1. Some people say that time is a knife, and everything will be cut off by it, including love; I say that time is a filter that filters out all shortcomings, leaving only the love. My thoughts are with you. Forgive me, okay?

2. Because of my impulsiveness, I did the thing I regret most in my life. Now, I really want to say to you: I'm sorry!

3. A little woman, but I like her very much. I will never make you angry again. I miss you, miss you, and want to bite you!

4. Falling in love makes us narrow-minded. My dear, it’s all because I love you too deeply.

5. I hope you can answer my call. If you have anything, you can tell me, okay? Honey. I'm waiting for your call.

6. I hurt you unintentionally. I feel bad too! I hope you can understand and give me a chance to change my ways! Start accepting me again!

7. I know that I don’t understand too many things. I know that I often make you worry. I know that I often make you angry. I want to tell you that I look forward to your understanding and care. .

8. I know you are angry, and I am so scared every time you are angry. Please understand me, okay? Forgive me, okay?

9. I have completely figured it out. Maybe I have put too much pressure on you. I know you are also suffering and tired. With some things, you have your difficulties and your difficulties.

10. I want to find a reason to pay for my mistakes; I want to find an excuse to apologize for my clumsiness; I want to send a text message to pray for your understanding. Let us forget the past and start over, shall we?

11. I adjusted my mentality and my breathing gradually became calmer. I stood calmly behind you, carefully put my hand into the bag, took out my mobile phone, and sent you a text message to tell you, I know I was wrong, please forgive me. If you do it again in the future, you will not be struck by thunder, and lightning will flash across your body! Forgive me!

12. I am a fool, I am a fool, but please believe me, I did not mean it. Can you forgive me, my dear?

13. My mobile phone will always be on for you. If you are willing to forgive me, you can contact me at any time.

14. I was wrong! If I go to jump into the sea and be beaten back by the waves, it means that the Queen Mother has forgiven me. Do you still blame me?

15. If I am not good, I will reflect on it; if I am wrong, I am guilty; if it is my fault, I should get over it. Dear, please forgive me.

16. Forget all the unpleasantness, we will always be friends, right!

17. Things have passed for many, many, many seconds, so don’t take it to heart! What do you want from me so that you can forgive me?

18. If my strong willfulness may accidentally hurt you, can you remind me gently? Although I am too impatient, I am even more afraid of missing you. Love really requires courage!

19. If you are angry, just scold me directly. Don’t shed tears in front of me, otherwise my heart will be broken into thousands of pieces.

20. Making you angry makes you worried, and my heart is also worried. It’s my fault for making you unhappy. I apologize belatedly and wish to relieve my sorrow. Remembering the deep friendship between you and me, we often quarrel and blush. Sometimes, I smile and forget all my grudges at the end. After much thought, I send you a text message, hoping that you won’t blame me.

21. Your unintentional harm hurts you, and it hurts me.

22. If a man cannot get a woman’s understanding. So what if there is gold at my knees. I knelt down to express my 100% apology!

23. I really want to spend more time with you, but I can’t help myself. Please understand, I love you!

24. Sorry, I didn’t mean to upset you yesterday. Are you okay? What are you doing at home? You're not angry with me, are you?

25. I'm sorry, I can't help myself think of you, I can't let myself forget you, I can't live without you in my heart, so I will continue to annoy you.

26. I’m sorry. I mustered up the courage to say it. I’ll tell you in another way. I wonder if I can get your forgiveness?

27. Sorry! Excuse me! I was wrong! Never mind! I surrender! I can't stand it anymore! Forgive me!

28. It’s all my fault. I’m the one who caused the trouble. I will definitely change my ways and give you a spanking!

29. From a moment of love to a lifetime of love, more understanding and tolerance are needed. My dear, will you forgive me?

30. Don’t completely deny me just because of this incident. At least keep me at home for the next year. What to apologize to your girlfriend

1. I don’t dare to look at you. I know I was wrong. You have a lot of regrets. Please forgive me, okay? The person who loves you deeply is repenting

2. Don't tell me that you are really angry. In fact, I know, because you care about me! And I can only tell you: I'm sorry!

