1. What are some sentences that describe humor?

Humor is a sense of proportion.

——Li Ji Bo Lun Many true words are said in jokes. ——Swift Humor is the sense of absurdity that refuses to be taken seriously.

——Usher’s humor and wit are flashes of wisdom. ——English Shakespeare's humor is a manifestation of wisdom, education and moral superiority.

——De Engels A successful person deals with setbacks with a sense of humor. ——James Penn Humor is a beautiful and healthy quality.

May you allow yourself to be humorous. ——Lenin, the former Soviet Union. People who understand humor are generally very happy.

——Quiet humor is a sign that workers have confidence in their cause and that they have an advantage. ——Engels A truly humorous person has a unique understanding, smiles happily and coldly, and breathes a sigh of relief into the dull life.

——Qian Zhongshu Humor is the light of all wisdom, shining in the spirituality of ancient and modern philosophers. Anyone who has the quality of humor is smart and enlightened.

They will use humor to solve all difficult problems and arrange every situation calmly and just right. ——Qian Renkang You can’t always get along with others with a straight face.

A sense of humor is paramount; it will make your job easier and bring a welcome dose of sunshine into the lives of your employees. ——Parkinson Rust Moji's good humor not only makes you laugh, it also makes you cry! If you cry too much, the price will drop. So when the tears are gone, you will be happy. You can still see the author's solemn and sincere soul in the laughter.

Perhaps the pain of humor is no less painful than the pain of pain. ——Wang Meng’s humorous sentence I came quietly and left quietly. I waved my dagger and left no one alive. When will the bright moon come? I look up at the hero and don’t ask about the way out. The gangster doesn’t care about his age. When he sees injustice on the road, he roars. After roaring, he continues on. There is no wall that is airtight when walking forward, and there is no Liang that cannot be hanged. Confucius said: If you don’t sleep at noon, you will collapse in the afternoon! Mencius said: Confucius is right! Take the child's hand and drag him away! If Ziruo doesn't leave, he'll be knocked unconscious and continue to be dragged away! Does being big mean you are powerful? Aren’t the dinosaurs still extinct? When parents deceive their children, it is called education; when children deceive their parents, it is called deception; when they deceive each other, it is called generation gap.

Don’t talk about feelings with me, because talking about feelings will hurt your money. 2. What are the poems about "humor"

1. "Mountain Residence in the Evening Autumn" by Huang Tao of the Tang Dynasty

The refreshing air is everywhere, and it is embarrassing to look at it.

The lonely smoke is sad about the setting sun, and the tall trees are sick about the west wind.

The sound of woodcutter comes out from the silent mountain, and the cicadas think about poverty in the cold dew.

At this time, there are foreign affairs, and several people share the same humor.

2. "Horse Horse Joins the Army and Encounters a Drunken Song" by Chen Zi'ang of the Tang Dynasty

The unique humor comes from March.

Hidden in the deep forest.

The time has passed.

Solitary and angry.

Who knows my heart.

Ruzi Ruzi.

It can be distinguished from reason.

3. "A Collection of Poems by Chen Lin, Prince Ye of the Wei Dynasty" by Xie Lingyun in the Southern and Northern Dynasties

When the emperors and Han Dynasties met in the villages, the world was in trouble.

The Dong family fell into Guanxi, and the Yuan family supported Hebei.

Shan Minyi Zhouzhang, embarrassed and restrained.

Don't you think you should be good to yourself and cherish your motherland forever?

My husband is a diligent king, and I believe he can defeat the candid thieves.

Restore the glory of Dongdu and see the Han Dynasty again.

I have many blessings for the rest of my life, and I am worthy of being virtuous.

Love the guests without getting tired, drink the scenery of Yan Yan.

Listen to the stars at night, and travel in the morning in the dark.

The sorrow moves Liang Ai, and the eagerness stirs up humor.

Let’s have fun for one day, and don’t know what the past will bring.

4. "Yan Zi often brings his harp into the village" by Chao Buzhi of the Song Dynasty

There is a harp on every wall, and it rains in February this year.

The wheat in the ridge is as deep as the people, and the room is full of humorous and salty sounds.

I don’t want to listen to the high mountains and flowing water. Listen to me and say that you are working hard.

Ten miles west of Xue Lao Village, there are no willow trees in the prairie due to drought.

The mango shoes drag the stick to chase the sickle cage, and I feel hungry and heartbroken when I haven’t eaten at noon.

The wheat fields are turning into yellow waves, and the nymphs are coiled like snails.

The wheat has not been harvested and the beans have been planted. There are few traces under the house and many fields.

