1. Famous quotes and jokes about mathematics
Mathematics is an infinite science. ——Hermann Weyl Some beautiful theorems in mathematics have the following characteristics: They are very easy to follow. It can be summarized from the facts, but the proof is extremely hidden. Mathematics is the king of science. ——Gauss In the field of mathematics, the art of asking questions is more important than the art of solving problems. ——Kampur There is only one science Branches can raise a large number of questions and are full of vitality, while the lack of questions indicates the termination or decline of independent development. - Hilbert In the world of mathematics, what is important is not what we know, but how we know what . ——Pythagoras A science can only reach its true perfection when it successfully uses mathematics. ——Marx The scientific level of a country can be measured by the mathematics it consumes. ——Laocco Augustin Louis Cauchy 1789-1857 It would be a serious mistake to think that necessity exists only in geometric proofs or in the evidence of sense.
Give me five coefficients and I will draw an elephant; give me a sixth coefficient and the elephant will wag its tail. One must be convinced that science is making great progress if he is adding many new terms to it and leaving the reader to study the wonderful and indescribable things that lie before them.
Chen Shengshen Mathematics is a deductive science. It obtains conclusions from a set of postulates through logical reasoning. Science requires experiments.
But experiments cannot be absolutely accurate. If there is a mathematical theory, it all depends on inference, which is completely correct.
This is why science cannot be separated from mathematics. Many basic concepts of science often require mathematical concepts to represent them.
So it is natural that mathematicians can earn a living but cannot win Nobel Prizes. There are no Nobel Prizes in mathematics, which is probably a good thing.
The Nobel Prize is too eye-catching and will distract mathematicians from focusing on their own research. We appreciate math, we need math.
The purpose of a mathematician is to understand mathematics. Historically, mathematics has progressed in two ways: increasing understanding of known materials, and extending the scope.
Rene Descartes 1596-1650 I think, therefore I am. I was determined to give up geometry as a mere abstraction.
This means that we no longer consider problems that are just for thinking. I did this in order to study a different kind of geometry, one whose purpose was to explain natural phenomena.
Mathematics is the most powerful knowledge tool left over from human intellectual activities and is the root of some phenomena. Mathematics is immutable and exists objectively. God will build the universe based on mathematical laws.
Although Leonhard Euler (1707-1783) does not allow us to see through the secrets of the nature of nature and thus understand the real causes of phenomena, it may still happen that certain fictional assumptions are enough to explain many phenomena. . Because the structure of the universe is the creation of the most perfect and wise God, if there were not some great or minimal law in the universe, nothing would happen at all Zu Chongzhi (429-500) Chi The numbers in the order are not miraculous, they are tangible and can be detected, and there are numbers that can be deduced.
Liu Hui: Things are related to each other, and each has its own purpose. Therefore, although the branches are divided, they have the same origin and origin, and they only originate from one end. The principles are analyzed in words and dissected with diagrams. The common people can also summarize and understand, and they are clear but not obscuring. Those who have seen it have thought more than half of it.
Pierre Simon Laplace (1749-1827) This is the benefit of a well-structured language. Its simplified notation is often the source of profound theories. In the science of mathematics, our primary tools for discovering truth are induction and analogy.
Read Euler, read Euler, he is the teacher of all of us. Only when mathematics flourishes in a country can its national strength be strong.
Knowing the research methods of a giant is no less useful to the advancement of science than the discovery itself. The methods of scientific research are often a part of great interest.
Gottfried Wilhelm von Leibniz (1646-1716) Imaginary numbers are wonderful human sustenance. They seem to be an amphibian between existence and non-existence. What doesn't work doesn't exist.
After considering those few things, the whole thing comes down to pure geometry, which is an object of physics and mechanics James Joseph Sylvester (1814-1897) Geometry Look Sometimes we have to be ahead of analysis, but in fact, geometry precedes analysis, just like a servant walking in front of his master, opening the way for his master. Perhaps I may not unduly claim the title of Mathematical Adam, for I believe that I have named more mathematically rational creatures (which have become popular) than all other mathematicians of my generation put together.
