You are the wind, I am the sand, you are the leather shoes, I am the brush, you ignore me and I commit suicide.
What is a rich man? Someone who uses perfume as an air freshener. ..
There is always such a yellow memory in one's life. can't forget it
How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are outside or inside the toilet.
Life is like a play. It's all about acting
It's not that there is no such song in the world, but that my album has not been released yet.
I used to have schizophrenia, but now I'm cured. I'm fine.
As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman!
I don't have any special skills. My name is very special.
I don't have any special skills. My name is very special.
I don't care about the Mona Lisa. I hope Russia smiles at everyone. Sorry, I haven't reached that level yet.
Your cold clothes are all there. You can wear it or not.
What is the way to come out? The sage replied: Waste.
My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static means sleeping, dynamic means turning over-
Me Before You, my world is black and white. After I met you, oh, Meg! It's all black ...
Super resistance:
Please don't put my tolerance for you on the spot, you shameless capital.
Sending you electricity is purely a lie.
★ You two are still two, two are right there, no three no four ╰.
I want to see a grand fashion show. I want to keep wishing until things change quickly, until I get close to your smiling face.
Waiter, give me two plates of men.
Waiter, give me two plates of women.
Who can bury me and laugh at the emptiness of heaven and earth? My heart is crazy.
1. Tencent began to cheat money again, and now there is another member of the Seven Heroes for hegemony.
Children's shoes, we should use Mao Zedong's temperament to stifle Obamas spirit.
I'm dead. I have something to burn. Small things arouse the soul, big things dig the grave. Really miss me. Come down with me. If you meet the line, it is purely a walking corpse.
The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that I really want to chat with you, but I am on your blacklist. ...
Damn mosquito, I'm not your father. Why do you always eat and drink my food …
I don't know how long I can live in your world.
7. Not every time I say I'm sorry, I can change back to my sentence.
8. The temptation to go home tells us that being a mistress will not lead to any good results.
9. The large-scale disaster film "Opening School" will be shown simultaneously in cities all over the country.
10. Members and yellow diamonds are ten yuan. Why did you become a yellow diamond member?
1 1. How can a woman stand without poison?
12. I have always been a talented woman, and my light is always covered by a wretched appearance.
13. The so-called fox is a woman who makes a man look like a dog.
14. Dogs are more loyal than you.
15. since ancient times, there has been no such thing as falling out of the flower and defeating the willow on the internet. Occasionally, mandarin ducks are paired, and pheasants are also paired with perverts.
16. Whoever wants to live in my heart will not have a good end.
17. No matter how cruel time is, it is not as good as saying that she loves you more than me.
18. It turns out that our biggest rival in love is not mistress. It is time.
19. When you run all over the brothel, you are not old. Please use Huiren Shenbao.
20. It's all water. Why do you need wine? Why are you pretending to be sheep when you are all perverts!
2 1. If you don't fall in love in loneliness, you will fall in love in loneliness.
22. I have a little mind, but I don't lack it; I have a good temper, but not without it!
23. I am a bachelor. I'm ashamed. I waste paper for my country.
24. Don't pretend to be happy with me, and don't wish me happiness. Are you qualified?
25. When I am with you, I put up with you beating me and scolding me. Now that we're separated, you want to move my mother.
25. Chairman Mao's red face made many couples part ways!
26.。 Doping
27. Japan claimed the Diaoyu Islands as theirs, which caused a tsunami.