauty of poetry and music, and is so happy that he forgets his worries and smiles? When we were learning to speak, we were taught by our parents that "spring sleeps until dawn, and we hear birds singing everywhere. The sound of wind and rain at night, and how many flowers have fallen." Although we don't understand the meaning, there is a strange feeling in our hearts. Feeling; when we were in elementary school, we clasped our hands behind our backs, held our heads high, and shook our heads as we recited "The shepherd boy rides the ox, and the song shakes the forest. We want to catch the cicadas, but suddenly they stand with their mouths shut." Everyone stares. Ignorant eyes enjoy it; as for now, when I recite in my heart "Where is the sky when the beautiful scenery is good, and whose home is the pleasure?", I still have a strange feeling
This is A wonderful experience brought about by the musical beauty of poetry. Poetry, like songs, allows us to cultivate our temperament and encourage us to enjoy life.
I like poetry and revel in the artistic conception of poetry. I don’t know since when, I began to yearn for the ancients who lived in the wilderness, carrying a harp and a cup of tea, singing and singing in the deep mountains and forests, and fishing happily on the thousands-mile Chengjiang River.
Breathe with nature, follow the changes of heaven and earth, and wander in the wonderful scenery of nature. I like Tao Yuanming's style of seclusion, "picking chrysanthemums under the eastern fence, leisurely seeing the Nanshan Mountain", "the mountain air is beautiful day and night, and the birds return to each other", watching the clouds and clouds in the sky indifferently
Comfort; indulge in Wang Wei's In the landscape and countryside, "the bright moon shines among the pines, and the clear springs and rocks flow upward. The bamboos are noisy for Huannu, and the lotus moves under the fishing boat."; I also linger in Su Shi's "The water and wind are clear, and the sunset is bright".
By the West Lake... The poems are picturesque, showing the wonder and magnificence of all natural things. I only want to be a person in the painting, forever intoxicated in the artistic conception of the poems.