1. Don’t think that because you look rare, we should value the rare thing. *

2. In fact, people's looks can be divided into two categories: one is naturally beautiful; the other is naturally inspirational.

3. I will definitely be a teacher in my next life, so that the teachers who bullied me in my previous life will die...

4. People who like me are good people, no Anyone who likes me is a bad person, and anyone who hates me is not a human being.

5. When I saw a handsome guy on the street that day, I couldn’t help shouting: Hey, have you eaten the handsome guy?

6. In this world, it’s better to torture a Q pet to death than to torture a person to death. It’s even more difficult for people

7. The most valuable thing about people is that they keep their word - I won’t pay back the money if I say I won’t pay it back~

8. Reprimand: Why are you late today? Calm down Answer: My bed is old and needs someone to take care of it

9. The teacher said that getting a zero score on the exam is not scary, but the scary thing is getting a zero score after copying

10. Ordinary intersection One traffic policeman, one red light at the Art and Literature intersection, and one yellow light at the 2B intersection.

11. When one person becomes two people, maybe that is happiness

12. Women with money are like dung, and they are willing to work like flies!

13. If being rich is also a mistake, then I would rather make the same mistake again and again.

14. Are you dissatisfied with the world by dressing up like this?

15. You say I am stupid, I am not even qualified to compare with you and me - -

16. Only after cooling down did I realize how warm it is to have enough fat in the body.

17. The most famous woman in history is not Pan Jinlian or Wu Zetian, but Grandma Rong

18. The longest relationship I have ever had was narcissism. Love yourself and have no rival◎

19. The weekend is like a rainbow, beautiful as a flower from a distance, but misty clouds from afar

20. A true friend understands your silence better than What you said!

21. If you are heartless, you can live a hundred years, have a clear conscience, and be a man without any fatigue.

22. You think of others too complicatedly because you are not simple either.

23. It is said that the tears you shed are the water in your brain.

24. As long as the mountains are not high, there are trees, and the sea is not deep, just water!

25. Whenever I find the key to success, someone will change the lock for me

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26. Only when you stand in a long queue at the train station can you truly realize that you are the "descendant of the dragon"

27. No matter how cold it is, I will communicate with you thousands of miles away.

28. In the winter, I am sleepy at all times except when I am sleeping.

29. Kettle, why are you crying? Is it because the *** is too hot?

30. When I call you master, you think you are instant noodles

< p>31. For a person who looks like a loser, looking in the mirror is like watching a ghost movie.

32. One person is happy, two people live, and three people live and die.

33. Being beautiful is annoying. If I were a boy, I would have married myself long ago.

34. Sleep in class, make noise after class, and fail in exams.

35. Mosquitoes, when will you evolve to stop sucking blood and only suck fat?

36. It takes tens of thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human and from a human to a monkey. Just use one bottle of wine.

37. The Statue of Liberty tells us that reading is useless, rather than being burned on fire.

38. I still lament my small waist back then, but looking at today, I have no time to regret, and I am covered in five-colored fat.

39. Don’t say you have nothing anymore, aren’t you sick?

40. When I was a child, my family was poor and couldn’t afford a bicycle, so I took a taxi to school every day.

41. The most famous woman in history is not Pan Jinlian or Wu Zetian, but Grandma Rong.

42. Whenever I have had enough to eat and drink and have nothing to do, I will think of the serious matter of losing weight.

43. How can I, who is wearing a cotton-padded jacket, save you, who is not wearing long johns?

44. Being pretty is annoying. If I were a boy, I would have married myself long ago.

45. Why bother with some brainless people and reduce your own status? It’s not worth it, dear~

46. Do I know you very well? Let’s play a video chat. Think of it as your TV. Just press it and someone will appear.