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A particularly interesting and creative collection of homophonic stalks (56 sentences)
Those particularly interesting and creative homophonic articles-1. Want Want Snow Cake What do you think the heat will become, Want Want Xianbei?

When I was fourteen, I caught a cicada. I thought I had caught it all summer. Unexpectedly, cicada said, "I don't hate catching cicadas, but I like them a little?

3. If Wang Zhi doesn't change, ask Cai Yuan for compensation.

Spongebob was fired by the crab boss. Spongebob said with tears, "Boss Crab ..." Boss Crab said, "You're welcome"

5. Get off the road, Kay, Dad, get into the tower, get off the tower! What, her? Beware of falling from the tower. Can't let go.

6. "That girl, with risorius, smiles naturally." "You said, is the girl on the Android machine stuck when she smiles?"

7. I am ironing clothes today, but no matter how I iron them, they will wrinkle. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, don't go.

8. I come from BearBiscuit. One day, I accidentally fell from the upstairs. Then, I collapsed. Good Night!

9. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

10. If you don't love me, what do you love? Einstein?

1 1. Jesus. The goddess actually replied to me! I replied excitedly: then you pull first, and then we'll talk. An hour has passed, why hasn't the goddess finished?

12. Suddenly, Guo, the agent, called his wife kidney calculi: Stone in winter. His wife was shocked: look at the sea?

13. Pumpkin purple potato and peanut are good friends. One day, Peanut invited them to play. Pumpkin asks peanut, who else? Peanut said, I am purple potato, and you, do you hear? I only belong to you.

14. It's raining. I stepped on the mud and fell. I hate mud. Did you hear that? I hate mud.

15. I made a plan for the winter vacation, because Lan (lazy) completed a P.

16. "I may be a loach", "Why" and "Because I like loach"

17. Look, look, the moon today is not beautiful at all, neither round nor bright. Yes, I don't forgive.

18. During the festival, the little white rabbit said angrily to the deer: You see other girls can receive flowers, why not give them to me? The deer said piteously, because I am a sika deer.

19. Once upon a time, there was a child named Xiaoming who didn't hear me.

Those particularly interesting and creative homophonic stalks II 20. Mother sparrow smells the sparrow: "Baby, what hairstyle do you want to wear today?" Little sparrow: "choo choo ~"

2 1. When the emperor came back from a private visit, the queen mother asked, "Is your son tired from this trip?" The emperor was frightened and said, "My ... my name is Li Lei?"

22. Mother Cat scolded the kitten and said, "Why did you tear the mouse you caught to pieces? Is it cruel of you not to do so? " Li Qu, the kitten, said, but the mouse slices are really delicious.

23. Let me share with you the types of peppers, not spicy, slightly spicy, spicy, sweet and spicy. Today is my birthday.

24. You can cheat my feelings, but you can't cheat my money. I can love many people in my life, but I really can't make much money.

25. A lost ant asked another ant, "How do you get back to the nest?" The ant asked, "Are you smiling or silent?"

26. One day, the elk got lost, and then he called the giraffe: "Hey, I'm lost." The giraffe said, "Hey, I lost my giraffe."

27. One day, the bear planted a strawberry and mango and found that the strawberry grew so slowly. The bear said, you can't be a berry, you can't be a berry. Did you hear that? No, you can't.

28. I was so hungry that I had to hit my stomach with my fist to help me export my hunger.

29.m and N had a fight, and finally M admitted his mistake because M was sorry.

30. China had invented UAV technology in the Tang Dynasty. Du Mu's "Crossing Huaqing Palace" records: "When riding the princess of mortals, the drone is litchi."

3 1. You said it was natural for girls with risorius to laugh. Are girls with Android phones stuck when they laugh?

32. I want to eat puffs today, but I found them squashed. My mother says I can't eat them because they are flat puffs.

33. Do you know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck is covered with mud.

34. The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach was very angry and said, "Are you blind?" The crab is very wronged and says, "No, I am a crab!" " "

35. I told the wind that there was wind in the west and said, "You are like a watermelon".

36. "What book did you buy?" "programming." C++ or java and Shen Congwen

37. The light next to the bedroom at home flashed that day and called the maintenance master. What questions did the master ask? I said, "The light next to the bedroom is too flashing." He said, "Catch the vine of love?"

38. You don't even add my WeChat, so what do you add, Canada?

39. I have a great job. ""what? " "digging lotus root"

40. If I call a toad Chuchu, is it cute? I call the coyote a wolf, and only Gina thinks it's cute.

4 1. Today, I went to an island called Buevojura Island.

