People are overjoyed, rejoicing and cheering, thundering and returning, making everyone happy, and being surprised. If the country is crazy, it will be full of joy. Clap your hands and clap your hands, and people will be happy to celebrate their family. be in heaven in Huanglong is overjoyed to dance, beaming with joy and smiling from the sky. The new wedding banquet will be showered with joy. Li Li was in high spirits, elated, ecstatic, contented, complacent, elated, ecstatic, ecstatic, ecstatic, ecstatic, ecstatic, and full of joy. He was relieved, and he got what he wanted. He was happy, carefree, carefree, carefree, and carefree. He was relaxed, happy and fat, and he was full of enthusiasm. Meaning, pleasure, pleasure, self-satisfaction, self-satisfaction, self-satisfaction, self-satisfaction and self-satisfaction. 2. Happy moment in the circle of friends

1. Today, I went to buy watermelons, and I heard a melon vendor shouting five dollars and four watermelons. I rushed over and gave five dollars, and the melon vendor handed me the watermelons. I was in the loop [dizzy] at that time. What is this [doubt], Wangzi watermelon? Uncle, I won't hit you if you come here. I just want to ask you if this melon peel can be eaten ...

2. An old lady walked into KFC and said to the waiter, I want a KFC, a McDonald's and a hamburger.

3. A buddy divorced his daughter-in-law, and the daughter-in-law gave him a note that read: 145X154÷D2:1G. It took the buddy several years to figure out what it meant: an idiot with nothing to do.

4. I went to the ATM to deposit money at noon. When I was waiting in line, the beautiful woman at the back asked me, "Do you save money?" "hmm." "I just want to withdraw money. Anyway, if you want to deposit it, you might as well give it to me, so you don't have to wait in line." As soon as I thought it made sense, I gave her the money.

5. One day, I had an urgent need to urinate, so I ran into a luxurious bathroom in a hotel. When I walked into the urinal, I saw a few big words on it: "Don't wear it out!" " I chuckled in my heart. I waited for quality people and slept in a five-star hotel. What scenes have I never seen? When it's over, automatic induction, automatic water spraying, and the amount of water is huge! When I got wet all over, I suddenly realized, "Damn, a comma will kill me!" "

6. Seven years after graduation, I finally took on a big project to build a 3-meter chimney. The construction period was two months, and the cost was 3, yuan, but it needed to be funded. It was finally finished at the end of last year. Today, people went to check and accept, and they were scolded to death, and they still had no money. Shit! The drawings are upside down, and people are going to dig a well!

7. A drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by to watch. A policeman came over: What happened? Drunk: I don't know, I just arrived.

8. A patient with indigestion complained to the doctor: I have been very abnormal recently. How can I get back to normal if I eat and pull what I eat, cucumber and watermelon? The doctor is silent for a moment, then you can only eat shit.

9. My deskmate had a cold and a runny nose, but he forgot to bring his handkerchief, so he kept sucking it into his nose. Writing on the blackboard > The Chinese teacher suddenly turned around and shouted, "That's enough! Stop it! It' s noisy! " The whole class was quiet. The teacher is > He said, "Who is stealing noodles in class and making such a noise?"

1. An old lady can't read, but she likes listening to the radio. The weather forecast must be heard every day. One day at dinner, I asked my family, "I have a question. Do you know where the local area is? It rains there almost every day. " 3. sentences suitable for sending friends

good morning! Third, we must rely on ourselves in everything, and we must rely on ourselves to change our destiny. Everything needs persistence, patience, effort and effort.

there is no natural strong person in the world, and the strong person is tempered. If a person wants to make a difference, he must compete with and surpass his opponent.

if you compete with the weak, you have a good chance of winning, but it's hard to become a strong one. Only by competing with the strong can we continuously expand the living space and become a real strong person.

good morning! Four, girls, with independent personality, know how to take good care of themselves, can enjoy life to the fullest after things are handled properly, don't often talk about it, have the ability to let go of their own sufferings, don't let go of their temper for a long time because of trivial things, and have a strong heart, which can give birth to a kind of compassionate gentleness, not be incited by cheap remarks and emotions, and stick to their own judgment without regret. May you be such a person and the best woman.

good morning! 5. As time goes by, the older you get, the more you know, the more you see through, and the less you are happy. Look down, time will dilute everything.

when we encounter hardships and setbacks, we might as well treat temporary difficulties as the darkness before dawn. As long as we observe and think with a positive attitude, we will find that the facts are far from as bad as we thought.

if you look at it from another angle, the world will be more beautiful! Good morning! 6. In fact, it is never the age that makes people old, but our mentality. I hope we can all achieve it.