First, how many people's reputations are lost in the mouth of their good friends

Second, you didn't know to look for me until she didn't want you. It turns out that I'm not even as good as a substitute

Third, students who can beat their teachers are good students

Fourth, zyy doesn't watch AV all the time, and you don't look at the keyboard. What are the letters A and V respectively

Fifth.

six, this old story unexpectedly defeated me in an instant

seven, there are two scalpels to save you, and if you can't save one, you will dissect myself

eight, my heart is a small town, with no clutter, no noise, only a mist and a breeze, filled with childhood innocence.

9. When we were young, we all liked to wear hemp high heels.

1. There are many emotional liars in feelings, but how many of the true feelings are true.

eleven, this old story unexpectedly defeated me in an instant

twelve, love can't compare with honor in front of you. I just study poorly, so don't look down on people! Don't play with my emotions. You're worse than shit in front of me. In fact, you've changed a long time ago, but I've been clinging to memories.

14. What are you that breaks my heart?

15. I love you through your hair, through your chest, through your internal organs, into your bone marrow and into your heart.

16. If you are generous enough to comfort her, she will thank you from the bottom of her heart, deeply ..

17. I am human. I am fragile, I am not strong. I can't stand the disappointment of going back and forth. Cann't resist repeated betrayal.

18. Remember me when you are sad and feel that you can't lose too much as usual.,/

19. In the last class at school, the teacher said: You read books again, and I'll see you again.

2. If the exam is rewarded with Q coins, then China will surely become stronger.

Twenty-one, [I prefer a knife to a fatal wound,]

Twenty-two, the mirror is my best friend, because it never laughs when I cry

Twenty-three, in the next life, I will be a water spinach. Without a heart, no love will hurt.

24. What is lovelorn? Will the hand be broken? Can people die?

twenty-five, I can still smile at you after being mean to you, which shows that I care about you very much. Personal signature after being overbearing for 9 years

Personal signature after being overbearing for 9 years

1. I like you so much, will you die if you like me?

2. You can't cook. Stay away and I'll cook for you later!

3. No one in this world is qualified to like you, except me!

4. How can you be so stupid? You should stand behind me when you meet anything in the future, you know?

5. One day, your name will appear in my household registration book.

6. You stay there and I'll run over!

7, you listen to me, I love you ~ ~ remember!

8. Who will take you away from me unless you step on my body!

9. All the good things in the world should belong to me, including you.

1. You clean the house for me, and I'll sweep the world for you!

11. Loving you is my patent. Who dares to do illegal activities?

12. I will give you what you want as long as I have it. What are you doing outside? Stay with me.

13. I heard that marriage is very cheap now. Come on, let's get married. It's my treat!

14, a lifetime is so long, what is waiting for you for a few years?

15. I want to give you happiness with my own hands. I don't trust others.

16. None of you are allowed to bully her, only I can!

17, you wait, one day you will be my son's mother!

18. Take care of yourself if you can, or let me take care of you honestly.

19. When I miss you, I must find you.

2. I want to give you happiness, and no one can stop me!

21, I can't bear to bully people, how can I be bullied by others?

22. If you like me, I'm following the right path of Marxism. Do you know what to do?

23. Tell me when you want to get married, and I will marry you! Student-specific post-9 s funny personality signature

First, I didn't know how to describe boys' awkward actions when I was a child, and I didn't know until I grew up. That was obscene.

2. Dead vines, old trees and faint crows; School, no, go home; Assault, naked test, not hanging; It's just, talking in my sleep.

Third, the teacher said that we usually go to school as photocopiers and take exams as printers.

Fourth, at school, I understand the pain of being sleepy and unable to sleep.

5. When cleaning, the teacher always says: School is your home, and hygiene depends on everyone. When sleeping in class, the teacher will say: You think school is your home, so you can sleep if you want.

6. I finally know why homework is an uncountable noun, because that thing can't be done in TM at all.

7. I hope to finish class and go to school for a holiday. My goal has always been persistent.

8. It's a fine day. I'm carrying explosives. The bird said, Why are you carrying explosives? When I went to bomb the school, the teacher didn't know, so I ran away. The bombed school exploded

9. These days, no puppy love, no cheating, no rebellion, no copying of homework, no playing with mobile phones, and no one believed that you were a student.

1. There is a prison called a school in the world, a prisoner called a student in the world, and a torture called homework in the world.

eleven, get out of here, and don't forget to come back when my anger subsides.

twelve, when I say I like you, will you put your arm around me and say, "Shit, didn't you say so earlier?"

