A collection of classic quotations from Hu Yifei in Love Apartment

In life, work and study, everyone has come into contact with more classic quotations. Quotations generally have short, smooth sentences, popular and clear, Characteristics of humor and wit. There are various types of quotations. What kind of quotations have you seen? The following are the classic curse words of Hu Yifei in Love Apartment that I have carefully compiled. Welcome to read, I hope you all like it.

The classic curse words of Hu Yifei in Love Apartment 1

1. You are still beautiful. If you look like that, your goal is to scare everyone to death, right?

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2. Yifei: I think this matter is completely unreliable. China’s men’s football World Cup victory is almost as outrageous as yours. You are short-sighted! The world is not as big as your lack of short-sightedness. Son

3. People are cheap for a lifetime, and pigs are cheap for a knife. You waste air when you are alive, waste land when you are dead, and waste RMB at home. There are so many weapons in China, but you don’t learn them. You only learn swords; you don’t learn how to use swords. There are so many moves for lowering the sword. You learn the drunken sword. If you don’t learn the iron sword, you learn the silver sword! Finally, you have mastered the martial arts secret skill: the drunken silver sword! Finally, you reach the state where the sword and the human become one - the swordman!

4. Your serious appearance cannot hide your boring heart.

5. Your shameless look has the charm of my youth.

6. Don’t talk to me about life, you are not a person in life.

7. Man: I want to watch the moon and count the stars with you. "Female: With your IQ, we can only watch the stars and count the moon together."

8. You are really tired of the eunuch who does not understand the emperor.

9. A girl like you cannot marry, and even if she does, she will put the blame on others.

10. Your complex facial features cannot hide your simple IQ.

11. Don’t ask me how I spend this Chinese Valentine’s Day this year. I’d love to skip, skip, muddle along. But I still cowardly admit that I am only sad. . .

12. This diamond may be fake, Xiaoxian, bring your banknote detector.

13. Plant people can talk better than you. Believe it or not, I will plant you in a flower pot.

14. You are now like a sixteen-year-old girl who is obsessed with bad boys.

15. Your head and butt are on the wrong side again. 5. The true secret is to flick once, flick twice, and flick a hundred times.

16. You must be online for me tonight, otherwise I will write your name on the monument!

17. Zhanbo: Sister, if someone is deeply hurt You, how long will it take you to forgive him? Yifei: Forgiving him is a matter of God, my task is to send him to see God

18. I really want to wear my size 37 shoes now Your size 42 face.

19. Believe it or not, I will tear your mouth apart.

20. The most disgusting thing is not the commercial break, but the ending song after the commercial!

21. Reality has raped the past, and the evil left behind is called memories.

22. I look forward to the end of class when I go to class, and look forward to vacation when I go to school. It turns out that I have always been very persistent in my goals.

23. Yesterday, I picked up a mouse pad and wanted to equip it with a computer. What do you think is missing?

24. You do art and I do you. This is called in-depth art. .

25. I really want to call your grandpa: Dad

26. I know a dozen different ways to die.

27. Life is like a play. One person loves one, and another one gets married and has children. Very normal.

28. Now the uncooked rice has been cooked into porridge.

29. Death is not scary, sitting and waiting for death is scary.

30. If we have the same opinion, I have the final say. If there is a disagreement, she has the final say.

31. Oh my god, I can’t even wash myself off after I jumped into the Sea of ??Japan.

32. You are small in the crowd, but great in the pig pen!

33. I have to admit that you have the confidence of Sister Feng, the figure of Sister Furong, and the beauty of a flower. Beauty.

34. Don’t always make excuses for your weather-beaten face. The beauty is not outstanding, the ugly is not unique.

35. Tell 2B what your SB said.

36. If you want to make chopsticks in your next life, you won’t be lonely.

37. You are the legendary...a fighter among cows and a VIP among bitches.

38. An earthquake solved Mao Zedong’s long-standing hatred.

39. How can we connect when our hearts are moving? Hu Yifei’s classic curse words from Love Apartment 2

1. If it weren’t for a whip, I would beat you to death first. Those born in the 1970s are obscene.

2. Why are you looking at my signature? Do you want to plot against me?

3. Hitting someone is not recommended. Slap someone on the face to destroy your self-esteem. We are brothers. As long as you dare to use violence against any one of us, the other two of us will call the police.

4. If you have money to buy gifts, shouldn’t you also consider paying back the money to your creditors?

5. You can escape the monk, but you cannot escape the abbot.

6. Now my status is different, my back is stronger, and I can no longer breathe when I speak.

7. I always thought he was the number between 1 and 3, but I didn’t expect that he also said the combination of 1 and 3.

8. If my relationship fails, it will be the other person lying on the ground.

9. Naked marriage, elopement, you are running naked.

10. Your head and butt are on the wrong side again.

11. Hey, I don’t know if it’s a boy or a girl yet, so I don’t know if you will be a grandma or a grandma. (Where does this go?)

