I, Ross ...
Priest: Marry you, Emily ...
Marry you, Rachel ... (All his friends have shocked faces. He realized what he had said. He speaks very fast. ) Emily. (Slight snickering. ) Emily.
Minister: (I feel uncomfortable looking at it. He looked at Emily. ) er ... may I continue?
Rachel: (to the woman sitting in front of her) He-he said Rachel, right? Do you think I should go up?
Emily: Yes, yes, go on.
Minister: I think we'd better start over. Ross, repeat after me. Me, Ross …
Ross: Me, Ross …
Priest: May you, Imirie …
Marry you, (staring at the priest) Emily. Like there's someone else. Emily glowered at him. )
Priest: As my lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health, till death do us part.
As my lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health, till death do us part. Really, I know. Emily. (pointing at her. )
Minister: May I have the ring? (He gets the ring) Emily, put this ring on Ross's finger as a symbol of your eternal marriage. (She puts the ring on his finger) Ross, put this ring on Emily's hand as a symbol that love will always surround you.
Ross: Very happy, too.
Priest: Ross and Emily have made a statement, and I am glad to announce them as husband and wife.
Ross: Yeah!
Priest: You may kiss the bride.