XIII. Secretly tell you a secret. The head teacher is having her period again.

14. Never quarrel with your parents. If you win, you will be beaten; if you lose, you will be scolded.

15. When you die, I will give you "filial piety" and laugh while watching

16. We are rushing to get married. If the bride is not me on your wedding day, Sina will definitely be your father on my wedding day. If I can't be your wife, I'll be your stepmother. < P > Seventeen, there is a kind of silence, which is called the teacher coming.

Eighteen, these days, no one believes that you are a student if you don't fall in love early, be mean, cheat, rebel, copy your homework or play mobile phones!

XIX, girls, when they get married, they will marry Xia Ba, have a baby, and call him Shack ... See how the teacher asks questions.

2. Part I: Once I enter the school gate, it's as deep as the sea and part II: From now on, moral integrity is criticized by passers-by: I'm old and wet.

21. If my test scores can rise as fast as the house price, how lovely the world will be.

Twenty-two, the exam is like Nanfu battery, and one section is longer than six.

Twenty-three, every time I do a problem, I will write down a word solution first, and then I will start to read the problem … and then … and then there will be no more …

Twenty-four, the class is like Nanfu battery, and one section is stronger than six.

twenty-five, one week before the exam, I thought: strive for the first place, the week before: just work hard, and after the exam: focus on participation.

twenty-six, homework, let's break up, we are really inappropriate. There is no happiness if you are reluctant, just leave me alone!

twenty-seven, the sun shines in the sky, the flowers smile at me, and the birds say early and early. Why do you carry the explosive charge on your back?

XXVIII. Tear off the left face and stick it on the right face. The left face is shameless, and the right face is double-skinned.

twenty-nine, who will you save first when the teachers fall into the water? I didn't save any, did you? ╰

Thirty, whether two people are familiar or not depends on the obscene degree of chatting.

Thirty-one, it is the school that makes me understand the temptation to go home.,,,

Thirty-two, it is said that falling in love affects my study. I'd like to ask: Doesn't study affect falling in love?

thirty-three, weeding at noon, winter vacation is really hard, there are mountains of homework, and I can't finish writing!

thirty-four, the teacher said that there is no regret medicine in the world, only rat medicine

thirty-five, every time the teacher asks to raise your hand, you always swear that you don't know anything when the teacher calls you, and the post-9 s personality statement

1. Women are like clothes, and brothers are like hands and feet. Whoever touches my clothes, I will cut off his hands and feet.

2. The poor wear famous brands, others say it's fake, the rich wear fake ones, and others say it's true.

3. You said that I am your Youlemei, and you can throw it away after drinking it.

4. There are some things that don't belong to you, so why bother to care desperately?

5, the so-called strong is tears in the eyes, but trying to smile at the people around you.

6. There are two kinds of men, one is lewd and the other is very lewd. There are two kinds of women, one is pretending to be pure, and the other is pretending to be impure.

7, the mood is water, without it, I feel thirsty.

8. Du Niang knows everything except me. Google can download anything but happiness.

9. When a man falls in love with a woman, the woman inside saves a group of women.

1. I am the god you worship! Don't let you have a trace of blasphemy.

11. It is said that there are many beautiful women and many young ladies in Taiyuan, but you are not coquettish enough.

12. I am not a lady. When I am in a bad mood, I want to swear gracefully.

13, don't fall in love with me, hypocrisy, dare we get married.

14. Women like to buy beautiful clothes to attract men's eyes, but men just like to wear no clothes.

15. In the future, when China is strong, employers and employees will also let foreigners translate China's classical Chinese!

16. Ask who belongs to whom and who loves whom more; Ask who belongs to whom and who loves whom more

17. I'm afraid that the teacher will call my mother.

18. You are a pig, which can be extended to mean that you are a wild boar, a porcupine, a flower pig, a light pig, a stupid pig, a Ukrainian suckling pig, and a pig who can never fly in the blue sky!

19. Every girl is a princess, but she may not meet a prince who really loves her.

2. My life used to be black and white, but when I met you, it was all black.

21. strongly protest against TV series being interrupted during commercial time!

22, think about the salary, forget it, don't want to live.

23. Hey, boss, a bottle of 82-year-old Wang Laoji!

24. Even if you are sad again, you should say with a smile, damn it.

25. Don't say you are superman. Superman dares to wear underpants outside. Do you dare?