2. According to the pig's aesthetics, I'm basically a handsome guy ~

3. I'm not as perfect and strong as you think. Money and beautiful women are enough to conquer me!

4. After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so specific ~

5. Aunt, I'll meet you at heartbroken cliff in 16 years, so don't forget to send me a message!

6. since two prostitutes claimed to be graduates of a famous university, I now generally claim to be illiterate!

7. Angels and demons play tug-of-war with my soul ~

8. I used to be an angel, really! On arrival, God kindly said to me, "Go, son, you are a man born to make-up exams ..." < P > 9. I was cheated with my belly button on my first night ... < P > 1. Male No.2 said to female No.1, "Why do you love others behind my back!" (26 * * * * Li Sao)

11. * * * * * *-except Japanese sluts!

12. If you don't know Zhejiang University men, it's useless to call them obscene ~

13. When men cheat, their IQ is second only to Einstein!

14. House prices are getting higher and higher, so there are fewer and fewer good men ...

15. Can a beauty from Jurassic be regarded as a classical beauty?

16. Since the "Messa Incident" last year, I'm afraid the only thing that CCTV can convince people now is to report the hour ...

17. Log off at midnight on time! Otherwise, the princess will turn back into Cinderella ~

18. I have something to do as a secretary, but nothing to do as a secretary!

19. When you are away from home, please remember: Be sure to return Niu B to Niu!

2. Depriving people of their right to speak is as maddening as a rapist holding a woman to the ground but unable to take off her pants ~

21. Love me for free, with annual discount!

22. Please show me your health certificate before going to bed!

23. Take the title of big milk and enjoy the treatment of second wife!

24. oh, let a man of spirit venture where he pleases, don't leave your wife empty!

25. I'd like to be a lovebird in the sky and the same circle in the ground *!

26. Don't worry, I have lost my appetite when I see you, so I can't talk about sexual desire! ! !

27. Although sleeping naked, plug and play!

28. She is as aggressive in bed as under the bed!

29. She said, "I want to play with feelings, not your organs!"

3. I like people who are "half-hearted": caring, confident and responsible for me; Talking creatively makes me "satisfied"!

3. In the process of dismemberment ... Would you like a piece?

31. Just call me Chao Wei, although I sing like Xueyou ~

32. I will always think of you when I feed * ...

33. God said, "Let there be light." I said, "No!" So there was night ...

34. Since I turned into a bubble of shit, no one dared to step on my head anymore ~

35. Wearing slippers with the word "human", I won a hurdle race with Liu Xiang, and if I lost, I retired from the Jianghu. At present, I am actively preparing for ING ...

36. I put KONKA's TV remote control on my trousers. Otherwise, you can strangle me with a scarf! !

39. Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face ...

4. It's enough to really love a woman in your life, and it's not enough for me to fight hard with him! ! !

41. A temporary impulse is a crisis for future generations!

42. rape is easy to hide, but psychosexuality is hard to prevent!

43. Jack Slow * * ※ *-Czechoslovakia ~

44. Life is just nonsense and imagination, so simple life requires no nonsense and less imagination!

45. There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage and money.

46. Be proud of being a slut, and be drunk with grace ~

47. It's better to taste fresh honey than eat a basket of rotten peaches!

48. This word is pronounced: Ru!

49. The one who really loves you is not the one who can hold up an umbrella for you in rainy days, but the one who can accompany you with gonorrhea ~ (C _ Chairman/Chai 21)

It's a good idea to get married on August 8, 51.8 ~

52. Life is a game, and the obstacles you encounter are all kinds of hurdles, so let's go to the raiders as much as possible.

53. Anything you say is nonsense-because you are a basket case!

54. The species of animals are decreasing, but the species of people are increasing?

54. When I first entered the Taoist school, you were a good student ~

55. If you refused to wear crazy red dancing shoes, you must be spinning like a top now, right?

57. As long as the sunrise appears before sunset, as long as the class arrives before class.

58. I insist that kelp and shrimp skin are seafood, so that I can say to my friends, "I often eat seafood!" "

59. Don't waste time on people who don't care about you. If you can't stand it, go to Warcraft!

6. Minimum configuration for defecation: one for qianjiang evening news; Suggested configuration: one titan sports+one toilet paper; Luxury configuration: one Chinese+one playboy+some toilet paper.