3. Did it scare you? It's just a little joke, don't mind!

4. I'm an idiot, but trust me, I didn't mean to. Can you forgive me? My dear!

5. My silly heart is waiting for your forgiveness!

6. I am no longer angry with you Yes, a broad-minded and respected person like me will definitely forgive you for still being angry with me!

7. All reasons and explanations are feeble, I choose to wait for you in silence of forgiveness.

8. Maybe I don’t understand too many things, maybe it’s my fault, maybe everything has been slowly missed, but I still look forward to your understanding and care!

9. If I make you worried or sad because I love you, then no words can replace my guilty mood. I’m sorry, how should I treat you?

10. If a man can’t get a woman understanding. So what if there is gold at my knees. I kneel down to express my 100% apology!

11. I know you are angry. And I'm so scared every time you get angry. Understand me, okay? Forgive me, okay?

12. I am a farmer, don’t be as knowledgeable as me!

13. Falling in love makes us narrow-minded, dear , all because I love you too deeply.

14. I really want to have a good time with you, blow away the unhappiness I have given you, and leave only the happiness I have given you.

15. I thought our love for each other was ordinary, but unexpectedly things changed suddenly; I realized that yesterday was hard to find, and I sent out the homing pigeon of love---I miss you very much!

16. I'm sorry, I've made you angry these past two days! I didn't mean to, please forgive me! Don't take it personally!

17. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make you angry yesterday. Are you okay? What were you doing at home? Nothing happened. Am I angry?

18. The goddess in my heart: I’m sorry! I did this because I like you and love you! I really want to be with you! Please give me another chance?

19. I deserve to be hit, I deserve to be scolded, it’s all because I didn’t listen to you, baby, please don’t be angry anymore, okay?

20. If an apology can resolve all resentment, then I Saying, but, is not sincere; if the sentence "I love you" can express all emotions, then I say, but, not pretending.

21. You seem to be angry, and I feel bad! If I caused this mistake, I hope you can forgive me! If you can't forgive me, I won't be able to forgive myself.

22. Can’t you tolerate a mistake made by someone who loves you? If you can forgive me, I will use my actual actions to make up for my mistake!

23 . No words can replace my guilty feeling. How can I get your forgiveness?

24. Maybe it’s fate. We don’t want to hurt the person we least want to hurt, but it still happens. Yes, believe me, because I love you, let us cherish each other!

25. Your unintentional hurt hurts you, and it hurts me.

26. I hurt you unintentionally. I feel bad too! I hope you can understand and give me a chance to change my ways! Start accepting me again!

27. Thinking of the sweetness we once had, all the anger disappears. This is true intimacy and nothing can break our love for each other.

28. It’s all my fault for talking nonsense. I’m sorry, I will never talk nonsense again. Please forgive me!

29. I sincerely ask you Forgive me, please don't be angry, okay?

30. Don't completely deny me because of this incident, at least keep me under probation for 60 years.

31. You seem to be angry, and I feel bad! If I caused this mistake, I hope you can forgive me! If you can't forgive me, I won't be able to forgive myself.

32. Being with you makes me happy and worry-free. I am really infatuated with you. I worry and feel sad for you. I have also been heartbroken. I don’t dare to change my heart. Don’t be too suspicious. I am most afraid that you are unintentional!

33. Forgive me! I know I was wrong. If you can’t forgive me, then keep calling me and scolding me! I am willing to be scolded by you until I grow old!

34. You are the one who loves me, and I am the one who hurts you. I am willing to heal your wounds with my heart, and I am willing to hold hands again...

35. I know you are angry, and every time you I'm so scared when I'm angry, understand me, okay? Forgive me, okay?

36. A little woman, but I like her very much. I will never make you angry again, I miss you, I miss you, I want to bite you!

37. I have completely figured it out, maybe I have put too much pressure on you, I know you It’s also very hard and tiring. With some things, you have your difficulties and your difficulties.

38. I feel guilty and don’t know how to speak, but I still want to say sorry.

39. Without forgiveness, life will be controlled by endless hatred and revenge. I really didn't mean to hurt you, and I really want to make peace with you. Please forgive me.

