Don't turn the woodpecker upside down and play with your ass here.
This guy must be a ghost. It's harder to talk than shit, as if he had a fishbone stuck in his throat. I don't know, I don't know.
Like finding the lost treasure, his eyes lit up and he shouted three times in a row! All right! All right!
6. As the saying goes, those who love grandchildren must love Zhu Bajie. When the Woods are big, there are all kinds of birds.
7. Shake four seats with a smile, like a rooster announcing the dawn.
8. He smiled happily, and his face was wrinkled like a blooming Jin Ju.
9. The man spoke. Always slow, like nailing on a board, sentence by sentence, no nonsense.
He speaks as if he were wound up. Go on, go on.
1 1. He made a hullabaloo about and frightened all the tenants.
12, he is good at using the tenor voice with his chest to be round and sweet.
13, his words are like a spring. Keep splashing water.
14, this sound is so sweet, like a spring breeze blowing from the ear, like a clear spring flowing through the heart.
15, a sense of shame, guilt, sadness and reverence are intertwined and impact me like a flood.
16, she doesn't talk much, but she carries a lot of weight. Every word she said resonated with her classmates.
17, it's hard to talk to people because of deafness, and it's annoying to butt in.
18, she is like a seeder that never rusts, constantly sowing the seeds of ideals and knowledge in children's hearts.
19, when he heard this, he suddenly burst out laughing and sarcastically said, Hum, it's really a mountain.
He keeps talking, just like a silkworm spinning silk.
2 1, he never speaks like a mute. Just whistling.
22. A string of words came out of her mouth like a barrage, and she didn't even breathe.
He speaks loudly, lazily and happily, just like a gentleman with a good digestive system and wallet.
24. These words have a tight rhythm and a high scale, like frying broad beans in an iron pan, and they all pop out one by one.
His serious tone is like giving orders on the battlefield.
26, sesame is big, give him a blow, it will be as big as the sky.
27. When a word came to his mouth, he couldn't explain it clearly for a long time, and his face turned red, which led to the bursting of the tendons in his head and neck.
28, between them, tired, slowly began to talk like a spider's web.
29. His laughter grew louder and louder, as loud and magnificent as two swords hitting each other.
30. General despair flooded into my mind like a frenzy, which made me cold all over.
3 1. How energetic he speaks. Every word hits my heart like a small hammer.
32. He talks as if he had knocked over a walnut cart.
33. His happy and loud laughter made the grass tremble in the night sky as if it were dancing.
He has never said so much. Today, just like the Yellow River, nothing can stop him.
His voice is very soft. It is like a sparkling and crystal clear underground spring, which has been spraying clean cold water for thousands of years.
36. His expression and voice are as serious as an order to stand at attention during a military parade.
37. After being encouraged, the little girl became active again. Her colorful little mouth is clever and she is talking again.
38. I suddenly felt a bitter sense of disappointment, which drowned all my expectations.
I regret that I forgot to ask his name because I was so excited.
After reading the letter, he screamed like a hen laid an egg, and within a minute the whole family knew the news.
4 1, he talks like a tactful myna.
42. How dare you say it? I really don't know how deep the dates are in the washbasin!
43. The more he talked, the more energetic he became. His voice is like a pulley without oil. Make a squeak.
44. When he speaks, he is as clear and powerful as an experienced speaker, and he can use rich vocabulary very freely.
45. He burst out laughing, louder and louder, like a whistle, or more precisely, like the neigh of a stallion.
46. An angry fiery fireball kept rolling in the chest, as if to rush outside to burn something!
He shouted gruffly. Like a muffled thunder rolling in the sky.
48. He burst out laughing, and the laughter came out of his broad chest pupil, forming a huge voice.
49. Her face suddenly turned red to her ears, as if she had done something immoral.
50. My amiable mother in the past is livid today, as if she were going to fight with someone.
5 1, it seems that he didn't have a strong smell when he first started class. After listening for a long time, he will feel like a plum blossom, and the more he ponders, the more memorable he will be.
She sat beside me silently and happily, and finally fell asleep with a smile.
53. The spicy taste makes my eyes roll. I hate my roots and my fingers itch. I want to beat him.
54. Listening to her daughter's story, mother's mouth opened like a wooden fish.
55, his face suddenly pulled down, as tight as a layer of paste.
56. He eats too much. He gritted his teeth and giggled. His face rose like a purple eggplant, and sweat dripped from his forehead.
57. He always walks with his hands behind his back and his head down. He seems to be thinking about the future and destiny of all mankind.