12. Yifei: As the saying goes, the unexpected comes. Xiaoxian: I will kill myself.

13. Big birds can be found in any forest.

14. The new generation of urban women can go to the hall, go to the kitchen, kill wooden horses, climb over fences, drive bicycles, buy bungalows, fight with mistresses, and beat gangsters. !

15. Martyrs can still be recognized posthumously. Why can’t surprises be replaced?

16. Forgiving him is a matter for God, and my task is to send him to see God.

17. Quarrel is always bad, why not just have a duel?

18. Things that can go wrong will always go wrong.

19. Hu's art of war has a saying. Only by putting on the yellow robe and forcing people to go to the Liangshan Mountain can they draw fuel from the bottom of the cauldron and turn the tide!

20. Tsk, you have the word "depressed" written all over your face. People who are illiterate really can't tell it.

21. I really want to install a toilet in your head and flush all the disgusting things out of your mind... Then his whole brain will be flushed out.

22. Pigs are always pigs, and people are sometimes not people!

23. No one can deceive me, Hu Yifei.

24. How about I throw a coin and tell your fortune? Heads, you will be dealt with by her; tails, she will be dealt with you. If the coin stands on the ground, you will escape unscathed. How about that? ?

25. It is frozen three feet and cannot be thawed except in a microwave oven.

26. I will never bow to evil forces, and I will not beat you to death.

27. Zeng Xiaoxian, you should throw away your broken mobile phone. The camera is worse than an onion. Make Lu Ziqiao a sharp brother and a bearded man like Chen Meijia. I really want to take a bite. Salt soda...

28. I run towards you desperately, hoping that you will be moved by my persistence! Even if there is a whole world between us, as long as we take a step closer to each other every day, I will definitely be able to hold your hand one day! But it's all an illusion. No matter how hard I try, I can't get to you because you're still standing there!

29. The price of pigs has increased these days, so why can’t you increase the price?

30. Nothing is as simple as it seems.

31. Think about it, why didn’t she choose someone else but bring Epad back? Xiaoxian: It’s sold out because of love.

32. Spit is used to count money, not to reason.

34. At least we don’t chase 200 episodes of sad TV series and the temptation to return to the village.

35. After drinking Feilu milk powder, my waist is no longer sore, my legs are no longer painful, and my heart is no longer beating!

36. If you want to live a decent life, you must have a little green on your body.

37. Is there any competition in this world that you can’t do without? Could it be a plot knowledge contest about the temptation to return to the village?

38. I’ve given you my mobile phone number, why don’t you understand what I’m thinking! If you have anything to do, please give me a few dozen yuan to spend.

39. Do you want to get pregnant before the age of 30? Xiaoxian: I want to become a millionaire. Yifei: It’s still more likely that she’s pregnant.

40. It’s me who smokes, not the cigar.

41. Humiliate him, trample on him, ravage him.

42. A good dog doesn’t block the road. Everything that blocks the road is a roadblock.

43. What I teach is Shi Jing. This is simply crazy!

44. What is the difference between this and reincarnation directly?

45. The United States is so awesome. It has been so long since the Asian Games, but it has not won a medal!

46. The six artifacts that interest men are: 1. Leopard print 2. Short skirt 3. Stockings 4. Boots 5. Steel pipe 6. Seductive eyes. There is only one person who meets this condition, and that is Sun Wukong. The five artifacts that make women interested are: 1. High worth, 2. Domineering, 3. Feeling safe, 4. Being able to protect you, 5. Being dedicated to you. The only one that meets this condition is the Tibetan Mastiff.

47. I think this hobby is good, very good and lifelong.

48. If you are worried about something happening, it is more likely to happen.

49. I will not argue with idiots, otherwise others will not be able to tell who is an idiot.

50. Domineering and leaking.

51. Don’t call me Lei Feng, my name is Red Scarf!

52. Everything will take longer than you expect.

53. Only rich people can be called homebodies. Do you call them homebodies? What you call living in a snail's nest; only rich people can call it melancholy. Is that what you call melancholy? You call that depression; only rich people can call it energy saving, but do you call it energy saving? What you call being stingy; only rich people can be called plump, is that what you call plump? You call it rough; only rich people can call it travel, but do you call it travel? What you call wandering; only rich people can be called single. Do you call that single? That's what you call a bachelor.

54. Witnesses, I saw that you are tall and you must have eaten too much melatonin. How dare you spread rumors about me!

55. The big bad wolf is busy catching Little Red Riding Hood.

56. You finally figured it out, get it done, and I will be your brother-in-law.

57. Imagine the scene. Wanyu doesn’t have a veil, and you don’t have a ring. Fortunately, you can hold a puppy in your arms at the door of a locked studio, with a guy prying in the background. Lock, but you may not be able to see it clearly, because the surroundings are dark and the lighting engineer does not have a light, but he can shout "come on" from the side, but even so, it doesn't matter. It turns out that there is no photographer taking the picture at all.