61. I only drink pure water when drinking water, and pure milk when drinking milk, so I'm very simple ...

62. In order to cooperate with the successful completion of family planning work in China this year, I decided not to contact friends of the opposite sex for the time being, thank you for your cooperation ~

63. Since men are unreliable, I'd better find a handsome and rich one ~

64. As long as it's not dirty, we. (Please indicate Tianya Community)

65. Study hard for China! A pack of Chinese is a lot of money ~ ~

66. I only say three sentences, including the above one, and my words are over!

67. Boss, shoes of size 38 are too small and shoes of size 39 are too big!

68. Eat tofu when there is meat, and eat meat when there is tofu; I miss someone only when there is no tofu and no meat ~

69. I was sad for several days when I saw you smile; I was happy to see you cry for several years!

7. Come with me and I'll take you to sleepwalk!

72. People are moral because they haven't been tempted enough ...

73. People should do good deeds with evil intentions ~

74. What should we do in the future? We'll talk later! ! !

75. Women are refined animals-women are just refined animals ~

76. Who is Bajie's wife? * Ah ~~~

77. I didn't give it to women at first, but later I was in a hurry to get it!

78. Men pretend to understand when they don't understand, while women are just the opposite ~

79. Men who are fashionable again have to bow their heads in front of reality, and those who are smoking again have to wash and sleep after finishing ...

8. I use 1 reasons to explain "I love you!"

81. One mountain can't accommodate two tigers, unless there is a male and a female!

82. Spit is used to count money, not to reason! !

83. The only contribution of China Football Team to China is to make more and more people care about basketball.

84. Men are reliable, so you should be reliable; Women are lovely, so you have to be cute ~

85. Hello ~ Is this China Mobile? This is China Unicom. My PHS is broken. Can you send China Tietong to fix it?

86. Newton's first law tells us that only by enriching ourselves first can we attract others; Newton's third law tells us that only by being kind to others can others be kind to themselves.

87. Revelation from Tianya Searching for People: Wang Hailiang, male, 22 years old, handsome and from Yushu. As a mentally retarded child, I accidentally got lost a few days ago. If anyone sees me, I will be grateful for your help!

88. I roared loudly, in the silent toilet. Your strange eyes, whether surprised or unhappy, didn't make my voice smaller. Because what amuses me is not that you went to the wrong toilet, but that I forgot to bring toilet paper.

89. one day, I suddenly felt bloating, and my eyes were full of objects. I got up and went to the toilet, and I was able to find a big ball of light, which was called the sun. If you get another blue ball, you will fall to the ground, which means

to call the earth. After a long time, I didn't feel good, so I picked it with my finger and got a small dung ball. I thought that my home was poor and there was no light, so I named it the moon to show the wishes of the grass people. However, everyone has shit, so the starry sky is brilliant!

9. I am an academician of the Institute of Advanced Diving, Chinese Academy of Sciences, and I won the Nobel Prize for Long-term Dropping and the Oscar Prize for Lifetime Stealth ~ ~

91. There are no heroes at all in today's society-all heroes are covered under the national flag, and all heroes are pasted on the wall at the court door-the wall on the right side of the door!

92. Actually, my childhood dream was not to be a scientist. I just fantasized that I was the master of a landlord's family, with a fertile land and a thousand hectares of land. I was ignorant all day long and had nothing to do to lead a group of dog slaves to the streets to flirt with a good girl ...

93. It is better to keep a head after ten years' study, but not to keep a head alive.

94. Dad asked me why I learned to smoke behind his back. I said, "I'm depressed that Taiwan Province won't return!"

95. If my motherland needs me one day, I hope I can fight Japan! If one day my motherland grants me a title or an official position, I hope it will be-the Grand Marshal of the Far East for Japan and the title of the four islands of Japan!

96. As long as Japan doesn't accompany me, I won't come out of the math make-up classroom for a day! !

97. Japan is an inalienable part of China!

98. I am determined to unify all mankind. Please vote for me!

99. Hey, that guy who pried the earth!