58. I swallowed hard and suppressed the flame that had reached my throat.
When he said these words, he was very heavy, as if he could smash a hole in the ground if he fell to the ground.
60. She showed me her advantages with red mouth and white teeth. What a big breath, she is not afraid of the wind blowing her teeth off.
6 1, he was so drunk that his tongue was wrapped in cotton and his words rolled in his mouth.
63. There was a burst of laughter in the distance, which gradually dragged thin, like a mass of broken sugar, floating in the air.
64. She is a person who does not boast. At this time, she blushed like a couplet paper stuck on the wall.
65. His voice is very low, but it is round and loud, and his timbre is as pure as silver.
66. When the old man said this, he suddenly stopped, like a string pulled too fast and suddenly broke.
67. He was pleasantly surprised. His eyes suddenly lit up like an electrified light bulb, and a smile appeared on his calm face.
68. His voice is slow, deep and harsh, and his words are like stones thrown out.
69. The old lady scolds people like raindrops on bananas. Long and short sentences, four or six types. In one go.
70. Hearing this, she burst out laughing, like a stone thrown into the water, with ripples of joy on her face.
7 1, his language rhythm is very close, like a neatly arranged fence, so that the other party can not easily enter his mouth.
72. This cry is very desolate, very sad and angry, as tight as a breach, like a torrent pouring out of the gate.
73. His expression is beautiful, and his voice is like a flute played on a spring night.
74. Like a piano with broken strings, his voice suddenly stopped.
75. When he came to the front, his eyes were like rusty locks, and they couldn't turn any more.
76. As for me, I have to keep what I want to say in my heart. This makes my heart, which is almost bleeding, more depressed and painful.
77. His words are like water that opens the floodgate, which is endless.
78. After seeing the problem, the teacher frowned and habitually put the thumb of his left hand on his lips and moved back and forth, thinking.
There is an uncontrollable anger in his eyes, and his teeth rattle like an angry lion.
80. The faster he spoke, the more crisp he became, and he kept ringing like a cannon.
8 1, failure again and again, like a fire extinguishing agent, put out the fire of hope in my heart.
His voice, like two bells, is like thunder now, a little hoarse.
This speech, which lasted nearly four hours, is a touching symphony.
Spoken sentences
1, my life is decided by me, not by the sky, and the sky will destroy me.
The earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.
It was agreed not to make me cry, but you smoked me with fucking onions.
4, handsome has a fart to use! Finally, I was eaten by a chess piece!
If class is a hypnotic, surfing the Internet is a refreshing agent.
6, sleep in class, fight after class, and die in the exam.
7. What is the secret of longevity? Keep breathing, don't die.
8. Tucao is used to count money, not to reason.
9. The so-called surprise is that the rabbit you are waiting for comes, followed by the wolf!
10, I'm crazy, you're stupid and confused. Love me when you come back from work!
1 1. Even if you are already taken, I will use flowers instead of trees.
12, a girl like you can't get married, even if she does, she is still getting married.
13 I knew you were a monster when I opened my eyes.
14, don't squeeze into the world you can't get into. It's hard to humiliate yourself for others. Why bother?
15. In the face of facts, the more developed our imagination is, the more disastrous the consequences will be.
16, in summer, many people on campus dress so dangerously, but look so safe.
17, what is youth? Who hasn't been young? Are you old? Really.
18, many girls got Han Hong's disease, but Han Hong didn't die.
19, smelly, smelly, smelly skin, toad mouth, tiger nose, pig ears, see how you smell beautiful!
20. I thought you were just a ball. Unexpectedly, you are really a ball.
2 1, I have a basket of wishes, but I can't wait for a meteor.
22. Beggars are people who tax your conscience.
23. I was finally loved and left behind. If you ask why, because I am so handsome, now beautiful women love ugly men, and boys are still ugly.
If my leaving can bring you a smile, you'd better cry.
25. What wakes me up every day is neither peeing. It is not an alarm clock, nor a dream, but poverty.
26. Happiness can be obtained through study, although it is not our mother tongue.
27, the chest is uneven, why the world is flat, the milk is not huge, how to gather people's hearts.
Live well, because we will die for a long time!
29. We are all dreamers. When dreams are gone, only dreamers are left.
30. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.
3 1, it's not easy to say sweet nothings. Seeing that others are so cooperative, my daughter-in-law only cares about eating.
32. Businesswomans don't know about national subjugation and hate, and they don't know about extramarital affairs.
33, some people are still alive, he is dead; Some people are alive, and he should have died.
