1——Hey, which one of you is a jinchuriki?
——Although Uncle Scorpion may be angry——I will deal with that jinchuriki, okay.
——If an artist does not pursue stronger stimulation, his emotions will become dull. Uncle Scorpion, it is rumored that the Jinchūriki of the Kyuubi is
very strong... Hmm.
——Although as a creator, I respect you very much, but art is beautiful and short-lived. It is called beauty only when it disappears
Hmm.
(Scorpion: Deidara, you guy, do you want to make me angry?)
——So, didn’t I just say that you might be angry?
——My art is the moment of explosion, which is fundamentally different from my uncle’s astonishing puppet comedy!
——Goodbye, Uncle Scorpion.
2 A Fei: "Huh? It seems that Deidara was also killed. The cause of his death was definitely due to an explosion. Mr. Jue, there aren't any scraps of meat around! Hehe" (picked up Deidara's arm)
Zetsu: "…………"
(Deidara returns from escaping)
"Then you will die Suffocate!" (line)
Deidara: "Get your dirty hands away, you bastard!"
A Fei: "Ah! You're still alive!"
Zetsu: "How is the jinchuriki?"
Deidara: "My mission...has been completed, right?"
A Fei: "Oh no, Mr. Deidara, you must have had a hard time finishing it. Doesn't that matter?"
Deidara: "A Fei! Buddha can only endure three times! Next time If you keep talking nonsense, I will decide the cause of your death, eh!"
A Fei: "Hey! You're probably going to be blown up!"
Jue: "You... ...This is the third time!"
Deidara: "Then you will die of suffocation!" (Pinch A Fei's neck with his feet, because both hands are gone) p>
A Fei: "Ahhhh!"
3
A Fei: "It would be better to leave this kind of water monster to Kisame-senpai,"
You simply chose the wrong person!"
——"You are so useless..."
A Fei: Success! ! Deidara-senpai! Have you seen my technique? ? This thing is a tender foot!
It is worthy of praise to be entrusted with such an important task just after joining "Xiao"! I'm very capable too, right? ?
——No, it was my detonating clay that worked. It was knocked down by my art, huh!
And you actually forgot that I helped you before, and now you are so arrogant.
——The members of "Xiao" should talk less and act more cool, because coolness equals art.
Listen carefully, art is a matter of generating instant enthusiasm from cold emotions...
Deidara
A Fei: It seems that seniors are more talkative. Hahaha...
——Listen, Fei, don’t get carried away in the future! Um!
——It’s just because the Three-Tails is not a Jinchuuriki, so it is weaker, because he does not have the mind to control power
——Hey, Fei, you don’t have to be so cool that you can’t even say a word. If you don’t say anything, you should at least answer me...
A Fei: Huh... Huh... (A Fei fell asleep = =)
——(In anger) You bastard, give it to me Wake up! You brat! Um! !
(Bombs are flying)
This is enough to wake you up, huh!
4
——Oh, Ah Fei, he is staring at us with terrible eyes, huh!
——Just a brat who doesn’t know that he is relying on his own blood
——What are you doing, A Fei! Don't be careless just because the other person is a brat! Um!
——A Fei gets out of the way!
——Yes! Just use that one, Fei!
A Fei: This will let you see the power of senior pop art!
——Pop art is dead! I am now a postmodernist artist!
——A Fei, good job, get out of the way
A Fei: Okay!
——How could something like that hit me! ! Aren’t you looking down on me? ! !
A Fei: Sure enough, he was killed by himself in the end! Deidara-senpai is such a fool! !
——That brat doesn’t say nice things! Ah Fei, huh?
5——Xiao? Who knows what that stuff is? Don't disturb my art appreciation!
Scorpion: Do we have to recruit a little devil like this to join us... His momentum is pretty good, but he is destined to die early.
Itachi: This is the leader’s order. This boy’s ability is useful to us.
Kisame: You are the one who joined the organization of anti-national elements and caused terrorist explosions in surrounding countries... right? What is the purpose of doing this, you traitorous ninja...?
——Purpose? There is no purpose at all, they just commissioned me to create explosions. This is my work... Well!
Scorpion: Work?
——(Take out the bomb animal, show off the action, like a child presenting a treasure) Look! how?
——(Intoxicated) These smooth lines...and this perfect two-dimensional shape!
——Yeah! This is art! And my art doesn’t stop there! My works are mobile! It just looks like this when it’s tangible. Hmm!
——This is going to explode! What is sublimated in the explosion...is my real work!
——(face full of passion) Only in that moment of sublimation can I feel art! kindness! Art is explosive!
Scorpion: ...so many words...
Kisame: Are you finished...
Itachi: (expressionless) It seems so...Okay...I Come and clean up
——What’s going on with those eyes? You said you would clean it up? Don't underestimate my art... My art is supreme! Um! !
Itachi: If I win, I will take you to join "Akatsuki"...
——That's all! It’s over…well! !
——(discovered that he had just been hit by an illusion) Illusion...! ? When did you... ...
——(Surprised) This is...art...! ! hateful! I actually fell into someone else's trick... (grabbing face with hands, extremely painful) Is that art? ? how so! I don't admit it...I won't admit it! ! !
Itachi: (expressionless) You lost
——Don’t be kidding me... I am obviously the best... I am perfect and I will never lose to others in the art! (Expression of almost collapse) I'm obviously so good...how could I lose! How is it possible...how is it possible...6 (The memory ends, and then looks at Sasuke's Sharingan)...
