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The speech about love is super classic.
In a speech about love. When I was in Peking University, I was depressed because of my poor grades. As a result, none of the girls in our class took a fancy to me. Generally speaking, college girls are short-sighted and are interested in handsome and charming boys with excellent grades. Girls like me who are not so good-looking but rich in connotation ignore (laugh), which is a matter of girls' eyes. At the 20th anniversary party of our class, all the girls in our class came forward and held my hand warmly. Regret not doing it (hilarious).

2.? Therefore, I often say that what looks similar to me is the standard, and what looks uglier than me is the highest standard. I think many boys in Fudan meet this standard (all the girls present applauded warmly? Classic classic! )。 There are differences between men and women. Girls only look at the appearance of lewd, boys only look at the aesthetic appearance.

In college, you will fall in love with another person more or less deeply, whether it is a man who loves men or a woman who loves women or a woman who loves men. ? It becomes unrequited love, and finally you become mentally ill, and the other party doesn't know it's because of her. Then you said you were lucky. Can you at least let the other person know that I am mentally ill because of you? Let her at least have a little psychological burden.

You can't give up right away. You have to chase 10 times at least, and you can't finish chasing it all day. Chase 10 times on the same day and you don't feel anything. It takes at least 10 weeks, and once a week, I love you, right? If 10 doesn't work, because you have worked hard, don't get 100 and 200 times. In the end, you will have two mental disorders: one is chased out by you and the other is insane.

If you want to love, you must love wholeheartedly and die a fair death. Why do I often have tears in my eyes? Because I love you deeply. You must feel this way. 6. Be generous, bless them, let them fall in love, let them get married and divorce.

7. Don't do extreme things, saying that I stabbed you and then stabbed myself will kill two people. The result is still a third life. At some point in the future, another person is destined to wait for you there. The people who waited for you left and right didn't wait for you, so they stabbed themselves.

8. At that time, our class talked about 10 couples in love. After graduating from college, 3 couples got married and 2 couples divorced within 2 years. Up to now, there are still 65,438+0 couples. They are Mr. and Mrs. Wang Qiang. They still live a happy life on the surface.

9. I believe that someone will love you in the future, as long as you are born with a gender.

10. I made a boat and rowed to the middle of the lake, only to find that there was no one there. I don't think this is the best place to ask: either promise me or fall and drown.

Speech at Tongji University on June 2nd-Humorous Speech Worth Thinking (IV): Your current situation of love does not depend on your future. When I was in Peking University, I was hit hard. First of all, my identity is different. Indeed, I walked into the campus wearing a big blindfold. Our PE teacher never calls my name in class, but asks the big patch to do an action. Because I have exercised in the countryside and my jumping movements are quite good, I am often called out to demonstrate.

On the first night of school, the whole class held a class meeting, and I got up and said a word. Now Wang Qiang, the teacher of New Oriental, is the monitor of our class. Stand up and tell me if you can speak Japanese. Because I have been studying in the countryside, our Chinese teacher has never taught us in Mandarin. I didn't know how to speak Mandarin at that time. At that time, Peking University was divided into classes according to English scores. At that time, I was assigned to Class A because of my good grades in the college entrance examination. In fact, my listening and speaking level is not good, so I was demoted to Class C a month later, and Class C was mainly aimed at those students with pronunciation, intonation and hearing difficulties. Later, I found that there was really a gap between my IQ and that of my classmates. My classmates usually don't study hard. How can they get good grades in the final exam? I study two or three hours more than them every day, but every time I take the final exam, I am at the bottom of my class. This makes me feel depressed.

There were 50 students, 25 boys and 25 girls in our class at that time. I was very excited when I heard this number at first, but I didn't expect that none of the girls in our class had really looked at me. In 200 1 year, our whole class gets together and everyone comes back from all over the world. Looking back suddenly, I suddenly found that the person in the class was quite worthless and could not speak Mandarin well. How do unknown people become the best in their classes? At this time, the female classmate enthusiastically came up and took my hand, regretting that she didn't do it.

So later, college girls asked me, Teacher Yu, what criteria do we need to find a boyfriend now? When I say simple, I mean my appearance. Of course, if you look like me, you must not let go. Don't let anyone who looks uglier than me go, because the law of this world is that the uglier the person, the richer the connotation.

So another thing to do in college is to make friends and make yourself a trustworthy person.

And if you can talk about a love, it is still very good. But a very important prerequisite for falling in love is wholeheartedly love. The so-called heart-and-soul love does not mean that you can only talk about love once in college, but only one at a time. How much do you want to love? To feel this way? Why are my eyes full of tears? Because I love you deeply? .

