What is lying? If you use a little wit to break the immediate embarrassment and win a little spiritual victory, therefore,
Sacrificing a little truth can also be considered a lie, then women are indeed more talented liars. There are concrete examples.
Certificate. Have you never gone shopping with a woman? Especially when buying clothes, she never simply said what clothes to make and what clothes to buy.
Materials, how much to prepare. She is bound to be picky and earth-shaking, and at the same time she is muttering to herself, not because this horse is too unpredictable.
Thin, is to blame the horse material pattern is too old, this can't help washing, that can't help drying, this timid, that narrow facade, criticism.
I'm worthless. Actually, it's not like this at all. She just thinks the price is too expensive! If the price is cheap, others
All the shortcomings are not a problem, just buy and save what you don't want to buy. If a woman doesn't keep charcoal because it's expensive,
Pot, she must explain to people: "the charcoal pot in winter is the most unsanitary, and it is easy to have a sore throat in spring!" " "The roof leaked and the washbasin collapsed.
Before the plaster is repaired, the woman will explain to people like this: "I'm going to install electric lights in this place." Go by yourself
A woman who buys food in the street often only admits that walking and breathing fresh air are the only reasons for her listing. Women who often envy cars.
It means she hates the smell of gasoline. Women sitting in the middle row of the theater often say that the first class in the front row is the most uncomfortable. A woman
If you give it to someone else, you must say, "I really can't buy anything good ..." In fact, she didn't buy it at all, but someone else gave it to you.
Hers. When a woman says she is willing to go shopping with you, she actually wants to buy something by the way. In a word, women always turn the corner with joy.
A small smoke screen in the corner is harmless and decent. This is also art. Didn't Wilde say, "Art is
Is it a lie? These examples are just lies without copyright.
Women are fickle, a little hamlet-like, and can't make up their minds; If the problem is big, such as divorce and marriage, if the problem is small, such as change.
When changing clothes and shoes, women often decide to reconsider, reconsider and veto after reading it three times in their minds, and women decide one.
After that, you can make a 180 degree turn at any time and do something completely opposite to the decision, which makes people unable to follow.
Because it has become rapid, it is easy to give people the impression of "fragility". Shakespeare famously said, "Fragility is yours."
The name is' woman!' "But this fragility doesn't always make women suffer. The more elastic things are, the less likely they are to be destroyed. woman
Not only are decisions fickle, but even the position of a small pin often changes. Button the collar before noon and move it to your head in the afternoon.
Send it. Three sofas can pose in multiple positions: a few hairs can comb out countless flower heads. Speaking of clothes, there are many changes.
Often to the point of absurdity. Foreign women's hat can be a chicken feather, half an iron pot or a dustpan.
Women's robes in China have changed enough. A high collar can make her look like a giraffe. I hate it when the sleeves are short.
To make the armpit windy, buttons, embroidery and piping are even more elusive. "God gave her a face, she can be another one.
Make one. ""Women are made of water ",which is running water, not stopping water.
Women cry. On the one hand, crying is often a woman's weapon and few people can resist her tears. As the saying goes:
"Cry twice, sleep three times, hang yourself", which is really hard to cry. On the other hand, crying is often a woman's inner peace.
Full valve. "The power of women's patience is enormous. For the sake of men and children, she can tolerate awkward compromises. Women are right.
As far as their own enjoyment is concerned, they always belong to the Stoic School. When a man is not at home, she can become a vegetarian at once.
Righteousness, mice can climb out of the stove, turn on the electric light for fear of wasting electricity, and then turn off the switch for fear of wasting electricity. It's always extremely difficult, once it's refined.
When god is stimulated again, he can't bear it. A cavity of sadness and resentment naturally turned into handfuls of nose and tears, which gurgled out from the "safety valve"
Come out, make room for an empty heart, and then accept more compromises. Women seldom swear (swearing in the street makes them bitches, but it's actually very
I seldom wear sleeves, but my lacrimal glands are developed. People who are good at crying often laugh, giggle and giggle.
Geiger's smile, ha ha smile, smile is always on a woman's face, and this smiling face often becomes the most effective pass. Women like small ones best.
Boy, she can laugh her head off because of a funny gesture, her stomach hurts, she tears, and she even somersaults! Ai Yu Ledu
It's like Changchuan comes prepared and is on the verge of exploding.
A woman's mouth is probably used more when talking. Girls often have a glib tongue when they are young, that is, learning a foreign language.
It's also very attractive, unlike Lickitung in your mouth. When they grow up, they will be in small groups, gossiping and whispering.