40. Although we often quarrel, and the words I say to you are all out of anger, I still love you very much in my heart

41. I know . You must be angry. Because I saw: your hair exploded.

42. My mobile phone will always be on for you. If you are willing to forgive me, you can contact me at any time.

43. I was wrong! My wife is gentle, virtuous, well-organized and knowledgeable, but I don’t know how to appreciate it. I’m sorry for you, please forgive me!

44. If my I feel helpless when my greetings offend you; I feel sad if the relationship between you and me is a burden; I feel sorry if the distance between my hearts has become far away; if everything has passed, please make it clear.

45. I’m sorry, I broke your heart, please forgive me, I will love you and love you forever as compensation!

46. I am not good, I will reflect on it; No, I'm guilty; it's my fault, I should live it. Dear, please forgive me.

47. Although I often make you angry, this is not my intention. I love you so much that I can even give up my life.

Text messages to apologize to my girlfriend

Text messages to apologize to my girlfriend

1. Please accept my sincere apology! sorry!

2. Don’t completely deny me because of this matter. At least keep me at home for the next year.

3. I really want to have a good night with you, blow away the unhappiness I have given you, and leave only the happiness I have given you.

4. Sorry, I have made you angry these past two days! It was not intentional, please forgive me! Don't take it personally.

5. It’s all my fault for randomly clicking on the computer. I’m sorry, I will never click randomly again. Please forgive me!

6. I know it’s all my fault. Please forgive me. Let’s not quarrel again in the future, okay?

7. Sorry, I have made you angry these past two days! It was not intentional, please forgive me! Don't take it personally!

8. I am silent because I feel guilty; I am blind because I feel guilty; I am in a trance because I feel guilty.

9. You are the one who loves me, and I am the one who hurts you. I am willing to heal your wounds with my heart, and I am willing to hold hands again.

10. If I am not good, I will reflect on it; I'm wrong. I'm drunk. Can you give me a chance to apologize?

11. Sorry, I didn’t mean to upset you yesterday. Are you okay? What are you doing at home? You're not angry with me.

12. Sorry! Excuse me! I was wrong! Never mind! I surrender! I can't stand it anymore! Forgive me!

13. Neon tears the sky apart at night, and tears of regret blur in front of my eyes. This is my fault! Honey, I miss you!

14. I just want to say: I don’t mean to make you angry, just because I love you. I don’t want to say more, I just want you to forgive me and I love you!

15. I am no longer angry with you. A broad-minded and respected person like me will definitely forgive you for still being angry with me!

16. Although I often make you angry, this is not my intention. I love you so much that I can even give up my life.

17. If something offended you or made you angry yesterday, then I will apologize today so that you and I can still be under the same umbrella tomorrow.

18. Dear: You said that the love letters I wrote were long novels, which were tiring and painful to read, so I switched to sending short messages, which are beautiful and inexpensive!

19. I’m sorry, baby, I can’t help myself in this world. All the mistakes I made are all my fault. I can kill you as I please, I just ask you to pay attention to me.

20. I just want to say: I don’t mean to make you angry, just because I love you. I don’t want to say more, I just ask you to forgive me and I love you!

21. Maybe I don’t understand too many things, maybe it’s my fault, maybe everything has been slowly missed, but I still look forward to your understanding.

22. I was wrong! My wife is gentle and virtuous, manages the household well, and is well-educated. But I don’t know how to appreciate her. I’m sorry for you, please forgive me.

23. I will explain everything with my actions and will never make you feel sad or disappointed again. I sincerely ask you to forgive me. I will always love you!

24. It’s not that I don’t love you, it’s because you didn’t feel it when I loved you. I'm not being willful, it's because I want to keep you in my heart.

25. If you think I am hopeless, then leave me alone. If you think I can still be saved, then forgive me again!

26. Please accept my sincere apology! sorry! I should be beaten, I should be scolded, it’s all my fault for not listening to you, baby, don’t be angry anymore, okay?

27. Who deserves to die the most? People like me deserve the most punishment. You can hit me, scold me, kiss me, love me or hate me, but don't ignore me.

28. What’s wrong with you? You are so fickle and your speech is not fluent. If I do something to hurt you, it is my fault. Can we meet tonight?

29. Neither you nor I can find new support. It doesn’t matter whether we were right or wrong in the past, as long as we all know clearly that there is still an unfinished ending in our hearts.

