The Return of Heroes-Moderator: Unknown, Yueru, Flower Girl, Canjian, Bookworm, Tang Priest, King of Qin, Director. Wedge: There was a story that made me think a lot. There was a movie that touched me a lot. The unsung hero is gradually leaving us. However, tonight, he will come back. Please enjoy 1 grade hero's funny play "Return": I have been an orphan since I was a child, and I am called nobody. If a person is unknown, he can concentrate on practicing sword. It took me ten years to form a unique swordsmanship: ten steps and one kill. But the king of Qin is cautious and does not allow others to get close. I am in this sadness. I wanted to drown my sorrows in wine, but I was terminally ill and drunk, so I had to hold milk to the moon! Gee, how can a modern girl enjoy the moon alone here in the dead of night? Wait for me to strike up a conversation! Hi? ~ ~ (imagine yourself spraying milk) Excuse me, girl? Yueru: The little girl said that she could see a jade wall in the distance, just like the moon in Korma. Unknown: Miss Yueru, it's one o'clock in the middle of the night. Building 4 must have been closed long ago. Why are you here alone? Don't you have a key card like me? Yueru: Sir, to tell you the truth, Yueru is a waiter in the host's house. Because she saw that her master and lover were deeply in love, but she never found a suitable husband to make hot water, take notes, make phone calls all night, send disgusting text messages, and she was going to participate in a bodybuilding competition the day after tomorrow, thinking that her future was uncertain, so she was secretly distressed here. Why are you unhappy, sir? Unknown: I am really a swordsman. I practiced sword for ten years just to stab the king of Qin. It's a pity that I can't find a chance to connect with the king of Qin today, huh? ! Yueru: Mr. Wang turned out to be an ambitious chivalrous man, which is really admirable! Imagine the action here. ) I am willing to help my husband! Unknown: How can you help me? Yueru: To tell the truth, my master is the assassin's remnant sword wanted by the King of Qin, and his MM is the assassin Fei Xue! The king of Qin ordered that anyone who could kill the two men could approach them and have a drink with them. I think I can do it for Mr. Wang. . Unknown: Wow! Isn't it too poisonous for you to assassinate your master for this? Yueru: Sir, it is misunderstood. Yueru didn't ask Mr. Wang to kill his master. Yueru only needs to convince his master to talk about Yu Xiansheng's weapon with Xue Fei, and Mr. Ru can use this as evidence to convince the king of Qin. Unknown: I see. Why didn't I think of such a clever plan? Moon-like girls are smart, and loneliness is blind to all men in the world. I think I just want to stab Qin, but I have never thought about my lifelong event. For example, Miss Yue, it is destiny takes a hand that you and I meet today. If you don't dislike me, why don't you and I join hands after I stab Qin! Imagine the action here. ) flower girl: selling flowers! Sell flowers! Sir, buy a rose for your girlfriend, as long as 100 yuan! Unknown: OK. Flower girl: Are you paying by credit card, sir? Or cash? Unknown: Flower Girl who swiped the card: OK (I imagine swiping the card here). Sir, you think I'm gullible for selling flowers, don't you? You only have two dollars and fifty cents in your meal card. What flowers can you buy? Unknown: So, are there any other cheap flowers? Flower girl: Forget it, forget it. I'll sell it to you cheaply, only two yuan. Unknown: What? This is obviously green onion! Flower girl: I'll give you green onions cheaply, hum! Wu Ming: Moon, look at the bright moon in the sky tonight. Black waves are rippling on the Tsinghua School River. Would you like to dance with me on this beautiful day? Yueru: Good attention, but no music! Unknown: Nothing, music! (Imagine here) broken arrow: Scholar, Mill. Calligraphy is the same as fencing and mopping the floor. (mop the floor here, imagine yourself) Yueru, it's so late, why did you come back from outside alone? Yueru: Master! Me. . . I just met a great warrior outside, hit it off, and have been secretly married all my life. Canjian: What? Yueru, it's not that the host doesn't support you to find a boyfriend, but that you only see one person and talk about love. It's too simple, then? Yue Ru: Master, you are not ignorant. It's not easy to find a boy of my specifications. Since God gave me such a good opportunity, I don't want to lose it or regret it. Canjian: Alas! Learn from others' puppy love at a young age. No wonder there are so few credits! Yueru: Master, that unknown soldier is a man with ideals. I want to talk to you about him! Can Jian: Oh, what can I do for you? Yueru: The unknown practiced ten steps and killed one, just to stab Qin, but he couldn't find the opportunity. According to the agreement, I want to borrow the weapons of my master and girl, and let the nameless pretence take them to the king of Qin to help him stab Qin! Canjian: Shut up! Yueru, as I have said, I will never mention it again. I can't help you Yueru: Master! I hope the master can fulfill it! Let go! Hang up! Xue Fei: Yueru, you don't have to convince him. A stubborn man like him won't change his mind. I just heard your conversation in the back. As long as it is about the assassination of Qin, you can find me! To help you. Yueru: Sister Xue Fei, it's very kind of you, so please borrow a weapon quickly! Xue Fei: Don't worry. I want to see if the unknown soldier's ten steps and one kill are really worthy of the name before making a decision. If you take me to give him a message, I'll make an appointment with him and get him ready. Yueru: Yes.