1, why don't you buy me a cigarette and go to a nightclub?

2, even if you want to cry, you should smile and say: you are a grandfather!

3. Ideals are like underwear. You have to have them, but you can't prove that everyone has them.

4. I waited for a long time to hear from you, and it turned out to be a haha. You took me as a fucking joke.

When I came into this world, I didn't intend to go back alive.

If I want to sweep the floor, I will never wash the dishes. If I want to wash the dishes, I will never sweep the floor. Both? You think I'm an alien!

7. Temper is like farting. Come out if you have it, or it will ruin your health.

8, as long as the kung fu is deep, the hibiscus is fine into a needle; I am willing to get away with it, and Xifeng will get a green card.

9. Extraordinary appearance is important even for wild animals.

10, it takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human, and only one bottle of wine is needed to change from a human to a monkey.

1 1, insomnia, because sleep is too important, thinking that one night less sleep will kill you.

12, does anyone have a crush on me? Don't be shy of those who secretly love me. Say your love.

13, I won't bend over if money falls from the sky, because even pies won't fall from the sky, let alone money.

14, when you speak ill of me, can you stop embellishing it and think it's cooking?

15, don't think you are Wu Dalang, just think that Yao Ming is made by two people.