30. My mistakes keep me awake at night, and I say to you at 0:03 midnight: I wronged you. Without your forgiveness, I would rather sleep forever.

31. The past has become a fact, but the fact has passed after all. The important thing is to see the future from the past. I hope our future is not a dream!

32. Baby, don’t cry. Your tears are my pearls. If you drop one of them, I will feel extremely distressed. Don’t lose my pearls, let them shine in your heart.

33. If I make you worried or sad because I love you, then no words can replace my guilty mood. I'm sorry, how should I treat you?

34. I don’t know how to express my apology. It was not my original intention to make you sad. I originally wanted to bring you joy and happiness, but it turned out to be the opposite. I am really sorry!

35. Husband, I almost didn’t sleep last night. In addition to reflecting on my mistakes, I also want to show my actions and seize the time to make the warm cards. Please forgive me!

36. How can my heart be tormented when I don’t agree with you, treat you like an enemy, and have such changeable emotions? The words are casual, don't think too much, and don't think about the worst! I really love you!

37. I have been sending messages to you all night. You must have seen it, and you must be moved. Buddha said that if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell, and if I don't apologize, who will apologize?

38. Thinking of the sweetness we once had, all the anger disappeared. This is true intimacy and nothing can break our love for each other.

39. Sing sad songs and look at the girl you love. My heart is broken for you, the song is sung for you, my heart is broken for you. I just want you to be happy, I'm sorry.

40. Holding your hand, I miss your tenderness. Everything in the past was all my fault. Your forgiveness is my greatest happiness. I hope your face will shine again and your heart will be mine. Reopen.

41. My dear, you must always pay attention. I will appear in front of you on a flying carpet at any time, bringing your favorite chocolate, which contains my apology and the sweetness of love. I want to say sorry to you. !

42. Work is stressful every day. Go to work and get off work on time, and you can do a good job. Wife, no matter how hard or tired you are, I will support you, so do your job well. !

43. Holding hands and looking into tearful eyes, I was speechless and choked. Since ancient times, passion has hurt parting, and it’s even more unworthy of being left out on Valentine’s Day! After so many years, it should be a good time and beautiful scenery. Even if there are thousands of customs, who can tell them?

44. If my greetings offend you, I am helpless; if it is a burden for you and me to get along with each other, I am very sad; if the distance between our hearts has been far away, I am sorry; if everything has passed, please make it clear.

45. Tolerance can save our souls and guide us on the right path. Please don’t begrudge your kindness and show me tolerance! Forgive me and please save my heart, okay?

46. The scorching sun is like fire and the heat is unbearable, and the climate is unpredictable and the mood is very bad. God is angry, I hope you can be patient. If you have a bad temper, please bear with it! Forgive me, my dear, I apologize to you!

47. I really don’t regret it at all! I think no other woman can replace you! If you give me the slightest chance, I swear that I will cherish you better than anyone else and never let you get hurt.

48. Sorry! I'm so sorry, please forgive me! no? Then give it a kiss! No? Okay, okay, then I wish you good health and all your wishes come true, okay? I give it to you, and you can beat me or scold me as you please.

49. The morning comes, the morning comes early, the morning brings you the panacea, the sound of the morning chirping clears the mind, the morning light fills the face, and the spirit is good; the morning breeze blows, the worries disappear; the morning dew sparkles, the confidence arrives, may you Have fun every day, good morning.

50. In autumn, when the leaves are fluttering and the flowers are falling, my heart feels lonely. If you get angry and ignore me, the world begins to become bleak. The cold wind blows and the heavy rain sweeps me away. Please hurry up. Forgive me and give me my soul back!

51. The future belongs to persistent pursuit, the future belongs to noble self-confidence, the future belongs to tolerant understanding, the future belongs to lasting harmony, and the future belongs to the resolution of misunderstandings. Forgive me, let us have a future, okay?

52. Dear, forgive me, please? As long as you are willing to forgive me, I will use my life's money to make up for my mistake. Just let me pay it back in installments slowly, using my whole life to repay it, and I will make you happy, okay?

