2, the heart is wide and the body is fat, and the fat point proves our mental health.
I would rather be proud and moldy than fall in love with humble people.
4. My lazy smile is an elegance that you don't understand.
I won't say anything, please don't treat me like an idiot.
6. I fell in love with the bed, but the alarm clock was angry and always wanted to separate me from the bed.
We may accomplish nothing today, but we can't guarantee that we will dominate the world tomorrow.
8. I am your little monster, but you will never be my Altman, because they can never be together.
9. Don't shout everywhere that the world has abandoned you. This world doesn't belong to you.
10, I want to live proudly.
1 1, attitude determines everything, and strength defends dignity. People should resist temptation and loneliness.
12, how can we level the world without sleeping?
13, don't go to your sister's bed, I'll kick you out of bed,
14, don't speak ill of me behind my back, maybe I will stand behind you.
15, the sky I see is still blue without you.
16, the person who touched my sister! I just want to say, do you want to die?
18, you know? Maybe when I laugh, it's when you cry.
19, I really hope to get to know you again. How can I kill you?
20, one day, the power is in hand, killing all the dogs in the world.
2 1, your little temper is nothing more than your big mouth is light.
22. Hard life needs no explanation!
23. Money treats me like dirt, and I treat money like dirt! It's all dirt. Who's afraid of who?
24. What's the big deal about long hair and waist? You have the ability to bang your waist.
25. You spit on me today, which only proves that you can't kill me.
26. Don't say forever when you are together. Don't say once after breaking up.
27. I am not a language cannon. I don't wear brands. I won't be a policeman, and I'm not your woman.
28. Even if I come to the end of the road, I won't go back to those dogs who betrayed me.
Before you try to cheat me, please be prepared that I may never forgive you.
3 1, if you don't cherish it, I will leave, even though I like you very much.
32. Love at first sight, the clock is not love, but a face.
Don't speak ill of me behind my back, maybe I will stand behind you.
34. Who is sincere to me, who hides the knife in the smile, who will accompany me for a long time, and who will stab me in the back, my heart is like a mirror.
Don't look back when you're gone, and don't come to me when you're alive.
36, feelings are not in place, but also in vain.
37. I am not a lady, but I am still loved.
38. Throw away what you can't keep.
39, the standard of white: idiot, money worship, love of beauty, have done it.
40, who is the most awesome who is the hottest, except Lei Feng is me!
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1, if you were a flower, cows would not dare to shit in the future!
My hesitation consumes too many people's patience.
Not every time you get lost, you can find your way home. Not every regret can begin.
4. What you can't reach is forever, and what you can't forget is once.
5, I am destined to commit a lifetime of peach blossoms! You are destined to be lonely forever.
6. Don't judge others easily, because you haven't experienced his life.
7. Love is a lonely lie, and fate is the disseminator of lies.
Thank you for picking up the rest of my shoes, mistress, which saved me the trouble of finding a place to throw them.
9. I just want to catch it and refuse to give up. Life will be more free and easy if you give up.
10, do you really take yourself seriously? I can definitely tell you that you are just an ant.
1 1. How can I grow up without those gossips?
12, life is a trip, only buy a one-way ticket, not a return ticket.
13, I am merciful. If the Buddha doesn't destroy you, I will destroy you.
14, sometimes love is to have, and sometimes love is to let go.
15, bitch, if you dare to make my woman cry, I will dare to make your man bleed.
16, where there is light, it must be far away. I am the sun, and I don't need to rely on anyone's light.
17, for the sake of the next generation of the motherland, we should fall in love no matter how ugly, and talk about a world full of love.
No man is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.
19, rather than humble tears, it is better to laugh proudly.
20. Labor and capital are not Cao Cao.
2 1, although you are here to hurt, I am all kinds of powerful.
22. There is a kind of love called letting go, and there is a kind of pain after letting go.
23, the mountain does not mean that it is high, and it does not affect its towering clouds.
