Garfield, who loves to sleep, love food, love TV and love beautiful women, drags herself fat every day, treating her master, her girlfriend Ou Di, her companions and her sworn enemies with flying brains. From time to time, he will give you an arrogant and lazy silence in blunt and cold language. Look at his life and see if there is any shadow of himself.

I hate Mondays. I hate Mondays. (the beginning of nightmare day)

Poky, cover me. I'm going in. Poky, cover me. I'm going to act. When the boss asked, he said I went to see a client. )

Trying to avoid your responsibilities, huh? Trying to avoid responsibility. (I missed the big order and was beaten by the boss)

I insist on doing it well every day. I get more than one bargained for every day. If you miss the big list again, I'll make you more than you can chew. )

How can I outsmart you this time? How can I tease you this time? What happened to the boss? There are still ways to deal with you. )

This is liver-flavored. It's pig liver. What does your cat son like best? )

Well, that makes it a bit better ! So much the better! My cat son prefers pizza. )

Jump back. Kiss myself. It's done. I admire myself. Everyone should believe in themselves. )

She is a beautiful thing. She's beautiful. Is this MM a new colleague? Is the famous flower taken? )

Well, poor gentleman, you have liked her since high school. Poor guy, you have been fascinated by her since high school. I am infatuated and will not change. )

Can you ask her out, make her refuse you, and then we can move on with my life? Can you ask him out, let her reject you directly, and then we can move on? It's time to act. )

Wish me luck. Ok, go ahead, tiger. Wish me luck. Ok, go up boldly. If I don't try, I will regret it. )

You are the best. You're the guy. You are the boss. You are a man, you are a young man, and you are the boss. She asked me out first. )

So much time, but I need to do so little. It's a long day. How can I kill it? Friday afternoon makes me happy and sad. )