Karl Weierstrass (Karl Weierstrass 1815-1897) A mathematician without some talent as a poet will never become a complete mathematician. 2. Famous quotes and jokes about mathematics
Mathematics is an infinite science. ——Hermann Weyl Some beautiful theorems in mathematics have the following characteristics: they are easily summarized from facts, but the proof But it is extremely hidden. Mathematics is the king of science. ——Gauss In the field of mathematics, the art of asking questions is more important than the art of answering questions. ——Kampur As long as a branch of science can ask a large number of questions, It is full of vitality, and the lack of problems indicates the termination or decline of independent development. ——Hilbert In the world of mathematics, what is important is not what we know, but how we know what. ——Pythagoras A science can only achieve true perfection when it successfully uses mathematics. ——Marx The scientific level of a country can be measured by the mathematics it consumes. ——Augustin Louis Cauchy (1789- 1857) It would be a serious mistake to think that necessity exists only in geometric proofs or in the evidence of sense.
Give me five coefficients and I will draw an elephant; give me a sixth coefficient and the elephant will wag its tail. One must be convinced that science is making great progress if he is adding many new terms to it and leaving the reader to study the wonderful and indescribable things that lie before them.
Chen Shengshen Mathematics is a deductive science. It obtains conclusions from a set of postulates through logical reasoning. Science requires experiments.
But experiments cannot be absolutely accurate. If there is a mathematical theory, it all depends on inference, which is completely correct.
This is why science cannot be separated from mathematics. Many basic concepts of science often require mathematical concepts to represent them.
So it is natural that mathematicians can earn a living but cannot win Nobel Prizes. There are no Nobel Prizes in mathematics, which is probably a good thing.
The Nobel Prize is too eye-catching and will distract mathematicians from focusing on their own research. We appreciate math, we need math.
The purpose of a mathematician is to understand mathematics. Historically, mathematics has progressed in two ways: increasing understanding of known materials, and extending the scope.
Rene Descartes 1596-1650 I think, therefore I am. I was determined to give up geometry as a mere abstraction.
This means that we no longer consider problems that are just for thinking. I did this in order to study a different kind of geometry, one whose purpose was to explain natural phenomena.
Mathematics is the most powerful knowledge tool left over from human intellectual activities and is the root of some phenomena. Mathematics is immutable and exists objectively. God will build the universe based on mathematical laws.
Although Leonhard Euler (1707-1783) does not allow us to see through the secrets of the nature of nature and thus understand the real causes of phenomena, it may still happen that certain fictional assumptions are enough to explain many phenomena. . Because the structure of the universe is the creation of the most perfect and wise God, if there were not some great or minimal law in the universe, nothing would happen at all Zu Chongzhi (429-500) Chi The numbers in the order are not miraculous, they are tangible and can be detected, and there are numbers that can be deduced.
Liu Hui: Things are related to each other, and each has its own purpose. Therefore, although the branches are divided, they have the same origin and origin, and they only originate from one end. The principles are analyzed in words and dissected with diagrams. The common people can also summarize and understand, and they are clear but not obscuring. Those who have seen it have thought more than half of it.
Pierre Simon Laplace (1749-1827) This is the benefit of a well-structured language. Its simplified notation is often the source of profound theories. In the science of mathematics, our primary tools for discovering truth are induction and analogy.
Read Euler, read Euler, he is the teacher of all of us. Only when mathematics flourishes in a country can its national strength be strong.
Knowing the research methods of a giant is no less useful to the advancement of science than the discovery itself. The methods of scientific research are often a part of great interest.
Gottfried Wilhelm von Leibniz (1646-1716) Imaginary numbers are wonderful human sustenance. They seem to be an amphibian between existence and non-existence. What doesn't work doesn't exist.
After considering those few things, the whole thing comes down to pure geometry, which is an object of physics and mechanics James Joseph Sylvester (1814-1897) Geometry View Sometimes we have to be ahead of analysis, but in fact, geometry precedes analysis, just like a servant walking in front of his master, opening the way for his master.
Perhaps I may not unduly claim the title of Mathematical Adam, for I believe that I have named more mathematically rational creatures (which have become popular) than all other mathematicians of my generation put together.