24. Brothers are either in Jianghu or on their way to Jianghu.
25. If you show love, we will hug each other.
26. I'm not your mother. I can't pick you up and have no energy to care about you.
27. It took me all my luck to meet you in my lifetime.
28. You gave me a smile. I think you promised me forever.
29, a person in the corner of the world, even lonely laugh at me too depraved!
30. On the road of love, two people are good, but three people are too much.
3 1, people are people, so you don't have to be people.
32. When you look back on the past, it only shows that you are not doing well now.
33. People don't care, dogs don't care, get out of my sight.
34, love is the real Hermes, can't afford to hurt!
35. Love is an ocean. The living sink and the dead float.
36. It is too late to know how to cherish after losing it.
37. If you dare to take root in my heart, I will dare to uproot you!
38. People who are madly in love are fools, while those who are lovelorn are poets.
39. Since you have the courage to take it, you must have the courage to let it go.
40. Don't shed new tears for the old sadness.
4 1, I looked at their immature faces and saw myself before.
42. You can drink water when it is cold, but it is hard to heat it when your heart is cold.
43, the wedding day is coming, domestic brothers, rich apartments, no money to live in a humble abode.
44. How much time can I waste? How many friends do I need to comfort?
45. Life is a painting art without an eraser.
46. If there is no time limit for self-improvement, it is doomed to be silent.
47. I will tell you happily that I can live happily without you.
48. Learn more, be less proud, take advantage of opportunities and get rid of laziness.
49. Time is changing, people are changing, and the only constant is that you can never go back to the past.
50. You haven't been lovelorn once, and you don't even know how cheap you are.
5 1, there is no unfinished story in the world, only an immortal heart.
52. My dream was to learn hegemony, but now I just want to stop learning it.
53. I'm afraid if I give it to you, you won't be able to hold it.
54. When the tears run out, the rest should be strong.
55. Life is like a series. You never know the ending unless you look back.
56. I don't cry or make trouble, just wait for the moment when you kneel down and beg me.
57, I subvert the whole world, just to straighten your reflection!
As long as you face the sun, you will feel very happy.
59, ice, melted, is water; Tasteless water!
There are no losers in the world unless you don't want to win.
6 1, cherry blossoms bloom in withering, and withering is the most gorgeous beauty.
The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside him knowing you can't have him.
63. Is there anyone funnier than me? Baidu shows that there is no such person. .
64, don't give up, give up, don't go back on our word.
65. If you still want to hug me, I will hold you tight for life.
66. I loved and hurt, and then I can leave and forget.
67. Love is when two injured people snuggle up to heal each other.
I have learned to smile since I left you, because I know no one will wipe away my tears.
69. I envy those who are asleep, so that they don't have to bear the pain of missing in endless darkness.
70. I finally know what heartbreak is, and I finally know how sweet it is to say I love you.
7 1 is mine. How can I give it to others? Is my woman, how can you not cherish yourself?
72. Maybe love is just because of loneliness. Need someone to love. Even without games.
73. Mobile phones can give me a sense of security, and novels can make me addicted, so what can you give me?
74. I let go of my dignity, my nature and my tenacity, all because I can't let you go.
75. In the dead of night, I will wear my eyes to count the days we passed together.
76. When we parted. I really want to do one thing, that is, put that sentence. I love you! Say it.
77. Forget how to love, forget how to hurt, forget everything, and the rest is just a walking corpse.
78. When my sister becomes president, the first order is to invite those who intentionally hurt girls to the prison to have tea and chat with the wall.
79. I think you just hold my hand regardless of gossip. Then, if you succeed, I will join hands with you to rule the world, but this is a failure. I will accompany you to Dongshan.
80. Happiness is too little because we want too much. The simpler life and life, the more you will taste happiness, and the easier it is to taste the true meaning of happiness.
8 1. No matter how hard you love geometry. Finally, instead of learning how to love, you learned how to love yourself.
82. I used to believe in true love, but now I know that time and interval can smooth out true love. Who will accompany me when I am most sad?
It takes a minute to break a person's heart, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
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1, I don't know why people are alive, so I am still alive.