53. You, my dear, stole my love and my heart. I decided to take you to court. What crime should I punish you with? The judge went through all the criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously agreed: I sentence you to me for life.

54. You are a high-level killer. You killed my happiness with indifference, stabbed my happiness to death with distance, and attacked my passion with ruthlessness. Please let me go, my My soul is yours, don’t torture me anymore! Forgive me!

55. When youth is gone, time is hard to keep; when love is gone, sincerity is hard to keep; don’t let the white clouds float away, don’t let the true love flow down the drain; your tenderness is what I’m waiting for in this life, forgive me! I will love you forever and never look back. How could I forget you!

56. Understand the beauty of adulthood, which not only fulfills others, but also fulfills oneself; not only brings opportunities to others, but also opens up a broader space for oneself; not only makes others feel satisfied, but also realizes Self-liberation and relief.

57. Your misunderstanding has frozen my sincere heart at the bottom of the sea. I feel the pain of loneliness, the fear of darkness, the coldness of my heart, and the suffocation of life. Please forgive me! Please rescue me from the bottom of the sea quickly. Please care about me if you love me.

58. When water drops penetrate the hard stone, it rains; when the air blows through thin clothes, the wind rises; when the foolish old man pushes the earth truck, the mountain accumulates; all the resentment accumulates, drip by drop; let dissatisfaction follow the smoke and rain, and let the contradictions blow in the wind Get rid of the grass; let you and I be as wise as fools, suddenly enlightened and exhaled by the rays of light.

59. You and I are both single-winged angels. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. It is said that people come to the world just to find their other half. I finally found you after all the hard work, damn! But I found that our wings were aligned.

60. The last time you bought yellow croaker, I shouldn’t have sworn it and pretended to be a chef. As a result, you cheered when helping the cook, salivated when you smelled it, but dejected when you ate it. For your fragile psychology , which is unbearable. .

61. When you are around me, you don’t feel how wonderful it is; when you are not around, you feel irritable for no reason. I know that because of my unreasonable troubles, you are a little annoyed. I'm sorry. It's my fault. Don't be angry again. Will you take care of me? I hope you can smile when you see me!

62. I am extremely depressed when you ignore me. Do you know, dear, if you don’t go crazy in depression, you will perish in depression? Can you, the kind-hearted person, have the heart to let me become a psychopath or die? Just reply to the message and don’t torture the person who loves you the most.

63. As a silly me, I made an unintentional mistake, and I hope you can forget it; with a foolish heart, I have supreme true feelings, and I only hope that the sky will be sunny after the rain. With a heart full of guilt and deep love for you, I hope to win your forgiveness and favor!

64. Senior killer: You are a senior killer. You killed my happiness with indifference, stabbed my happiness to death with distance, and attacked my passion with ruthlessness. Please let me go. , my soul is yours, don’t torture me anymore! Forgive me!

65. Lifelong friends do not need to be in frequent contact, but they will always be remembered in the heart; lifelong friends may not be reasonable, but they must know each other. Although I occasionally lose my temper, my concern is always in my heart, and I hope my friends will not be angry.

66. I dreamed about your room last night and saw you and the toad on the bed opposite each other. I was so confused that I couldn’t think about it. I thought of me as a swan. How long had I been forgotten by you? If I feel lonely, please express my feelings. Waiting for your return, my dear, hurry up and grasp true love.

67. The words you speak are the water you throw out, and you cannot take them back. I should not have done something wrong, and I regret it very much. When I apologize, I feel it in my heart but cannot say it out loud. I really didn't mean it, so don't be angry. Please accept my deep apology: I am sorry.

68. Your departure made me understand the meaning of loneliness? Your anger made me know what regret is; your indifference made my heart hurt so much that I couldn't bear it. Please forgive me so that I can prove myself that you are the only one in my life.

69. Blame me for being reckless and embarrassing you; blame me for being stubborn and making you angry; blame me for being willful and making you angry; blame me for being willful and making you angry; I would like to turn my sincerity into a panacea; gain your understanding and relieve your sorrow; at the same time, I wish you : Be happy every day, everything goes as you wish, no more worries, happiness forever!

70. If sincerity is in arrears, love will have stopped. If we can turn back time and stay in the beauty of first meeting, our love will not pass away. I hope you can forgive my mistakes and come back to me. I will cherish you.