34. I try to lose weight every day except during meals. You still say I have no perseverance?
35. My personality is fun, my interest is playing, my specialty is eating and my skill is laziness.
36. If anyone annoys me, I will change my avatar into his photo, often online and offline! Curse him
37. Wear other people's shoes and go your own way. Let others find shoes!
38. Why should I explain to those who don't understand me and waste my breath? I despise you!
Don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.
40.are you pure? Then there was no gutter in the world, and it became Telunsu.
4 1, people who run around brothels are not old, please use Huiren Shenbao.
42. I studied sacred knowledge, and you actually measured it by scores, which is simply a stain on academics!
43. If you are willing to die for me, and I won't watch you die with my eyes open, then I have to close my eyes.
44. I only drink pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so I am very simple.
45. Before getting married, men felt that no woman was suitable for them. After marriage, men feel that many women are suitable for them.
46. If you can't even cheat, how can a teacher trust you to enter the society?
47. I can't find my tie again Didn't you find a rag yesterday?
48. Time is like a net, where you sow, you reap.
49. You dare to lie, so I don't believe it.
50. If a person is not serious, even a headache is local.
5 1, can't take care of themselves, can't take care of themselves, and can't bear the consequences.
52. Love you, love you, I really love you. Find a painter to draw you, draw you on the carpet, hold the carpet and I will hold you!
You want to scold me now, which shows that you don't know me, but after you know me, you will want to hit me.
54. If an idiot can fly, this is the airport.
55. If you like someone, you can bravely confess, at least you can know which spare tire you are.
I also want to be an excellent young man, but I turned my brother B into a hooligan.
57, even believe in advertisements, you are stupid to read!
Mean is a universal truth, and you and I are just one of them.
59. I will try to be your favorite type, and then I will die without you.
60. Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing it.
6 1, I tried to turn the salted fish over during the exam, damn it, I didn't expect it to stick.
62. I hate boys' long thin legs and love to wear tight pants. I walked over like a red-crowned crane.
63. I tried to be an interesting person, but later I went astray and became a tease.
It is said that women are made of water, but the water pollution is so serious recently.
65. Not afraid of opponents like God, but afraid of teammates like rogue rabbits.
66. The grass has sprouted and has the advantage of green leaves. We saw spring and rabbits saw rations.
67. Stupid birds fly first, and stupid pigs get fat first.
68. If you love her, dress her in a wedding dress and strip her naked.
69. Two tigers are not allowed in one mountain, unless there is a male and a female.
70. The object you are pursuing already has an object. Don't be discouraged, there will always be points.
7 1, you scold me and I laugh, you pretend to force me to endure, you cheat me and I stand, you wait.
I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips.
73. Tears exist to prove that they are not hallucinations.
Come back quickly, I can't fool you alone!
If I know more than others, it is because I have made more mistakes than others.
76. Goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and pour the water, light the pot!
If you ask me how much I love you, I can say that you are like a wireless network.
78. I must play a sparkling joke in your mediocre life.
79. Men always say one thing and do another, and bring one when it's critical.
80. Don't speak seriously; When you are silent, you are too focused.
8 1, if it is sunny, you will be fine. It seems that you have left in this weather!
82. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.
When my wife was pregnant, I called my father to report the good news. I said excitedly, Dad, you are going to be a grandson!
My mother told me not to be an irresponsible person when I was a child, so now I am stupid.
85. I don't know whether I went to college or the college fucked me.
86. You said you were a limited edition, so I told you I was out of print.
87. I never hold grudges. Generally, if I have grievances, I will report them on the spot.
88. I want people all over the world to know that I have contracted you, a grinding goblin.
89. When passing by a person, the clothes were scratched and there was no spark.
90. Every time you weigh yourself, you tell yourself that if you are light, you will lose weight. When you get heavier, for example, your breasts get bigger again.
9 1, when you feel poor, ugly and useless, don't despair, at least your judgment is right.
92. Everyone says that the human heart and the stomach are separated. I want to know what is the relationship between the human heart and the stomach.
93. Being talented is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.
No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.
95. Sighing is the most time-wasting thing, and crying is the most energy-wasting behavior.
96. Everyone is genuine at birth, but some people become pirated when they are alive.
97. You have your reasons for giving up on me, and I have the capital you regret.
98. Life is like Super Mary. Before you add mushrooms, a little turtle can kill you.
99. I feel like two pigs because one pig can't describe your stupidity.
100, the way to meet a good friend is to pat the left shoulder and appear on the right shoulder.
10 1, the same is swearing, beauty is true temperament, ugliness is no tutor!
102, the function of the school is to do whatever you want and not let you do anything.
