Nowadays, network anchors are all a process of communicating with netizens. The following are the classic funny quotations of the anchor I collected. Welcome to read!

The anchor's classic funny quotations (1) 1. The mind turns with the environment is an ordinary person, and the environment turns with the heart is a saint.

2. The heart is full of love, and all the beautiful women in the world are lovers.

Standing at the crossroads of life, I am more confused.

When a mouse gets angry, everyone is a sick cat.

Love is like playing basketball, with attack and defense, and sometimes fake action!

6. Money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.

7. I won't tell you if I die. You haven't played the honey trap yet!

You are so good at pretending, how can I have the heart to expose why I don't love you?

9. Tell me about you. If you don't have a diploma, you will be ugly, and if you are not smart, you will be bald!

10. If you are a flower, cows are afraid to pull stones.

1 1. If you can't tolerate me, it means you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.

12. How I wish I could grow old with you inadvertently.

13. It looks beautiful from a distance, but you want to call the police when you look close.

14. Fools wait for death, while smart people wait for money.

15. Nothing that can be solved with money is a problem, but I am poor.

16. Come back, I can't fool you alone!

17. Don't be common sense with people on earth.

18. Come out and mix, my wife will change sooner or later!

19. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.

2 1. Rock scissors cloth, whoever loses will take off his pants.

22. If you can't bear it, bear it again!

23. I swear never to swear again!

24. You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

25. The pull ring of cans loves cans, but the cans are filled with coke.

26. Sleep is an art-no one can stop me from pursuing art!

27. After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!

28. If there is no health insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.

29. It's raining. Don't forget to take an umbrella. If you get wet, gonorrhea will be in trouble!

30. I'm not afraid that my enemies are like tigers, but my teammates are like pigs!

3 1. If you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket to knead instant noodles!

32. If the heart has no place to live, it will wander everywhere!

Classic funny quotations (2) 1, women nowadays are really great. Unconsciously pregnant, there is a child without a father!

2. When we were children, we treated toys as friends, and when we grew up, our friends treated us as toys.

3, life is like toilet paper, nothing to pull as little as possible!

4. What if I have a husband? There is a goalkeeper, and the ball is still there!

5. Who is the husband? All civilized language temporary workers!

If you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind!

7. The poorest people are nothing more than begging, and there will be a day when they die.

Time is the best teacher, but it's a pity-in the end, he killed all the students.

9. Why can't Baidu search?

10, no matter how strong you are, you can't hold back your urine.

1 1, under no circumstances can you play with others, and those who play will be played by others. No matter how considerate you are, you are not the best one.

12, spit is used to count money', not to make sense.

13, don't watch what you shouldn't see, don't say what you shouldn't say, don't listen to what you shouldn't hear, don't think about what you shouldn't think about, please concentrate on soy sauce.

14, if possible, be a little stronger, rather strong than weak!

15, I saw a penny on the roadside. I was just about to bend down and pick it up. It looks like phlegm! -I depend, who spit so round!

16, I didn't force you to grow into Yu Man Schwab. You have no reason to force me to overtake Li Ka-shing.

17, it is said that people have only two choices, either busy dying or busy living. I think I have a third option: I'm busy waiting for death.

18, I did all the bad things I could do when I was young. It's only been a few years.

19, your name will appear in my household registration book one day!

20, think about the salary, forget it, don't want to live.

2 1, don't wait until everyone says you are ugly to find out that you are really ugly.

22. personals: The requirements are as follows: A is alive and B is female.

23. Give me a little sunshine, and I will rot. Interesting quote

24, dry wood meets fire, that is called Ming Sao; Wet wood meets small flames, which is a man show.

25, medicine is not as good as food supplement, and food supplement is not as good as yin and yang.

26, men fool women, called flirting; Women fool men, called seduction; Men and women fool each other, which is called love.

27. Thinking about how to pay taxes reasonably, the boss thinking about how to avoid taxes reasonably, and I thinking about how to sleep reasonably!

Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

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