58. Believe it or not, I will tear your mouth apart.

59. The person riding the white horse may not be a prince, but he may be Tang Monk; the person who can burn incense may not be a monk, but may be a panda; the person with tattoos may not be a bad person, but he may be Yue Fei; It may not be a big bird flying, it could also be Li Ning.

60. If anyone bullies you, tell me and I will beat his neck until it moves, his internal organs until he has China Unicom, his IQ until he is in arrears, his head until he vibrates, and his face. Those who made it into a color screen; those who made their ears into a convoluted shape; those whose noses were made into a straight line; those whose throats were made into a colorful bell; those whose front teeth were made into a flip; those whose legs were made into a ninety; those whose hands were made into a non-service area; those whose little lives were made into Shut down.

61. This drama is really good, especially your screenwriter, who is so talented. He must have graduated from a school for the mentally retarded. The plot he wrote was worse than a sheep's voice, and even the amoeba couldn't survive the keyboard he touched. The biggest difference between him and pigs is that pigs can't turn into humans at will, but he turns into a pig every now and then. I guessed he wrote the script using pig's trotters, and I suggested he take some hemorrhoid medicine to treat his foot-and-mouth disease.

62. He is a man at least, and he sounds like a little Shenyang. 3 Classic Swearing Quotations from Hu Yifei in Love Apartment

1. Hu Yifei: If it weren’t for a whip, I would be the first one to whip you, a wretched person born in the 1970s, to death.

2. Hu Yifei: Why are you looking at my signature? Do you want to plot against me?

3. Hitting someone is not recommended. Slap someone on the face to destroy your self-esteem. We are brothers. As long as you dare to use violence against any one of us, the other two of us will call the police.

4. Hu Yifei: If you have money to buy gifts, shouldn’t you also consider paying back the money to your creditors?

5. Hu Yifei: You can escape the monk, but you cannot escape the abbot.

6. Hu Yifei: Now my status is different, my back is stiffer, and I can no longer breathe when I speak.

7. Hu Yifei: I always thought he was the number between 1 and 3, but I didn’t expect that he also said the combination of 1 and 3.

8. Hu Yifei: If my relationship fails, it will be the other person lying on the ground.

9. Hu Yifei: Naked marriage and elopement, you are running naked.

10. Hu Yifei: Your head and butt are on the wrong side again.

11. Hu Yifei: Hey, I don’t know if it’s a boy or a girl yet, so I don’t know if you’re going to be a grandma or a grandma. (Where does this go?)

12. Hu Yifei: Yifei: As the saying goes, surprise. Xiaoxian: I will kill myself.

13. Hu Yifei: As big as a bird is, it can be found in any forest.

14. Hu Yifei: The new generation of urban women can go to the hall, go to the kitchen, kill wooden horses, climb over fences, drive bicycles, buy bungalows, fight with mistresses, and beat mistresses. Too bad!

15. Hu Yifei: You are now like a sixteen-year-old girl who is obsessed with bad boys.

16. Hu Yifei: Forgiving him is a matter for God. My task is to send him to see God.

17. Hu Yifei: It’s always bad to quarrel, why not just have a duel?

18. Hu Yifei: Whatever can go wrong will always go wrong.

19. Hu Yifei: This diamond may be fake. Xiaoxian, bring your banknote detector.

20. Hu Yifei: Tsk, you have the word "depressed" written all over your face. People who are illiterate really can't tell it.

21. Hu Yifei: I really want to install a toilet in your head and flush all the disgusting things out of your mind... Then his whole brain will be flushed out.

22. Hu Yifei: Pigs are always pigs, and people are sometimes not people!

23. Hu Yifei: No one can deceive me, Hu Yifei.

24. Hu Yifei: How about I throw a coin and tell your fortune? Heads, you will be dealt with by her; tails, she will be dealt with you. If the coin stands on the ground, you will be safe. How about it?

25. Hu Yifei: It is frozen three feet and cannot be thawed without a microwave oven.

26. Hu Yifei: I will never bow to evil forces, and I will not beat you to death.

27. Hu Yifei: Zeng Xiaoxian, you should throw away your broken mobile phone. The camera is worse than an onion. Lu Ziqiao, you make him a sharp brother, and the bearded man, you make him Chen Meijia. I really Think about a sip of salt soda...

28. Hu Yifei: I ran to you desperately, imagining that you would be moved by my persistence! Even if there is a whole world between us, as long as we take a step closer to each other every day, I will definitely be able to hold your hand one day! But it's all an illusion. No matter how hard I try, I can't get to you because you're still standing there!

29. Hu Yifei: The price of pigs has increased these days, so why can’t you increase the price?

30. Hu Yifei: Nothing is as simple as it seems. ;