Crispy and high-pitched, like cicadas and frogs, are really advocated by several departments! When you are old, in case you are a "long-tongued" type,
Then parents in the east, parents in the west, gossip, gossip, countless; In case it falls into the "watering can mouth" type, then
Trivial and complicated, nagging, how many times one thing is said, how many times one word is said, such as watering can betting, when all the streams come together.
Invincible, not for you! A man bought a fur coat for his wife. A friend asked him, "Do you want to make her comfortable?"
The man replied, "no, it's to make her talk less!" " "
It is not surprising that a timid woman saw a mouse faint on the spot abroad. Women in China are not so timid, but
It was thunder that made her tighten the hands of two old ladies, still trembling, but it was true. This is not man-made, it is not.
It is deliberately putting on airs in front of men, giving him a chance to stand up and say, "Don't be afraid, I am here!" " "She's really scared. In the dark.
In or out of place, no one, she is afraid; If there is anyone, she will be even more afraid! Killing cattle and sheep is not a woman's business, but killing chickens and sheep.
Fish is not effortless. Because of timidity, the main reason is probably physical weakness. Women's body temperature seems to be lower, there are
Many women are afraid of being fat, but they don't have enough to eat and are malnourished. In addition, they are afraid of being bloated and wearing thin clothes. When they tremble in winter, their socks are thin.
Such as cicada wings, the calf is frozen into the color of "rice lotus root", and the feet can't warm up in the quilt overnight, holding hot water bottles in both hands, from
Won in August, and will be released in May next year. How can we hope to be brave when we are hungry and cold?
There are many unattainable things about women's intelligence. A cotton thread can be inserted into the pinhole at once, and then it can be online at once.
Tie a knot at the end of the hair, then straighten the thread, knock on the teeth twice, and wipe the needle tip on the hair twice, and it will open.
Began to solve many troubles in life, such as sewing buttons on shirts and mending holes in socks. As for a few
It's amazing. Many things are made of sticks and sticks. A learned woman is right to create a "salon".
Talking about everything for more than half an hour will not only make people unable to sleep, but also make people suspect that she is an expert.
-Liang Shiqiu's woman
A person is ugliest when he is angry. Even if his face is like a lotus, once he is angry, he will become black and white, even his face is like
Soil, coupled with a full face of muscle distortion and prominent corners of the eyes, that face is not only disgusting. As the saying goes, "Anger comes from the heart.
Anger is a psychological and physical change. People seldom lose color when they encounter unpleasant things.
Yes Young people are full of vigor and vitality, and their words are different, adding to their anger, but many elderly people are often so angry and irritable. I have
A married man, who has reached the age of Bonzi Dynasty, is paralyzed. He must read newspapers, wear reading glasses, open newspapers and so on every morning.
Strike the table loudly, blow your eyes and call names. He doesn't like the records in the newspaper. Not if you don't look. If you watch it, you will vomit.
Gas. At this time, everyone is far away from him, and no one wants to be angry with each other. After a while, his anger subsided.
As the poem says: "A gentleman is angry and chaotic; A gentleman is like a gentleman, and it is chaotic. " This means that people with status are shocked.
Anger can bring order from chaos. Most people still want to lose their temper less and get into trouble less. In a rage, blood cells in the body don't
Knowing how much it hurts and not knowing how much blood pressure rises, in short, it is unsanitary. When the blood is boiling, the reason is not clear.
Wake up, words and deeds are easy to add points, and people are not suitable for themselves. The epic poem Teeters of the Greek philosopher said, "Count how much you have."
God has never been angry. Before, I was angry every day; Sometimes I get angry every other day; Later, I became angry every three or four days.
If you are not angry for 30 days in a row, you should thank God for his sacrifice. "Reducing the number of times you are angry is the achievement of your heart.
Fruit. It's hard to say how to cultivate one's morality. Another Stoic philosopher, Marcus Orelhas of Rome.
Say this: "When you are angry because of a person's shamelessness, ask yourself this question:' Can that shameless person be gone? "
Does this world exist? That's impossible. Don't ask for the impossible. "The bad guys don't need sanctions, but we don't need them.
Will be angry. If you have to be angry, you should also control this anger and make it moderate. Buddhism lists evil as one of the three poisons,
"Heart is not as good as fire", and overcoming it is one of the basic skills of spiritual practice. Yan Danzi said: "The brave are bloody and red-faced;
Those who are brave in pulse are angry and green; The brave are angry and white; A brave man is angry, but his color remains the same. "I think the brave will suffer.
