2, look at you badly, it is better to look carefully.

3. Wukong, show the teacher the leopard print in you.

4, a line of egrets in the sky, Laozi squeezed in the middle.

5. Turn left and go straight. Thank you. Don't forget to take the garbage bag at the door.

6. A male deer ran faster and faster, and finally, it became a high-speed male deer.

7. When I was pursuing Happyness, I was afraid that I would not be at home, so I was always at home.

8. Show off your wealth in front of me? Hum! I went to the two-yuan supermarket to sweep the goods without blinking!

9. I drew a coffin in which you were lying with her. It's very kind of me to let you die together.

10, you don't have to find a rich boyfriend, but you must find a boyfriend who is willing to spend money for you.

1 1, some things are called stimulation; There is a feeling called being stimulated.

12, there is no road in the world, there are many people walking, and it is useless to have a road.

13. The man who came home early told his wife a story. Men who come home late make up stories for their wives.

14. I have an impulse to take a nap as soon as I get up in the morning.

15, I'm not sexy, but I'm emotional!

16, it is said that people have only two choices, either busy dying or busy living. I think I have a third option: I'm busy waiting for death.

17. Buy an oversized diaper to make up for my childhood loss.

18. Don't challenge the limits of Russia. If you make Russia angry, Russia will bite back.

19, the sky is dry and the things are dry, beware of the mistress.

20. The next time a boy laughs at your thick legs, you answer him: your legs are thin and all three legs are thin.

2 1, Jesus. I have always regarded you as my grandfather. You didn't take good care of your grandson.

22. Some people have good Chinese; Some people are good at math; Some people have good English; Some people have a good history; ... I'm in a good mood

It's too hot, I want to go to the cold palace!

24. Outside the Qingshan Building outside the mountain, you and San Xiao are going to jump off a building, and I'll shout for gas downstairs.

25. Flip a coin: surf the Internet on the front, sleep on the back, stand up and do your homework.

26. As soon as I get online, you will get offline. As soon as I get off the line, you go online. I'm still alive. Why don't you die?

27, the knife flies, taste it accurately, who wants to taste it, locate it in advance.

28. I said: You are allowed to be silent occasionally, and you are absolutely allowed to be a bird.

29. With a lighter, my mother no longer has to worry about my study, and she won't order food there.

30, now reading is: close your eyes! Get off as soon as the class starts! Close the school again!

3 1, I'd rather be fat and lovely than thin.

32. If you listen more, you will understand the artistic conception of meditation.

The only reason I am fat is that my body is too small to hold all my personality.

34. There will be beer and a beer belly.

I have had nightmares for two nights, and I must find a horror movie to suppress this shock. ...

36. Only eating watermelon and sleeping in summer are serious things!

37, the so-called holiday, the family suspects that going out without money is particularly free every day.

38. If I can travel through time and space, I must plant a durian tree in front of Newton's house.

39, my world is not bright, you have come, all black. ...

40. I always feel that others are full after eating a few bites, and I can eat a few more when I am full.

4 1. Are you used to the person I trained myself?

42, others hand in hand, I took my dog, walking, swimming, to see who is not happy to bite.

43. Even if I scold you at ordinary times, I won't know that I am both civil and military until I hit you.

44. There is no better sound than a bell.

45. Don't challenge the Russian blacklist with your ignorance.

Talking about interesting personalities and moods

1. As a typical loser, you are really successful.

I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

3. As long as you are thin, everything is omnipotent. If you are fat, nothing is useful.

4. Earned the money to sell cabbage and fucked the heart of selling white powder.

5, fart quickly, bad heart. Don't push, exercise.

6, sadness is not too heavy, but after losing weight, it is still very heavy.

7. I also want to bother you occasionally, but I have no topic and no courage.

8. Maruko said: It is better to continue sleeping than to celebrate other people's festivals.

9. People like you can live up to two episodes in a drama.

10, puppy love is not terrible now, what is terrible is that you have lost interest in the opposite sex.

1 1. When I say lose weight, I mean scare my flesh. ...

12, the cruelest micro-novel I have ever read, is a chat record between me and you.