42. Nobody understands you. Very wronged, right? Do you think anyone understands this math problem? Wronged?

Alice was ill, so I played "Treat Alice".

44. I heard that watching martial arts movies can help you lose weight, because it is often said that you are so thin.

45. I understand a truth. If people are ugly, they should read more books. In the past, people said that I was not the material for reading, but I was praising my beauty.

46. Even I don't care. What do you care, Italy?

47. One day, the boy was cleaning the table and accidentally killed two ants. Here comes a little ant. The boy asked it, "Little ant, where are your parents?" The little ant said, "You wiped it to death."

48. Others find buzzing annoying, but you say it's a beautiful mosquito, so I'll tickle you!

49. My uncle became fierce when he cut his hair, because he became a vulture.

50. What's good about men being lewd? Okay, what about you?

5 1. In the dead of night, I always want to ask myself how I made mistakes in my studies and feelings.

52. Learning to drive, the coach gave me a Japanese name: Panasonic Sandcar.

53. If you touch the scene, take the word "touching the scene".

I am a little sheep. I lost a lot of hair tonight, so I lost sleep.

55. A loaf of bread was walking on the road and suddenly sprained its foot. It's croissants.

56. You haven't even tasted me. What are you tasting? Pinru?

Creative homophonic sentence set

Creative homophonic sentences (I) 1. "What book did you buy?" "programming." C++ or java and Shen Congwen

I asked my mother, why can't the flame of the candle stop for a while? Mom said because this is a spiritual guy. "

I'm going to buy meat buns and ask the boss to put more spicy ones. I just took a bite and fell to the ground, covered in mud. I cried. It turns out that this is called "spicy steamed stuffed bun like mud".

Tutu planted a fruit tree in spring, but when she went to see it in autumn, she said nothing.

5. Even I don't care. What do you care? Hulunbeier?

6. Let me share with you the types of peppers, not spicy, slightly spicy, spicy, sweet and spicy. Today is my birthday.

7. I said to the crow's feet in the corner of my eye: We should fight hard.

8. It's normal not to reply to messages. Have you seen a beautiful woman who is not busy?

9. I am easy to get along with, but I can't get along well. Find my own reasons.

10. One day, several students were eating in the canteen. The TV in the hall is playing the Qing Palace drama. After eating, they want to wipe their mouths. When they found that there was no paper, they asked their classmates who had paper. Here comes the climax. As soon as the voice fell, a long and soft eunuch voice on TV remembered, "The emperor has a purpose."

1 1. What are you talking about if you don't find me in love? Tell me about crow's feet.

12. Boys nowadays are really interesting. When I watch a movie with a girl, I show off. I have classes with more than 50 girls. Did I say something?

13. People who are afraid of heights cannot go to the rooftop to practice their bravery every day, nor can people who are afraid of ghosts go to Guijie every day.

14. Fahai will never become a rapper, because he won't let go of snakes.

15. Recently, on an island, my friend asked me which island I was on. I am on a poor island.

16. I can't play basketball well today because I am discouraged. Yeah, how did you give up?

17. If Ouyang Xiu can't do it, go to Wang Zhi.

18. Once upon a time, there was a little pig. He planted a strawberry and a mango. Strawberry grows slowly, so the pig says to strawberry, you can't be a strawberry, you can't be a strawberry.

19. I ironed clothes today, but no matter how I iron them, they will wrinkle. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, don't go.

20. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato, and you are" in your ear.

Creative homophonic sentences (2)1. "A piece of glass ready to jump off a building. Guess what it will say? " "What?" "Good night, I'm broken."

22. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed without a word, and finally I couldn't help but lift the lid. It turned out that steaming was boring.

23. Do you know why Beijingers don't say homophonic terrier? Because old Beijing is not harmonious.

24. Ask the stone monkey when he is homesick most. At night, why? Because in the dead of night, it is a stone monkey who misses home.

25. Girls who love to laugh can't be bad. Why are they so happy?

26. "What will happen to a pear and a grain of rice in the refrigerator?" "Don't leave me!

27. One day, I was dying while playing king. I told my teammates, watch the road, watch the road, watch the road, do you hear me? Put it down.

28. The tiger in the zoo gave the lion green. Why? Because the tiger has a green lion qualification certificate.

29. You don't like it, and neither do I. Who should I send the selfie to?

30. I am a mature person. I don't eat in anger, I only eat when I'm full.

3 1. I won't say anything beautiful, but I said beautiful.

