1, Zhuge Liang never took a single soldier before coming out of the mountain! Why do I need work experience?

2, kill the panda, I am a national treasure!

3. The pig hit the tree. Did you hit a pig and rear-end it?

Don't say that you are not qualified to drive, you seem to be illegal.

5, don't be nervous, take my forehead as a lens.

6, don't talk to me about ideals, quit!

7. Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

8, look at your corrupt belly, who will believe if you don't eat!

9. If you look down on yourself, you can make things bigger!

10, Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me!

1 1. After pursuing happiness all my life, I finally understand what happiness is. Answer: Happiness is pain!

12. After several decades, we will meet again, send them to the crematorium and burn them all to ashes. You are a pile, I am a pile, and no one knows anyone. They will all be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

13, China football is a good dish, but the chopsticks with vegetables are poisonous, so we have to stop eating them.

14. If I win10 million, I will buy 30 houses and rent them to others, and collect the rent once a day. Wow, it's full

15, ruthless diseases are devouring healthy cells in your brain, and a brand-new vegetative state is about to be born.

16, life is numbered, a total of 36,000 days, there are tens of millions of houses at home, and you have to sleep three feet.

17, fell down, get up and cry.

18, I'm not RMB, how can everyone like me?

19, whether the cat walks in a straight line depends entirely on the mouse.

20. You can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see the tears I dropped on the keyboard!

2 1, big head and thick neck, either the boss or the cook!

The foot of my bed shone so brightly that the glass fell in love with the frost. If you don't rub it often, you have to dirty yourself.

I allow you to walk into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.

24. I like you so much that you will die if you like me?

25. You are so talented!

26. Damn it! The world is so crazy, mice are mothers to cats!

27. Your aunt is not the aunt six years ago, and your uncle will always be your uncle!

28, eyes, spinach in autumn!

29. How to lose weight if you don't have enough to eat?

I'm in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. I've had enough.

3 1, cherish life-God must have his plan to keep you alive.

32. What is love? Even if you torture people to death, you won't give them money.

I'm sorry to make you laugh.

34. You can never see my loneliest time, because when I can't see you, it's my loneliest time!

35. I ran over my leg on the train track. The Yangtze River and the Yellow River have drunk water and kissed fools.

36. Fear is love and love is fear; Telling your wife everything is still a gentleman!

37. If you can't tie my heart, don't call me playboy!

A carpenter of grade 38.6 is equivalent to an intermediate intellectual.

39, people are not smart, but also learn from others to be bald.

40. How can there be such a big gap between couples who are also living together?

4 1, I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, there are too many chefs who have streaked for more than 20 years!

42, you don't have to do that. Dig out this IQ and weigh it, which is two Jin more than you.

43. If there are no difficulties, we should create them.

44, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but may be a Tang priest; Wings are not necessarily angels, but sometimes birds.

45. A man's words are like an old lady's teeth. How much is true?

46. If you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind!

47. When you hold hands, you know that your son is ugly and his face is full of tears. If you don't go, I will.

48. What is the most painful thing in a person's life? Is that people are not dead and money is gone!

49, love, just say it out loud, because you never know, tomorrow or accident, which comes first!

50. Waiting for the aftershock is like a lover like a first-love girl, who is afraid that he will not come and that he will mess around.

5 1, the real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to eat in one place all your life, but to eat everywhere all your life.

52. I think you are much more pleasing to the eye, from head to toe, from pants to coat, from heart to appearance.

53. Live well and don't have an accident.

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