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Dirty but classic signature (33 sentences)
1, human beings live for suffering, or how to call them human beings.

2. Go if you have difficulties, or go if you don't have difficulties.

I have been loving for so many years.

Whoever wants to start from scratch will open a barber shop and start from scratch.

I see, you are a woman, but you can't be a man.

6. Teacher, you are the devil in my heart. The closer I am to you, the farther I am from Buddha. ...

7. Girls can be divided into three types according to their looks: one is from heaven, the other is from the people, and the other is from the underworld.

8. If you are rude to your own men, who else can you be polite to?

9. The man show was debauched by himself.

10. The poor monk came to the Tang Dynasty from the east and made a special trip to worship Buddha in the Western Heaven.

1 1. You look like most people's first-generation ID cards.

12, my squirrel was beaten by you as a ball, and you still called it "Pikachu".

13, don't think I still love you. I loved the past years.

14, "Come on, I'm innocent."

15. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.

16, acne is the last battle of youth and years on my face.

17, how much love can win the time difference and distance, as long as you are willing to stick to it.

18, "If you are innocent, the dozens of G porn in my computer will instantly become revolutionary songs."

19, I want to be your heart. If you want to provoke me, I won't jump.

20. I can't cry because I wear eyeliner and mascara.

2 1, the poor must have something hateful, there is no need to pretend to be poor here.

22. I am the most trustworthy child, but why do I still have to take the exam?

23. The girl we chased in those years. Now the hero and heroine are chasing the box office.

24. Nowadays, men are more and more feminine.

25. Love has many gestures, romantic, indifferent, playboy and eternal.

26. Do you like RMB or not? Can your uncle compare with it?

27. Excellent people succeed through hard work. I don't believe that you will be better than him if you work hard.

28. The cruelest reality is that the girl you like belongs to others, and the girl you don't like belongs to others.

29, who came to this world, who can go back alive.

30. If Google and Baidu merge, will it be called goodbye?

3 1, I was afraid that you would drown in the water, so I pulled you up as a dead pig.

It is not his fault that he fell in love with you, but his blindness.

When you pay the phone bill, you know that your words can be worth thousands of dollars.