Grey Wolf Classic Quotations 1 1, Pleasant Goat, I won't let you go.
2, children can't play with fire (other).
According to the record of the wife's grandfather. ...
4. I, the Wolf King, am back!
5, wife, this is an accident, an accident!
6, lazy sheep, if you surrender, I will consider eating you at last!
7. Pleasant Goat, I rushed into the village and ate you first!
8. Wife, just wait for my good news!
9. Is it the wife's grandfather?
10, how can I disturb my wife's beauty sleep? Wife, wife, I ...; Honey, I ...; Honey, I I I ... I ...; Honey, I ...; Honey, I-I- ...
1 1, who litters, so heartless.
12, don't be ridiculous!
13, the happiest thing in the world is to catch one sheep, and the happiest thing is to catch two sheep. ...
14, ah! Honey, if you say so, people will be very shy.
15, wife, let me explain!
16, damn, delicious little sheep!
17. (Walking to the door of Yangcun alone) Dear little sheep, you are surrounded!
18, honey, can you stop inviting me to eat fried dumpling?
19, white clouds are floating in the blue sky, and little sheep are running under them ... (an out-of-tune song sung on the pretext of catching sheep and enjoying sunbathing)
20. Pleasant Goat, your tricks can't escape my clever big Wolf!
2 1, sheep-don't run, I'm the wolf, and I like your little leg of lamb. -(Magic Picture Box)
22, dare to ask where the road is, the more you walk, the more confused you are!
23. Although I am only a wolf, the cleverness of the wolf is unimaginable ... (Invent something and sing it after success)
24. Sacrifice a bed for a flock of sheep!
25. Whether it is a black wolf or a white wolf, catching a sheep is a good wolf!
26. The most dangerous place is the safest place!
27. My Lord, please leave me alone!
28. Who is the bad guy?
29. I am a failed wolf!
I hate spring! I will definitely come back!
3 1, damn, who is it!
32. Sheep-don't run, I'm the wolf.
33. If you want to marry, marry Grey Wolf.
35. Hate Hi/Beauty/Lazy/Boiling/Warm/Slow Sheep/Knife Sheep/Similar/Banana Wolf/Little Sheep (Child)/Big Fat Bug/Crazy Woman, I will definitely come back (revenge)!
36, wife, you can't eat a little sheep in a hurry!
37 years old, wife ... I almost made it!
38, wife! I went to catch sheep!
Dear little sheep, I'm Big Wolf!
40. Wife, boil the water and wait for me.
4 1, wife … I failed again …
Pleasant goat, when I catch you, I'll eat you first!
43. Wife, I was wrong!
Honey, look what I brought you.
45. Little ice sheep, delicious little ice sheep. Catch one to rinse the sheep and one to make soup. Little ice sheep, I'm coming!
Little sheep, I, Big Wolf, am back!
47. (tearful) I can't bear to part with my wife, but I can't cover the sheep!
48. Wife, I'm home!
49, wife, I finally succeeded!
50, wife, don't be angry, it's bad for your skin!
Grey Wolf Classic Quotations 2 1, what a happy pair of wolves! ! !
Grey Wolf: Wife, you are unreasonable!
Kotaro: I have never reasoned with you. Home is not a reasonable place. Besides, you are a man, 28 months older than me. You have to let me go.
2. About money
Grey Wolf: I will give you the sheep I caught in proportion in the future. I'll stay a little longer when I catch them, which will make me more motivated.
Kotaro: OK.
Grey Wolf: What percentage do I give you?
Kotaro: 120%.
Grey Wolf: Hmm. ....
3. About this idea
Kotaro: Let's go out and play.
Grey Wolf: OK, go wherever you say.
Kotaro: I'll let you know if I have an idea!
Grey Wolf: You never agree with me.
Kotaro: I disagree. What is this idea? Just perfunctory! You should keep thinking until I am satisfied.
Grey Wolf: Hmm. ....
4. About the Center
Kotaro: I have always been the center in our family, and I am also the center in your family.
Grey Wolf: Then I have always been the center of our family.
Kotaro: But my center is more important than yours.
Grey Wolf: Why?
Kotaro: Because I am a daughter and you are just a boy.
Grey Wolf: Hmm. ....
5. About mood
Kotaro: I am in a bad mood at work, which will reduce the quality of our marriage.
Grey Wolf: I will be in a bad mood when I work.