2. My heart is not a bus. You can take it if there is a vacancy.
A man's brain likes a woman's heart, but his eyes like a woman's appearance.
4. When there is a bright moon, look up by yourself.
5. There is a kind of brother in society, but the brother is not your object.
6. The present society is a brain society, where money brings people. You can be expensive or free.
7, the customer is a fart, let him go.
8, family affairs, state affairs, no money to eat is a big deal!
9. You look like a real cricket, much better than a cricket.
10, I face the cruelty of the world with the joy of pulling eggs.
1 1, men hate empty guns. Save more bullets for the enemy.
12, life is like dry shit, you work harder, and then you will feel better.
13, some people treat you like garbage when you are polite to him.
14, the world is vast, and the house just doesn't reduce its price.
15, life without struggle is in vain, and life without suffering is boring.
16, life is easy, life is not easy.
17, I think there must be a lot of people who secretly love me, because for so many years, no one has confessed to me!
18, three elements of success: 1, persistence; 2, shameless; 3. Insist on being shameless. Did you do it?
19, a person's longest love history is probably narcissism.
20. You dress dangerously, but you look safe.
2 1, you can drive a Land Rover only if you eat hard, and you can drive Li Xia only if you don't work hard.
22. When the road is rough, shout and move on.
23, listen to your words, go home and bake sweet potatoes.
24. A man who makes a woman cry is incompetent, and breaking a woman's heart is not a skill!
25. An awesome man always has an awesome woman around him.
I won't marry a prince, but someone who treats me like a princess.
27, everything can be seen, life can be embarrassing.
28. See your joys and sorrows, and see your friends ups and downs.
I am not a prince. Why do girls always think they should be princesses when they see me?
Life is great, but death is cheap.
3 1, the taller the stationmaster, the farther he urinates.
32. Don't talk to me about feelings. Talking about feelings hurts money.
People who mix foods tend to live longer.
34. Men should have women and earn more money.
35. Be grateful to those who hurt us and make them feel guilty.
36. A good horse doesn't eat grass back, so a good horse always goes hungry.
37. Love is that I think you don't pretend, and you think I'm not dirty.
Don't introduce me to anyone, I have given up.
39, the dress should be loaded with connotation, coquettish and tasteful.
I won't do anything as long as you don't run errands.
4 1, women can't see through their hearts because the meat on their chests is too thick.
42. At first glance, I don't think you look good. If you look closely, you might as well look.
43, you give me some meat evenly, don't always steal fat.
44. If there is no way out, take the bus.
45, appearance, looks awkward, but the figure is a bit decadent.
46. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge!
47, you cry, you cry hard, it's okay, our water meter has long been broken.
48. I struggled with fat and almost didn't sacrifice.
Please don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.
50. I don't like to tidy my room. They all call me a messy room hero.
5 1, I'm not a square soothsayer, so I can't say so much as you like.
52. I want to be a stinky tofu-like person, smelling stinky and eating fragrant. This is called connotation.
53. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind. Fortunately, it's autumn.
54. No matter how ugly you are, you should fall in love and talk about a world full of love.
I know all banquets must come to an end, but at least, I want to eat well at the banquet!
Please don't ask him to use his brain-his left brain is full of water and his right brain is full of flour, so he just moves easily and everything is paste.
57. Fools wait for death, while smart people wait for money.
58. Parents fool their children into calling education; Children fool their parents and say that their parents are derailed; Fooling each other is called the generation gap.
59. Is it necessary to be big? Dinosaurs didn't go extinct as usual!
60. Our love died on this day just to give each other a chance to be reborn.
6 1, I didn't mean to be different. How can I have outstanding taste?
62. Every time I miss a girl, I put a brick on the mountain, and the world has the Great Wall.
63. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, nor between love and ignorance, but between beds in winter.
64. keitel, why are you crying? Is it because your ass is too hot?
65. Women are plump when they are fat, slim when they are thin, slim when they are tall, and exquisite when they are short. Men are fat pigs, thin ribs, tall bamboo poles and short wax gourd!
