1. On the bus, a beautiful mm was harassed by a pervert, and she couldn't stand it any longer. She turned around and shouted, "You squeeze a jb!" The whole car was silent, and the pervert was shocked. He was silent for two seconds and said timidly, "One ……" 2. Attendant: "Welcome." Customer: "I want a sundae." Waiter: "What flavor?" Customer: "Use sesame sauce ..." 3. "Return rate", good word 4. Ma Lao's eloquence is excellent. Anyone who has seen his collection story in CCTV's Lecture Room has probably learned it, but his language is more wonderful in life. Ma Lao said that the most straightforward language is the most powerful. There is a lyric in Xintianyou in northern Shaanxi: "The thighs of glistening flowers are forced by water, and such a good place can't keep you." This is called strength. -Ma Weidou once said. 5. I'll take it off first. Help yourself. 6. The poor monk came to the Tang Dynasty in the east and made a special trip to the Western Heaven to worship Buddha and find relatives. 7, the wind and cloud move the rain, the window is like a tile. The glass asks if the rain is tired, and the rain asks if the glass hurts. -I want to write a poem about rain. 8. Don't lick someone's jb and say you love me-there's someone named this online. 9. You laugh at me when I am embarrassed. 10. In this era of information flooding, are you still proud of mastering more information? I have long been ashamed of knowing everything! 1 1. Like advertising creativity, many interesting sentences are known only when they are thought out. For example-sexual life can't take care of itself. 12, A: Are you my little angel? B: Yes. A: Ah! I finally found you! Give me a small wish, will you? You have too many things to do. You and I are both annoying and left in this world. 14, the south is open, and the north is playing mahjong, drinking and bragging, which is the same in the whole country. 15, get a chat robot and say "Really?" That's enough, people say everything, and they definitely say that the world is invincible. 16, a: I just left my period. B: Oh, it's not easy to buy tickets recently, is it? 17, I said: girl, I am getting deeper and deeper. The girl said: shh, you can't extricate yourself. 18, I haven't seen my wife for 4 years. She gave birth to a big fat boy for me last year ... I really want to go home and see it. 19, I once asked for sex, and I would say that your love motive is not pure; Now that you are in love, you will say that your motivation for going to bed is not pure and you always want to die. 2 1, everyone should be careful when going out. It is better to fall in love while you are young. When I am old, I will ask you how many you have talked about, or simply how many you have slept with, but they are all calm, open-minded and indifferent. 22. Q: What do you do with your friends? A: Yes. 23. Earned the money to sell cabbage and fucked the heart of selling poisonous snakes. 24. In this era and this world, you are embarrassed to meet friends without depression. 25. China is risky, so we must be cautious when reborn.