5. "Taibai Yuanyou" Cui Dunli of the Song Dynasty

The world has been turned upside down, who can see the remaining steadfastness.

It is humorous to be alone here, just like a tortoise and a turtle.

If you don’t want to be carefree, you can be comfortable. Why should you be restrained and keep things steady?

I will lean on my sword as far as the sky, and want to hang my bow on Fusang.

The nest is made of arrogance, and the place is made of nothingness.

The luck is lifted by the strong wind, and it is faked by flying in the sky.

3. Sentences about humor

1. I came quietly, and left quietly, waving my dagger, leaving no one alive

2. When will the bright moon appear? Look up yourself.

3. A hero doesn’t care about the way out, and a gangster doesn’t care about his age.

4. When you see an injustice on the road, you roar, and then you continue to move forward.

5. There is no regret. There is no wall that is ventilated, and there is no beam that cannot be hung

6. Confucius said: If you don’t sleep at noon, you will collapse in the afternoon! Mencius said: Confucius is right!

7. Hold the child’s hand and drag the child away! If Ziruo doesn't leave, he'll be knocked unconscious and continue to be dragged away!

8. Does being big mean you are powerful? Aren’t the dinosaurs still extinct?

9. When parents deceive their children, it is called education; when children deceive their parents, it is called deception; when they deceive each other, it is called generation gap.

10. Don’t talk about feelings with me. Talking about feelings will hurt your money. 4. Ancient poems about humor

In the middle of the night, ghosts knock on the door. Pedestrians on the road want to die. The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves in front. They die on the beach. Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, southeast, northwest, middle, white, harem beauties, three thousand people, and iron rods. Will be ground into a needle, undress and take off my belt, but I will never regret it. I will be haggard for Yi. I will be haggard over thousands of mountains and rivers. I will always give you more love. Is it okay? If you are poor, you will be alone. If you are rich, you will have a group of wives and concubines. The three cobblers all smell the same. Shoot people first and shoot horses. Catch an adulterer and put him in bed to study. When the time comes, he will hate the lack of money until the end of the month. If there is not enough money to spend, if there is love, the sky is also the old man. If there is love, die early. My talents will be useful. The mouse son will dig holes and ask you how much sorrow you have. Just like a pot of Erguotou (with hair knots). The husband does not go to bed), the wife who is poor does not go to bed.

The Chinese teacher is furious! _______________ I long for freedom, but how can a human body crawl out of a dog’s hole..., my deskmate’s answer: The hole for a dog to crawl out of is also locked / Damn it, it’s all locked! "If love lasts forever," a classmate said: It's time for two people to get married. "Thousands of mountains and rivers are always filled with love." The classmate replied: Can I give you an extra portion?

The marking teacher said right: Love is love, points are points, and it doesn’t matter if you give more than one. "If the sky is sentimental, the sky will also grow old." What's the next sentence? Answer: If you are not romantic, you will waste your youth! Correct answer: If the moon has no regrets, the moon will be full! (Li He's "The Golden Bronze Immortal's Farewell to the Han Dynasty") "If the sky is sentimental, the sky will also grow old." What is the next sentence? Answer: If a person has love, he will die early.

Correct answer: If the moon has no regrets, the moon will be round! "I urge God to cheer up, but God roars at me three times." Correct answer: All kinds of talents are sent to you, Gong Zizhen. The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead. Answer: The previous wave died on the beach. Thousands of sailboats passed by the side of the sunken boat. The students said: The peacock spreads its tail in many ways.

The students in the first grade of junior high school are right, climbing to the city and taking in the mountain scenery among the white clouds. The classmate is right: I went to the hotel to hug the young lady to bed. His Chinese teacher vomited blood and died on the spot.

A masterpiece by a first-year junior high school student: A ghost knocks on the door in the middle of the night (fill in the blank), and pedestrians on the road want to die. The sun rises in the east and rains in the west. Answer: A fight at the end of the bed and a fight at the end of the bed. When I was in the first year of high school, there was a monthly exam. Sentence: Look up to the sky and laugh loudly and go out. (correct answer) How can I be a Penghao person? Someone in the class wrote: I accidentally twisted my waist.

There is another sentence, the previous sentence: Hibiscus comes out of clear water, (correct answer) nature removes the carvings. Some people write that lotus roots grow out of mud; others even more brilliantly write: heroes emerge from troubled times.

In the Chinese language test in the first grade of high school, the question was: Dongfeng did not agree with Zhou Lang, what is the next sentence? 80% of the class’s answer was: Losing your wife and losing your troops. Correct answer: Tongquechun locks Erqiao deeply.