66. Take off my clothes. I'm an animal. Put on my clothes, I am the devil wears Prada!
67. When others are holding hands, I will take my dog for a walk and swim to see who is unhappy with a bite.
68. The difference between an affair and an affair is that the former is together and the latter is not together.
69, the sky is falling, you hold, I hold!
70. We should know how to cherish and protect everyone around us, because looking back on our broken neck in our previous life, we met in this life.
7 1, you don't know the value of Friday afternoon unless you experience the plunge on Monday morning.
72. Life is sometimes like a computer. If it collapses, it collapses. It's not negotiable.
73. If you get together for a long time, you will get together for a long time; Drinking will drive you crazy. You will drink every glass of wine.
74, my principle is: people don't commit me, I don't commit crimes; If someone attacks me, I will be angry.
75. You don't know what dependence is until you drop your belt.
76. A real warrior should dare to face up to beautiful girls and bleak singles.
As a typical loser, you are really successful.
78. The journey of exploration is not about discovering new land, but about cultivating new perspectives.
79. If you look like a steamed stuffed bun, don't blame the dog for following.
80. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.
8 1, heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age.
82. Life is nothing more than making others smile and occasionally smiling at others.
83. Most people only do three things in their life: deceive themselves, deceive others and be bullied.
84. Sometimes the killer of marriage is not an affair, but time.
85, the hero sad beauty pass, I am not a hero, beauty let me go.
86. Marriage is to wear cotton-padded clothes freely. It's inconvenient to move, but it will be warm.
If cigarettes are not obedient, we will smoke.
88. The sea is wide and the fish jumps, and the drum is broken.
89. I was pulled out before I could flirt.
90. Besides love, there are radishes in other people's fields.
9 1, don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of encephalopathy is that you must have a brain.
92. The most contradictory place between lovers is dreaming about each other's future, but thinking about each other's past.
93. When a man meets a woman, there is only an anniversary, not an independence day.
94. Everyone is born primitive. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates!
95. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.
96. It takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human, and only one bottle of wine is needed to change from a human to a monkey.
97. If my friends can sell for five dollars each, I can make a small fortune.
98. Sleeping is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art!
99. Men conquer women by conquering the world! Women conquer the world by conquering men!
100, no one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.
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1, the world is so dark, who should I trust?
2. I like dreaming, the kind I do during the day.
He is not afraid to miss you. What are you afraid of?
Our goal is to put customers to sleep.
5. Ask what is in the world; everything has its vanquisher.
6. I exchange unjust freedom for the power of tomorrow.
7. Love means never having to say you're sorry.
8. The double bed is too big to sleep without you.
9. When you are waiting, you have lost it forever.
10, I judge the chest, I am proud, I am the national provincial cloth.
1 1. Treat loneliness as happiness and express despair with a smile.
12, love others with half and love yourself with half.
13, I hold back my tears, comedy always ends easily.
14, I want to tell you loudly that you have always been in my world.
15, despicable friends are far more terrible than honest enemies.
16, woke up from a dream, our love, completely upside down.
17, everything we have paid is irreparable.
18, time is not to forget the pain, but to get used to it.
19, everyone will die, but not everyone really lived!
20. Love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love.
2 1, it is said that women are clothes and big sister is a brand that you can't afford to wear.
22. Only with a peaceful mind can we find unexpected beauty.
23. People who take themselves too seriously are often good at pretending.
Things often change people, but people can't change things.
25. If there is no dream, what is the difference with salted fish?
26. From the second I turned around, my happiness has nothing to do with you.
27. Let's gallop and live happily together.
28. If I have you in my future, I am not afraid of anything.
29. How dare I touch you? I'm afraid I'll buy hand sanitizer for myself.
30. Smoking is harmful to the lungs. Coffee is bad for the stomach. Love is bad for the heart.
3 1, for people who really get along, I have never been stingy with my enthusiasm and dedication.
32. I started shaving my head today, so I don't have to decide my sleeping position.
33. I am willing to exchange my life's peach blossom for a right person.
34, the future wife, don't be so good to your current object, it's not much use!
