funny copy of taking selfies (selected 68 sentences) 1. brushing your teeth is a sad and happy thing: holding a cup in one hand and a washing utensil in the other? You don't have to come across the ocean to see me, just pay me your savings for half a year. 3. You are a dish of shredded potatoes. 4. The weather is as changeable as a woman! The weather forecast is as unreliable as men! It is polite to give you face, but it is reasonable not to give you face. 6. Although you are proud, I am cool and charming. 7. My charming facial features are the beginning of your crime. 8. Forgive me for dressing up, holding a fountain pen, frowning and writing hard, just to help Xueba get to the bottom. 9. The love between seabirds and fish is just an accident. Our differences have always existed. 1. Thanks to being a fat man, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad. 11. If life deceives you, don't worry, take out your beauty camera and cheat life. 12. No one in this world can live without anyone. Even a fish can be roasted without water. 13. Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had the problem of judging people by their appearances. 14. Work every year, worry every year, work overtime every day like a monkey, work overtime without pay, and get scolded every day for no reason. 15. Long-distance love still dares to be jealous, and no one cares about eating shit. 16. Don't stay up every night just because you are ugly. 17. No matter what you do, it will be more convenient to look good. 18. Why are you reading my information? Tell me if you have a crush on me. 19. When I am with you, I always want to wait for a few more red lights. 2. Math is on my knees, English is not good, chemistry is drunk, Chinese is not memorized, physics is obsolete, and I am asleep. 21. The most terrible thing about losing weight is not hunger, but you always feel that you have to eat something when you are not hungry. 22. A broken pot has its own broken lid, and monks only love nuns. 23. What's the matter with you? I hope you miss me. 24. When I was a child, I hated eating and sleeping. Now it's really cheap to think about it. 25. Don't be sad, you will meet the best, such as me. 26. Live up to spring and grow wildly. 27. Weight is a good thing. I'll give you half. 28. Acacia becomes a disease for you, but doctors can't cure themselves. 29. April Fool's Day passed before I could confess. 3. Maturity is not that the heart grows old, but that the number of pretending is getting less and less. 31. Love is a love affair. 32. The teacher said that a wrong question is a kind of wealth. I looked at my paper and found out that I was a local tyrant. 33. If love wants to use its mouth, what about the dumb? 34. I can't study hard because my deskmate is too slutty. 35. I have high requirements for bedding. 36. Can't you be wronged and planted in my hands? 37. When I was a child, I was so happy to have 35 yuan! Now there is a three or five hundred who feel that they can't get it! 38. The sun was born when the night was turned on the bed again during the day. 39. As long as the hoe dances well, no corner can be dug down. 4. Excuse me, can I interrupt your life? 41. My time seems to have been wasted on how to meet you. 42. Save water, please take a bath together. 43. The old man said that pears can't be divided, so I kept them for myself. 44. I think everyone is crazy, but they show it in different ways. 45. In order to increase income, there was a rumor in the crematorium that there was no bullet in the security gun of the cash truck. 46. I saw the cruelest sentence today: When you are young, don't despair because you don't have money, because you know? There are still many days when you have no money in the future. 47. You are like a bitter gourd dressed so cool and grow so frustrated. 48. When you were young, you were so inquisitive. Oh, my God. Where am I from? Mom said children. You sent it on the phone. 49. Disappointment is a kind of happiness, because with hope, there is disappointment. 5. Beating is kissing, scolding is love, and love is extremely deep. 51. The clever monster recorded the spell of Tang Priest. 52. When the plane forced to land, the parachute was not enough, and the captain sent a big scroll. 53. When one or two people said that I was not handsome, I didn't care, just teasing me. Later, almost everyone said that I was not handsome, and I really realized the seriousness of the situation. This social liar is really increasing! 54. I took a bite of a spider. Will it become a man-warrior? 55. Our soldiers are resourceful, brave and fearless, and finally broke through the encirclement of devils and stole back a big watermelon. 56. After studying outside for a year, how can they still feel homesick? 57. Personality signature: I want to dedicate my whole life to a great cause? Sleeping 58. Why has no one ever cared about the feelings of Diaoyu Island? 59. Once upon a time, there was a person who spoke ill of me behind my back, and later she died. 6. Your heart and your appearance match only one word] 61. Life is a beach of scattered sand, but love makes time gather sand into a tower, and life goes on, so I can't forget you. 62. Nowadays, children are getting more and more precocious, and they rot only after a few minutes of stewing. 63. In desperation, medical staff played cards with black and white impermanence to successfully delay. 64. Bad, the Japanese broke into the underworld and stole the book of life and death, erasing all the names of the Eighth Route Army. 65. I practiced Qigong, which can make others angry. 66. Heaven disappeared and I fell back into darkness. 67. Sometimes I feel ugly. When I take out my ID card, I find that I worry too much. 68. As soon as the judges of China's good voice pressed the button, the singer was instantly blown to pieces