——Fee, run away!
A Fei: Wow, it’s C4 Garuda!
——(Use invisible mini-bomb) This is the art I used to deal with Itachi...
——I won
! ——Art is explosive!
——Sublimation! This is the highest masterpiece!
——(raising his hands, cheering, jumping like a child) Wow! ! Win! I won! ! My art... ——(I realized that I was under an illusion just now, and the invisible bomb was seen through by the Sharingan)...Your eyes... are disgusting...
——(Can you change them? The illusion-spelled eye) wins! It's me, I win! My art triumphs! Haha...
⒎ (Xiao Di and Ah Fei were walking on the way to catch the three tails, and Ah Fei saw a dumpling shop)
A Fei: Look, senior, there is a dumpling shop there. Yeah~~ (swinging limbs back and forth) Let’s go over and rest for a while~ I’m tired from being on the road all the time~ Haha~
Xiao Di: I don’t think you’re tired at all... (Use Looking at A Fei's back with contempt for a while) (Sit down in front of the wooden bench in the dumpling shop)
Xiao Di: Really, you are such a laid-back guy.
A Fei: Look, senior, although we are going to catch the tailed beast, we don’t know where the tailed beast is. Let’s just relax and look for it slowly. By the way, what are we going to catch?
Xiao Di: Three tails! ! !
Three tails~A Fei: One tail, two tails, I am Yuan (A Fei)~Just kidding~~~ (Xiao Di stared at A Fei with disdain for a while...)
< p> (The old woman brought the dumplings and put them on the stool) A Fei: It looks delicious, let me see~~I ate it~! (Xiao Di watched A Fei take off the mask...) (A Fei turned his head away to prevent Xiao Di from seeing it) A Fei: It’s so delicious~~~This condiment is really good~ Haha~ Not very sweet and not very spicy~ (Xiao Di took a bite of the dumpling)
A Fei: This is really delicious! (After eating it in a few bites) It’s so delicious~ Oh, senior, senior~ that~ look at that~~ (pointing back, Xiao Di looked back)
A Fei (pointing to a white one that looks very embarrassing) Pig wearing mosquito coils): That one is exactly the same as your work, senior~ Could it be that your work, senior, is... plagiarized
? Xiao Di (lowering his head, angry): You bastard...
A Fei: Ah hahaha... (Run quickly) Xiao Di: Watch me kill you... (A Fei was blown away by Xiao Di A place n meters away...)
(Continue on the road. Xiaodi ignored Ah Fei and walked alone) Ah Fei (hiding behind the tree and twisting his butt): Hide the head but not the tail.
(Xiao Di continues to ignore) A Fei (runs in front of Xiao Di and twists): A female high school student who has admiration for her seniors. (Xiao Di continues to ignore Ah Fei)
A Fei: Wait, senior, are you still angry? Let's go find Sanwei together as a good friend!
Xiao Di (suddenly turned around with a terrifying expression, which startled A Fei): Disappear!
A Fei: But if I don’t work, I will be blamed by other seniors, so please spare me. By the way, I especially want you to see my true face
Xiao Di: Didn’t I tell you to get out of the way!
(Going to the other side) Ah Fei: Senior! If you say that again, I will really leave
(Xiao Di still left) There is really nothing I can do. Let's look for it alone for the time being... (The two walked in opposite directions)
⒏The two people who were exhausted before self-destruction had the following conversation: (Sasuke was basically silent...) Hey... you are trying to show off your ability. It's no use, I'm almost at my limit... The chakra is all gone in an instant, isn't it? Hehe, I won. I just sat still and just exploded the clay... (Xiao Di looked at Sasuke's tired look, and the two looked at each other) Does this situation make you feel uneasy? You bastard...huh? Come on, let you... die for my art (Xiao Di was stunned for a moment, silent, then laughed, and then shouted) You are like this - disgusting! ! You two brothers are disgusting! ! ! Why are you pretending to be cool? ! It's those eyes, that calm look, so unpleasant to look at! ! Deny my art? I will never allow those eyes! ! These eyes that are not surprised at all after seeing my perfect art... these eyes that are completely blind to my art, I will never tolerate it!
Sasuke replied: "Things like that can't get into my eyes.
Rather than this, tell me where Itachi is"
(Xiao Di...angry eyes...At this time, Sasuke's Sharingan disappears) Don't you even use the Sharingan...How do you want to look down on people? To the extent... (The irritated Xiaodi pulled off his clothes and prepared to explode) My ultimate art...I will explode now! After my death, I will turn into art! This is an explosion that has never happened before! Leave scars like never before...and your art will be praised like never before! The explosion radius is 10 kilometers! < /p>
I'm sorry... you will definitely die in my praise! The explosion radius is ten kilometers, let's see where you go! Come on, tremble! Cry loudly! My art is - drink - explode! (Deidara's characteristic, add "um" after speaking)
⒑“Drink! (Japanese カツ罗 [2] Ma pinyin katsu, the Chinese homophonic card sub-sound is light)" (A sentence Deidara always said before exploding with a clay bomb, very classic! This sentence is accompanied by endless explosions!)
Before being trapped in the puppet and ascending to heaven: I told you, let me out! I’ve had enough, I can’t bear it anymore!
Kankuro: If you could really do it, you would have exploded already, wouldn’t you? Stop struggling, you misfired kid!
Xiao Di: (Shouting after silence) Art will never misfire. Yes! Well (ascended to heaven...)