I want to give you a few and taste them slowly! You have to take it easy! 1. There is a man riding a train. Suddenly a piece of paper flew into his face. He took the paper away. He said, "Huo, this paper is quite powerful. It made me bleed!"... 2. A vampire bat ran to God and complained, saying, God, can you make me look better? Look at me I'm dark, skinny, and bald. Girls run away when they look at me and can't even draw blood. God said, do you want to become a god? The vampire bat said, I want to become white and fat, girls will like it at first sight, and I can suck a lot of blood~~~~~ So God turned it into a sanitary napkin. 3. A: It’s so annoying when my aunt comes to my house. B: Do you hate your aunt so much? I'm going to stay at your house for a few days and then leave. Why are you so unhospitable! A: I’m talking about the aunt B: Which one? 4. The military training in the first grade of junior high school was very tiring and many girls couldn’t stand it, so some girls often asked for leave with the excuse of coming to DYM. Boys at that time were more CJ. So the boys were all depressed. We girls were sitting under the shade of a tree, and many boys started to make noises, saying that the coach was biased and so on. The coach didn't say anything about the opposite sex and was inhumane. I guess he didn't know what to say either... Then there was a rather nervous girl who said that we DYM are here, are you in charge of it? Then the boys become even more depressed. 5. The coolest person in the world is your aunt. She can come when she wants, but she can’t come if she doesn’t want to. If she doesn’t come, you will be anxious to death. If she comes, you will be annoyed to death. You have to endure it silently whether she comes or not. Just accept it and listen to your aunt and be a good girl. 6. It is said that one day when a little girl had her first period, she suddenly saw a pool of blood on her lower body. She made a puzzled sound~~eh...(aunt)...and then nervously shouted~~~~(mom)... .This is the origin of the name of my aunt. 7. One day when my aunt came, I was upset and signed on Maopu: My aunt loves visiting relatives the most! (To express my irritability) As a result, my uncle (who loves to surf the Internet) sent a question: Doesn’t your aunt (my mother’s eldest sister) like to visit relatives because she has been at home for many years and doesn’t like to go out? 8. I remember when I was in junior high school, a girl sitting behind me hadn’t washed her hair for a few days, so I asked her why she didn’t wash her hair? I have dandruff! She secretly told me that her "aunt" was here. I didn't know what "aunt" meant at the time, so she said angrily: "Why doesn't your aunt let you wash your hair?" She said that you can't wash your hair when your aunt is here. I became angry at that time and said loudly that your aunt is too much, why don't you even let you wash your hair? As a result, the girl's face turned as red as a tomato. Now that I think about it, I feel really sorry for her. Yeah 9. My aunt came here today and her pants were dirty, so she took off her pants with a basin of water, squatted in the dormitory with her bare buttocks and washed the blood... and washed a basin of blood. Suddenly the door opened, and a little boy stood at the door and took a breath of air and shouted: "People Daughter, she is the first eldest child in the family. The woman said she was really unlucky. When asked, she said, "I had an aunt when I was young, and I became an aunt in middle age... 11. I have a stomachache when I am an aunt, LG. Someone on the side asked nervously what happened. I replied: "It's okay, it's here again." Two weeks later, my stomach hurt again. When LG said something, I really wanted to strangle him: "Is it here again?" Damn, my aunt comes here twice a month. Times. I slapped him feebly: "Have you ever seen the first aunt twice a month?" LG replied blankly: "The second aunt." 12. A friend's story: One time I was sitting in Yonghe drinking soy milk with a friend, and suddenly Thinking of her aunt's visit, soy milk is more nutritious, so she said: Drink more menstruation when her aunt is here, it is good for the body. . . . . Looking up again, he found that her face was stiff. . . . 13. I am a girl. When I was a junior in college, the dormitories were re-divided. Everyone in the dormitory was top-notch. Among them was a fat girl who was extremely lazy. Every day I didn't like going downstairs to turn on the water, so I asked people in the dormitory to help with it. Basically, one person would help every day. In the end, everyone was helpless and simply went to the interface and said that it couldn't be done, just to see what she would do if she ran out of water. In the summer, cold water is good for washing. After winter, I started to borrow boiling water from everyone. If one person borrows a little, it can be used to wash PP and feet.

Here comes a classic day... Before going to bed at night, this woman "borrowed" a little bit of boiling water from another roommate as usual, covered the bottom of a basin, went to the toilet and spent a long time, and when she came out, the water in the basin turned red. Then he sat calmly by his bed and continued to wash his feet. We were all frozen in that moment, as if time had frozen... Auntie is here... (14. Background: The temperature has dropped recently, and everyone is staying in the classroom. There was a stuffy smell in the classroom. A WS man entered the class... Smelling this smell, he shouted loudly: "Why does it smell so bad? Who didn't change the WSJ when the aunt came?" The girls in the class suddenly blackened (I There are 25 girls and 2 boys in the class) A girl named bh in my class replied: "Then what blood type do you have..." 15. Two days ago, I changed my Maopu signature to: We are receiving important female relatives. Do not disturb a male friend immediately. Send me a message: 7 days a month, thank you for your hard work... 16. I met a girl next to me on the subway, but she looked pretty. As soon as we got off the bus, I noticed that she seemed nervous and kept in the same posture. I felt strange, but I didn't think much about it. Then at a certain stop, when the door opened, this woman grabbed the door with lightning speed. When I reacted, I saw that the seat next to me was stained with blood! What’s more terrible is that an uncle came up later and sat down without even looking at it... 17 There will be one exam this week, one day. One course, I missed one course yesterday, I am anxious to save my character~ The school suspends classes a week or two before the university final exam for review. At this time, the study room is usually full. I went to the study room that day, and there were too many people. I had no choice but to sit next to a boy, who was leaning against the roadside. The weather in Zhengzhou was nearly 40 degrees, and unfortunately my aunt came that day. I always felt uncomfortable down there, so I had to go to the toilet to check. But there was a guy next to me. Boy, why do I have the nerve to just take out the wsj? After thinking about it, I decided to go out with my bag on my back after a while, then came back two minutes later, and then went out again... I bothered him every time... Finally he couldn't bear it anymore and said, "How about we switch places?" I didn't know if I was crazy at the time, so I just replied: "No, if you go to switch places later," I have to make way for you... He was silent... 18. Military training is required when you first enter high school and it is very cruel. I believe many people have experienced this feeling. We only stood in the military posture for 20 minutes. There was a little chubby guy who was dying, his face was covered in sweat, and he was panting... He told the instructor that he was dying and needed to rest. The instructor approved the request for leave from the girl next to him. Seeing how good she was, he asked for leave after a while. He told the instructor, "Instructor, I can't make it anymore." The instructor looked at him and said, "You're fine. Hold on." He refused to give up and told the instructor that my legs were shaking. A man in front of him interrupted and said, "Instructor, his aunt is here, instructor." As soon as he got angry, why don't you just stand in the military posture? The instructor asked the man to go to the side and do 50 push-ups and then told the woman that it was fine and continued to stand in the military posture. He said, "Instructor, I am not the aunt here. I have dysmenorrhea today." . . . . . . . We were all speechless after hearing this. This woman is so tough. 19. The aunt is here, will the safe period be far away? 20. The salary is like the aunt: once a month, it will be gone in about a week. Wage is like a big aunt: it disappears as soon as you get pregnant. Salary is like a big aunt: when you reach retirement age, it will be gone immediately! Wage is like an aunt: if the time doesn’t come, I’ll panic! Salary is like an aunt: it often doesn’t arrive on time! Wage is like a big aunt: it feels like an increase when you save it, but it hurts when it goes out. . .