Chinese papers in high school often require poems to be filled in. One question was about "The sub-family of the Zhongshan Wolf____________" from "A Dream of Red Mansions". A boy filled in the question "I am the Siberian Tiger". We all laughed in high school. Examination, "Without a colorful phoenix and two flying wings, ________". A classmate filled in "The couple returned the home together."

In high school, Mao's words were: red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue, and purple. () The classmate replied: white in the southeast, northwest, and middle. A leopard can be seen in the tube.

Answer: It scared me. Hahaha (The original text is evident) Another time when I was asked about Tao Yuanming's question "I can't bend my waist for five buckets of rice," the classmate answered "Just give me six buckets of rice."

There is also Li Qingzhao's dreamlike order "Do you know? Do you know?___________"..." The original sentence is "It should be green, fat, red and thin." The student replied: "Sorry i, don't know." " In the exam, what is the next sentence of "You will regret less when you have used the books"? The students answered, "The money will not be enough to spend at the end of the month." In the Chinese exam, I asked: I asked you how much you are worried. The classmate filled in, "It's like a pot of Erguotou." The teacher said: Angry, you drank too much again.

The second half of Mr. Lu Xun’s sentence was “I splashed Xuanyuan with my blood”, and the classmate filled in the first part with “He stabbed me with his knife”

Relatives and friends in Luoyang asked each other, and the classmate wrote: Please don’t tell him. The correct answer is: A heart of ice is in a jade pot of grape wine and a luminous cup. The classmate wrote: There are a lot of money and beauties. The first couplet in the final exam is a hero. The sword is not old yet.

The junior high school student’s second line is.

My mother is so charming. Please fill in the next sentence in the brackets: If the sky is sentimental, the sky will also grow old. (I am only worried that I will not be able to wait.) Who has never died in life since ancient times? Who can defecate without paper? The previous sentence: The sun rises in the east and in the west. Yu~ Asked to fill in the next sentence~ A classmate filled in: Get on the wrong sedan chair and marry the right man~ Shoot the man first and shoot the horse ________.

The classmate replied: Catch the adulterer in bed. With a colorful phoenix flying on its body, the answer is: A plucked phoenix is ??not as good as a chicken (the correct answer is that the mind has a clear understanding of things). The first sentence of "flying into the homes of ordinary people" should be "the swallows in front of the old Wang Xietang".

A classmate wrote: "Konka Caiba TV sets are flying into ordinary people's homes." In an exam in the fifth grade, a classmate from the "Three Stooges" wrote, "The stench is the same." The invigilator and the principal outside laughed as they thought about those days when we were always at war with each other. (Ask the next sentence) The classmate fills in - Look at the current situation, stalking.

Correct answer: Swallowing thousands of miles like a tiger. An exam An egret flies in front of Xisai Mountain, ______? My classmate got it right very neatly: A turtle crawls by the river in East Village. A classmate asked: I wish you a long life, and the answer is: A heart will last forever. I laughed wildly at the time, but now I think it is quite classic. A classmate filled in: I am born to be useful. There was a time when I was showing my magical powers and I took a test: I am old and I am old, and my classmates filled in: my wife, my wife, and my wife.

--! One classmate answered like this: Is there a bright moonlight in front of the bed__________? The answer is: Li Bai sleeps soundly. In the Chinese exam, there is a revolutionary poem in the fill-in-the-blank section: The door for people to enter and exit is locked, ______________, a voice shouted: Chinese exam final exam answer: Good medicine is bitter and good for the disease, answer: Do not eat it. What a fool. Since ancient times, no one has died. Answer: It’s just that people die in sequence.

Ending: After the parent-teacher conference, my colleague was left by the teacher to lecture him.

In the monthly exam, one question was to memorize the next sentence of "I am born with talents that will be useful." A gifted student answered, "The son of a mouse can dig holes." The Chinese teachers in the entire office burst into laughter without any image." Female: Have you ever had a girlfriend? Male: Ten years of life and death are uncertain, without thinking, and unforgettable.

Female: Dead? How did you die? Male: Mountains and mountains are exhausted, and there are thunders and snow in the summer.

How did you get here these years? Man: His face is dusty and smoky, his hands are gray and his fingers are black. Woman: Alas, it’s not easy.

What was your first feeling when you saw me? Man: Suddenly, the spring breeze comes, and there are thousands of trees. The pear blossoms are blooming. Female: (blushing) How good is it? Male: What is conveyed by dross is not pure beauty, but what is difficult to describe is spirit.