Karl Weierstrass (Karl Weierstrass 1815-1897) A mathematician without some talent as a poet will never become a complete mathematician. 3. Little jokes about mathematics
1. Irrational arithmetic. The arithmetic teacher said: "There are 10 pears here, and 6 have been eaten. How many are left?" A gluttonous student replied: "I Let's eat the rest together."
2. Rounding up Zai Zai came back from school happily and asked his mother: "Where is dad?" Mom asked strangely when she saw Zai Zai's excitement. : "Dad is at home, what are you doing with dad?" "I want 5 cents from dad." "Why?" Mom asked.
"Before I took the math test, my father said to me, 'If I get 100 points, give me 1 yuan, and if I get 80 points, I'll get 8 cents.' Today, I got 45 points in the math test.
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"Zai Zai replied. Mom was surprised and asked: "What! You only got 45 points on the math test?" Zaizai said proudly: "Yes, math has to be rounded up, so dad has to pay 50 cents."
3 , a fashionably dressed girl walked into the post office remittance office, filled out the remittance form and handed it to the salesperson. The salesperson took a look at it, returned the order and said: "The numbers must be in capital letters."
The girl tilted her head and said: "Upper letters? The grid is so small, how can I write it in big letters?" 4. Min Min is not wrong. : "7+3=10, how do you write 7+3=1?" Baby: "It's just that the 0 at the end is not written!" Minmin: "That's wrong!" Baby said: "0 means nothing. "What does it mean?" 5. In Wu Zetian's history class, the teacher asked: "Who knows who Wu Zetian is?" Student: "Wu Zetian is a mathematician. He is the great mathematician who invented rounding." < /p>
6. Waiting for the bus "Dad, the No. 4 bus is here!" "Fool, that's not the No. 4 bus, it's the No. 31 bus!" "The teacher said, 3+1=4!" the little boy said confidently. 7. Here’s the difference. Teacher Fang asked Axi in math class: “What’s the difference between half and eight-sixteenths?” Axi didn’t answer.
Teacher Fang said: "Think about it, if you were asked to choose half an orange or eight sixteenths of an orange, which one would you want?" Axi: "I will definitely want half." "Why?" "A lot of orange juice has been lost when the orange is divided into sixteenths. Teacher, don't you think so?" 8. During the calculation test, a student took out the dice and rolled out the answers to ten multiple-choice questions.
Towards the end, he suddenly took it out and shook it again. The invigilator finally couldn't bear it anymore: "What are you doing?" The student replied: "I'm checking the math."
9. Rounding Zaizai came back from school happily and asked his mother: "Where is daddy?" Mom saw Zaizai. Looking excited, he asked strangely: "Dad is at home, what are you doing with dad?" "I want 5 cents from dad." "Why?" Mom asked.
"Before I took the math test, my father said to me, 'If I get 100 points, give me 1 yuan, and if I get 80 points, I'll get 8 cents.' Today, I got 45 points in the math test.
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"Zai Zai replied. Mom asked in surprise: "What! You only scored 45 points in the math test?" Zai Zai said proudly: "Yes, math requires rounding, so dad must pay 5 cents."
10. Multiplication distribution Teacher Lu found that a student's name in the homework book was: Mu (1+2+3). The teacher asked: "Whose homework book is this?" A student stood up and said: "It's mine!" Teacher: "What's your name?" Student: "Mu Linsen!" Teacher: "Then why did you write your name like this?" "Student: "I use the distributive law of multiplication!" Choose me~. 4. Little jokes about mathematics
1. Irrational arithmetic
The arithmetic teacher said: "There are 10 pears here, and 6 have been eaten. How many are left?" A glutton The student replied: "I think we should eat the rest together."
2. Rounding
Zaizai came back from school happily and asked his mother: "Where is dad? ?" Mom saw Zai Zai's excitement and asked strangely: "Dad is at home, what are you doing to Dad?" "I want 5 cents from Dad." "Why?" Mom asked. "Before taking the math test, my father said to me, 'If I get 100 points, give me 1 yuan, and if I get 80 points, I'll get 80 cents.' Today, I got 45 points in the math test," Zaizai replied. Mom asked in surprise: "What! You only got 45 points in the math test?" Zaizai said proudly: "Yes, math requires rounding, so dad must pay 50 cents."