103, when I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital!
104. Failure is the mother of success. If he fails, your son does not know how to help.
105. Later, I finally understood in tears that some people will never come back once they get dark.
106, doctor, please give me some regret medicine and a glass of forgetful water.
107, Yuanyang playing in the water, all fucking drowned; Fly with me, you fucking fell dead!
108, to be honest, I don't know if my children will inherit my funny temperament when they grow up.
109, don't count the stars after work every day, sometimes you can watch the sunrise.
1 10, the food you waste will be blocked on your way to heaven.
1 1 1, don't take a person's past to doubt a person's essence.
1 12, I said to keep a low profile. But you have to give me applause and scream.
1 13, where there is no fragrant grass, why do you need to find it online? Small quantity and poor quality.
1 14, in the case of considerable egg pain, keep the egg fixed!
1 15, the thought of your sweet words gives me goose bumps.
1 16, I can't speak. I stutter when I see a lot of people, like a sheep shitting. Please forgive me if it's not to your taste.
1 17, tomorrow is tomorrow, how many tomorrows! Since there are so many, we might as well postpone it again.
1 18, I can't do two things in my life: one or the other.
1 19, I want to have waist-length hair, too. The boy came to marry me, but the dean didn't agree.
120, the most tangled thing in the world is that the soles of your feet are bitten by mosquitoes and you are afraid of scratching.
12 1. A man in love often says that he is willing to go to hell for her. When he got married, he really went to hell
122, lazy personality, interest is playing, specialty is eating, skill is sleeping.
123, the salary is like a period, once a month, and it will be gone in a week.
124, mosquito, when will it evolve to suck fat instead of blood?
125, my girlfriend is very kind to me. In order to let me celebrate Singles' Day, I called her last night and a man answered!
A word that makes people feel speechless.
Not saying much makes people feel silent. 1. The sun has no right to shine, and neither do you.
Sometimes silence is not unhappy, just trying to clear my mind.
3. In life, there are always some people and things that have passed the test of time and the precipitation of years, and have chosen to face silently, thus making everything less important.
4. In the hourglass of time, fine sand flows away time. In the faint sandalwood, it is time that burns out.
Living is a kind of luck, and being young is a kind of happiness.
6. Loneliness is that there is only one fish in a small pond; Being alone in the pool is nothing. Loneliness is in a crowded place, but there is no one around; Loneliness means that many people are with you, and you can only be silent.
7. Sleepless in the middle of the night, half-window dreaming, irresistible thoughts, fingers full of tears. It is an old disease with holes in my heart, silently telling my feelings in the wind and rain.
8. Give me your heart as a souvenir. My dream can only be fulfilled with your blessing. No matter how stormy it is, I will go forward bravely. Our love is embedded in the youth photo album.
9. I liked to talk a lot when I was young, otherwise I was afraid to show my ignorance in front of others. In fact, I know from the bottom of my heart that I have only a little knowledge of many things, and I am not as eloquent as I said.
10. I want to be silent all my life to pay homage to those lost years and the happiness that I no longer have more or less.
1 1. I walked around alone and was self-sufficient from beginning to end.
12. I have been forcibly giving you something, my time, my love, my importune, my temper, my loveliness. I never asked you if you wanted it. All I know is that I never gave it to anyone.
13. Life is hard and tiring. Only middle-aged people know. Many times, they don't say anything, but choose to remain silent.
14. If you don't want it, quit as soon as possible. I don't have to grow old together. -"Morning"
15. In fact, there are two kinds of silence in the world, one is silence and the other is gushing.
16. Ten years ago, people around you would treat you according to your parents' income. Ten years later, people around you will treat your parents and your children according to your income! This is human nature and life, and there is no choice but to work hard. Remember: children without umbrellas must run hard!
17. Don't treat silent people as ignorance and weakness. Some people tend to regard the silent people in life as ignorant people and the weak in life, and often show disdain and even bully them in their words and deeds. This is a fatal flaw in life.
18. Life is always like this: give you a blow when you are proud, and polish your dreams when you are depressed, so don't be overwhelmed by praise and don't be depressed in confusion.
19. The hidden stars are also trying to shine.
20. A person thinks about things and wants to find someone to accompany him. A person loses himself. I don't know what to chase.
2 1. So many passers-by can't stop my love for you.
22. Don't be too impatient and anxious. Everything flows in its own order. Many times, as long as we wait, we will be safe, let it go, endure and be harmonious. Take a look and you will understand. Taste, ask and think.