13, I suggest you know my appearance first, and appreciate it second.

14. Why are there more and more Lin Pingzhi now? Is the exorcism sword spectrum back in the Jianghu?

15, he said to me affectionately: Don't forget that you are not alone! I said excitedly, really? He said: Yes, you are a pig. ...

16, who has not died since ancient times? Bitch dies first, then I die.

17, fat people are born mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai, or Songshan, or Huashan, or Hengshan.

18, you look like a bitter gourd dressed so cool and growing so slowly.

19, Ming Sao is easy to hide and hard to prevent.

20. There are vampires in American high schools, long legs in Korean high schools and broken legs in China high school homework.

2 1, small amount is not a gentleman, non-toxic is not a Trojan horse.

According to my observation, handsome men all say that they are not handsome, so I also think that I am not handsome.

23. Just like you, at this age, you have fallen below the issue price.

24. Create a group for those friends who use iphone online, so you don't have to change.

There are so many people who despise me. Who are you?

26, alas, this man is not straight, even his headache is partial.

50 funny personality phrases about mood.

1. What am I to you? You are a lot of fish, how can you be a snack, because you are really redundant.

2. Are you deaf? Well, I didn't listen to anything you said. I really take you as transparent.

Don't think that God has abandoned you, because God has no time to talk to you.

Sometimes, I will stare at you and say silently: I don't believe you don't look at me.

I want to study hard and make progress every day. They will be the boss when they grow up, and I will be the boss when I grow up.

6, such a big wind, girl, my hair is really all kinds of postures, all kinds of swings, all kinds of surges, all kinds of fluttering.

7, the so-called holiday, the family suspects that going out without money is particularly free every day.

8. Men should like fleshy girls. All who like bones are dogs.

9. Some people test their strength, some people test their eyesight, and some people test their imagination. In short, it's all about personal ability.

10, the champion of Hubei Arts and Sciences is a couple. Seeing this signature, it exploded decisively.

1 1. I like you. It's none of your business. If you can, you like me.

12, who says the result is not important, why should I give the result of my own efforts to others?

13, the main reason why I don't study well is that the teacher is ugly. If she is beautiful, I will study hard.

14, one-on-one hit. Although I will lose physically, I will never lose mentally to you.

15, a small shop next to the school, carries all our childhood dreams.

16, losing ten dollars is worse than being lovelorn, and picking up ten dollars is happier than getting married.

17, others are holding hands, and I am holding my dog, walking and swimming to see who is unhappy with a bite.

18, my world in front of you is completely dark. After meeting you, my world was completely dark.

19, I thought I was evil, but I didn't know that no one was better than me until I met him.

20, the avatar is best not to use your own photos, otherwise it will be unlucky to go offline.

2 1. Press the night on the bed during the day, and the sun is born.

22, my mother said: the prodigal son will not change the gold, and whoever gives me the gold will change it.

When I was a child, I always thought that there were only two countries in the world, one was China and the other was a foreign country.

Honey, stop playing with skin and bones. Aren't you afraid that the Monkey King will see you and give you three sticks?

I can't attend your wedding. I will definitely go to my funeral.

26. I remember what I said the most when I was a child, that is, I won't play with you.

27. Men are like the dishes in the campus canteen: although they are not delicious, they will be gone if they go late.

28. Please don't call me an otaku, please tell me to close the house. Please don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

29, the school is not a funeral home, check what remains! What are you still wearing?

30. If Google and Baidu merge, will they be renamed goodbye?

3 1. There is a prison called a school, a prisoner called a student and a warden called a teacher.

Don't complain that there is no beef in the beef noodles. Is there no wife in the old lady's cake?

Nothing is free these days, even the air costs money, such as a bag of potato chips.

34. I'm not very talkative. If there is anything offensive, come and hit me.

35. I don't know how many notes I changed for you. I only know from the first name and surname, and finally back to the first name and surname.

36. Once upon a time, her eyes were as dead as Dong Cunrui's.

37. I hope all the money in my wallet loves each other and has more children.

The math teacher took us swimming in the sea of questions, and as a result, she went ashore and we all drowned.

