1. Don’t fall in love prematurely. What you are talking about now is someone else’s husband or wife in the future.
2. Remember. My dear, those who are good-looking are called coquettish, and those who are ugly are called coquettish!
3. Every piece of fat on your body is eaten by you yourself. Tell me, what else do you have to complain about?
4. The beauty of a woman lies in being so stupid that she has no regrets; the beauty of a man lies in being able to tell lies to the point of seeing ghosts in daylight.
5. When they are passionately in love, couples often lament what virtues they have accumulated in their previous lives; after getting married, couples often wonder what sins they have committed in their previous lives.
6. If life deceives you, don’t worry, take out your beauty camera and deceive life.
7. When comforting others, you use one set of ropes. When comforting yourself, you just want to find a rope and one set of ropes.
8. What is the use of posting selfies every day? If you look like the selfie, how come you don’t have a boyfriend?
9. I finally got used to my appearance, got a haircut, and changed my ugly style.
10. If you want to know what hope is, please buy a lottery ticket; if you want to know what despair is, please buy a bunch of lottery tickets.
11. According to legend, there are two types of people left in love, one is a man without money, and the other is a woman who doesn’t know how to package.
Twelve. There are only two results of unrequited love, either to achieve Zhengguo, or to become a Buddha immediately. If you take a step back, you will achieve your own blue sea and blue sky.
13. Never quarrel with your parents, because you will only get scolded when you can't win, and beaten when you win.
14. Princesses are always woken up by princes’ kisses. As for you, besides waking up from hunger, you also wake up from peeing.
15. If life deceives you, don’t be sad or impatient. You must be dreaming, because you have no life at all.
16. I just saw a figure that looked very much like you. I ran after him like crazy. Then I remembered that you were not in this city, and I stopped. I put down the brick in my hand and almost hit the wrong person.
Seventeen. Look at yourself on the scale. Do you have the nerve to say it’s your mother’s thoughtful little cotton-padded jacket? It’s just like a military coat.
Eighteen. I am 17 years old this year. I drive a Maserati and use an iPhone I have millions of dollars in the bank. I didn’t rely on my parents or friends. All of this was imagined through my own efforts.
19. What to do if you don’t want to do laundry. Just take a daughter-in-law. If the daughter-in-law is virtuous, she will wash your clothes; if the daughter-in-law is strong, you will learn how to wash clothes.
20. Are women really immune to all kinds of small animals? The master replied: For example: Land Rover, Hummer, Jaguar, BMW, and of course, Tmall!
Twenty-one. The most beautiful thing in the world is eating meat. Never betray, never cheat, eat a pound, grow a pound, and always treat each other sincerely.
Twenty-two. In this ruthless age, if you want others to never forget you, the best way is to not pay back the money you owe.
Twenty-three. People must not treat themselves badly when they are alive. For example, losing weight is too far away from me. It is more practical to eat meat in a bowl.
Twenty-four. Why do some boys suddenly ignore you after flirting with you? They cast the net over a large area and selectively fished, and you were released.
Twenty-five. Others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny.
Twenty-six. The wind is so strong outside today. I am so scared. If everyone else is blown away, I won’t be able to blow them away. That would be so embarrassing.
27. When I was a child, I compared my academic performance. When I grew up, I compared my salary and income. Now I even compare the number of steps when walking! Let me go, I just want to be a trash that lives in peace with the world, but when I actually became trash, I realized that I even had to sort the trash!