2. The dead are more useful than the living!
3, touts: widows can't touch! There will be a catastrophe! Pockmarked Zhang: She became a widow. I can't let her be a widow!
4, there must be wind, there must be meat; There must be hot pot and fog; There must be beautiful women and donkeys!
5, there must be wind, there must be meat; There must be hot pot and fog; There must be beautiful women and donkeys!
6. Grandpa Four, if they spank me, they will spank you in the face!
7. Before he died, the tout said to Pockmarked Zhang: There are five letters of appointment in the pocket under the tree. ...
8. Who is the poor? Whoever is poor is poor!
9. All the women in the city are white!
10, big brother, do I hate it? If you don't think I hate him, I will continue to bully him. If you think I hate it, I'll disappear at once!
1 1, there is no road in the world, only with legs can there be a road.
12, this fucking tax has been received by AD 20 10!
13, Jiang Wen said, touching Carina Lau's chest, it was agreed that we were in the same bed, but we didn't enter the body. If I break the rules, the pistol is here, and you can kill me at any time!
14. After six bandits raped a commoner, Ge You said, "Six people are shameless in front of other men. I always turn off the lights. Shameless, shameless, bah! Or spend some money, it won't cost much. Some girls are disgusting, bah, disgusting in front of others. "
15, Zhang Mazi: This is Muza's music. Their name is Muza, and our name is Mozart here. Son: Can you still recognize Muzha? Asako Zhang: Sometimes. Son: When? Zhang Mazi: When his name was written on the record.
16, the master deeply recalled: She was seventeen years old and I was seventeen years old that year. ...
17, what is the most important thing to be a husband and wife? Love; What is the most important thing when you are a county magistrate? Be patient!
18, Zhang Mazi: Give me a fucking translation of what a fucking surprise is!
19, a lecherous county magistrate is not necessarily a good county magistrate.
20. Drink the wine bit by bit and walk step by step-it's easy to pull eggs with one big step!
2 1, Huang Shirang: Sorry. Hu replied firmly and trembling: my pleasure, sir!
22 years old, didn't even know Fengxian Xiao was a prostitute? That's a famous prostitute in the city!
23. People who don't even know Fengxian Xiao or prostitutes? That's a famous chicken in the city!
24. Is it more than stupid? This is so stupid!
25. Xiaohua pointed at herself with a pistol and pointed at Pockmarked Zhang, saying: The second child has gone, and now the third child has gone, and the three of us are separated by you!
26, touts: six people, still in front of other men, still with the lights on. I turn off the lights ... shameless, shameless, bah! Or you spend some money, not much money, girls have a plenty of …
27. Drink the wine bit by bit and walk step by step-big steps make it easy to pull eggs!
28. Pockmarked Zhang gives touts a minute to tell him where the money is. Beloved cried with fear. Pockmarked Zhang said, "It's time to cry!"
29. Pockmarked Zhang: I like Master Tang best. You can't take away what I love!
30. Huang Shirang: The teacher is tall! The county magistrate has worked hard! Master, Pockmarked Zhang: Master Huang is tall and hard!
3 1, Jiang Wen solemnly said, "Madam, brother, I only robbed money this time, not sex. Here's a gun. If I offend my wife, you can kill me at any time. If your wife wants anything, brother, I will never refuse. " As soon as the words sound fell, Jiang Wen put a hand on Carina Lau's chest, and Carina Lau said charmingly, "Husband and wife are grateful for one day. Anyway, I just want to be a county magistrate's wife. I don't care who the county magistrate is! Brother, don't mention it. " Then they rolled into a ball under the quilt.
I have three things to do: fairness, fairness, or fucking fairness!
33. Did I screw up? How do I feel that it has just begun!
34. Third: They are prostitutes! Are you poor? Second child: the poor, the daughter sold by the poor!
35. Xiaohua pointed a gun at herself and pointed a gun at Zhang Mazi, saying that the second child left, and now the third child has left, and the three of us will be separated by you!
36. Favorite: My words are on my lips. Do you want me to swallow them back? Pockmarked Zhang: swallow your words-you liar, it's a lie anyway!
37. Huang Shirang: Daiyu and Qingwen come out for me. Beloved: Why is there only one woman? Huang Shiro: I gave her a Japanese name-Daiyu Qing Wen Zi!
38. Huang Shirang said to his opponent Wan Hu: You are alive and you will die sooner or later; If you die, you will live forever.
39. Favourite: You took your wife out of town to eat hot pot and sing, and suddenly you were robbed by bandits. ...