39. The wife is a TV, and the third is a mobile phone. She watches TV at home and takes her mobile phone when she goes out.

40. To marry a wife should be to marry Xiao Shao, to make friends should be to make friends, and it is best to be a man in Qiao Feng and come out to mix with Wei Xiaobao.

4 1. Years later, if you get married, if I don't, tell your son to be careful on the way after school.

42. Meet the right person at the right time and place. That may not be your lover, but your enemy.

43. Young man, I came to you through time and space. Why haven't you come to me yet?

44, love does not hurt people, people hurt themselves. Love doesn't do evil, but people do evil. If you don't play tricks on people, your brain is funny

45. I passed a lawn yesterday and saw this slogan: Today you step on my head, and next year I will grow on your grave.

46. I treat you as a friend, you treat me as a fool, and my sister is not easy to mess with.

47. When I was a child, I ate watermelon, which was sharp. I won't eat where there are seeds.

48. The person I love is not my lover. Every inch of his heart belongs to others.

49. Pro: You know, only mosquitoes will never leave you this summer.

50. What did the first person in the world know that milk can be drunk do to the cow?

Wechat funny personality talk about mood phrases daquan

1. Players need to calculate. Play with me, and I'll make you feel overwhelmed.

2. What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

3, cans pull ring love cans, but the cans are filled with cola.

4, the so-called holiday, the family suspects that there is no money to go out, and every day is particularly idle.

5. Tell me from the bottom of my heart that the air conditioner is good to have you, and how can I live without you!

6, shameless, doing well is called excellent psychological quality.

7. Your explanation is cover-up, cover-up is fact, and fact is the beginning of evil.

8. Drop the chain when it is critical, and don't drop the chain when it is not critical.

9. Women like two kinds of flowers all their lives: one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible.

10, I have been mixing until now, I can afford it, and only chopsticks can put it down.

1 1 Your Majesty, do you still remember Doraemon by Daming Lake 18 years ago?

12, before I touched the flowers and twisted the grass, someone else pulled it out.

13, putting on airs is a symbol of vitality, and vanity is a symbol of youth.

14, older women can't live without electricity for a day, and younger women can't live without money for a day!

15, the day of the senior high school entrance examination is the Dragon Boat Festival. It's up to you to eat zongzi or jump into the river.

16, the wind blows and the water cools, and the strong man beats the dog, which is gone forever.

17, I want to improve my life. I don't eat dried noodles, I want to eat instant noodles.

18, you must chat with me, or I will write your name on the tablet.

19, don't like taking pictures, just try the pixel of the mobile phone occasionally!

20. It is said that falling in love affects learning. Doesn't study affect falling in love?

2 1. I knew it was so difficult to find a girlfriend, so I decided to kiss the doll.

22. I won't look you in the eye. I'm scared because I saw the gum in your eyes yesterday.

23. I woke up in the morning thinking that I had grown up, but the quilt was covered horizontally.

24. Behind a successful chef. There must be a knife in the back.

25. Be grateful for everything, learn to be grateful, and thank all the people who let you grow.

26. Tomorrow is tomorrow. How many tomorrows are there? Since there are so many, we might as well put it off.

27, you his mama when I am a prostitute, or when you are a John.

28, lost things, in fact, never really belong to you, there is no need to regret.

29, benefactor, if you bully being original, it is a disgrace to Jesus!

30. The most famous woman in history is not Pan Jinlian or Wu Zetian, but Rong Mammy.

Although I don't like seafood, mermaids are acceptable.

32. Saying I love you is not necessarily true love; If you say you don't love you, then you really must have loved.

If you say I'm a bad person again, I'll kill you with medicine.

34. Show off your wealth in front of me? Hum! I went to the two-yuan supermarket to sweep the goods without blinking!

35. I like you so much that you will die.

You are not my makeup contact lens, why should I put you in my eyes?

37. You seem to have a lot of personality. You are not tall, and your personality is still so bad.

38. The old ladies on Naihe Bridge have switched to selling milk tea. I will never forget it for a long time.

39. Does the smile on your face indicate that you won't be sad?

40. If love is just a game, can I have a husband directly?