1. Find your position! (Song Dandan)

2. Thanks to all TV! (Zhao Benshan)

3. Behind every successful man there is a troubled woman. (Zhao Benshan)

4. A rooster that lays eggs, a fighter among roosters;

5. How can I survive in the literary and art circles?

6. You are so talented

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8. You are like a fire in the winter, the blazing flame warms me. Fei Xiang, a half-Chinese singer, immediately became a singer, and was also blamed for the recent fire in Daxinganling.

9. "What a fool!" "The sketch "Blind Date" established Zhao Benshan's status as China's number one comedian, and he has remained so for more than ten years. Now everyone knows that no matter whether you are a man or a woman, if the other person says this word to you, you will be inseparable. 1990

10. Song Dandan: My name is Baiyun,

Zhao Benshan: My name is Heitu,

Song Dandan: I am seventy-one,

Zhao Benshan: I am seventy-five,

Song Dandan: I am a Rooster,

Zhao Benshan: I am a Tiger,

Song Dandan: This is my husband,

Zhao Benshan: This is my mother——

11. The village chief has said: Tell your wife not to come out and write the second month of confinement at home. There is no paper in the toilet at the end of the village.

12. Your aunt is no longer the aunt you were six years ago, your uncle will always be your uncle!