1. There are glory, loneliness, climax and trough. On high, not arrogant. At the bottom, don't feel inferior. In this way, we can be open-minded and finish this life.

2. Zhang Shaogang, the host, said that I can't win prizes anywhere. Indeed, I admit that I can only write a little comedy. I have no choice but to write a little comedy and come here to be a player. I also want to > No one can, honestly be a host.

3. I work overtime until midnight. You say it's a blessing. I don't work either. I get paid at the end of the month. Don't say I go to work like a beggar. This is called begging in the workplace.

4. The wedding words are the least important at the wedding, and no one will say no, just like the user agreement before installing the software, and directly agree without reading it.

all roads lead to Rome, but I don't want to go to Rome.

6. Flowers often don't belong to people who appreciate them, but to cow dung.

7. office workers are very hard, and their salary is monthly, but the workload does not include traffic.

8. This tab was stuck on her finger. I was so blessed at that time that I said, look how predestined we are. It's a miracle of fate. After she listened, she gritted her teeth and pulled the tab down! Fate does not produce miracles, but strength produces miracles.

9. All teenagers will be mature, but if you forget that teenager completely, it's a pity.

1. I hope you are good, but you'd better not be better than me.

11. You are Do not forget your initiative mind, but you forgot to start.

12. If love is a game, I am the NPC (non-player role) in it. Sweet love can resist all the hardships in life, so I especially want to talk about a love during the game now, because I intend to make a risk hedge between love and competition.

13. At that time, the speed of solving bugs in our whole group was not as fast as that of making bugs by myself.

14. Why do you look so ordinary but so confident?

15. In order to grab the sense of existence, I often suddenly stand up and sit down in class. When the teacher asked me what I was doing, I said I would adjust the angle of my long pants.

16. "In addition to physical color blindness, there is also mental color blindness in this world."

17. Dear girl, you joke that others don't laugh, not because you are not funny, but because you are ugly.

18. It's a well-known rule to watch the traffic lights when crossing the road, but some people just don't follow it.

19. The core of advanced comedy is actually a tragedy.

2. Some things don't exist if you don't face them.

21. There are always many choices in life that you regret, and you can't go back when your tears run dry. The popular talk show in Little Red Book has philosophical sentences (Part II)

22. My child upstairs is four years old and practices piano for two hours every day. I don't think I can lose, so I let my daughter listen for two hours every day. His child is a pianist and my daughter is a music critic.

23. I'm going to paint this blackboard black and black, and it's a necessary and sufficient condition to turn on the lights in class.

24. Self-confidence is more important than appearance.

25. Hugging is really a strange thing. When you are so close, you can't see each other's faces clearly.

26. Is love equal? It's impossible. Whoever loves deeply will suffer terribly.

27. Most young people's troubles stem from reading too few books and thinking too much.

28. I met a taxi driver and robbed him: Special Two Youth: You can do anything, can you stop the meter first

29. When a foreigner has no money in Beijing, you will be extremely poor.

3. Philosophy: Love wisdom, in order to absorb nutrients and cultivate people's wisdom when reading.

31. Their rule of crossing the road is not "stop at the red light, go at the green light", but it is enough for three people to cross.

32. I brought joy to the world, and my boss brought money home.

33. The live broadcast is an economic miracle. It's hard to see that both merchants and customers feel that they have made a profit, so who has lost? I didn't watch the live broadcast.

34. The world is very realistic for ordinary people, that is, you must have the function to have the value of existence.

35. I am good at eating without complaining, which is the comfort zone in my life.

37. Most people are pseudo-lonely. They are like a pot of boiling water, shouting loneliness in their mouths, but the waves are rolling inside.

38. Middle-aged people can't run away from haunted houses, just like their attitude towards life.

39. It's my trouble to owe the bank 1 yuan. If I owe the bank 6 million yuan, it will be the bank's trouble.

4. housework is a woman's business, and even the voice of the sweeping robot is all female. As soon as the machine is turned on, it starts cleaning. I feel that if it is set to a male voice, he will only say: OK, I'll sweep it later! And then stuck motionless on the sofa.