3 , capital letters
A fashionably dressed girl walked into the post office remittance office, filled out the remittance form and handed it to the salesperson. The salesperson took a look at it, returned the order and said, "The numbers must be capitalized.
The girl tilted her head and said, "Uppercase?" The grid is so small, how can I write it in a big way? "
4. Not wrong
Minmin: "7+3=10, how do you write 7+3=1? "Baby: "It's just that the 0 at the end is not written! Minmin: "That's wrong!" The baby said: "0 doesn't mean nothing." "
5. Wu Zetian
In the history class, the teacher asked: "Who knows who Wu Zetian is? Student: "Wu Zetian is a mathematician. If you cross five, you will add something. She is the great mathematician who invented rounding." "
6. Waiting for the bus
"Dad, the No. 4 bus is here! "Idiot, that's not Route 4, it's Route 31!" "The teacher said, 3+1=4!" "The little boy said confidently.
7. Here's the difference
Teacher Fang asked Axi in math class: "What is the difference between half and eight-sixteenths?" "Axi didn't answer. Teacher Fang said: "Think about it, if you were asked to choose half an orange or eight sixteenths of an orange, which one would you want? "Axi: "I definitely want half. ""Why? "A lot of orange juice has been lost when the orange is divided into sixteenths. Teacher, don't you think so?" "
8. Calculation checking
During the exam, a student took out the dice and rolled out the answers to ten multiple-choice questions.
At the end of the exam, he suddenly took it out again and rolled it out. .
The invigilator finally couldn’t bear it anymore: “What are you doing? "
The student replied: "I am checking the calculation. "
9. Rounding
Zaizai came back from school happily and asked his mother: "Where is dad? "My mother saw Zaizai's excited look and asked strangely: "Dad is at home, what are you doing with him? "I asked Dad for 5 cents." ""Why? "My mother asked.
"Before taking the math test, my father said to me, 'If I get 100 points, give me 1 yuan, and if I get 80 points, I will get 80 cents. ’ Today, I scored 45 points on the math test. "Zai Zai replied.
Mom asked in surprise: "What! Only scored 45 points on the math test? Zaizai said proudly: "Yes, it has to be rounded off in mathematics, so dad must pay 5 cents." "
10. The teacher of the distributive law of multiplication found that a student's name on the homework book was: Mu (1+2+3).
The teacher asked: "Whose homework is this? Book? "A student stood up: "It's mine! "Teacher:" What's your name? "Student:" Mulinsen! "Teacher:" Then why did you write your name like this? "Student: "I use the distributive law of multiplication! "
Choose me to kiss you ~ 5. Collection of funny poems
1. A man has forty-one flowers, but after I bloom, hundreds of flowers will kill me!
2. Midnight update The ghost knocks on the door, and the passers-by want to die.
3. How much do you know about the past?
5. Since ancient times, it is better to hang yourself on the southeast branch.
6. I left as quietly as I came.
7. Harem. Three thousand beauties are not as good as Wang Lun's gift to me.
8. A branch of red apricot came out of the wall, but Wang Er next door didn't pick it.
9. The village girl who has always hated me has nowhere to go. Unknowingly, I came here.
10. The sun rises by the cave and it rains by the stream. The Taoist priest is ruthless and affectionate.
11. Picking chrysanthemums under the east fence and hanging them from the southeast branches.
12. When Guan Gong and Qin Qiong met, they must have known each other 13. A branch of red apricot came out of the wall, and ten couples bowed to him
14. The crowd looked for him thousands of times, and suddenly looked back. , but the man was at the canteen at the door.
15. People looked for him thousands of times, but suddenly looking back, he was sleeping in the street office.
16. The hero's sword is not old, but the old lady is charming. Still exist. 17. A moment of spring is worth a thousand dollars, so happy that my brother hurts his kidneys
18. How much sorrow can you have?
19. Rizhao. Purple smoke rises from the incense burner, looking at the Beijing roast duck restaurant in the distance.
20. The sound of spring is not heard, and mosquito bites are everywhere.
21. Since ancient times, no one has died, and a moment of spring night is worth a thousand pieces of gold. If you don't show up until midnight, the hero will burst into tears.
22. The little lotus has its sharp corners, and a branch of red apricot comes out of the wall.
23. Being poor means being alone. , If you are rich, you will have wives and concubines. 24. After ten years of life and death, you will go to nightclubs to find the cowherd.