32. Do you know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck is covered with mud.

33. My mascot is you, crab! -Because you have money (pliers)

34. What's good about men being lewd? Okay, what about you?

35. The mushroom was walking on the road and was hit by an orange. "I have no eyes, go to hell," said the mushroom angrily. "Then the orange died. Because bacteria will kill oranges, oranges must die. .

36. One day, I found a little dust on my body. I patted hard, but I couldn't fall, the dust didn't go, the dust didn't go. Did you hear that? I can't go back.

37. Tell those who once looked down on me that I have a house, not rented, but opened in King's Canyon, ok?

38. Even I don't love it. Do you love Qiyi?

39. The small animals are eating, but the elephant is very angry. So this is the Meteorological Bureau.

40. I went to buy oysters On my way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turns out that oysters like mud.

A creative homophonic sentence (3) 4 1. Grandma's doorknob is very thick, and the door opens noisily. Later, when I asked, I realized that this was called being rude.

What did you eat today? B: There are no ducks. B: Hot and sour bamboo shoots.

43. In the dead of night, I always want to ask myself how I made mistakes in my studies and feelings.

44. In the zoo, the tiger gave the lion green. The lion was angry and the tiger felt innocent. When the breeder asked, he found that the tiger had a lawyer qualification certificate.

45. Hello, a cup of pumpkin almond dew, no melon, no apricot and no dew, and Nanren.

46. The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach is very angry: "Are you blind?" The crab is very wronged: "no, I am a crab!" " "

47. Want Want Snow Cake becomes a Want Want quilt when it is hot!

48. The most annoying animal is the orangutan, because he knocks on his chest.

49. I have a flock of chickens, none of which can lay eggs. I asked myself, do I still have chickens?

50. Coal won't catch fire. It turned out to be a coal fault.

5 1. Yugong said to his son: Move mountains, move mountains. Son: Shiny.

52. If Wang Zhi doesn't change, it will demand compensation from Cai Yuan.

53. "I have a great job." "What?" "Dig the lotus root."

54. Don't talk about falling in love, what about crow's feet?

55. Falling in love is not that easy. Everyone has their own mobile phone.

56. Crabs and mussels took the exam together. When the crab was found cheating, the teacher asked the crab whose copy you copied. The crab said, "I copied mussels." The teacher said, "You are a fart."

57. I went to buy oysters On my way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. So it's called oysters as mud.

58. Want Want Snow Cake What do you think it will become when it is hot?

59. This is a pencil, this is a pen, and you are my baby.

60. The bear has a flower, but it has withered. Bear said sadly, don't wither. Did you hear that? Do not cry.

A particularly interesting homophonic stalk copy is sent to a circle of friends

Especially interesting homophonic terrier copy sent friends circle. The old colleague nailed the signature and wrote "God is a girl". I asked him why he was so literary, and he said it was called "unfair heaven".

This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

You didn't stay up all night, so what did you stay up all night, Ollie?

Do you know why seagulls don't bark in Europe? Because Paris seagulls are dumb.

I have just been reported by my neighbor for being poor and disturbing the people.

6. Get off the road, Kay, Dad, get into the tower, get off the tower! What, her? Beware of falling from the tower. Can't let go.

7. The name of the doctor who delivered Darren Wang's baby must be Columbus, because he discovered the new continent.

I am a steamed stuffed bun with condensed milk, and I lost my temper today.

9. You were admitted to Tsinghua and he was admitted to Peking University. I baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, sweet and fragrant baked sweet potato.

10. Xiaoming didn't feel well and went to see a doctor. After diagnosis, the doctor said his throat was "inflamed" and he said "hi".

1 1. I told the wind that there was wind in the west and said, "You are like a watermelon".

12. One day I found a little dust on me. I patted it hard, but I couldn't fall. I can't go. I can't go back.

13. Zhuge Liang: "Wind, you blow to the west" Wind: "You are like a watermelon"! ! !

14. During the festival, the little white rabbit said angrily to the deer: You see other girls can receive flowers, why not give them to me? The deer said piteously, because I am a sika deer.

15. Want Want Snow Cake will become a Want Want quilt when it feels hot.

16. Mother cat scolded the kitten and said, "Why did you tear the mouse you caught to pieces?" Is it cruel of you not to do so? " Li Qu, the kitten, said, but the mouse slices are really delicious.

17. The child asked his mother why the flame of the candle could not stop for a while. Her mother said it was because it was a little spiritual fire.