Female: Do you have an ideal? If you are young, you dare to laugh at Huang Chao. Woman: What do you think about love? Man: Only in this mountain, no place in the clouds.

Woman: Do you like reading? Male: There are twelve volumes of military books, and each volume has my father’s name! Female: Are you bragging? You are so talented, why? 5. What are the sentences that describe "humor"?

1. Humor.

——Li Jibolun 2. Many true words are said in jokes ——Swift 3. Humor is the sense of absurdity that refuses to be taken seriously. .

——Usher 4. Humor and wit are flashes of wisdom. ——English Shakespeare 5. Humor is a manifestation of wisdom, education and moral superiority

— - De Engels 6. A successful person deals with setbacks with a sense of humor. - James Pan 7. Humor is a beautiful and healthy quality.

May you make yourself humorous - Lenin of the former Soviet Union 8. People who understand humor are generally very happy

——Tranquility 9. Humor is a sign that workers have confidence in their career and that they have an advantage. ——Engels 10. , A truly humorous person has a unique understanding, smiles happily and coldly, and breathes a sigh of relief into the boring life.

——Qian Zhongshu 11. Humor is the light of all wisdom, shining in the world. Among the spiritual beings of ancient and modern philosophers, those who have the quality of humor are smart and enlightened.

They will use humor to solve all difficult problems and arrange every situation calmly and appropriately. Qian Renkang 12. You can't always get along with people with a straight face

A sense of humor is the most important, it will make your work easier, and it will also improve the lives of your employees. Bringing the much-loved sunshine - Parkinson's Rusty Moji 13. Good humor doesn't just make you laugh, it also makes you cry! If you cry too much, your tears will fall, so if you cry too much, you will be happy. , the author's solemn and sincere soul can still be seen in the laughter.

Perhaps the pain of humor is not weaker than the pain of pain. - Wang Meng. 6. What are some poems that describe funny things?

A score of 1 does not mean a high score, just a pass is enough. If you are not diligent, you will be smart if you have money. In this exam, I am the only one who cannot do it. Tears stained the face, tears fell into the mouth

. There was no conversation or laughter, and there was no habit of going back and forth. Nanyang Video Game City, Xishu Game Hall, Confucius said: "Why don't you go?" Answer

Said: "My parents do not know my heart.

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2 Books are like the sea, and titles are like the sea. Where is the boat for studying? My back is wet with sweat, and I am angry with tears. The red crosses are scattered all over the ground, greasy and greasy, but the points are still the same.

Who can tell me that I am so thin that I only see my bones but my flesh is not visible? I am tired and my face is haggard. I am sleeping in the bright spring scenery.

I am not tired from doing exam questions?

3. This kid has no talent. If I don’t come up, I’ll hand in the blank paper and the duck egg will roll down. Once the test paper appears, there will be a red light. When you get home, you can take off your clothes. , the wound appeared, I beat him several times

4 This poem is not my intention, exams are no fun, writing poems is not as good as playing games; I was excited to surf the Internet last night, I was so drunk that I didn’t know my way back, I got lost, and I made a mistake

When I entered the depths of the garbage, I was startled by countless flies, and I vomited; I was transitioning into a fantasy in class, and I was so intoxicated that I didn’t know where to go, and suddenly I saw a black face, it was terrifying

It was terrifying, and I almost died in the teacher’s belly. It can relieve worries and relieve worries. Suddenly I saw a beautiful girl waving, I paused and closed the other windows. At the end of the conversation, it turned out to be an old man from the north.

5 The sun shines on the incense burner and purple smoke rises. Li Bai comes to roast duck.

6. A fat pig is so big and long that its body can fly across the Pacific Ocean.

7. Turn on the lights, and there are cockroaches on the ground. Spray dichlorvos on them, and all the cockroaches are dead. 8 The whole country is covered with black holes. The yellow dog is white, and the white dog is swollen. 9 I haven’t seen a poet in my life, but when I see a poet, he is eight feet tall. How can I be farting on a high wall if I am not a poet?

10 The articles about Sanjiang are like my hometown. Brother She studied articles with me.

Modern poetry has no author dynasty

Modern poetry is also called "vernacular poetry", which can be traced back to the late Qing Dynasty. It is a kind of poetry, similar to classical poetry. In comparison, although they are all written to feel

objects, they generally do not adhere to format and rhythm.

Modern poems are free in form, rich in meaning, and the management of imagery is more important than the use of rhetoric. , completely breaking through the characteristics of ancient poetry of "gentleness, sincerity, sadness but not resentment", and placing more emphasis on free, open and straightforward statements and communication "between the sensible and the insensible".