23. Everyone has a life, but not everyone knows life and even cherishes it.
24. I always thought that I would get used to the past time and things. No matter where you are or who you meet. How to end it.
I opened my mouth to ask why you didn't tell us about such a big accident, but then I chose silence. If I were you, I would probably swallow this bitterness alone.
26. Once some mistakes happen, there is no chance to correct them, just like leaves, which leave the tree and never come back. Once some opportunities are missed, they are beyond redemption.
27. Life tells us that there are never perfect people and things in this world. Too perfect feelings only happen in fairy tales and imagination. The normal state of reality, in addition to being dull, is rebirth after robbery.
28. Silent people always try to make every gloomy day shine in silent thinking and efforts.
29. I will continue to write tomorrow's spectrum with strength and walk the road of the future with perseverance.
30. Being trapped by love is not Altman's style.
3 1. is not true to society because it is not worth it; Don't be serious about villains, because it's not worth it; Don't be sincere to your friends, because you can't give up; Not true to yourself, because it hurts the body; Not true to relatives, because it hurts the gas; Not true to the past, because it is worthless; It is not realistic, because we must continue.
32. If you want something, just let it go. If it can come back to you, it will always belong to you; If it doesn't come back, it's not yours at all. Good morning, Xinyu
33. The nausea after eating will never come out again. The best way is not to pick anything.
When you feel lonely and helpless, think that there are more than one billion cells living only for you.
35. Sometimes, I wish I could fast-forward the time and see if the ending is meaningful.
36. Who can be so considerate and care about three meals a day in Russia?
37. loneliness is hard to prevent. Repeated visits, like thorns, are accidentally nailed to the heart.
38. shine, not be illuminated.
39. I still feel that I have not fully grown up, and I am still the person who wants to run away when I encounter setbacks.
40. Whether you are going downstream or against the wind, you should follow your own rhythm, your own heart, live with your heart and work hard.
4 1. I like being alone, and I can think quietly and relax. I haven't been alone for a long time, and life is too impetuous.
42. The pain is given by others, but the injury is your own.
When you don't know what to say to him, don't say anything. Silence has infinite meaning.
44. Silence is a kind of temperament, a kind of grace and a kind of character.
45. Silence is a kind of peace of mind, and only those who know can understand it; Silence to tears is a heartbeat, only your own heart understands; Silence to silence is a state of mind, only indifferent and calm.
46. You should try to give yourself what you want.
47. "There is nothing to blame for chatting." Silence is to keep yourself away from the wrong place and avoid the right and wrong on your tongue.
48. Many plots end in understanding. Whether it is left or right, or before or after, there will always be such vacillation, but you are still hiding there and refuse to leave.
Sentences about how to speak
Speaking is an important method and channel for communication between people. In a group, people who speak appropriately and make witty remarks are bound to leave a deep impression on people. Especially in interpersonal communication, speaking properly can enhance interpersonal harmony. Therefore, there are four opinions on how to speak: first, say Zen words of joy; In daily life, we must always say something that makes people happy in order to reconcile interpersonal relationships; Zen is a language that makes people feel humorous. In a group, it is often said that Zen words of joy can dissolve the tense atmosphere and increase the happiness of life; It is often said that the joy of Zen can make a serious and rigid life look free and easy. Therefore, we should always say Zen words to make others like to tell us.
Second, tell the honest facts; Confucius said: Knowing is knowing, and not knowing is not knowing. Speak honestly to be calm; If you are dishonest, you will be afraid of being seen through, and your heart will not be calm. Especially those who often tell lies will be like children herding sheep. Over time, even if they tell the truth, others will no longer believe him. Therefore, when you get along with others, you must tell the truth in order to gain the trust of others.
Third, say respectful words; Speak with beautiful words, beautiful words and flattering words. How can I say beautiful words? Confucius said that people are happy; Mencius also avoided speaking ill of others. Praise others' good deeds, respect others' achievements, thank others for their services and encourage others to make progress; Speaking can make others feel happy and valued, and others will give you good words in return. On the other hand, as the Book of Rites says, words are different, so we should say respectful words.
Fourth, speak well of others; Sun: Giving people good words is more important than pearls and jade. It hurts more than swords and halberds. Before speaking, we should ask ourselves: Do I want to help others when I speak? If this sentence doesn't help or even hurt others, it's best not to say it. Because it is not good for others, it will hurt others' future and reputation, and sometimes people may fall into the abyss of pain. So, say something nice about others.
Everyone has to talk every day. What should we say? Besides not swearing, not swearing, not swearing, not being bilingual, especially speaking words that are beneficial to people.