I get it from practice. Born with a smile, that talent is too strong.
In the early Qing Dynasty, there was a Coulee who wrote Tom Manuscript, and there was an article "Don't be angry with Xuan Ji". He said, "I'm over four years old.
Ten, no temperament cultivation, no temperament change, because anger, self-blame, fear and finally tears, because' no'.
Angry Xuan Ming. "It is a good article, and its fear is beyond words, without losing the true nature of a scholar.
-Liang Shiqiu "Anger"
How a person is willing to sign his name is purely a personal matter. He has full freedom and no one can interfere with him.
However, there is also a minimum condition that his signature must be recognizable, otherwise the signature may lose its meaning and even bring NO.
Necessary troubles once, on the eve of an exam in a school, because of the title, you had to check the registration form to get it.
Get the real name, only to find that there is a candidate's signature on the registration like dragon and phoenix dance, like spring insects and autumn snakes, and like a ghost painting.
It's not a seal, it's not a thread, it's not grass. Everyone has passed on the concept and made different appraisals. Some people say that such candidates will not be good and will not take the exam.
Let's go Some people cherish talent because they did well in the exam. After a long time, someone made a clever move and gently took off his photo.
See if the signature on the back of the photo can be compared. This move, as expected, is divided into teaching, and we have seen this ingenuity.
The real name of the candidate. Everyone shook their heads at his calligraphy. I didn't trace whether my birthday was new or not.
Modernist painter or poet.
The signature on the check can be sketched at will, and it doesn't matter if it is strange, illegible or even like a mess.
Even darker, in short, it is difficult to imitate. But every signature should be consistent, graffiti or black pig.
Well, that pig and that crow must always be the same pattern. I'm afraid I'm not so free on other occasions. Someone I don't know wrote to him.
I, the letter itself shows that he is normal, but his normality did not last. I don't recognize his name. It's in the letter.
A reply is necessary. I have no choice but to cut out his signature and stick it on the reply envelope. I don't care if it can find me.
I see. This gentleman may have a misunderstanding that his signature should be readable by anyone who can read and write.
Chinese characters in China began in Cang Xie, but Oracle Bone Inscriptions, Zhong Ding, seal script, brush, line, grass and print changed greatly.
End, but this change is evolution and establishment. Even cursive scripts with certain writing norms are not.
Everyone can scribble at will. So there is a so-called "standard cursive script", which has its own writing style.
In the past, primary schools attached great importance to writing, and some teachers arranged for students to write thousands of words in grass. Nobody wants to do such a stupid thing now.
Looking through any attendance book for weddings and funerals, there will always be some ironic signatures. After some painters finished this huge structure,
A signature is like a painting. The signature style of Badashan people is very strange. Some people say that it is slightly like "tears in laughter", which contains hidden pain. Painting is not as good as the Eighth National Congress.
Those who are not allowed to help with the case.
A signature can best represent a person's character. Wang Xizhi's signature has dozens of styles, all of which are the same.
Familiar and handsome. Look at his signature, whether it's on the letterhead or at the end of Cambodia, a charming charm jumps from the paper. He wrote Wisdom.
The words are varied and swaying. There are many scholars and few books in the world, and no one can get its essence, either fat or thin or not.
It's too loose to imitate the word semantic.
Some people are contaminated by western customs, and when they meet news figures, they rush in and ask for signatures with small notebooks or temporary torn pieces.
As a souvenir. In fact, after signing, most of them are missing, just a storm. I remember one year, a provincial examination was held at public expense.
In study, a student's performance was not bad. At the end of the oral exam, on a whim, he took out a small notebook from his pocket and invited members of the examination Committee one by one.
After signing autographs as a souvenir, the examiner flew into a rage and dismissed them, thus losing their reputation in Sun Shan.
The title of the Wild Goose Pagoda looks elegant, but it is vulgar. The inscriptions on the Big Wild Goose Pagoda include not only new scholars, but also monks and Taoists.
Between. Charm still exists, and I haven't gone yet. Wherever there are places of interest, there are inscriptions on a tour almost everywhere, even carved with a knife.
The name of the period has been hung for a long time. The following three generations are afraid of their bad names, but there are also points of good and evil. I remember a new fence full of water.
Mud, I don't know which passerby is soaring, pick up a stone or a wooden stick or something, and the cement is wet and soft.
The brushwork of the book is written with the words "Wang XX". More than 20 years have passed, and his title has not spread. Unfortunately, his name is really indecent.
—— Signature of Liang Shiqiu