18. I went to work in a foreign country today, and I was lucky enough to be a star once. Everyone passing by called me: it's hot in the ground.

19. Boys nowadays are really interesting. When I watch a movie with a girl, I show off. I have classes with more than 50 girls. Did I say something?

20. The light next to the bedroom at home flashed that day and called the maintenance master. What questions did the master ask? I said, "The light next to the bedroom is too flashing." He said, "Catch the vine of love?"

A particularly interesting homophonic text was sent to the circle of friends 2 2 1. Do you have a brief history of time? I have time to pick up that thing for what!

22. I didn't bring my book to class today. The teacher asked me where the book was. Yes, where did I lose?

23. "A piece of glass is ready to jump off a building. Guess what it will say? " "What?" "Good night, I'm broken."

24. How is the door handle of the company meeting room broken? The boss is worried.

25. When a deer takes a picture of a rabbit, it gets nothing. The deer made the rabbit jump. "You are too short." The rabbit is anxious to cry. "I'm not short, I'm not short at all."

26. Job's tears do things with Job's tears, and Xiaoding does things with tinkling.

27. A teenager ate his classmate, who was just a teenager.

28. The most annoying animal is the orangutan, because he knocks on his chest.

29. Medusa petrified the wife of a general. The general was furious: "Dare to petrify my wife!" Medusa: Hatred … Lonely birds sing their sadness?

30. I am a diet pill. I can make people lose weight. I don't care about medicine. I don't care about medicine.

3 1. If Ouyang Xiu can't do it, go to Wang Zhi.

32. the Monkey King's golden hoop is missing. The Monkey King asked the land father-in-law, "Where is my golden hoop?" "Great Sage, your golden hoop is great, because it suits your hairstyle."

33. It is raining heavily today. My friend asked me if I wanted an umbrella. I said no umbrella, no umbrella. Did you hear that? Don't leave.

34. My mascot is you, crab! -Because you have money (pliers)

35. The tiger in the zoo gave the lion green. Why? Because the tiger has a green lion qualification certificate.

36. Mother sparrow asked the sparrow, "Baby, what hair did you tie today?" The little sparrow said "tweet" and her mother answered "tweet, tweet"

37. You haven't even tasted me. What are you tasting? Pinru?

38. Xiao Ming quarreled with his mother, and Xiao Ming made a dash for the door, so Xiao Ming's house had no door.

39. One day, the bear was washing clothes, but there was a place that could not be cleaned. Mother bear said that you rubbed the bear carefully and said, "I did."

40. When I was in Gucci, my tears were always Parapara Dior.

Especially interesting homophonic terrier copy sent friends circle. Article 3 4 1. What would you do even if I didn't reply?

42. Why do you always want to eat when you are in a bad mood? Because you feel sad and want to chew.

43. When I was seventeen, I caught a cicada. I thought I was catching it all summer. Cicada: I don't love it, I just like it!

44. I bought a steamed stuffed bun on the road and cried when I went back to eat it. It turned out to be a silent bun!

45. One day, the bear planted a strawberry and mango and found that the strawberry grew so slowly. The bear said, you can't be a berry, you can't be a berry. Did you hear that? No, you can't.

46. Candle: Mom, why does our flame jump? Mother Candle: Silly boy, because we are a little angry!

47. A duckling said to the chicken, "I like you." The chicken said to the duckling, "You don't have to squat down."

48. You are looking for Ouyang Xiu.

49. In the zoo, the tiger gave the lion green. The lion was angry and the tiger felt innocent. When the breeder asked, he found that the tiger had a lawyer qualification certificate.

50. Ugly people have objects, while beautiful people sell air conditioners.

5 1. The male shark was shocked by the female shark and took two photos. When he arrived at the police station, the policeman asked him why. He said indignantly, "I just want to take two photos with her."

52. There is a piece of glass, and I feel a little sleepy. Then it jumped down from upstairs and said, good night, I'm broken!

53. "Why does the White Lady let Xu Xian go every time she is angry and sings?" "Because she is best at snake music."

54. Embarrassed, I wore a mask and hat to buy a snack, but I was recognized: What do beautiful women eat?

If you can't find the mixing tool when making milk, you can use the key. The inventor of this practice is Li Bai, and there is a saying that can prove that the key is to produce milk, and I want to learn from Li Bai.

56. The green onion asked the pepper, did you go to the hot pot restaurant today? Pepper said I didn't go, and green onion asked, then who went? Pepper said it should be garlic, right? Understand? This is garlic.

