When I get rich, I'll take you to the best mental hospital.
You borrow a dress from Baiyun, a pair of wings from a bird, and then fly up to me and say, "We birds are like this."
4, abnormal condition should be early, if it comes too late, happiness will not be so happy.
5, I have long seen that people are not old, and Lu Yao knows that horsepower is insufficient.
6. Fat people are all eaten in one bite. See who can reach the sky in one step.
7. You will never understand my sadness, just as the fat man doesn't understand why the thin man wants to lose weight.
8. Never count sheep if you can't sleep at night, otherwise ... you will have a very hungry dream.
9, people's loneliness, sometimes can be seen from the body!
10, I will come to you in my next life, because you are the stupidest except me.
1 1. Youth is like dandelion. It seems to be free, but it can't help itself.
12. My name in my girlfriend's mobile phone is "He". After breaking up, I became "it".
13, the furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death. It's that I stand in front of my future mother-in-law, but I can only call her aunt!
14, mom said there is no regret medicine in the world, only rat poison.
15, today's society is fake! Only liars are true!
16, people who like me are good people, people who don't like me are bad people, and people who hate me are not people.
17, three provinces a day: lying in the trough, where did I put my keys? Fuck, where did I put my phone? Fuck, where did I put my meal card?
18, when I want to receive a red envelope, I open it and write another one.
19, the time is right, the address is right, the emotion is right, but the characters are wrong!
20. In bed, practice is the only criterion to test kung fu.
2 1. Although you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scum.
22. There is a kind of love in feelings, called letting go. When love is gone, you should know how to let go.
23. In fact, the most disloyal thing in the world is money. We agreed to go out together, and then it wouldn't come back with me, wasting my heart and lungs on it!
24. A bean fell. It's discouraging and frustrating. This bean is me. What can encourage it to stand up? The answer is you! Because there is something called "pigs encourage beans".
25. Suddenly someone asks you, what do you think of the people in the seat? -Dude, slap you! Woman, come to my bed and tell you quietly!
26. If you have money, wear perfume; if you have no money, wear toilet water.
27. Distance does not necessarily produce beauty, but it may interpret fragile love.
28. I don't want to force myself any more. That's enough. Let your heart love you, wandering.
29. Whether two people are familiar with each other depends on the obscene degree of chatting.
30. In the dead of night, I often ask myself whether it was right or wrong to decide to come to Earth.
3 1, what are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.
32. On the road, it is not difficult to drive, and I am afraid that there will be new people!
33. When we are ignorant, there will always be such a person, let us be mean to him for many years.
34. You are so annoying to me. Without mother's education, I will teach you how to prick.
Go ahead, don't spoil the word youth, you are already in beginning of autumn!
36. Stop joking. Have you ever seen the fish in the fish-flavored shredded pork? Is there a wife in the old lady's cake? Is there Lei Feng in Leifeng Tower? Therefore, it is understandable that there is no chest in the bra and no money in the wallet.
37. During the episode of intermittent depression, don't disturb strangers or find acquaintances.
38, I love you three words is ecstasy, how many people were taken away by it, leaving only the body.
Yuanyang will envy our love, honey will envy our sweetness, and butterflies will be moved by our lingering. Dear, it's good to have you! I want to love you all my life!
40. Are you dissatisfied with the world by dressing like this?
4 1, I was mentally retarded last year, so it's better to be stupid this year.
42. I met a big boss a few years ago. What he said impressed me now: I went to college although I didn't go to college.
43. It is the warmest to have a lover who keeps your distance from all the opposite sex.
44.make a man cry. Yes, you won, but you played too much.
Fortunately, when he had many choices, he still chose to be with you.
46. I want to send you sunshine all summer in winter, just like I hug you.
47. Buy two sausages to eat tomorrow, and let them point at my stomach.
Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.
49. When I have a son named Shuai, people will say "handsome dad" when they see me.
50. I'd rather you hold another woman and miss me than you hold me and miss another woman.
5 1, I really want to tell those who won the first prize of the two-color ball that there are two dollars in your million-dollar prize. Without me, there would be no you today.
52. Heart, if you don't find a place to live, you wander around. We all have a past that we want to go back to but can't.
Customer: May I try this orange? Vendor: No. Customer: Then how do I know if your orange is sour? Vendor: You can watch me eat and see if this orange is sour through my expression.
You don't even know Yao Ming. How can I play football with you? You are so funny.
55. Because I broke up with the quilt this morning, the quilt is very cold to me now.
56. Bajie, don't think you are a night pig standing under a street lamp.
Even though you already know, you don't love me anymore. But I still hope you can stay with me.
58. Yao Jiaxin was sentenced to death in the first instance. After watching the news, the boss told us earnestly, look, this is what happens when you want a raise.
59. Fortunately, I am a fat man, and I can pinch my stomach when I am bored.
60. Tell you not to push me. If you push me, I will play dead for you!
6 1, time tells me that the era of unreasonable troubles is over and it's time to pretend.