41. My father wrote me a 2-word manuscript, and I was particularly moved! I spit on my parents in the program, and he wrote me a manuscript. Is this the power of family? As a result, when I read this manuscript, it was my dad who spoke out about my grandfather! My dad gave me this material, and other talk show actors were jealous: the talk show was even more desperate than the last one! Some philosophical talk show classic short sentences (54 sentences)

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1. The world is very realistic for ordinary people, that is, you must have functions to have the value of existence.

2. I am not scum, but scum is only an advantage, not a selling point

3. There are always many choices in life that you regret, and you can't go back when your tears run dry.

4. You look so ordinary, you need a craft to accompany you in the future.

5. In a marriage proposal, only passers-by are really happy.

6. Being injured is not terrible, but you have gained nothing from it.

7. Snoring is the terminator of all romance. The principle of a girl snoring is the same as that of a rooster crowing, which can make a man awake instantly.

8. If you leave your phone number with one intermediary, it is equivalent to leaving it with all intermediaries. I received one the day before yesterday, and I opened my mouth and asked,' Hey, do you want to buy a house or not? Bang! I hung up, what attitude, and later found out that it was my girlfriend's father who called.

9. You don't have any work in your hand, so show that your hand is full of work. Later, I learned that this is called "non-physical performance" in the performance.

1. Only when you know nothing about marriage can you go forward bravely.

11. I rented a 15-square-meter house. What's the concept of 15-square meters? Without a concept, such a big house can't hold a concept!

12. It's obvious that you're speaking ill words, but you downplay them and don't allow others to argue. In fact, this is a disguised form of moral kidnapping.

13. am I beautiful? Yes, this is the question my husband asks me every day. I wake up every morning and face this problem.

14. The words of the witness at the time of marriage are actually the least important. Poverty, illness, health and wealth, no one cares at all. "OK, YES I DO" is the same as the user agreement before installing the software, agreeing and agreeing completely.

15. our family motto is: do more with less money, do things without money, and it is best to spend other people's money to do your own thing.

16. The old ladies on Naihe Bridge have changed to selling coke. Call me so hard to forget.

17. "Freedom can't be at the expense of completely giving up freedom, so interests must consider the constraints of ethics."

18. I work overtime until midnight. You say it's a blessing. I don't work either. I get paid at the end of the month. Don't say I go to work like a beggar. This is called begging in the workplace. Some philosophical talk show classic short sentences

19. If you don't underestimate yourself, you can find the bright spot in yourself and feel that the world is worth it.

2. Every study is for the pursuit of wisdom.

21. It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with those people who try their best to get rid of it.

22. If love is a game, I am the NPC (non-player role) in it. Sweet love can resist all the hardships in life, so I especially want to talk about a love during the game now, because I intend to make a risk hedge between love and the game.

23. Positive energy is still old and spicy. With the improvement of social status, I like big fonts unconsciously. The greater my ability, the bigger my font is. The better you talk, the worse you do things.

24. It's not my problem that the boss meets an employee like me, it's his disaster.

25. Stability is meaningless to me, what I want is stronger. I'm not blood pressure. Why should I be so stable?

26. My four-year-old upstairs practices piano for two hours every day. I don't think I can lose, so I let my daughter listen for two hours every day. His child is a pianist and my daughter is a music critic.

27. I changed the nickname of QQ to your name and signature, and changed it to your favorite lyrics. I designed the QQ show to look like you, so you noticed me and reported that I was a liar pretending to be you.

28. In big cities, when we go out, we can meet * * * to enjoy bicycles, * * * to enjoy charging treasures and * * * to enjoy umbrellas. I think it's not bad for you to go back to your hometown and enjoy family happiness.

29. The next time you see someone propose, don't shout "marry him", just shout "endure, endure, endure for the sake of children".

3. The most helpless love in this world is that I love you, but the way I love you has nothing to do with you.

31. We young people probably think that if we read the article quickly enough, we can be equal to never reading it. It's like Orfila shooting so many TV series in such a short time. She probably thought that if she shot it fast enough, people wouldn't find her shooting.