71. My dear, please don’t be angry again, you know? Carbon dioxide is already abundant on the earth, so there is really no need for you to get angry again. Is this good? You draw a circle, set up a trap, dig a hole, and I will jump. I just want you to laugh.

72. Hitting is love, scolding is love, beating and scolding is falling in love. I have been in love, and the love is very deep, but the love is not deep enough, so I quarreled with you. But I didn’t mean to make you angry, so I sincerely say to you: My dear, I’m sorry, please forgive me for being unavoidable!

73. The hot weather makes you angry. I feel really guilty. I blame myself and feel sad all day long. How can I relieve your worries? After thinking about it, I can’t say goodbye. I’ll just send a text message to express my appeal. I hope you forgive me. It's my fault, so don't worry about it anymore. Look at me sincerely apologizing. I hope you can forget your grudges with a smile.

74. Calm down, let go of the interference of interests, let go of the temptation of material things, and listen to the truest and purest voice in my heart. It is solemnly telling me what I actually want most. , that is; let love exist and never miss it again! I'm sorry, I love you.

75. Women in love are the most beautiful, believe it or not, the truth is there; men in love are the happiest, believe it or not, the truth is there; SMS communication is One of the best ways to express love, you will know if you believe it or not.

76. I’ll give you an apology feast. Ingredients: 1 sincerity, 2 points for forgiveness. Ingredients: 3 taels required, 4 taels please. Method: Cook the jelly until it is 5 times cooked, take it out and leave it for 6 minutes, put 7 pieces of regrets and 8 pieces of sincerity into the pot, stir-fry 9 times and it's done. Effect: Please forgive me very much.

77. After receiving this letter, I hope you can forgive me. Read this letter and ask you to forgive me. Save this letter to show that you accept me. Delete this letter to remind you of my mistakes today. , forward this letter, hinting at your smile tomorrow, and sincere apology to erase the sad memories, your tomorrow will be more beautiful!

78. I have committed an unforgivable mistake against you, my dear. I went to the temple to ask the Buddha for forgiveness. The Buddha said: To untie the bell, the person who tied it must also be tied. I went to church and asked Jesus for help. He said: You are Adam and Eve, figure it out for yourself. In order to save my love, I come to ask for your forgiveness. You are the Buddha in my heart, Jesus.

79. In the past, text messages carried our friendship and blessings; today, this text message carries my deep regret and deep apology. I hope you can forgive me for my short-term mistake. The mistake came from By chance, friendships last a lifetime. Friends, smile, the unpleasantness has passed away in my apology, and we will still move forward side by side tomorrow.

80. I am a bit black, but this is not my fault. Is there anything wrong with being black? Louis Koo is so dark, but you still like him so much and say he is handsome. I am almost as dark as him, so why don’t you say I am handsome! In fact, before I met you, my skin was black and white. After meeting you, it turned black and yellow. Practical sentences with homophonic memes to apologize to your girlfriend

Practical sentences with homophonic memes to apologize to your girlfriend Part 1

1. An old colleague’s signature on DingTalk reads “God is a girl” me When asked why he is so artistic, he said that this is called "God is unfair".

2. Nowadays, the future is really tight: masks are tight, hands are tight, clothes are tight, and trousers are tight.

3. Mr. Yu Guangzhong: "Don't ask me if you are in my heart. You are all in my heart."

4. Just now, I met a foreigner who spoke fluent English. It sounded very nice. I asked him whether he pronounced it in British or American accent, and he said that he pronounced it in a way that he really wanted to go out and watch electronic music!

5. Do you know why the fox can't stand up? It's because he is cunning.

6. I said to the crow’s feet at the corners of my eyes: We have to bounce around.

7. There was a little duck who stepped on the mud and ran very fast, and then fell asleep. The name of the story is called Mud Fast Sleeping Duck.

8. Zhang Fei escorted Liu Bei back to Jingzhou. Unexpectedly, he was ambushed by Cao Cao's army on the way. Liu Bei fled in a hurry. When he encountered a cliff on the road, Zhang Fei shouted, "Lord, rein in your horse!" Liu Bei: I am happy to be your mother!