62. The only thing in the world that you can get for nothing is poverty, and the only thing that you can make out of nothing is a dream.
If I don't beat you, I will fall out with you.
Online and stealth are the same these days-no one cares about you.
When I heard the teacher say that the fine would start again, I knew that his salary had been spent.
66. The current playboy is because the original one is more attentive than anyone else.
67. Give love a face that is not old, so that love will remain unchanged for life; Give love a vow without regret, so that everyone who has loved each other misses each other; Give love a vast blue sky and let true love fill the world.
68. Who is the future girlfriend I am in love with now?
69. You are the Eastern Hemisphere and I am the Western Hemisphere. Together, we are the whole earth.
70. Teacher, can we wait until Logger Vick cuts down the tree, the wolf eats the sheep, Tom catches Jerry, and the monster eats the Tang Priest before we start school?
7 1, I never hold a grudge, but I usually report it on the spot.
72. I don't ask you to look back. I only hope that you will fall into the pit when you go forward without hesitation, so that I can catch up with you.
73. Don't call people's brains water in the future, because people's brains 100% are water.
74. A girl came to class. She introduced herself: I may not be the smartest, the most beautiful, the best and the most humorous ... Just as her classmates praised her modesty, she suddenly said: Hello, my name is Wei.
75. Sometimes, I will stare at you and say silently: I don't believe you don't look at me.
76. I took out my dusty homework, shook it and put it back.
77. Don't be a fat man who can only play mobile phones when you are the best and youngest.
78, let the storm come more violently, anyway, I sell umbrellas!
79. I gave you a second look in the classroom, and you asked me to do the problem on the platform.
80. Some troubles are imaginary, but we regard them as real.
8 1, a wool felt can warm an orphan's lonely night, and it can also cover up a sweaty ambiguous couple.
82. Weaning early as a child. Which kind-hearted person helped me make up for this incomplete childhood.
83. I came quietly, walked quietly, waved a dagger, and left no one alive.
84. I hope all the money in my wallet loves each other and have many children.
85. Q: Is the daughter-in-law important or the game important? A: Of course, it is important to be a daughter-in-law, so I only dare to play games and dare not hit my daughter-in-law.
86. The main reason why I don't study well is that the teacher is ugly. If she is beautiful, I will study hard.
87. Although I don't have a boyfriend, I am very happy with my best friend!
88. If the teacher didn't tell me not to litter, I would throw you out of the window.
89. Life is like playing "Angry Birds". If you don't get through, you will inevitably be laughed at by the pig.
90. others wear shorts to show their legs, and I wear shorts to show my weight.
9 1, men will be fined for illegal parking, and women will stop fighting; If a woman is fined for parking illegally, she will have an argument with the man around her.
92. A girl who says she is a goddess may be really ugly. A girl who says she is a woman may be a goddess.
93. What is a class teacher? It is a person who has destroyed your friendship, your love and your affection.
94. In the evening, I asked my colleagues to wait for me to have dinner together. He went to eat by himself. So I calmly walked to the canteen, locked his bike with mine and turned off his cell phone!
95. There was a kissing scene on TV. The father asked his son to pour a glass of water. Soon, there was a kissing scene on TV. Dad asked his son to pour another glass of water. The son asked, Dad, are you thirsty at the sight of someone kissing?
96. It was not until the smell of love quietly left that I suddenly realized. It turns out that it has reached my heart.
97. Money is regarded as dirt, but all people strive to be scavengers.
98. The most romantic thing I can think of is to have dinner with you, and then you pay, you pay, you pay.
Don't wash it, but for the mud, this broken car would have fallen apart a long time ago.
100, sleeping is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art.
10 1. What do you want me to do, steam or braise?
102, someone said I was handsome, and I smiled. As a result, they said I was more handsome when I smiled.
103, a warm girl is called a warm man, and a lot of warm girls are called hot dogs.
104, you should know that no matter what troubles or difficulties you encounter, you should tell me as soon as possible and I will praise you as soon as possible.
105, stop being depressed, son, you should be as lively and cheerful as a psychopath!
106, I'm a man, so don't challenge my bottom line, or I'll revise it.
107, not every effort will be rewarded, but every effort must be rewarded, which is an unfair and irreversible proposition.
108, the farthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.
109, once there is a problem with mathematics, it will be skipped. I found that I couldn't stop this jump.
1 10, tell you a secret to get rich, don't tell anyone! Fold your money in half, does it double? Ha, go and make friends!
1 1 1. I don't care if you have anyone outside or who you marry, as long as you don't leave me.
1 12. There are two plastic bags in my class. They pack, pack, pack all day.
1 13. Half the troubles in life are caused by saying "yes" too fast or saying "no" too slowly.
1 14, you look very creative and live bravely. Ugliness is not your intention, but God is losing his temper.