57. One day, the bear was playing with a balloon bear, shouting and chasing. Don't go, don't go, don't go. Did you hear that? Please don't go.

58. I accidentally hit my knee when I just went out. It's a pity that I hit my knee. Did you hear that?

59. Don't talk about falling in love, what about crow's feet?

60. Look, look, the moon today is not beautiful at all, neither round nor bright. Yes, I don't forgive.

Interesting and provocative homophonic copy

Interesting and provocative homophonic copy (I) 1. I think dogs in the country are happy and carefree every day, so I asked him "What is the secret of carefree every day" and he said "Woof, woof, woof".

You don't even like me. What do you like? Hiroyuki

When I was seventeen, I caught a cicada. I thought I had caught it all summer. Cicada: I don't love it, I just like it!

4. Why is Chang 'e fickle? Because her name is change.

If the mobile phone has a large memory, it can store a lot of self-fears, and then know its own changes: however, when China holds our friendship.

6. A pineapple went for a haircut. He sat for a long time, but the barber refused to cut his hair. He said, "Leave me alone."

7. I am a little sheep. I lost a lot of hair tonight, so I lost sleep.

I didn't bring my book to class today. The teacher asked me where the book was. Yes, where did I lose?

9. "Why do you have to eat eight pears?" "Because my home is the home of 8 pears."

10. Ducks line up for their mother. A duckling wants to align with the duck in front, but it can't, so the duckling says in a hurry, I'm sorry if I can't align with the duck.

1 1. I still hate you, just like my neighbor ate pepper and got numb next door.

12. I just ate a bad watermelon and my stomach hurts. Went to the hospital, just tasted the department.

13. The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach is very angry: "Are you blind?" The crab is very wronged: "no, I am a crab!" " "

14. It is said that when Lu Da hung the willow upside down, the flowers next to him closed their eyes with fear. When others called him, the flowers closed.

15. The clothes are wrinkled, and I can't even iron them. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, you hear me? Don't go.

16. Which animal is the fiercest? A: It's an orangutan, because it knocks hard.

17. Do you know why Beijingers don't say homophonic terriers? Because old Beijing is not harmonious.

18. Jason Wu meets a mouse-Jason Wu attacks!

19. Do vampires like spicy food? No, because they like blood.

20. Guo suddenly called the agent of his wife with kidney calculi: Yudong Stone. His wife was shocked: look at the sea?

Interesting and provocative homophonic copy (2) 2 1. Xiao Ming goes to see a doctor when he is not feeling well. After diagnosis, the doctor said his throat was "inflamed" and he said "hi"

22. The children's chocolates melted to the ground. Children say it looks like mud, like mud. Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

23. I want to eat puffs today, but I found them squashed. My mother says I can't eat them because they are flat puffs.

24. A group of ducklings are looking at the moon, but the moon is always out of round. A duckling whispered, "Did you hear me?" I don't forgive you.

25. This is a pencil, this is a pen, and you are my baby.

26. I accidentally bumped into the corner of the table at home, and the rag on the table fell off and actually rolled out of the door. It turns out that Bu (not) can get out!

27. Zhuge Liang set fire to Chibi, borrowed the east wind, borrowed it eight times, and became a pig!

28. Two grandfathers are playing chess. Child: Grandpa, your car is missing. Grandpa: What kind of car? It's called ju. Child: Oh, Grandpa, you rode away by yourself.

29. Let me share with you the types of peppers, not spicy, slightly spicy, spicy, sweet and spicy. Today is my birthday.

30. One day I found a little dust on me. I patted it hard, but I couldn't fall. I can't get rid of it. Did you hear that? I can't go back.

3 1. One day, the duckling was reading a book. Mother duck says it's time to eat. Close the book, close it, close it, make it up. Did you hear that?

One day, this duckling was reading a book, and another duckling said it was time to eat. Close the book quickly and make up with the good duck.

33. Today, I'll give you some popular science about mashed fruits, mashed potatoes, mashed sweet potatoes, mashed purple potatoes and mashed potatoes that I miss very much.

34. "Have you seen my crape myrtle?" "Isn't your mouth on your face?"

35. Nobody understands you. Very wronged, right? Do you think anyone understands this math problem? Wronged?

I bought a skirt today. I feel comfortable in it. I feel comfortable in it. Did you hear that? It's always there.

37. "Go and find out where the undercover's hometown is!" "The undercover family is in the northeast, by the Songhua River."

Just now, I met a foreigner who speaks English fluently. I asked him if his pronunciation was American or British, and he said he wanted to go out and watch the electronic music.