9. Medusa petrified the wife of a general. The general said angrily: "How dare you petrify a lowly wife!" Medusa: "Hate...hate other people's hearts?"

10. If you don’t even add my WeChat account, why would you add Canada?

11. The steamed buns were too bland. I wanted to add some condiments. After adding them, I ate them. I just felt heartache. It turned out that what I added was so bland.

12. The little duck asked the mother duck: "Mom, what is this between our toes?" The mother duck said: "Webbed". The duck covered his face and burst into tears: "If you don't tell me, why don't you tell me?" You’re just making fun of me”

13. If I don’t even like it, then what sponsor do you like?

14. The child’s chocolate melted and fell to the ground. The child said it looked like mud, like mud. Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

15. I went to the zoo today and saw an elephant eating cheese from a child. It turns out that this is called elephant eating cheese from a child.

16. Pumpkin, Purple Potato and Peanut are good friends. One day, Peanut asked them to play. Pumpkin asked Peanut, who else is there? Peanut said, I, Purple Potato, are with you, did you hear that? I belong only to you.

17. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed and said nothing. Finally, I couldn't help but lift the lid, and it turned out that what was steaming was boredom.

18. If a girl does something bad, God will send you a boy when he gets angry.

19. I want to take you to eat roasted purple sweet potato, and then whisper in your ear "I am purple sweet potato and you".

20. The little animals had a dinner together, but the little elephant was very angry. It turned out that this was a weather bureau. Practical sentences with homophones to apologize to your girlfriend Part 2

21. The girl said to her father, "Dad, where are we going?" The father didn't hear, and her mother smiled. The girl said to her mother, "Mom, Why are you laughing?" Her mother slapped her.

22. The mother sparrow combed the little sparrow’s hair and asked her what hairstyle she wanted. The little sparrow said: Chirp

23. My friends have been persuading me to marry a rich man. It’s funny. Please stop persuading me, okay? Go and persuade the rich, I am willing!

24. Usually good-looking girls can get things done by acting coquettishly, but I have to rely on threats.

25. When I was fourteen years old, I caught a cicada, and I thought I had caught the whole summer. Unexpectedly, the cicada said: "I can't say that I hate it, but I just like it at all?

26. If Ouyang Xiu can't do it, go find Wang Zhihuan.

27. A pineapple went to get a haircut. The barber didn't give him a haircut after he sat there for a long time, so he said, "Get it." Just pay attention to me" (angrily coaxing the target's eyes)

28. The puff was squashed and my mother said I couldn't eat it. I asked why because it was a flat puff.

29. Sparrow The mother asked the little sparrow, "Baby, what kind of hair do you tie today?" "The little sparrow said, "Chirp, chirp." The mother replied, "Chirp, chirp, chirp."

30. Today is 37 degrees and it’s very hot. I bought two ice cream sticks, one for each of us to relieve the heat. Did you hear that? We are finished. .

31. Teacher: What is four plus one? Xiao Ming: It is equal to six minus one. Teacher: Why do you still say this when you know the answer? Xiao Ming: Because we young people don’t talk about five (martial arts)

32. I found an island today and I am obsessed with you

33. If you don’t even kiss me, why are you kissing the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau?

34. The mother cat scolded the kitten and said: "Why did you tear the caught mouse into pieces? Isn't it cruel?" The kitten Li Qudi said: But the mouse slices are really delicious.

35. One day, the little bear was washing clothes, but there was an area that couldn't be cleaned no matter how hard he washed it. Mother Bear said, "Please rub it carefully." The little bear's eyes turned red and he said, "Rub it, rub it, rub it."

36. A sheep migrates.

37. If you don’t even hold my hand, then why are you holding it? Holding Guanyin’s hand?

38. When I was seventeen, I held my hand. I caught a cicada, and I thought I had captured the whole summer. Cicada: I can’t say I love it, but I just like it at all.

39. The shrimp and the clam got 100 points at the same time. The teacher asked the shrimp if you copied it! Whose is it? The teacher said: "What kind of stick do you have?" said the teacher: "I copied the clam." ”

40. The child asked his mother why the flame of the candle couldn’t stop for a while. The mother said it was because it was a small spiritual fire