1. If my relationship fails, the person lying on the ground must be the other person

2. Just like you, I have watched it for too long and I don’t want to watch it anymore!

3. Brother, is the fan in your head broken? !

4. Mosquitoes are not disgusting. What is disgusting is that Tang Bohu forgot to light mosquito coils for us.

5. Superman and I are different. Superman flies in parallel lines, but I fly in parabolas.

6. I don’t think I’m bald, I’m just taller than my hair.

7. Each of us is a patient, but some people are named doctors.

8. It is not terrible to meet a group of rogues on the Internet, but the terrible thing is to encounter a pair of rogue software.

9. The sky is vast, the wilderness is vast, and the mentality of getting rich suddenly is too confusing.

10. People who treat themselves too much as onions are often very good at pretending to be onions.

11. After the good students finish the test: "The test is over -" The bad students finish the test: "Fuck." It’s over!

12. I asked Fahai: What is fate? Fahai said: Just wait, I will accept you sooner or later.

13. I swore that I would cut off my hands if I went online again, but I found out that I was the Thousand-Armed Guanyin.

14. If you say too many polite words, your face is obviously not thick enough.

15. Before I met you, I really didn’t realize that I had the problem of judging people by their appearance.

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