35. You didn't miss the Happy Bus. You didn't get on it at all.
Don't get tired of your present efforts. The night before dawn is the darkest, understand?
37. The biggest crime in this world is to be too emotional, but I like it.
38. The expression of real surprise is fleeting, and it is false for more than one second.
39. Our only tacit understanding is that I don't contact you and you don't contact me.
40, people wandering around, who can not drink. How can people not drink too much when they are floating in rivers and lakes?
4 1, I am a wonderful person, why should I run into other people's lives as an episode?
42. earthly love? Love between men and women? A debt of gratitude? Who the hell are you, benefactor?
43. Even if you are white-haired and look up, you won't forget if you can't get it.
44. Because I don't know what a lifetime is, it's easy to curse people all my life.
45. The most powerful people in the world are those who can live alone.
46. I'm sorry to bother you so late. I just want to ask: Are you asleep?
47. There are only two possibilities of disappointment: choosing the wrong person or expecting something that should not be expected.
48. Teacher, you only know how to threaten me by informing my parents. What a hero!
49. Bad days should be passed quickly. On a beautiful day, stop and savor.
I don't need a photo to remember you, because you have never left in my mind.
5 1, I also want you to accompany me to eternity, but I have someone to accompany you to eternity.
52. Late at night is the most fragile time for a person's mind and the craziest time for missing.
53. After drinking Luffy milk powder, my waist has gone sour, my legs have stopped hurting, and my heart has stopped beating!
54. I use regret to refine my melancholy and try to make things funny to cover up my scars.
55. Some people test strength, some people test eyesight, and I test imagination!
56. In the 30-day countdown to the end of the world, I will love and treat every minute of love.
57. When you get in touch with society more and more, you will find how important money and looks are!
58. Some things are impossible to forget, even if they are forgotten, they are only temporarily forgotten.
59. You attract the real you. So, honey, you have to be better.
60. When I was a child, I liked playing hide-and-seek. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.
6 1, you must call me online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet.
62. Woman, do you have any reason not to be strong? You are an animal that won't die if you bleed for a week.
I'm in a bad mood today. I just want to say four sentences, including the first two. I quit.
64. One day, you will meet a gorgeous person who will make you feel that others are just floating clouds. .
65. I don't want to move or talk, so I don't move, even if China moves.
66. If one day, the clown really cries, do you think he is still acting?
67. Women's success lies in shaping their own men to make more women like them.
68. Every youth will eventually grow old, but I hope you will always be beautiful in my memory.
69. People who have a heart will miss each other no matter how far away; Careless people are close at hand but far away.
70. I thought you would take my left hand and walk with me, but you just wiped your hands with my clothes.
7 1, when can I stop loving you, maybe tomorrow, maybe tomorrow, maybe longer.
72. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but from Monday morning to Friday afternoon.
Please don't treat me like a fool. I don't know some things, but I see them in my eyes and bury them in my heart.
74. If you hide it in your heart, you have no intention of hiding it, but not all the pain can be shouted out.
75. There is an attitude called nonsense, that is, our life is so hard that we don't need to explain it at all.
76. When there is no movement in your space, the people who come to your space are the ones who really miss you.
77. Goldfish is the happiest, because her memory is only three seconds. But some things can be remembered for a lifetime.
78. It's not that you can fight many punches, but that you can bear many punches and go forward bravely.
79. You must try to find your own voice. Because the later you start looking. The less likely it is to be found.
80. Good love makes you see the whole world through one person, while bad love makes you abandon the world for one person.
8 1, birthday reminds me that I am one year closer to death. Valentine's Day reminds me that I am one year closer to dying alone.
82. What we can touch will not last forever. Hold your hand tightly, there is nothing in it. Let go of your hand and you have everything.
83. I am not a lady If you slap me, I won't slap her. That's not like me. If I were you, I would slap her in the face until my hands were numb.
84. People are sometimes very fragile and will encounter many unpleasant things. Over time, they will form a knot. Even if they want to tell their relatives and friends, they may not know how to solve it.