32. I am so small to the universe, but I am so important to the company, so I will deduct money if I don't go.

33. I love you. It's my business, not yours.

34. I hope to have a tall and handsome workshop director who drives a cool open forklift and tells the whole workshop, "My forklift can only be used by Xiaohui."

35. When you are young, you don't run amok, but you are bold and presumptuous. Why do you have a topic when you are old?

36. There is no immortal paladin as long as he is willing to open his skills and take the mixture. Some philosophical talk show classic short sentences 3

37. Is love equal? It's impossible. Whoever loves deeply will be in great pain.

38. Friend, have you ever been in Jianghu? Men are Jianghu, and Jianghu is sinister, you know?

39. Actually, there's nothing wrong with being single. Sometimes people with wives and girlfriends envy the freedom of being single, so they heard a rumor that it's fast to show their love in Weibo.

4. despite your careful irrigation, I say you don't love if you don't love.

41. love rat himself is wrong, but there is nothing wrong with love rat's technique of pleasing girls. There is nothing wrong with martial arts itself, but it is the people who practice martial arts who are wrong.

42. Love is a war. I'm not afraid of being hurt, but you are unhappy.

43. Many times, our painful emotions come from the comparison with others. "

44. In my mother's eyes, no matter how hot a male star is, as long as he is not compiled, he is not worthy of being a" flower in the workshop ".

45. Zhang Shaogang, the host, said that I can't win prizes anywhere. Indeed, I admit that I can only write a little comedy. I have no choice but to write a little comedy and come here to be a player. I also want to > No one can, honestly be a host.

46. Why do some female artists look so uneducated? Make up hard every day, how can you have time to learn culture?

47. In order to grab the sense of existence, I often suddenly stand up and sit down in class. When the teacher asked me what I was doing, I said I would adjust the angle of my long pants.

48. You are watching the scenery on the bridge, and I am blocking you in the scenery. It blocks the wind and the scenery.

49. Social software really only makes us more lonely, because it makes you more and more impatient.

5. Actually, the difficulty is not terrible. What is terrible is that there is no one to share it with you.

51. "I am a rational fan, and those are all willing!" "

52. I think many people will ask a question, that is, is there pure friendship between men and women? I think there is, just me and my husband.

53. Life is like this. When you fly high, you may forget that you have to fall.

54. You can't retreat to relativism because you can't pursue absolute goodness. We are still the flawed goodness of realism. Talk show jokes

1. Every emotion you experience is helping you screen men and your inner needs. I like you, which is a confession; I need you. It's a recognition. When you have nothing but determination to meet all challenges, your last card, which is also the strongest card, is faith.

2. There are two kinds of the most difficult feelings in this world: one is that a man who always only knows tears has shed blood for you. The second is that a man who only knows how to bleed actually shed tears for you.

3. After the completion of a major project, there is still a surplus. The Standing Committee of the Provincial Party Committee held a meeting to study whether it should be used to improve the conditions for running schools in primary and secondary schools or to improve the prison environment. Opinions have been divided. Finally, an old member of the Standing Committee decided to do Kun: Do you still have a chance to enter primary and secondary schools in this life? Suddenly there was silence, some wiped their sweat, some bowed their heads and drank tea. Soon after, an agreement was reached: improve the prison environment.

4. I just walked past my colleague and saw a few yellow things in his cup dotted with red medlar. I asked him inexplicably: What is it? A: Coffee. I was struck by thunder: Do you put wolfberry in your coffee? He replied very seriously: the combination of Chinese and western medicine is effective.

5. A Dai comes to the restaurant: Give me a meatloaf, some bread and a kind word. When the waiter brought meatloaf and bread, A Dai asked, What kind words do I want? The waiter whispered, Don't eat this meatloaf!

6. I'm not your little raccoon, so it's fun to play without you. Life is too short to be sexy. Either endure or be cruel. Part I: Maybe it seems to be; Bottom line: However, it may not be impossible. Some things don't need to be wrangled, and superficial obedience secretly resists. Dare to admit your mistakes and never change. A man is a dog, whoever has the ability can take it away. The oath is just a momentary slip of the tongue.

7. Eat too much.