1, I'm behind the times. Others say that when you meet love at the corner, you are afraid of an accident at the corner.

I don't want to die. At best, I cherish life; In the worst case, I am afraid of death.

3, the feelings are light, will not put salt?

I like to see how you can't adapt to me and get rid of me.

Actually, I'm not fat, just swollen by life.

6, I didn't mean to be different, how can I have outstanding taste!

7. Brothers are like brothers, and women are like clothes. To tell the truth, I just like to wear my brother's clothes.

8. It's all water. Why do you need wine? You're a pervert. Why are you pretending to be a sheep?

9, teacher, you are dead. I love Taoists.

10, I just eat and lose weight every day, and you still say I have no perseverance?

1 1, teacher, when you put on this cassock, you will be an old woman.

12. If I die one day, I will engrave "Playing Mahjong with Three Ques" on my tombstone.

13, I finally know why I turned left and right in military training, because I would get a uniform grandson.

14, holding hands with me in the summer vacation, but there is a dog named exercise book in the middle.

15, life never dies, that is, you die and I die.

16, Tang Priest is really amazing. He catches every episode.

17, the most irritating thing in the world is not casting pearls before swine, but a group of people playing cotton for you.

18, you add me, friendship and girlfriends inspirational youth nonsense funny drama.

19, it's also a monastery, but the difference is that you correct the Tao and I practice the bystander road.

20. There are always some crazy women who are friends I can't abandon.

2 1, the small earth is safe and does not need superman.

22. If your heart disease can't be cured, my veterinary certificate will be a white-collar worker.

23, don't give me a look, when you are a palette.

24. In short, if you want to succeed, go crazy first and keep your mind simple!

25. You are not short of girls, and I am not short of boys.

26. Today is an international great man. Today is my birthday. Comrades, don't be obsessed with me. You can't refuse a birthday present, hehe!

27. The left eye jumps into the peach blossom and the right eye jumps into the chrysanthemum.

28. Unencrypted neighbors are good neighbors.

29. Many people in school dress so dangerously, but they look so safe!

30, people are hard to talk, neither sweet nor long, and have no money.

3 1, whenever the hero and heroine of the idol drama break up, it will rain heavily outside.

32. I'm losing weight. I don't diet or exercise. I use my mind. I will lose weight.

33. I love reading while lying down, watching TV while lying down, and playing with my mobile phone sideways, which is so capricious.

34, the real force, dare to face the face without thickness.

35. Last night, I had a long chat with Mozzie. I know it with courtesy, move it with emotion, influence it and become a vegetarian!

36. Bragging without making a draft is mindless.

37. Walk by the river forever! No wet shoes! Always crawling on the edge of love! It is inevitable to slip!

38. The wild flowers on the roadside are also awesome!

39. I didn't ask for another bottle of 1 iced black tea.

40. When people do good deeds, they always want ghosts and gods to know. They have done bad things and always think that ghosts and gods don't know. We are too embarrassed.