25. Washing up in front of the bed will make you healthier.
26. There will be times when the wind and waves break, so I just hang up my sleeve and go into the deep valley.
27. I asked you how sad you can be. When you are tired, you drink Red Bull.
28. The young and old boy leaves home. Hui, An Neng can tell whether I am male or female.
29. Good rain knows the season, but my shoes will get wet when I walk.
30. I asked God to cheer up, and God shook off one of his hands. .
31. The wind is blowing and the clouds are flying. I will love you forever.
32. If you are caught by surprise, you will be killed.
33. Stallone went to Lu Tixia, Huayin County at night and punched Edison Chen.
34. Meng Jiangnu cried and poured down the Great Wall, while White Snake flooded Jinshan PowerWord.
35. During the wedding night, I never forgot to tell you.
36. There is always love in thousands of mountains and rivers, can you give me more?
37. The sun sets and the heartbroken man is brushing his teeth.
38. There are three thousand beauties in the harem, and an iron rod will be ground into a needle.
39. When we wake up, we have sex together, and our children suddenly come together.
40. A branch of red apricot came out of the wall and flew into the homes of ordinary people.
The above is for viewing. 6. Stories about couplets and jokes about mathematics
Negative angles turn into positive angles, positive angles turn into small angles, small angles turn into special angles, and special angles turn into function quantities.
Numerical values Know the terminal side, know the terminal side of the quadrant, know the symbol of the quadrant, and judge the terminal side of the angle by the symbol.
Horizontal batch: the rules of trigonometric functions
The lack of numbers and shapes is less intuitive
There are only a few shapes that are difficult to understand.
Sixties bloom again, plus thirty-seven years.
Ancient and rare double celebrations, one more spring and autumn inside.
Straight lines, rays, hyperbola lines, lines and emotions Deeply meaningful
Attributive adverbial double-object language is thoughtful and thoughtful
Numbers travel the world
Letters travel the world.
Time has its limits, choose the right one Coordinates of life
To pursue no optimal value, you need to solve the equation of life.
Two, three, four, five
Six, seven, eighty-nine
Horizontal batch , lack of food and clothing
Exponential logarithmic function, counting is hard work
Parallel intersecting straight lines, the lines lead to the peak.
Love is like a geometric curve
Happiness is like a cycle of decimals.
One, two, three, four, five are difficult to argue.
ABCDE is sad.
Rational numbers, irrational numbers, rational or irrational. Real numbers
Square equations, vertical equations, squares and cubes are always equations.
No matter how complicated the world is, addition, subtraction, multiplication and division are all exhausted;
Although the universe is vast, The dots, lines and polygons are wrapped.
Accounting sum test error coincidence number;
The doctor prescribes a prescription after knowing the root cause of the disease.
A piece of chalk and a breeze on both sleeves, The three-foot podium is sunny and rainy all year round, and with the internal organs, the tongues, the tongues, the thoughts, the teachings must have a way to nourish the world with every drop of sweat;
Ten volumes of poems, nine chapters, Pythagorean and eight ropes Literary thinking, seven latitudes of geography, together with six arts, five classics, four books, three words and two elegances, one mind, tireless teaching and hard work to cultivate talents in China.
The big circle and the small circle are concentric circles, and their hearts are in harmony with each other;
Yin and yang electricity are opposite, and their natures attract each other.
Horizontal comment: axioms and laws
On a lonely mountain, a statue of a god works alone;
On both sides of the Jiajiang River, two fishermen fish with double hooks.
Solve the brackets, add the factors, and get the result;
Draw a perpendicular line through the midpoint to the center of the circle.
Move terms, divide, and factor to find the zero point;
Draw the axis, sort, and thread the needle to get the result.
There is no triangle in freedom of love;
There is no limit to happiness in life.
Small circles, big circles, the world is round, and circles have hearts;
Straight lines, curves, spirals, and lines are unique.
Points, lines and planes depict cylinders, cones and billiards to measure the relationship between mandarin ducks and geometry.
Numbers and forms can be calculated through addition, subtraction, multiplication and division to measure algebra.
