Isn’t there a plot where Guo Furong makes dumplings for shopkeeper Tong, who hasn’t eaten dumplings in a year? I thought it was quite interesting. In the end, she accidentally put the firecrackers that were not lit the night before yesterday as firewood into the fire. Guo Furong was so dumbfounded```

I still remember that it was Mo Xiaobei who made a bet with her sister-in-law to earn 3 Liang in 3 days. Xiaobei first asked Bai Zhantang to tell the story. Bai deliberately said it until his voice became hoarse, and then let him Everyone performed a program and asked Bai and her junior sister to show that their chests were broken, "Xiaomi Beggar said that when he came to beat him," he said to Bai Zhantang, who was lying on the nail board, "I regret fighting the dragon", "I regret it again", "I regret it again"... In the end, Bai sang Finished sentence: He said that this pain in the wind and rain is nothing. Haha. Anyway, I really like Wulin Gaiden. There are also many classic lines.

Guo Furong: I froze again. If you don't apologize quickly, you can still make dumplings to eat if you don't have enough face.

Xiaomi to Dazui:...Now I just want to say three words to you, put less salt

Tengyun Tengyun, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice.< /p>

Lu Xiucai: (Suicide note from the shopkeeper) Hello everyone, I left as quietly as I came here, waving my sleeves and saying goodbye.

Li Dazui: Bye, bye?

Bai Zhantang: Then my nickname is Bai Bai.

Li Dazui’s Dragon Subduing 18 Palm Kung Fu. ． ． ． ．

The green dragon goes out to sea, the black dragon digs out the heart, and the white dragon spreads its wings. ． ． ． ． ．

Exhibition hall (pointing to the extras in the back): Look at them, they sit here every day, constantly changing seats, for fear of being recognized by others! Is it easy for people?

My son once said, go to [Xiu Cai]

My mother’s son. [Xingdutou]

I’m sure and sure!!~~ ?

Tong Xiangyu: "My God! God and God!"

Just average, Miss Hong Kong is third.

Very ugly, Miss Asia is ninth.

Guo Furong: It’s really a hot face stuck to a cold buttocks, you deserve to live!

Lu Xiucai: Son, take me with you! Zi once said, "The reason why flowers are fragrant is because of me."

Why the grass is green is because of me.

Why do farts stink? It’s because of Lao Bai

Tong Xiangyu: I was wrong, I was really wrong,

I was wrong from the beginning .

I should not have married. If I had not married, my husband would not have died. If my husband had not died, I would not have come to this sad place. If I had not come to this sad place, I would not have died. Open this store; if I don’t open this store

If the tiger doesn’t show its power, you will think of me as HELLO KITTY!

Bai Zhantang: Kangsang Amida music

You were so big in my heart, but now it’s gone

Guo: Do ??you know which idiom people like to use the most

Li: When you marry a chicken, follow the chicken; when you marry a dog, follow the dog.

Guo: No, it’s Pai~shan~Diao~hai~

"The surname is Tong, Tong Xiangyu’s jade"

Xiao Ji told Xiao Bai that the two of them, Thief God and Thief Saint, would protect their capital in one year, make a profit in two years, and raise funds to go public in three years. They would just go to the downtown to steal. By then it would be known to everyone in broad daylight. He could do whatever he wanted and no one dared to control him. Then he asked Xiaobai intoxicatedly, what kind of state this should be.

Xiaobai replied: Heaven and earth.

Xiaobai: What is this? Going public

Xiaoji: Going to the downtown area

Is this your mother’s swordsmanship?

No swearing!

This is your mother’s swordsmanship Swordsmanship?

No swearing~

Didn’t you say this was the swordsmanship taught to you by your mother?

Guo Furong "Adjourn the court! I I'm a little thirsty and need to go to the toilet!

Xiao Liu: "This is the fourth of the three great catchers, oh no, the third of the four great catchers, Mr. Zhui Feng." To the camera: "My dear mother, it's very possible It will affect your official career."

Xiangyu: Close the door and let Xiao Guo go

Lao Bai: "Is there any vacancy?"

Xiucai: "Our store is full Empty room."

Each goes back to his own home, each looking for his own mother!

(After Zhu Wushuang and Lu Xiucai were caught in prison by Ji Wubing, they tried to get out of the prison door but failed)< /p>

Lu Xiucai: How about I give you a foot massage?

Zhu Wushuang: No,

You'd better give me a tour and try your skills. ．

Lu Xiucai: Okay, I’ll give you a long-distance trip.

Bai Zhantang: The young master’s body is the waiter’s fate.