Guo draws water, and the scholar comes out with a rose in his mouth, muttering to himself.

Guo: Wait, what are you talking about?

(The scholar takes down the rose)

Scholar: Look at the clouds for a while, and look at me for a while. When you look at the clouds, you are close, and when you look at me, you are far away.

Guo: Sick! (The scholar walks around Xiao Guo) What do you want?

Scholar: I just want to ask you a few questions.

Guo: Q?

Scholar: (sitting on a millstone) Why do flowers smell sweet? Because of me.

Why is the grass green? Or because of me?

Guo: What are you trying to say?

Scholar: I'm not finished yet. Why does fart stink? That's because of Lao Bai. hahaha.

Guo: What are you talking about?

Scholar: (kicking down the water boy) Ah.

Running water is like my running heart.

Guo: It took a long time for the water to get big! I killed you!

Scholar: (dropping roses) Help!

Scholar: Bai Zhantang.

Laobai: What's the matter?

Scholar: I tried it from beginning to end as you said.

Laobai: No? What did she say?

Scholar: She said, I killed you!

Laobai: Impossible. what did you say ?

Scholar: (looking at the shopkeeper) I can't say it.

Laobai: What can't you say? Look at me. Yu Xiang, look at the clouds for a while, and look at me for a while. You see the clouds are close, but you see me far away.

Store: (moving) exhibition hall.

Laobai: Sitting down is none of your business. Look at you, bitch.

Scholar: This sentence is no problem. It was the latter sentence that annoyed her.

Laobai: Behind? Listen! (To the shopkeeper) Why are flowers fragrant? Because of you.

Scholar: Wrong, because of me, why the grass is green, or because of me, why the fart stinks, because it is old and white.