Only knowledge that has been understood can be firmly grasped,
Only problems that have been experienced can be deeply impressed.
The green duck floated on the water, and counted four pairs;
The red snake came out of the hole, and measured nine inches and ten.
A porridge and a meal, it is hard to think about where you came from;
Half a thread, half a strand, constant thoughts are difficult in material resources.
Small circles and big circles have winding paths. Quiet Realm
Riding alone to cope with the changes
Mathematics and Poetry
1. After going two or three miles, there were four or five houses in Yancun. There are six or seven pavilions with eighty or ninety flowers. (Shao Yong)
2. One sail, one oar, one fishing boat, one fisherman, one hook. One bow and one laugh, one river is bright and the other is autumn. (Ji Xiaolan)
3. One man, one hat, one beard, one foot long pole and one inch hook; one mountain, one river, one bright moon, one person fishing alone in the sea.
As for jokes, zhaoshiqi has answered it before, very good 7. Sketch about mathematics
The wonderful use of numbers
(0-9 from both sides )
Qi: Classmates, do you know who we are? (Numbers)
1: Yes, we are numbers. Numbers are widely used in people's lives, and numbers have created many picturesque chapters.
(on the decimal point)
Point: There is also me! Although I am not a number, I am also a member of the number!
Qi: Yes, come here quickly!
Point: Where do I stand?
Qi (fighting): Stay here with me, stay here with me.
Point: (Putting chest out) Look, how popular I am, and where I stand, the number may change.
2: Yes, there is a close connection between our numbers. We influence each other and depend on each other.
3: That’s right. Come (call 1, 4 and dot), let’s stand together, everyone, look, how much is this?
Qi: Isn’t this 3.14?
3: Yes, in mathematics, it is an approximation of pi. As early as more than 2,000 years ago, China had the idea of ????"three times one", which is what people call pi today. However, Western countries did not have such a concept until the 17th century, more than a thousand years too late!
(Everyone nods and extends thumbs)
6: In fact, everyone deals with numbers every day. A person can live without knowing numbers, but it will be difficult if he does not know numbers. Lived. Come on (call 0.618) and let’s put together a number for everyone to see. (Composed of 0.618)
(Everyone has a look)
9: I understand, the 0.618 you composed is the golden section in mathematics.
7: I also know that the golden section is a matter of proportion. If it meets this proportion in life, people will look pleasing to the eye and feel comfortable. For example: a person's belly button is the golden section of a person's length. If you divide the length from the head to the belly button by the person's height, it will be close to 0.618. Generally speaking, it is a better-looking golden figure. The knee is the golden section of the human body below the navel. There are many examples of this.
5: Our numbers themselves also have profound beautiful content. Numbers are connected with some beautiful things, which will give people the enjoyment of beauty.
1: Yes, the words that describe us 1 are "single-minded" and "smooth sailing", how beautiful.
2: "Second Plum Blossom", "Double Happiness"
3: "Three Yang Kai Tai", "Think twice before acting"
4: "Prosperity in all seasons", "Extended in all directions"
5: "Upright facial features", "Prosperity for five generations"
6: "Six-six smoothness", "Six roots of tranquility"
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7: "Seven steps of talent", "Seven tongues"
8: "Eight-sided exquisite", "Eight-sided majestic"
9: "Nine clouds beyond", "Nine-Nine Returns to One"
0: (scratching head) Why can't I remember anything about me! I just thought that many rules are "except for 0".
1: Who said that when we stand together, we are 10, perfect.
0: Correct.
8: There are many beautiful lines about numbers in Chinese poetry. For example: "Flying down three thousand feet, it is suspected that the Milky Way has fallen into the sky." There are two of you in it. (Referring to 3 and 9)
3: Also, Yue Fei's "Thirty years of fame and dust, eight thousand miles of clouds and moon", how magnificent and intense it is!
4: There are more! Do you know a poem written by Zheng Banqiao that contains many numbers?
Qi: I know.
One piece, two pieces, three or four pieces, five, six, seven, eight, nine or ten pieces.
1 2 34 Qi said 5 6 7 8 9 1 and 0 said together
Qi: Thousands of pieces, countless pieces, flying into the plum blossoms are always missing.
Point: There is too much math in life. It depends on whether you have observed carefully.