Qian Zhongshu, formerly known as Yang Xian, is a philosopher and good, silent and famous for his chrysanthemum. He used to use the pen name Zhongshujun, a famous modern writer and literary researcher in China. He is a member of the English translation team of Selected Works of Mao Zedong. In his later years, he worked in China Academy of Social Sciences as vice president. Xia Zhiqing, a book critic, thinks the novel Fortress Besieged is "the most interesting and elaborate novel in modern China literature, and probably the greatest novel". Qian Zhongshu's achievements in literature, national heritage, comparative literature, cultural criticism and other fields have even been nicknamed "Xue Qian" by admirers.

Classic quotations from Qian Zhongshu

1, uneducated people are taken in by others because they can't read; Educated people will be fooled by printed matter because they can read.

2. Cattle are used to offering sacrifices, which can embody the spirit of' If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell'; Moreover, the world likes to brag, and the cow must never brag about itself, at least the physiological structure does not allow it to do so.

3. A diploma seems to have the function of the leaf in Adam and Eve's lower body, which can cover up shame and ugliness; A small piece of paper can cover up a person's emptiness, ignorance and stupidity.

Life is said to be a big book. If life is really like this, then more than half of our authors can only be regarded as book reviewers, and they have the ability of book reviewers. Without looking at a few pages, they have already made a lot of comments and handed in a book review.

There is a kind of person who only borrows money and doesn't pay it back, so there is a kind of person who only teaches others Taoism, not what morality he has.

6. Some people are arrogant. When you praised him, he accepted it without shirking, as if you were paying his debts. He only hates you for not paying interest. Another kind of modesty is praised by others. He always said that he was ashamed and unworthy, as if the boss had accepted a bribe and the amount was too small, so he returned to the original wall and asked his subordinates to double it.

7. When making an essay, quote the words of the ancients, not the numbers, which means the words will come out. If you quote today, you must say' my friend'-so that you can attract friends forever.

8. Passing on for others is also a kind of self-expression; Don't be afraid to add your own point of view, and don't be afraid to use others as your topic. On the other hand, autobiographers often describe images that their wives and sons can't recognize, or ramble about recording friends and telling anecdotes about others. Therefore, if you want to understand a person's self, you have to watch him preach for others. An autobiography is a biography.

9. I didn't expect that your knowledge was so mediocre that you could be an editor.

10, people are afraid of being famous! When you are famous, you have no secrets. All private affairs are told to reporters and published by reporters. In this way, the information in your autobiography or confession is forcibly taken away. If I make a self-report in the future, I will have to invent some novel facts.

1 1, you won't know me, although you have been fooled by me. When you were tempted by me, you only knew that I was a lovely woman, a trustworthy friend and even an ideal to pursue, but you didn't see me. Only those who refuse my temptation, like Jesus Christ, know who I am.

12, people outside the city want to rush in and people in the city want to escape.

13, after the hurricane, the ocean was calm, and turbulent forces lurked under it at any time.

14, we don't know whether pigs can be as happy as people; But people are as easy to satisfy as pigs, which we often see.

15, there are many scenes between heaven and earth that can only be seen with your eyes closed, such as dreams.

16, some people will lose sleep if they think a little before going to bed; Also, when you think when you are awake, you will fall asleep.

17, eating is sometimes like getting married. Nominally, the most important thing is often accessories. Eating a good meal is actually just eating vegetables, just like begging a rich woman, the purpose is not for women.

18, we will not only imagine that the grapes that can't be picked are sour, but also imagine that they are particularly sweet.

19. Generally speaking, learning is something cultivated by two or three people in the old house in the wilderness, and the obvious learning in the market will become popular learning.

20. Beating a dog depends on the owner's face, so beating a cat depends on the housewife's face.

2 1, with the door, we can go out; With windows, we don't have to go out.

22. We hope it will come, we hope it will stay and we hope it will come again-these three sentences sum up the whole history of human efforts.

23. Laughter can really be said to be lightning on human face. Suddenly my eyes lit up and my teeth sparkled between my lips and kisses.

24, the characteristics of hypocrisy can be said to be shameless, more face-saving.

25. Prejudice can be said to be a festival of thoughts. It is not the daily life of people without thoughts, but the Sunday entertainment of people with thoughts.

26. If you eat an egg and find it delicious, why do you have to know the hen that laid it?

27. Describe a woman's "strength of character": Some people call her a "deli" because only a deli will publicly display colorful meat; Others call her "truth" because it is said that truth is naked. Miss Bao is not naked, so they changed it to "partial truth".

28. The beauty conditions praised by Arab poets in Arabian Nights: (Classic Quotations) Thin figure, heavy back, and standing with waist soreness.

29. Thought is a silent language.

30. History should be like Luo Gao said, grinding bayonets like pens, dipping blood like ink, and writing them on the enemy's skin like paper.

3 1, the husband is a woman's occupation, no husband is equal to unemployment.

32. Many women will smile so sweetly, but their smiles are just facial muscle exercises, as if a coach is calling a password: "One!" Suddenly grinning, "two!" Suddenly I disappeared with a smile, leaving only an empty face.

33. My family name is Qian all my life. Do I still believe in money?

34. Some so-called seminars actually invite some irresponsible people to eat dirty rice, spend some shady money, say something irrelevant and have a meeting!

35. A diploma is like a leaf in Adam and Eve's lower body, which can cover up the shame. Without a diploma, I seem to be naked mentally and have no package.

36. We can not only imagine that the grapes that can't be picked are sour, but also imagine that they are very sweet.

37. A person who is not crazy at the age of 20 is worthless; It's no use being crazy at 30.

There are only two kinds of people in the world. For example, when you get a bunch of grapes, one person chooses the good ones to eat, and the other person saves the best ones for last. The first person should be optimistic as usual, because every grape he eats is the best grape left over; The second person should be pessimistic, because every grape he eats is the worst grape left. But the opposite is true, because the second kind of people still have hope, and the first kind of people only have memories.