The second element is that when you really love someone, you should tell him that you love him in an appropriate way, not just in your heart. I fell in love with many girls in college, but I kept it in my heart because I was afraid of being rejected by others. But in fact, people's pursuit can best be expressed. Even if a girl refuses, she will definitely write it in her diary when she goes home. Did any other boys chase me today? . I went to America one year and had dinner with a girl I liked very much in my former class. She and her husband had dinner with me. I told her at dinner that I actually had a crush on you in college. She patted her thigh and said, then why didn't you tell me?

The third is to be generous. The so-called generosity means that when another person falls in love with others, he must be generous and say that your happiness is my happiness and your happiness is my happiness. I always feel that people are predestined friends in the world. If no one loves you in college, there will always be someone who loves you in your later years, waiting for your hand in hand in the future journey.

I am a person who loves life very much. You can't even walk on ants. I want to step on male and female ants. What should I do? I dare not even eat fish. I think how painful it will be to eat that female fish, so I usually eat two instead of fish. Of course, love in college is a process. No matter graduate students or undergraduates, there are far fewer people who really get married after graduation than those who fall in love. For example, more than a dozen couples in our class fell in love, married three couples after graduating from college and divorced two couples two years later. There is only one couple left, that is, my college classmate Mr. Wang Qiang and his wife. The two of them still live a happy life.

Then it doesn't matter if you are not satisfied with the love in college. Just look at me. Many people think I am abnormal, but I still got married, found my beloved, had children and had a better family. In a word, life is so beautiful. Go ahead. There are ordinary, wonderful, long nights and beautiful days. This is our life.

Love is the purest and warmest in the world. Love is infinite. Love is immortal. Everyone has love, and everyone will grow under the care of love. Family and friendship will also bring us infinite happiness and laughter. There is a lyric: love is a light, so wonderful. Yes, love is a flawless lamp, very beautiful, and it will always light up our future. Let's go ahead and never give up.

Love is also perfect. It gives us great courage and confidence, which makes us full of confidence and unimpeded on the road of life.

How painful it is for a person to be ignored when he needs others' care, help and love. Even if you have a rich family, a successful career and an angelic face, you don't want to send care to some people who need a little help. What's the point of such a person living? Even if you have worldly wealth, great achievements and beautiful appearance, wherever you go, people will cast strange eyes on you, not envy, not approval, but jealousy and disgust. Help others without expecting anything in return. Our world needs love. With love, people no longer feel cold and lonely. The pursuit of * * * and the expectation of * * * are the ideal world in our hearts.

Love, hidden in every corner of the world, depends on whether you have found it or not. Everyone needs love, make the world full of love!

Secular? Love? It is eternal, unchangeable and eternal. All amazing actions have the power of love, which is created by love. Without love, nothing. If a person has someone else in his heart, he can always put himself in others' shoes and give love, then he will get inner enrichment, noble personality and love. People who are willing to give their true feelings and love to the society are the happiest people, because happiness always favors those kind people who love life and are willing to pay.

So, love connects us with each other; Love makes the world no longer lonely. Let you and I extend our warm hands, make the world full of love, and make life full of flowers of truth, goodness and beauty.

Section 3: Yu's speech on love has a kind of love, like mountains and water; There is a kind of love, blood is thicker than water; There is a kind of love that is unforgettable; There is a kind of love that purifies the soul? This is the greatest and most selfless fatherly love and maternal love in the world. Every gray hair on my mother's temple and every wrinkle on my father's forehead is a witness to our growth, and our parents' selfless and unrepentant love and dedication moisten our fresh life.

The love of parents is a safe haven in our life, always accepting us, containing us and warming us; Parents' love is the gas station in our life, which makes us forge ahead and dare to meet the storms and challenges. It is such a love that lasts for thousands of years and will never change; It is such a kind of love that children need to cherish it all their lives. Parents' love is rich fragrance; Children's gratitude is an elegant fragrance. A person who can know how to love, know how to love and learn to return love under the bath of parents' love must be a grateful person.

Maternal love is like water, bit by bit; Father's love is like a mountain, deep and deep; Family is like a song, a beautiful life; True feelings are as good as gold. () The hard work of parents, the silent care of relatives and friends, and the selfless dedication of lovers not only enrich our lives, but also give them profound significance, which provides us with a powerful spiritual motivation to overcome setbacks and succeed. Only by understanding parents, feeling affection and understanding the true feelings can we better understand others, integrate into society, cherish everything we have and get happiness in life.

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