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Like a lot. 46. The longer you have contact with people, the more you like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people!

47. In the workplace, you should be like Conan, with a domineering attitude of letting others die wherever I go!

48. A word from a man can deceive a woman for one night, and a word from a woman can deceive a man for a lifetime!

49. If she (he) says to you, "Forget me!" You tell each other, "I never remember."

If a man's heart can accommodate other women, then any man can lie on a woman's bed.

5 1. I believe you won't leave when you come. I'll pretend you haven't been here when you leave. -We should treat fate and love like this.

52. Laugh when you are happy, and laugh when you are unhappy! Happy is happy, unhappy is happy!

53. What is redundancy? Cotton-padded jacket in summer, cattail leaf fan in winter, and your hospitality after I was cold.

You will never understand how hard we have worked to make ourselves interested in life.

55. Some people are as smart as the weather and changeable; Some people are as stupid as the weather forecast, and they can't tell when the weather changes.

56. Many people don't need to meet again, because they are just passing by. Forgetting is the best memory we can give each other.

57. Do you like my angel's face or the devil's figure? I like your sense of humor.

58. True and false, false and true, true and false, false and true, true or false, no one can tell!

59. If you don't study for a day, no one can see; If you don't study for a week, it will start to explode; If you don't study in January, your IQ will be lost to pigs.

60. Ah ~ nothing, just when I went to the grave on Qingming, I suddenly thought of you. Why are you still alive when so many people are dead?

6 1. I'd rather believe in ghosts than men's broken mouths. I'd rather watch dogs fight than believe men's nonsense!

62. Don't read what you shouldn't, don't say what you shouldn't say, don't listen to what you shouldn't hear, and don't think about what you should do.

We only have one earth, so you should cherish it. There is only one me on the earth, so you should love me more!

When getting off the bus, the tour guide said, "Please take valuables with you." He took my hand and said, "Let's go, valuables".

65. Who is a passer-by in his life, who is the reincarnation of his life, the dust of past lives, the wind of this life, and endless sorrow!

66. A person's most vulnerable place is reluctance. I can't bear the feeling that it is no longer wonderful, a vanity, and applause.

67. "Love" is a very strong word. The upper part of it is taken from Metamorphosis, and the lower part is taken from Metamorphosis.

68. You can't be an enemy because you have loved, nor can you be a friend because you have been hurt. Then be the most familiar stranger!

69. Don't talk big all day. If you don't have Jin Gangzuan, don't accept the job of porcelain. You talk like a fart. Fart still stinks. You don't even smell!

70. I have forgotten some names of those people, while others I will always remember. For example, some people once had nothing to say, but in the end they had nothing to say. ...

7 1. Men are liars. That lucky woman found a big liar and cheated her all her life. The unfortunate woman found a little liar and cheated her for a while.

72. You think others are awesome. He doesn't necessarily think you are awesome, but you think others are stupid. In his eyes, you are also an idiot. Niu B is unrequited love, while SB is two of a kind.

73. We thought the best days would be very long, so we don't have to leave so soon. Just when we were soft-hearted and lacked courage, the best days passed mercilessly.