39. The phrase "be happy forever" is not only too slim to be realized, but also too absurd to be established. Fast will never last; When we say that we are always happy, it is like saying that the circular motion of a square is as contradictory as the static motion.

40. Eating is sometimes like getting married. Nominally, the most important thing is often accessories. Eating a good meal is actually just eating vegetables, just like begging a rich woman, the purpose is not for women.

4 1, giving food to people who have their own food is an invitation to eat; It is shameful to eat other people's food when there is food. The subtlety of communication is nothing more than this. On the other hand, to send meals to people who have no food is to send meals; If you eat other people's food because you have no food, you will lose face while enjoying it.

42. Throughout history, ancient times were equivalent to human childhood. It used to be naive, but after thousands of years of growth, it has gradually reached the modern age. The older the times are, the earlier the history is; The later the age, the deeper his experience and the older he is. So we are grandpa's elders, and the ancient three generations are not as old as the modern ones. In this way, our loyalty to the past has a new meaning. In ancient times, we didn't necessarily worship our ancestors, but maybe we just liked children, not to respect the elderly, but to sell ourselves.

43, "to the country", "to the people" and so on, are just illusory words, justified, but in fact, like a magician playing with a flying knife, let go.

44. The malice of an honest man, like the gravel in rice or the thorn in fish fillet, will give people an unexpected pain.

45. It sounds ridiculous that Chinese learners go abroad for further study. In fact, only those who study China literature should study abroad.

46. In front of the beloved man, every woman has the stunt of rejuvenation.

47. Most things in the world can be disposed of casually, but some small things are not available at all. For example, corrupt officials take tens of millions of bribes, but never steal other people's wallets.

48. It is a common psychological phenomenon to talk big and convince others to believe in themselves.

There is no love in the world. This is purely a reproductive impulse.

50. You are not bad, but you are useless.

5 1 For example, two ships pass by in the dark. One of them caught a glimpse of his dream face in the light of the opposite cabin. Before calling, they were far apart. The approach of this moment is far from being seen.

52. Brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes. Broken clothes can still be mended, and now Fang Hung-chien has an extra mink coat.

53. This modern girl who hates small cities all her life is fashionable and out of date, and the countryside is urbanized, just like the first tailor-made suit in China. She patched the foreigners' old clothes and put them on the sleeves and trousers as usual.

54. The girl who recorded the video blushed and stopped writing, as if after listening to Hung-chien's last sentence, the virgin lost her virginity in public.

55, where there are chickens and ducks: more manure; Where there are young women: talk a lot.

It is cruel to look at an ugly woman carefully, unless she is a bad person, you should punish her.

57. The black-rimmed glasses on Mr. Li's face are gone, and his big white eyes are like boiled eggs with shells peeled off.

Milk is a meal for children and should be eaten in the dining hall, which proves that this hotel is scientifically managed.

59. I woke up in the morning but didn't eat all the fleas and lice. That's enough to clean up the wreckage and meat.

60. On the table at the door, there is a pile of rice bowls and a few pieces of half-baked fat in a big plate. It used to be braised in brown sauce, but now it's like the bad luck of a red man, cold and dark. Next to it is a plate of steamed bread, which looks like an innocent girl from a distance. It is full of black spots. When she approached, these black spots rose and disappeared into the surrounding darkness. It turned out to be a fly.

6 1, baked sweet potato, this thing is like an adulterer and an adulterer in the China proverb, "It is better to steal than not to steal", and the fragrance is not as good as the taste.

62. If the engagement ring is a symbol of falling into a trap, then the button is also a symbol of being stuck.

63. Many people talk about marriage in the tone of same-sex love, not because of the girl herself, but because they envy her father or brother.

64. Long-term acquaintance will not turn into love with time, just like the daily climate in winter. You can't add today's temperature to yesterday, so tomorrow will become a warm spring day.

65. Why does love reduce the resistance of a person's mind and make people weak and at the mercy of others?

66. Science is very different from scientists. Scientists are like wine. The older you get, the more valuable you are. Science is like a woman. When they are old, they will be worthless.

67. When two people are together, people will spread rumors, just like two branches are close together, and spiders will hang nets.

68. The meaning of a sentence lies in the listener's mind. It's often like a strange cat entering a room, and there is no sound at all. You didn't realize it existed until it was called Miao.

69. Sleep has a strange temper. You don't want it, it will come. Invite it, coax it, seduce it by all means, and it will disappear without a trace.

70. China is the most science-oriented country in the world. No other country is willing to do it for scientists. With the progress of foreign science, scientists in China have been promoted.

7 1. It is said that "girlfriend" is the scientific name of "lover". It sounds solemn, just like the biological name of rose is "woody compound leaf plant of Rosaceae", or the legal term for divorcing his wife is "divorce agreement".

72. In western families, the dispute between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is an ancient style, which has been preserved to this day. In our China family, the hostility between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is no less than their long history. Only when the daughter-in-law is pregnant can the mother-in-law rely on her to be promoted to grandma, so she began to accommodate her. When the daughter-in-law raised a real boy, the mother-in-law gave in even more.

73. God will regret that he didn't give people a wagging tail, thus reducing the effect of many expressions.

74. The most primitive sleep in life is also a sample of death.

75. Most things in the world can be disposed of casually, but little things can't be borrowed at all. For example, corrupt officials take tens of millions of bribes, but they will never steal other people's money.

76. Rumors spread faster than flu, have more energy than meteors, are more vicious than hooligans, and are more tiring than abortion.