Kotaro: No, you can take it better than me. Because your fist is bigger than mine, and your heart is bigger than mine!
6. About buying clothes
Kotaro: Does this dress look good?
Wolf: Not bad.
Kotaro: You're just perfunctory. You want me to buy it and go home quickly.
......
Kotaro: Does that dress look good?
Grey Wolf: Not good-looking.
Kotaro: You won't buy it for me!
Grey wolf: ....
Kotaro: You can take this bag, too.
Grey Wolf: I have four bags. Are you embarrassed to take nothing?
Kotaro: Then I still hold you! Your weight 100 kilograms, what I took was much heavier than what you took.
Grey wolf: ...
7. About eating
Kotaro: I ate half of this plum. It is delicious. I will give you the rest.
Wolf: I don't like plums.
Kotaro: No, you just like it! Don't you like what I eat?
Wolf: This fish is delicious. Let's go
Kotaro: You touched your dirty chopsticks. Who will eat them?
Grey Wolf: Then I'd better eat half. I don't hate you. How can you not like me?
Kotaro: That's right. I don't like you, which means I am cleaner than you. I am cleaner than you. Why don't you like me? !
Grey wolf: ...
8. About drinking water
Kotaro: Honey, I want to drink water!
Grey Wolf: I'll pour it for you. Hey, isn't this cup at your hand? Can't you see it?
Kotaro: Yes, I just want you to send it to me.
Grey wolf: ...
9. About making phone calls
Kotaro: Why didn't you call me? !
Wolf: Rake! I thought you agreed to call me today. As a result, I waited all day, and I called you.
Hong Tailang: I did, but I changed my mind. Zhang Ailing said: Women have the right to change their minds.
Grey Wolf: Then you changed your mind and didn't tell me!
Kotaro: I told you, what I said in my heart, who told you that you and I have no contact?
Grey wolf: ...
10, about washing dishes
Grey Wolf: Can you do the dishes later?
Kotaro: OK.
Grey Wolf: Then why don't you move?
Kotaro: I have a headache.
Grey Wolf: I'm so lazy that you won't have a headache if I don't let you wash the dishes.
Kotaro: Really! The thought of washing dishes gives me a headache.
1 1, about walking
Kotaro: Let's go straight to that street.
Grey Wolf: It's too far to get there. I won't be able to walk back for a while.
Kotaro: It's okay. You carry me back.
Grey wolf: ...
Grey Wolf: Let's share the housework.
Kotaro: OK. First of all, men should do dirty work. Such as cleaning the floor/toilet/table. ......
Grey Wolf: That's right.
Kotaro: Men are in charge outside, while women are in charge inside. It's up to you to deal with outsiders, buy vegetables/pay water bills/get newspapers and milk.
Wolf: Here. . . All right!
Kotaro: You study science and engineering, and I study arts. You have to make something charged, such as a washing machine/refrigerator/rice cooker/iron. ......
Grey Wolf: OK, OK, then what are you doing?
Kotaro: Don't worry. There is a lot of smoke in the kitchen, which will hurt your skin. You must cook.
Grey Wolf: Tell me what you are doing.
Kotaro: I have many things to do, too. I can accompany you, supervise you, praise you and comfort you. ......
Grey wolf: ...
12, about love
Kotaro: Do you love me?
The wolf: "Oh!"
Kotaro: "What do you mean?"
The Wolf: "Love"
Kotaro: Who do you love?
The Wolf: "You"
Kotaro: "No, you did."
Wolf: "Good"
Kotaro: "Say it! Don't want to sleep until you finish today. "
The wolf: "I love you"
Kotaro: "This is your initiative to say' Oh! I didn't push you! "
Grey wolf: ...
13, about friends of the opposite sex
Kotaro: I can have a boyfriend. You can't interfere with me.
Grey Wolf: Well, I'll have a girlfriend, too.
Kotaro: No!
Grey Wolf: Why can you do it and I can't?
Kotaro: I have a boyfriend. If people who can't do it can do it, I won't always find fault with you, which is good for family happiness. When you have a girlfriend, I am narrow-minded Being jealous and yelling at you is not conducive to family stability.
Grey Wolf: Then I'm too narrow-minded.
Kotaro: Men are as narrow-minded as women. How dare you say that!
Grey wolf: ...
14, about extramarital affairs
Kotaro: Extramarital affairs are always on TV now. Do you think you will have an affair?