39. Wearing AirPods all day will affect the luck of love, because AirPods has no sound source.

40. Even I don't want it, so what do you want, a meal?

Interesting and provocative homophonic copywriting (Chapter 3) 4 1. I am steamed stuffed bun with condensed milk, and I lost my temper today.

42. Mother sparrow smells the sparrow: "Baby, what hairstyle do you want to wear today?" Little sparrow: "choo choo ~"

43. Xiaoming got lost in the wild at night. On a cold night, he can only hold the tombstone to keep warm. It is a thermal monument.

44. Tell those who once looked down on me that I have a house, not rented, but opened in King's Canyon, ok?

45. I am easy to get along with, but I can't get along well. Find my own reasons.

46. Beautiful women's rooms are generally messy. After all, she is a beauty in a messy room.

47. "Do you choose thesis or theory" and "I choose theory"

48. I met a boy in the elevator and he pressed the eighth floor. Oh, it really implies that he kind of likes me on the eighth floor.

49. Once upon a time, there were two turtles that looked very much alike. One barks at home and the other barks outside. After the physical examination, the doctor took the case list and asked who the sick turtle was. Take a closer look, it's the turtle at home.

50. I accidentally bumped into the corner of the table at home, and the rag on the table fell off and actually rolled out of the door. It turns out that cloth can go out.

5 1. Mother sparrow combs her hair and asks her what hairstyle she wants. The little sparrow said, choo choo

52. I bought a steamed stuffed bun on the road and cried when I went back to eat it. It turned out to be a silent bun!

53. I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more I ate, the happier I became. I checked, and it turns out that eating peanuts is a good thing.

54. I have just been reported by my neighbor to disturb the people because I am penniless.

55. Ask the stone monkey when he is homesick most. At night, why? Because in the dead of night, it is a stone monkey who misses home.

56. How is the door handle of the company meeting room broken? The boss is worried.

57. I can't help unpacking a packet of spicy strips at home, and it's even worse when I'm halfway through. I looked at the name. It turns out that Xiangtan Lotus loves spicy food (I want to fall in love)!

58. The teacher told us that the distance from any point on the circle to the center of the circle is equal. The content of this lesson is to guess an old Beijing food teaching circle.

59. Even I don't cherish it. What do you cherish? Biography?

60. The song that fried eggs sing for poached eggs "This is a little love song of fried eggs ~"

Interesting and provocative homophonic copywriting (Chapter 4) 6 1. Do you like pineapple juice, strawberry juice or my baby juice?

62. I have a group of chickens, none of which can lay eggs. I asked myself, do I still have chickens?

63. Standing opposite the five enemies of 1, No.2, No.3, No.4 and No.5, my bodyguard said to me, "Please ask my master to tell me how many times to call".

64. The reporter asked Ceng Yi: Can you earn money by singing a few words at a time with so few lyrics? Ceng Yi: If you don't earn much, earn pocket money.

65. Why do you always want to eat when you are in a bad mood? Because you feel sad and want to chew.

66. The dragon thanked the crab for cooking it. It was kindness that the crab cooked the dragon.

67. While I was eating, the electricity was cut off. I quickly ate two mouthfuls of rice, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed, is this the legendary lesbian?

68. Grandma's doorknob is very thick and there is a noise when opening the door. I didn't know until I asked later. This is called being careless.

69. "I may be a loach", "Why" and "Because I like loach"

70. "Why do you often feel dizzy when riding?" "That's because you didn't recite the multiplication formula."

7 1. The duckling asks the mother duck, "Mom, what's between our toes?" The mother duck said, "webbed". The duck hid her face and wept. "If you don't say it, don't say it. Why laugh at others?"

72. The growth cycle of lotus root is 200 days, and chicken can change from chicken to chicken leg, chicken chops and chicken breast in just over 50 days. In a short time, the chicken will become the same.

73. If you don't love me, what do you love? Einstein?

74. Don't talk about falling in love, what about crow's feet?

75. Xiao Wang's father is strict and inarticulate. He didn't write a letter to his son during his four years in college. Maybe it's strict and bad faith.

Xiao Wang doesn't know how to cross the river. Baidu made a mistake and actually crossed the river.

77. The bear planted a fruit tree and took good care of it every day. The fruit trees didn't bear fruit until autumn. The bear said disappointedly, "No fruit, no fruit."

I was so hungry that I had to hit my stomach with my fist to help me.

Why are flowers interesting? A: Because it has a stalk.

80. A sheep migrates.