Grey Wolf:No. 。
Kotaro: Why?
Grey Wolf: I regret having you. I can't have another one! !
Then-serve at the bottom of the pot. .....
15, about sleeping (1)
Grey Wolf: You little man, how can you take up so much!
Kotaro: Of course, turn over and stretch!
Grey wolf: ...
16, about sleeping (2)
Kotaro: Let's cover the quilt for two.
Grey Wolf: No! Then it will be wrapped up by you the next morning. I can't report anything. Let's build your own, be practical.
Kotaro: Hum, even if you build it yourself, it will be covered by me tomorrow morning!
Grey wolf: ...
17, about getting up
Big Wolf: Get up, get up. You said you had to get up early for a meeting today.
Kotaro: Leave me alone. I'll get some sleep.
Grey Wolf: Get up quickly, you will be late.
Kotaro: Don't touch me! I want to sleep! !
......
Kotaro: Ah! We're all late! Why didn't you call me? !
Grey wolf: ...
18, about eating
Kotaro: Honey, let's eat there. What shall we eat?
Grey Wolf: What do you want to eat?
Kotaro: Let me decide everything. What else do I need from you? Whatever, you can eat whatever you say.
The wolf: Then let's go to XXX to eat XXX.
Kotaro: I'm so angry. I'm eating this again. Can you be a little creative? I want to get angry every time.
19, about the truth
Kotaro: Look, how beautiful that girl is.
Wolf: What are you looking at?
Kotaro: What do you mean! Why don't you agree with me!
Wolf: Nice.
Wolf: ... hey ... don't go, why don't you talk to me?
20. About children
Kotaro: Let's have a baby.
Wolf: OK.
Kotaro: Do you like our children?
Grey Wolf: Yes.
Kotaro: That won't do! You have to like me alone!
Grey Wolf: OK, OK, I like you alone.
Kotaro: Then why don't you like my children?
Grey Wolf: Let's not have children.
2 1, on divorce
Kotaro: If we divorce, the house will be mine and the money will be mine.
Grey Wolf: What about my money?
Kotaro: All your money is mine. Huh, how much money you got there?
Kotaro: Besides, you should give me 80% of your monthly income after the divorce. Well, if you get married again, just give me 60%.
Big Wolf: Wife, I will never divorce you!
22. With regard to gender equality
Big Wolf: It is said that men and women are equal. Does our family have to be equal?
Kotaro: Sure. You men have bullied women for thousands of years. When we bully you for thousands of years, it will be true equality. Don't worry, after thousands of years, our family will be equal.
About happiness
Kotaro: Are you happy to marry me?
Grey Wolf: I don't think so. How can I be happy when you are unreasonable, don't work, and always give people trouble?
Kotaro: This is your happiness. I am unreasonable, which can reflect your tolerance; If I don't work, I will train you. Being strong is not good for you because you have no skill. Your life has been enriched by my fooling around with people. You see, your married life is not as monotonous as others'.
Grey Wolf's classic quotation 3 1, Grey Wolf said, "I will definitely come back."
2. Grey Wolf said, "My mind is extremely empty and my energy is very boring! ! ! "
The wolf said, "I hate selling pots!"
Grey Wolf said, "Our weak bodies can't stand any more torture."
The wolf said, "Pleasant Goat, where are you going?" ! "
6. The wolf said, "Wife, I'm back again-"(falling from the sky)
7. The wolf said, "I'm going to be serious ~ ~ I'm going to be serious!"
8. The wolf said, "Wife, listen to me ..."
9. The wolf said, "This king is the best."
10, Grey Wolf said, "Wife, I failed again ..."
1 1, Big Wolf said, "Almost a little, all pleasant goats." When I got home, I complained to my wife and got a pot.
12, the wolf said, "wolves also have dignity."
13, Grey Wolf said, "I don't want to say anything, I just want you to give me another chance."
14, Grey Wolf said, "Wife, calm down! Listen to me ... "
15, the big wolf said, "Wife, I went to catch sheep ~ ~ ~"
16, Grey Wolf said, "Wife, I almost won!"
17, the big wolf said, "Dear little sheep, I'm coming ~ ~ ~"
18, the wolf said, "Don't go too far!"
19, the wolf said, "Wife, you can't eat little sheep if you are impatient."
20. The wolf said, "Wife, boil the water and wait for me."